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(Philly.com) Scary Then they came for the beer and I said nothing, for I was not-- Wait, what? Oh, hell no WOLVERINES   (philly.com) divider line 201
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2010-03-08 02:00:19 PM
Sounds like these buzzkill bastards have absolutely zero idea what the hell they're doing.

Yay, bureaucracy.
 
2010-03-08 02:09:50 PM
farkING BASTARDS!!!!
 
2010-03-08 02:11:46 PM
And people wonder why just about everyone in Pennsylvania not profiting off the system wants the whole distribution system thrown out.

\oh, and I'd bet the 60.9 gallons of beer confiscated that the "person who they would not name" would be a rival bar-owner whose selection doesn't go past Yuengling....
\\this thread is relevant to this story, but definitely not a repeat
 
2010-03-08 02:24:03 PM
FriarReb98:
\oh, and I'd bet the 60.9 gallons of beer confiscated that the "person who they would not name" would be a rival bar-owner whose selection doesn't go past Yuengling....


Someone was out to get Leigh Maida and her husband
It sucks when you can use the system like this to fark your competition. Just go with the old drive by shooting thing or fire bomb the place.
 
2010-03-08 02:37:19 PM
MaxxLarge: Sounds like these buzzkill bastards have absolutely zero idea what the hell they're doing.

No - they know EXACTLY what they are doing.

The alleged offense: Although the bar owners had bought the beer legally from licensed Pennsylvania distributors and had paid all the necessary taxes, the police claimed that nobody had registered the precise names of the beers with the state Liquor Control Board - a process that requires the brewers or their importers to pay a $75 registration fee for each product they want to sell in Pennsylvania.

Philly is getting desperate for money.
 
2010-03-08 02:47:17 PM
Thank you, Pennsylvania, for making me feel better about my state's blue laws.

And seriously, a "citizen complaint"? Someone called the cops and said "excuse me, but this establishment is just offering way too many varieties of beer to be legit, please check it out"? Yeah.
 
2010-03-08 02:48:08 PM
Also, Trappist ales >> Duvel.
 
2010-03-08 02:55:28 PM
Police are nothing more than the King's Thieves. fark em.
 
2010-03-08 03:00:25 PM
They opened up that cabinet
And they found our little stash
But they didn't know what it was and let us go
Minus eighty bucks in cash.

/obscure?
 
2010-03-08 03:01:39 PM
tallguywithglasseson: And seriously, a "citizen complaint"? Someone called the cops and said "excuse me, but this establishment is just offering way too many varieties of beer to be legit, please check it out"? Yeah.

that's an old cop trick - just make up an 'anonymous tip' and go ahead with the raid. almost nobody ever fights it.
 
2010-03-08 03:15:59 PM
tallguywithglasseson: Also, Trappist ales >> Duvel.

don't worry, as the best beer town in american, philly has that covered
monk's (new window)
 
2010-03-08 03:21:36 PM
WOLVERINES!!!
 
2010-03-08 03:40:57 PM
albo: don't worry, as the best beer town in american, philly has that covered

I hear that place is not too hard, not too soft.
 
2010-03-08 04:20:01 PM
tallguywithglasseson: Thank you, Pennsylvania, for making me feel better about my state's blue laws.

And seriously, a "citizen complaint"? Someone called the cops and said "excuse me, but this establishment is just offering way too many varieties of beer to be legit, please check it out"? Yeah.


It was either a competitor or a disgruntled ex-employee, to be sure.

PA sucks when it comes to liquor laws.
 
2010-03-08 04:25:08 PM
If an administrative-law judge finds that the bars possessed unregistered brands, the State Police typically would seek a forfeiture order to destroy consume or sell the beer, he said
 
2010-03-08 04:40:17 PM
Lando Lincoln: It was either a competitor or a disgruntled ex-employee

Or a disgruntled current employee.
 
2010-03-08 04:43:22 PM
tallguywithglasseson: Or a disgruntled current employee.

it's no doubt someone who knows that arcane rule on registering the beer with the LCB. would the average customer know that, or care?
 
2010-03-08 05:11:24 PM
This is ridiculous. Rather than going after the distributors who didn't properly register the beer, they go after the little guy and cost them thousands in inventory.
 
2010-03-08 05:22:38 PM
albo: it's no doubt someone who knows that arcane rule on registering the beer with the LCB. would the average customer know that, or care?

Exactly. And here are the small business owners, who back in school used to dream about this every day, asking themselves "Could it really happen? Or do dreams just fade away?"

Ridiculous that they have to deal with this kind of ABC stuff.
 
2010-03-08 05:44:29 PM
They'd better stay the fark away from the Grey Lodge Pub (^) or there's gonna be a firefight.

/Monk's Cafe is a great place too
//wife works around the corner from it
 
2010-03-08 05:48:02 PM
Oh. Fark. No.

Raise the black flag, gents.
 
2010-03-08 05:48:48 PM
Philadelphia. Where it's always sunny...

Was Paddy's one of them?

i635.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-08 05:50:16 PM
More than a dozen armed State Police officers conducted simultaneous raids last week on three popular Philadelphia bars known for their wide beer selections. The cops confiscated hundreds of bottles of expensive ales and lagers, now in State Police custody at an undisclosed location party
 
2010-03-08 05:50:35 PM
Oh.
Pennsylvania.
Yeah, they've got the dumbest booze laws in the country (excepting dry counties).
 
2010-03-08 05:52:15 PM
WTF is wrong with that state?
 
2010-03-08 05:52:53 PM
which is why I make my own. Fark them up the Rendell.
 
2010-03-08 05:53:16 PM
TFA: More than a dozen armed State Police officers conducted simultaneous raids

is there some reason the state police shouldn't be armed? I'm confused as to why the author included this.
 
2010-03-08 05:54:00 PM
You suck, PA.

/Maryland has slightly less retarded liquor laws.
 
2010-03-08 05:55:42 PM
I hate the PLCB. The state stores suck, the selection sucks, and the arcane, outdated and protectionist rules suck the most. These shenanigans simply show that the PLCB can and should sustain a healthy budget cut in the service of fixing our state's looming budget deficits.
 
2010-03-08 05:56:01 PM
albo: tallguywithglasseson: Also, Trappist ales >> Duvel.

don't worry, as the best beer town in american, philly has that covered
monk's (new window)


Oh wait you were serious, let me laugh even harder.

I'm almost positive that title goes to either Denver or Portland.
 
2010-03-08 05:57:30 PM
Sounds like the ACB needs to be shutting down the distributors for selling illegal beer.

Oh that's right. In PA the ACB owns the distributors. They can't shut down themselves.
 
2010-03-08 05:58:26 PM
One thing's for sure now... No one can ever go to the beer bar again. Never.

/I'm ready to join the fight, Colonel!
 
2010-03-08 05:59:47 PM
One more reason why I cross the river into NJ to buy alcohol. Or in NY, if I'm visiting friends for the weekend.
 
2010-03-08 05:59:52 PM
Should we try to stop some violent criminals today?

Nah, not enough money in the budget.

Let's shake down some bar owners. Maybe some hippies while we're at it.
 
2010-03-08 06:00:13 PM
albo: tallguywithglasseson: Also, Trappist ales >> Duvel.

don't worry, as the best beer town in american, philly has that covered
monk's (new window)


I'd put the NYC beer bar scene up against Philly, especially in the past few years, but monks is an awesome place.
 
2010-03-08 06:00:50 PM
You just let me sober up enough to find my AK...
 
2010-03-08 06:02:35 PM
They probably got snitched on by a competing bar or disgruntled customer/employee...
 
2010-03-08 06:02:57 PM
this news makes me a sad panda, poor flemish reds. So sour, so yummy
 
2010-03-08 06:03:05 PM
Bermuda59: More than a dozen armed State Police officers conducted simultaneous raids last week on three popular Philadelphia bars known for their wide beer selections. The cops confiscated hundreds of bottles of expensive ales and lagers, now in State Police custody at an undisclosed location party

Hmm. Boyfriend's uncle is a bartender at a Philly bar with a wide beer selection. That would suck.

Although it was great while we were visiting, since there were multiple varied 6 packs in the fridge for him to 'sample' and decide if the bar should start offering them.

I did not notice the draconian alcohol laws the entire time I was in Philly thanks to that awesomeness.
 
2010-03-08 06:03:38 PM
I would like to apologize to all of the gun nuts who I mocked.

surely the revolution is nigh?
 
2010-03-08 06:04:17 PM
Dont Call Me Shirley: which is why I make my own. Fark them up the Rendell.

This.

I might have to move back to Pittsburgh soon, so I've been taking homebrew lessons from a nice hippie friend, who also taught me how to make a really good vegetarian lasagna. In compensation, I taught him to sew custom padded gig bags for instruments -that's really a thing in the hippie crowd, and I also knitted him a hat out of cat-hair yarn after his Angora had to be shaved for spay surgery.

The PLCB would hate my friends and I so much if we still lived in the state.
 
2010-03-08 06:05:19 PM
State_College_Arsonist: I hate the PLCB. The state stores suck, the selection sucks, and the arcane, outdated and protectionist rules suck the most. These shenanigans simply show that the PLCB can and should sustain a healthy budget cut in the service of fixing our state's looming budget deficits.

Around here it works a little different. I mean, NJ has its lame laws, but they are no where near as archaic as PA.

In NYC the problem bars are having now is the community boards, and the undue influence they are exerting on the state liquor authority when it comes to licensing. At some point, someone decided that the community board actually matters, when in reality they are just the local busy bodies from the neighborhood who in many cases don't even have elections.

So a restaurant or bar opens, and they go to fight the licensing of it. Even if it isn't a new place. One of my favorite bars relocated. They didn't have any licensing problems beforehand, moved a few blocks down, INTO AN EXISTING BAR, and had their license tied up for 18 months thanks to a community board. They eventually ditched hard alcohol all together to just get the license over and done with, which was a shame, because they used to have a badass scotch list.

Now the new thing they are doing is pushing back on closing times when licenses come up for renewal. Hardly anyone in the past few years that went for renewal has been able to keep their 4am closing. Sooner or later we will be lame like philly and boston and have to call it a night absurdly early.
 
2010-03-08 06:07:04 PM
Communist_Manifesto: I'm almost positive that title goes to either Denver or Portland.

Portland. It's really Portland and then everyone else, as Portland has an incredible amount of brewpubs and breweries, vastly more than any other city, in addition to some great beer bars. Philly and Denver and Chicago (which finally is seeing a bunch of breweries and brewpubs open in the city instead of the suburbs), among others, are in the next tier down.
 
2010-03-08 06:07:28 PM
I always though the distributors in philly were counter intuitive too.

It would be a saturday night, we would realize we were running low on beer, and need to race to the distributor to get more. Which we had to buy at least a case of. In our car.

Yea, that is going to lead to much more responsibility as opposed to me just strolling to the corner store for a 6 pack when I want it.
 
2010-03-08 06:10:02 PM
Resurrection Ale House, at 2425 Grays Ferry Ave.; Local 44, at 44th and Spruce streets, in West Philadelphia; and Memphis Taproom, 2331 E. Cumberland St., Port Richmond.

If I were in Philly I know where I'd be drinking tonight.
 
2010-03-08 06:10:58 PM
Another reason I'm glad I left that sorry state. I still remember when I first moved there and walked into the nearest gas station looking for some beer. The 15 minutes it took the clerk to explain how to buy booze with all their farking laws made me glad that I coiuld make the Maryland line in less than an hour.
 
2010-03-08 06:11:06 PM
GQueue: Communist_Manifesto: I'm almost positive that title goes to either Denver or Portland.

Portland. It's really Portland and then everyone else, as Portland has an incredible amount of brewpubs and breweries, vastly more than any other city, in addition to some great beer bars. Philly and Denver and Chicago (which finally is seeing a bunch of breweries and brewpubs open in the city instead of the suburbs), among others, are in the next tier down.


Well I live in Denver and vehemently disagree, but I haven't been drinkin in Portland. Plus it's mostly a bs metric to say something like that is the "best" I was more trolling than anything.
 
2010-03-08 06:14:51 PM
Wow, fark these farkers with a pair of handlebars. That's just asinine. Get a good lawyer and bring the farking fury in countersuits, seek and destroy.
 
2010-03-08 06:15:31 PM
For once... when it comes to beer laws....I can say I'm glad I live in SC.
/Oh.. and it was 66 and sunny here today!
 
2010-03-08 06:17:19 PM
PA-- Now that Philadelphia Mayor Nutsy has proposed a 2 cent per ounce soda tax I am waiting for the stakeout of soda distributors just across the city boundary. Imagine a person getting arrested and jailed for buying a case of Pepsi and bringing it into the city. Demanding and deserving respect are two completely different concepts.
 
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