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2010-03-08 10:47:31 AM
I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.
 
2010-03-08 10:49:04 AM
unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Twice
 
2010-03-08 10:53:57 AM
But not too busy being petulant little AWs...
 
2010-03-08 10:54:40 AM
I Said: unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Twice


I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.
 
2010-03-08 10:55:33 AM
I Said: Twice

Maybe.

Homegrown attacks will hit somewhere besides New York or LA though, so it seems possible that smaller attacks in Nebraska might not spark the intolerance in ... say ... New Hampshire.

Still, if one or two happened anywhere in the country, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a muslim in a red state.
 
2010-03-08 10:56:19 AM
You'd think al Queda would just have their operative in the White House arrange that for them.
 
2010-03-08 10:56:30 AM
atomicmask: I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

You can calm the crowds after 1. 2: no way. At that point even a lot of chickenshiat GOP politicians will begin saying obscene things to rally crowds in their favor.

and it would be quite justified.

really? and why is that?
 
2010-03-08 10:56:33 AM
atomicmask: I Said: unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Twice

I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.


Exactly. Just like the time they kicked out all the whackos after that abortion clinic attack. Well, after the second one, anyway. Err, third. What do you mean they didn't...dammit. Nevermind.
 
2010-03-08 10:56:48 AM
I Said: unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Twice


And that's exactly why Al Queda doesn't go around randomly shooting up soft targets like shopping malls and schools. If they actually inspired a xenophobic vigilante movement then their sympathetic Muslim supporters in America would lose the ability to operate freely on gathering intel for major attacks or raising jihad funds from the wealthy and generous American Muslim community.
 
2010-03-08 10:56:50 AM
So some guy in another country whose religion happens to have the same name as the one I follow wants me to blow myself up in the name of that religion. It would make him happy you see. And he says it'll get me laid.
 
2010-03-08 10:56:58 AM
atomicmask:
I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.


So, just so we're clear, is it "quite justified" to force Christians to the deep south and heartland after one good terror attack on an abortion doctor from a local fundamentalist church in middle America?
 
2010-03-08 10:58:07 AM
unlikely: Maybe.

Homegrown attacks will hit somewhere besides New York or LA though, so it seems possible that smaller attacks in Nebraska might not spark the intolerance in ... say ... New Hampshire.

Still, if one or two happened anywhere in the country, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a muslim in a red state.


This is what I've never understood: if suicide attackers are such a huge threat here and we have SOOO much to fear: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah? Why no IED's on random roads in the heartland?
 
2010-03-08 10:58:20 AM
gilgigamesh: You'd think al Queda would just have their operative in the White House arrange that for them.

Maybe he's just biden his time, waiting for the right moment...
 
2010-03-08 10:58:30 AM
This just in: religious people are more likely to be dangerous reactionaries.
 
2010-03-08 10:58:52 AM
unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Sounds like a question for Mr. Owl.
 
2010-03-08 10:59:27 AM
Racht: atomicmask:
I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.

So, just so we're clear, is it "quite justified" to force Christians to the deep south and heartland after one good terror attack on an abortion doctor from a local fundamentalist church in middle America?


Yes. If the culture someone celebrates is at odds with the good of the host culture they are in, they should not be welcome in said culture.
 
2010-03-08 10:59:39 AM
I Said: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah?

Because we've not progressed to "Pot Shots 4 Allah" yet. We can't even get past "Bong Hits 4 Jesus."
 
2010-03-08 10:59:50 AM
Racht: atomicmask:
I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.

So, just so we're clear, is it "quite justified" to force Christians to the deep south and heartland after one good terror attack on an abortion doctor from a local fundamentalist church in middle America?


sure. why the hell not?
 
2010-03-08 11:00:27 AM
Meh (new window)
 
2010-03-08 11:02:15 AM
What do you call five or six hundred backwards, 14th century nomads living in caves and occasionall posting on the internet?

AOL Qaeda.
 
2010-03-08 11:02:31 AM
I Said: unlikely: Maybe.

Homegrown attacks will hit somewhere besides New York or LA though, so it seems possible that smaller attacks in Nebraska might not spark the intolerance in ... say ... New Hampshire.

Still, if one or two happened anywhere in the country, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a muslim in a red state.

This is what I've never understood: if suicide attackers are such a huge threat here and we have SOOO much to fear: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah? Why no IED's on random roads in the heartland?


Because the total population of muslims in the area has not exceeded 5% yet. around the time 5% of the population is muslim, that is when violence and attempts to take over the host nation begin.
 
2010-03-08 11:02:44 AM
Yay!

Religion!
 
2010-03-08 11:02:47 AM
American Muslims in response: "Right after American Idol, oh wait the wife has yoga and she's taking the minivan and then Yamir has to go to swim lessons.. how about we just get back to you on that."
 
2010-03-08 11:05:12 AM
"As the blessed operations of September 11th showed, a little imagination and planning and a limited budget can turn almost anything into a deadly, effective and convenient weapon."

Approves.

i236.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-08 11:06:03 AM
Racht: So, just so we're clear, is it "quite justified" to force Christians to the deep south and heartland after one good terror attack on an abortion doctor from a local fundamentalist church in middle America?

I wouldn't complain if we moved all the Palin-Americans back to Alaska.
 
2010-03-08 11:06:03 AM
I Said: unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Twice


well then we've already popped:

DC Sniper
Arkansas Recruiting Station
Salt Lake City mall attack
LAX new years eve attack (interdicted)
Buffalo cell
Portland cell
NYC tunnels attack (interdicted)
Fort Hood shootings

And that's just off the top of my head.

We're a lot more patient than you give us credit for.
 
2010-03-08 11:06:12 AM
And what part of your ass did you pull that theory out of?

atomicmask: I Said: unlikely: Maybe.

Homegrown attacks will hit somewhere besides New York or LA though, so it seems possible that smaller attacks in Nebraska might not spark the intolerance in ... say ... New Hampshire.

Still, if one or two happened anywhere in the country, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a muslim in a red state.

This is what I've never understood: if suicide attackers are such a huge threat here and we have SOOO much to fear: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah? Why no IED's on random roads in the heartland?

Because the total population of muslims in the area has not exceeded 5% yet. around the time 5% of the population is muslim, that is when violence and attempts to take over the host nation begin.
 
2010-03-08 11:06:44 AM
Cripes, I thought they caught this knucklehead douchebag.
 
2010-03-08 11:06:56 AM
Headso: American Muslims in response: "Right after American Idol, oh wait the wife has yoga and she's taking the minivan and then Yamir has to go to swim lessons.. how about we just get back to you on that."

+1
 
2010-03-08 11:07:03 AM
unlikely: I wonder how many times that could happen before reasonable people stop accepting the presence of islam in their good baptist communities.

Depends on the target and where.

My guess is they will go for a secondary target on the East Coast, like Philly or Baltimore. One place that would be very unlikely would be Detroit (home of the largest Muslim population).

Since they like to blow things up, that will be the most likely method.
 
2010-03-08 11:07:07 AM
Headso: American Muslims in response: "Right after American Idol, oh wait the wife has yoga and she's taking the minivan and then Yamir has to go to swim lessons.. how about we just get back to you on that."

lol

"That sounds great, Muhammed, because ever since moving here my family and I keep talking about how TV and air conditioning and peace sucks. We long for the desert shiathole people like you intend to provide for us. So I'll get right on that, but first why don't you drive as far away fro the nearest person as possible and test out your bombvest, and stop making my life more difficult."
 
2010-03-08 11:07:12 AM
vernonFL: What do you call five or six hundred backwards, 14th century nomads living in caves and occasionall posting on the internet?

AOL Qaeda.


*snort*
 
2010-03-08 11:07:58 AM
gilgigamesh: You'd think al Queda would just have their operative in the White House arrange that for them.

Why not have Glenn Beck just order you teabaggers (or in your case teabagee) to dummy up some sort of fake attack? The 'baggers will do whatever their little tin god tells them to and then Twitch Boy can aim all kinds of vitriolic comments at the administration.
 
2010-03-08 11:08:13 AM
nburghmatt: Racht: atomicmask:
I would narrow it down to once. I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.

So, just so we're clear, is it "quite justified" to force Christians to the deep south and heartland after one good terror attack on an abortion doctor from a local fundamentalist church in middle America?

sure. why the hell not?


Because we are not supposed to commit ethnic cleansing?
 
2010-03-08 11:08:23 AM
atomicmask:
Because the total population of muslims in the area has not exceeded 5% yet. around the time 5% of the population is muslim, that is when violence and attempts to take over the host nation begin.


You probably wet your pants if you sit next to a guy with a beard and turban on an airplane, don't you?
 
2010-03-08 11:08:40 AM
vaderstg: DC Sniper
Arkansas Recruiting Station
Salt Lake City mall attack
LAX new years eve attack (interdicted)
Buffalo cell
Portland cell
NYC tunnels attack (interdicted)
Fort Hood shootings


Very good points. I stand corrected.

However, FWIW, I was viewing the specific idea of 2 succesful attacks on Baptist churches in the heartland. However, you are absolutely correct and I was wrong.
 
2010-03-08 11:08:45 AM
vernonFL: What do you call five or six hundred backwards, 14th century nomads living in caves and occasionall posting on the internet?

AOL Qaeda.


What do you call five or six hundred backwards, 14th century nomads living in a folded tortilla filled with cheese?

Alquesadilla.
 
2010-03-08 11:08:54 AM
gilgigamesh: You'd think al Queda would just have their operative in the White House arrange that for them.

Yes, because we all know that the one thing the terrorists wanted, more than anything, was an additional 30,000 troops sent to Afghanistan to hunt them down. Stupid farking moron.
 
2010-03-08 11:09:27 AM
Kalmbach: And what part of your ass did you pull that theory out of?

atomicmask: I Said: unlikely: Maybe.

Homegrown attacks will hit somewhere besides New York or LA though, so it seems possible that smaller attacks in Nebraska might not spark the intolerance in ... say ... New Hampshire.

Still, if one or two happened anywhere in the country, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a muslim in a red state.

This is what I've never understood: if suicide attackers are such a huge threat here and we have SOOO much to fear: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah? Why no IED's on random roads in the heartland?

Because the total population of muslims in the area has not exceeded 5% yet. around the time 5% of the population is muslim, that is when violence and attempts to take over the host nation begin.


European muslims and how they relate and behave to host countries based on total amount of muslims in a given area.
 
2010-03-08 11:09:56 AM
So that's how it's going to be eh? Fine, I'm calling on gingers in other countries to start getting drunk and acting like jackasses for me while I can't because I'm at work!
 
2010-03-08 11:10:02 AM
Those silly Al Qaida folks. Don't they know that Islam has nothing to do with terrorism?
 
2010-03-08 11:10:23 AM
I Said: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah?

Actually they have: Link (new window)

But the truth is the vast majority of American Muslims would never turn to terror attacks for a myriad of reasons; Western luxuries make modern life simply too comfortable and sheltered from the brutal, unforgiving wasteland's culture of death back home. Why throw it all away and risk imprisonment or even serious injury just because your parents' faith calls for unrelenting jihad?

Or they are not as pious as the external image they project suggests so they doubt the promised reward of an orgy in paradise in exchange for slaughtering infidels.

Like most people they are willing to hedge their bets, in this case throw a few bucks to 'the cause' and show some moral support for terrorism but never actually lift a finger to directly endanger themselves or others.
 
2010-03-08 11:10:57 AM
Creepyoldguy: gilgigamesh: You'd think al Queda would just have their operative in the White House arrange that for them.

Why not have Glenn Beck just order you teabaggers (or in your case teabagee) to dummy up some sort of fake attack? The 'baggers will do whatever their little tin god tells them to and then Twitch Boy can aim all kinds of vitriolic comments at the administration.


Kalmbach: gilgigamesh: You'd think al Queda would just have their operative in the White House arrange that for them.

Yes, because we all know that the one thing the terrorists wanted, more than anything, was an additional 30,000 troops sent to Afghanistan to hunt them down. Stupid farking moron.


Really? Both of your sarcasm detectors failed at the same time? Y'all should get those looked at.
 
2010-03-08 11:11:39 AM
GreatNOD: vernonFL: What do you call five or six hundred backwards, 14th century nomads living in caves and occasionall posting on the internet?

AOL Qaeda.

What do you call five or six hundred backwards, 14th century nomads living in a folded tortilla filled with cheese?

Alquesadilla.


These jokes are just not kosher halal.
 
2010-03-08 11:11:40 AM
beoswulf: Actually they have: Link (new window)

I thought of him before I posted, but his motive was revenge on an ex wife. I meant more like a "we're doing this for Al-Qaeda" type thing.
 
2010-03-08 11:11:44 AM
atomicmask: Kalmbach: And what part of your ass did you pull that theory out of?

atomicmask: I Said: unlikely: Maybe.

Homegrown attacks will hit somewhere besides New York or LA though, so it seems possible that smaller attacks in Nebraska might not spark the intolerance in ... say ... New Hampshire.

Still, if one or two happened anywhere in the country, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a muslim in a red state.

This is what I've never understood: if suicide attackers are such a huge threat here and we have SOOO much to fear: why aren't there guys on highway overpasses sniping random drivers for Allah? Why no IED's on random roads in the heartland?

Because the total population of muslims in the area has not exceeded 5% yet. around the time 5% of the population is muslim, that is when violence and attempts to take over the host nation begin.

European muslims and how they relate and behave to host countries based on total amount of muslims in a given area.


So...when they have the numbers to be a voting bloc?
 
2010-03-08 11:11:55 AM
Racht: atomicmask:
Because the total population of muslims in the area has not exceeded 5% yet. around the time 5% of the population is muslim, that is when violence and attempts to take over the host nation begin.

You probably wet your pants if you sit next to a guy with a beard and turban on an airplane, don't you?


I sneeze every time I get on a bus with a lady with blue hair wearing spandex.
 
2010-03-08 11:12:34 AM
NEDM: Really? Both of your sarcasm detectors failed at the same time? Y'all should get those looked at.

And I didn't even so much as get a titter from my Biden joke. :-(

Internet. SERIOUS BUSINESS!
 
2010-03-08 11:13:41 AM
Headso: American Muslims in response: "Right after American Idol, oh wait the wife has yoga and she's taking the minivan and then Yamir has to go to swim lessons.. how about we just get back to you on that."

You joke but you are likely more correct than you think...

Link (new window)

Now I understand that's just one study, however, there's lots and lots of articles on how Muslims typically assimilate better in America than in Europe which results in much less extremism here.

Not saying it won't/couldn't happen but if you've got a good life, a nice house, happy family, etc., you are much less apt to buy into the BS Al-qaeda is selling.
 
2010-03-08 11:14:01 AM
atomicmask: I give it one good terror attack from a local mosque in middle America and then you can bet muslims will be forced back to the east and west cost.

and it would be quite justified.


Does that mean we can drive all the fundamentalist Christians, and Catholics, into the ocean? Cool. They deserve it, after all: Christian terrorists have struck quite a few times.
 
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