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(IndyStar) Dumbass Slow learner gets third drug bust on way home from prison for his second drug bust   (indystar.com) divider line 50
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2010-03-08 11:07:41 AM
Sir James Smith. SRSLY.

Amd then they name the kid Sir'ir Royal. Everyone knows Sir'ir is the feminine form of Sir. It's like a girl knight or whatever.

Such a shame when royalty misbehaves in public.

/You couldn't wait til you got home?
 
2010-03-08 11:24:37 AM
Sir James Smith, Indianapolis, was being driven by his wife Sharmainique Royal, 21, Indianapolis... with the couple's 11-month old daughter, Sir'ir Royal...

Sounds like that arranged marriage to unite the lands of Dumbass and Moron is going as expected.
 
2010-03-08 11:40:16 AM
dugitman: Sir James Smith, Indianapolis, was being driven by his wife Sharmainique Royal, 21, Indianapolis... with the couple's 11-month old daughter, Sir'ir Royal...

Sounds like that arranged marriage to unite the lands of Dumbass and Moron is going as expected.


You know, if you'd asked me this morning how many feudal politics jokes I'd here today I would have been wrong.
 
2010-03-08 11:41:03 AM
Ahhh, those silly Irish and their antics.
 
2010-03-08 11:41:38 AM
chrisvreeland.com

/Oblig.
 
2010-03-08 11:45:00 AM
I was about to say no that's just an addict but then I RTFA and found out the guy was a pothead, so yeah that's just stupidity.
 
2010-03-08 11:46:20 AM
www.technollama.co.uk
 
2010-03-08 11:48:26 AM
Cut him some slack, he was high.
 
2010-03-08 11:48:44 AM
blogs.e-rockford.com

Even these guys think you're a dumbass.
 
2010-03-08 11:49:27 AM
Kar98: Ahhh, those silly Irish and their antics.

diy.despair.com
 
2010-03-08 11:53:32 AM
license plate infraction? Kid in the car?

This guy's too stupid to be in general population
 
2010-03-08 11:54:44 AM
Is it possible to be such a slow learner you actually begin forgetting things as you slide down the left side of the bell curve?
 
2010-03-08 11:56:15 AM
Dude didn't even have time to get laid before being sent back to stir.

That takes a special kind of stupid.
 
2010-03-08 11:56:47 AM
and he had just served "2 YEARS" for possession of a "SMALL" amount. Normally I say the drug laws are crazy, but this is just wrong, and with a child "PRESENT" and too young to know what the F*** is going on is neglect. They should just be shot.
 
2010-03-08 11:56:59 AM
The Truth...it just keeps proving what everyone knows.
 
2010-03-08 11:57:08 AM
Can't really blame the guy, I'd sure want to smoke after getting out of jail.. His biatch should've kept her car up to snuff.
 
2010-03-08 11:58:19 AM
Child abuse of this nature is unforgivable. They should both be sterilized. And then shot.

I mean really. ...the couple's 11-month old daughter, Sir'ir Royal

Who does that to a CHILD??
 
2010-03-08 11:58:59 AM
The Drunk IT Guy: Can't really blame the guy, I'd sure want to smoke after getting out of jail.. His biatch should've kept her car up to snuff.

Definitely, the stupidest thing anyone doing something wrong can do is "minor traffic violation". That's pd bread and butter
 
2010-03-08 11:59:48 AM
Bo Giggity: The Truth...it just keeps proving what everyone knows.

"This is why we can't have nice things"?
 
2010-03-08 12:02:56 PM
Now the whole family gets free health care.

/upside
 
2010-03-08 12:04:04 PM
I used to contract with jails for medical services. My record for seeing someone out and re-booked for new infraction: 42 minutes. A couple of hours is pretty common.

I do know that sometimes cops will just follow someone after release just to see what they get up to.
 
2010-03-08 12:05:38 PM
I'd really like to see you guys turn down a joint from your wife on your ride home from prison.
 
2010-03-08 12:06:29 PM
What an Indyot
 
2010-03-08 12:08:50 PM
strathmeyer: I'd really like to see you guys turn down a joint from your wife on your ride home from prison.

You sound high
 
2010-03-08 12:09:24 PM
another victim of sorry, underfunded public schools and/or drug use.



gotta' love it!
 
2010-03-08 12:18:14 PM
Get out of joint. Have a joint. Be back in joint. Again.
 
2010-03-08 12:26:23 PM
now he's making us all look bad

thethirdestate.net
 
2010-03-08 12:28:19 PM
sorry to say it but sterilizing the child along with the other car occupants might not be such a bad idea.
 
2010-03-08 12:36:24 PM
EZ Writer: strathmeyer: I'd really like to see you guys turn down a joint from your wife on your ride home from prison.

You sound high prone to incarceration


FTFY.
 
2010-03-08 12:40:04 PM
Smoking with an 11 month old in the car: stupid
Smoking while driving with 11 month old in the car: stupidest
Smoking/possessing: nothing wrong with that.


You have to pick your battles.
 
2010-03-08 12:53:12 PM
strathmeyer: I'd really like to see you guys turn down a joint from your wife on your ride home from prison.


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Would like to hear about it, POTHEAD.
 
2010-03-08 12:59:47 PM
CrispFlows: Kar98: Ahhh, those silly Irish and their antics.

We don't say 'dinna'

Unless it's dinna time. Speaking of which I'd eat a farmer's arse through a hedge.
 
2010-03-08 01:12:09 PM
ham006 - Definitely, the stupidest thing anyone doing something wrong can do is "minor traffic violation". That's pd bread and butter

There's no getting around that. No turn signal, you weaved, you went 41 in a 40... Who are they going to believe? Sir James? Sharminique? Sir'ir? Sheneka?

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/hot like a bowl on the way home from prison
 
2010-03-08 01:20:08 PM
The Drunk IT Guy: Can't really blame the guy, I'd sure want to smoke after getting out of jail.. His biatch should've kept her car up to snuff.

Maybe his biatch was setting him up to get rid or him.
 
zez
2010-03-08 01:35:24 PM
content.tv3.ie
 
2010-03-08 01:53:27 PM
The real question is are do drugs make you stupid? Or is just that stupid people use drugs?
 
2010-03-08 02:27:59 PM
Slaves2Darkness: The real question is are do drugs make you stupid? Or is just that stupid people use drugs?

It's just stupid people that "REPEATEDLY" get caught.
 
2010-03-08 02:51:19 PM
Thank god this guy is going back to jail, wouldn't want a hardened criminal like that out on the streets. And smoking around a baby?? If it was cigarettes I'd forgive him, because those are legal.
 
2010-03-08 03:19:23 PM
You know, I'm kind of surprised that after being arrested for possession, the police don't return the drugs to the arrestees after they are free to go and then arrest them again for the same crime if they pick up the drugs and leave. I bet that would rack up a lot of requests really quickly.

/ya srsly.
 
2010-03-08 03:19:57 PM
4500 block of west Washington Street at 2 a.m.
Your getting pulled over for anything minor at that time of night in that neighborhood, because they know your up to no good!
If you aren't doing anything wrong, they will follow you until you do.
 
2010-03-08 03:31:17 PM
ham006: and he had just served "2 YEARS" for possession of a "SMALL" amount. Normally I say the drug laws are crazy, but this is just wrong, and with a child "PRESENT" and too young to know what the F*** is going on is neglect. They should just be shot.

But let me guess.. he could light up a pack of camel lights and that wouldn't be any problem for you at all? Then he could go home and drink a half bottle of vodka, puke on himself after drinking himself into a stupor.. and this is just par for the course...

Give me a break. Our pot laws are antiquated and need to be changed. PERIOD.
 
2010-03-08 03:34:37 PM
Indiana_Is_Farked: ham006: and he had just served "2 YEARS" for possession of a "SMALL" amount. Normally I say the drug laws are crazy, but this is just wrong, and with a child "PRESENT" and too young to know what the F*** is going on is neglect. They should just be shot.

But let me guess.. he could light up a pack of camel lights and that wouldn't be any problem for you at all? Then he could go home and drink a half bottle of vodka, puke on himself after drinking himself into a stupor.. and this is just par for the course...

Give me a break. Our pot laws are antiquated and need to be changed. PERIOD.


Well duhhh... of course it would be ok since he would have paid the tax on the cigarettes and liquor!
 
2010-03-08 03:46:57 PM
Indiana_Is_Farked: ham006: and he had just served "2 YEARS" for possession of a "SMALL" amount. Normally I say the drug laws are crazy, but this is just wrong, and with a child "PRESENT" and too young to know what the F*** is going on is neglect. They should just be shot.

But let me guess.. he could light up a pack of camel lights and that wouldn't be any problem for you at all? Then he could go home and drink a half bottle of vodka, puke on himself after drinking himself into a stupor.. and this is just par for the course...

Give me a break. Our pot laws are antiquated and need to be changed. PERIOD.


Sarcasm, on sale at walmart, get some.
 
2010-03-08 03:48:57 PM
at 11 months, the kid doesn't know, pot, from cigs, from candles burning in the wind, lol.
 
2010-03-08 05:01:20 PM
I am surprised at all the negative comments in here. Every Fark Pothead swears that reefer is safer and better than mother's milk. I would assume they start getting their own kids high on the way home from the maternity ward.
 
2010-03-08 05:31:32 PM
Slaves2Darkness: The real question is are do drugs make you stupid? Or is just that stupid people use drugs?

He was smoking weed, not doing drugs.
 
2010-03-08 05:55:31 PM
Headso: He was smoking weed, not doing drugs.

If weed isn't a drug then why do you all sing the praises of medicinal marijuana?

/doesnt give a shiat about legalization one way or the other
 
2010-03-08 07:50:58 PM
Lee451: I am surprised at all the negative comments in here. Every Fark Pothead swears that reefer is safer and better than mother's milk. I would assume they start getting their own kids high on the way home from the maternity ward.

Not a pothead but I don't think the comparison is valid. There's a time and a place and driving a car isn't the right ones.
 
2010-03-08 08:07:50 PM
madmann: Sir James Smith. SRSLY.

Amd then they name the kid Sir'ir Royal. Everyone knows Sir'ir is the feminine form of Sir. It's like a girl knight or whatever.

Such a shame when royalty misbehaves in public.

/You couldn't wait til you got home?


Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K approves.
 
2010-03-08 11:07:59 PM
fark it, you know what? Drop the drug charges against this guy, but lock the whole damn lot of them up for having a kid in the car at farking 2 AM instead of having him at home asleep. I mean really, these people are a special kind of stupid: let the kid sleep in his crib, and go into another room and get stoned. What's so hard about that?

/Gotta admit, if I lived in Indy, I'd prolly get stoned everyday to numb the pain of living in Indy
 
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