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(Some Guy) Strange You're at the movies and someone asks you to stop talking on your cellphone. Do you: C) Stab him in the neck with a meat thermometer?   (ktla.com) divider line 287
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2010-03-08 10:48:39 AM
Well done.
 
2010-03-08 10:57:30 AM
I always bring my meat thermometer to the movies, just in case some motherf*cker starts talking sh*t about me talking on my cell phone. I'M ON THE PHONE MOTHERF*CKER!
 
2010-03-08 10:57:58 AM
That's a rare action. I'm not surprised I read it on this medium, though.
 
2010-03-08 10:59:30 AM
So? Was she hot?
 
2010-03-08 11:15:36 AM
What kind of meat thermometer was it? I can see using one of those constant read ones, because the probe wires always break. My thermapen quick read is a little too thin to get the job done. And the infrared one would just be silly.
 
2010-03-08 11:19:12 AM

Sheriff's officials describe the suspects as black males. One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey. The other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.


Black people wear matching hats and jerseys, or hooded sweatshirts, and talk loudly in movies?

Where they watching the movie in STEREOTYPEVISION?
 
2010-03-08 11:23:38 AM
MasterThief: Well done.

LOL.
 
2010-03-08 12:10:29 PM
EvilEgg: What kind of meat thermometer was it? I can see using one of those constant read ones, because the probe wires always break. My thermapen quick read is a little too thin to get the job done. And the infrared one would just be silly.

I'm gonna guess one of these jobs:
www.majhost.com

That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?
 
2010-03-08 12:54:39 PM
I've taken to throwing popcorn at the cellidiots.
 
2010-03-08 01:00:07 PM
timujin: That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?

I always carry one, to check the approximate time of death of any roadkill I happen across while driving. The fresher, the better.
 
2010-03-08 01:04:30 PM
oldebayer: timujin: That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?

I always carry one, to check the approximate time of death of any roadkill I happen across while driving. The fresher, the better.


You circle it with spraypaint on the trip out, collect anything not circled on the trip back.
 
2010-03-08 01:09:56 PM
From now on I'm calling my penis the "Meat Thermometer".
 
2010-03-08 01:13:41 PM
Diogenes: From now on I'm calling my penis the "Meat Thermometer".


Metric or Imperial?
 
2010-03-08 01:13:51 PM
Was the Glock filled with Goober and Raisenets?
 
2010-03-08 01:14:55 PM
The article is racist.

Meanwhile, I'm making my plans to leave the U.S. ...
 
2010-03-08 01:15:49 PM
2wolves: I've taken to throwing popcorn at the cellidiots.

I see a headline in your future. Something about not bringing popcorn to a gunfight.
 
2010-03-08 01:16:28 PM
pwhp_67: Diogenes: From now on I'm calling my penis the "Meat Thermometer".


Metric or Imperial?


Metric. It'll make him think it's bigger.

/mine's in imperial, coz it's conquered many ... tracts of land!
 
2010-03-08 01:17:08 PM
Story would have been much better if the woman had done the stabby stuff.

/preggo hormones, I has them
//Stabbie slashies!!!
 
2010-03-08 01:17:51 PM
That's a great idea. I stabbed my last movie-theater-complainer with a turkey baster, and it just made him mad.
 
2010-03-08 01:18:13 PM
MasterThief and mcsiegs' posts were like watching Jordan dunk on a 9-year-old and then having Pippin run up afterwards, produce a ball out from under his jersey, and dunk again just to make the kid cry even harder.

Bravoski.
 
2010-03-08 01:18:27 PM
For that matter, who the fark brings a meat thermometer to a movie!?
 
2010-03-08 01:18:56 PM
It's nice to see people assaulting to temp. Too often I order my victims medium, and the assailant only stabs them to medium rare.
 
2010-03-08 01:19:44 PM
timujin: EvilEgg: What kind of meat thermometer was it? I can see using one of those constant read ones, because the probe wires always break. My thermapen quick read is a little too thin to get the job done. And the infrared one would just be silly.

I'm gonna guess one of these jobs:


That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?


I always do. A lot of films these days are real turkeys.
 
2010-03-08 01:20:32 PM
 
2010-03-08 01:20:43 PM
This is why it's so much nicer to just stay at home and watch movies. If someone is being obnoxious, you know your meat thermometer is only a room or two away.
 
2010-03-08 01:21:32 PM
The Dread Pirate Robertson: MasterThief and mcsiegs' posts were like watching Jordan dunk on a 9-year-old and then having Pippin run up afterwards, produce a ball out from under his jersey, and dunk again just to make the kid cry even harder.

Bravoski.


Yeah, they're a couple of hams, all right...
 
2010-03-08 01:21:38 PM
"Huh. The first time I checked, it was 98.6 F. A couple of hours later, it's reading a few degrees cooler."
 
2010-03-08 01:21:46 PM
xanadian: For that matter, who the fark brings a meat thermometer to a movie!?

The kind of person who talks on a cell phone while a room full of people are trying to watch a movie, knowing full well that it'll give her boyfriend an excuse to stab someone in the neck. Again.
 
2010-03-08 01:21:48 PM
On the side bar:
Before meth:
www.fox5sandiego.com

After meth:
www.fox5sandiego.com

At least the meth helped her drop a few pounds.
 
2010-03-08 01:22:44 PM
NightOwl2255: On the side bar:
Before meth:


After meth:


At least the meth helped her drop a few pounds.


Indeed. Now I know what I need to lose these last pesky 10 lbs.
 
2010-03-08 01:23:20 PM
a1.vox.com

It's good to have you back again...
 
2010-03-08 01:24:01 PM
The site has a link to a slideshow of 76 bad tattoos. I found this more interesting. One person has an entire Pacman level across their butt.
 
2010-03-08 01:24:22 PM
Cooks carry thermometers, and caps that match their jackets ...
 
2010-03-08 01:25:56 PM
This is why I wait until whatever it is comes out on DVD.
 
2010-03-08 01:26:15 PM
someguy945: The site has a link to a slideshow of 76 bad tattoos. I found this more interesting. One person has an entire Pacman level across their butt.

The Power Pellets come out of their anus, I'm taking it? Or is that where the ghosts go?
 
2010-03-08 01:26:35 PM
This is why I never go to the movies anymore. Filthy ghetto people, screaming kids, cell phone whores.....yuck. And of course, the staff is always powerless to make people shut up and hang up their phones. It's better to just get them online, or rent the DVD via Netflix when the movie comes out.
 
2010-03-08 01:28:14 PM
5yrs for the stabbing
30 yrs for being an asshole talking on your phone.
 
2010-03-08 01:28:19 PM
someguy945: The site has a link to a slideshow of 76 bad tattoos. I found this more interesting. One person has an entire Pacman level across their butt.

That was their butt? Wow, they really have no ass then...

I do admit checking out the meth pics and the tattoos. The meth ones were the cause of many full body shudders.
 
2010-03-08 01:28:23 PM
Fark is such a strange place. A and B are gone and nobody misses them. In another year this headline will just read:

C. Meat thermometer.
 
2010-03-08 01:28:36 PM
Anyone who would pay $15 to see a movie deserves much worse than a thermometer to the throat.
 
2010-03-08 01:29:49 PM
One of the few parts of "Scary Movie" that I liked was when that chick got killed by the rest of the audience at the theater while the killer sat back and ate pop-corn.
 
2010-03-08 01:32:30 PM
timujin: EvilEgg: What kind of meat thermometer was it? I can see using one of those constant read ones, because the probe wires always break. My thermapen quick read is a little too thin to get the job done. And the infrared one would just be silly.

I'm gonna guess one of these jobs:


That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?


i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-08 01:33:35 PM
Before meth: Meh, not much to look at.
www.fox5sandiego.com

After meth: OMFG! It will haunt my dreams!
www.fox5sandiego.com
 
2010-03-08 01:34:04 PM
My wife and I went to a movie a while back, and this dude in front of us would not get off his phone. I asked him twice to shut up. I finally went to get a manager, when then had to resort to calling the police to get the guy to leave. When the police showed up, he started yelling out loud in the theater and was asking who it was that reported him. Obviously he knew it was me because I told him to get off the phone and shut up. The guy looked like a thug, so the cop was cool enough to hang around and escort my wife and I to our car after the movie was over. Needless to say, this article does not surprise me one bit.
 
2010-03-08 01:35:25 PM
This is why I drive an extra 10 minutes on the interstate to a cinema in a mostly affluent white neighborhood.
 
2010-03-08 01:37:13 PM
xanadian: The Power Pellets come out of their anus, I'm taking it? Or is that where the ghosts go?

Actually, I was thinking that was where the bonus items were. You know, the strawberries, apples, dingleberries.
 
2010-03-08 01:37:15 PM
www.goodhousekeeping.com

I've got one just like this. Comes complete with a little plastic sheath.

But I don't take it to the movies.

/Hot like roast pork tenderloin (about 165 internal when done)
 
2010-03-08 01:38:26 PM
timujin: EvilEgg: What kind of meat thermometer was it? I can see using one of those constant read ones, because the probe wires always break. My thermapen quick read is a little too thin to get the job done. And the infrared one would just be silly.

I'm gonna guess one of these jobs:


That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?


People who make drugs.

There, I said it.
 
2010-03-08 01:38:37 PM
FarkinginNC: My wife and I went to a movie a while back, and this dude in front of us would not get off his phone. I asked him twice to shut up. I finally went to get a manager, when then had to resort to calling the police to get the guy to leave. When the police showed up, he started yelling out loud in the theater and was asking who it was that reported him. Obviously he knew it was me because I told him to get off the phone and shut up. The guy looked like a thug, so the cop was cool enough to hang around and escort my wife and I to our car after the movie was over. Needless to say, this article does not surprise me one bit.

First time I tried to see Avatar, I ended up sitting behind a dude that was eating ice! It was so bad I left (got my money back). WTF is wrong with people?
 
2010-03-08 01:38:48 PM
Movie theaters might actually be the only place where segregation was a good idea and should have been kept alive.

What whites expect when going to a movie theater and what blacks expect are diametrically opposite experiences.
 
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