That's a rare action. I'm not surprised I read it on this medium, though.

Sheriff's officials describe the suspects as black males. One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey. The other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.

Black people wear matching hats and jerseys, or hooded sweatshirts, and talk loudly in movies?

Where they watching the movie in STEREOTYPEVISION?

timujin: That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?

I always carry one, to check the approximate time of death of any roadkill I happen across while driving. The fresher, the better.

Diogenes: From now on I'm calling my penis the "Meat Thermometer".


Metric or Imperial?

Was the Glock filled with Goober and Raisenets?

The article is racist.

Meanwhile, I'm making my plans to leave the U.S. ...

2wolves: I've taken to throwing popcorn at the cellidiots.

I see a headline in your future. Something about not bringing popcorn to a gunfight.

Story would have been much better if the woman had done the stabby stuff.

/preggo hormones, I has them
//Stabbie slashies!!!

MasterThief and mcsiegs' posts were like watching Jordan dunk on a 9-year-old and then having Pippin run up afterwards, produce a ball out from under his jersey, and dunk again just to make the kid cry even harder.

Bravoski.

It's nice to see people assaulting to temp. Too often I order my victims medium, and the assailant only stabs them to medium rare.

timujin: EvilEgg: What kind of meat thermometer was it? I can see using one of those constant read ones, because the probe wires always break. My thermapen quick read is a little too thin to get the job done. And the infrared one would just be silly.

I'm gonna guess one of these jobs:


That being said, who the fark carries around a meat thermometer?

I always do. A lot of films these days are real turkeys.

reminds me of this picture from an older headline (pops, possibly nsfw)

This is why it's so much nicer to just stay at home and watch movies. If someone is being obnoxious, you know your meat thermometer is only a room or two away.

"Huh. The first time I checked, it was 98.6 F. A couple of hours later, it's reading a few degrees cooler."

xanadian: For that matter, who the fark brings a meat thermometer to a movie!?

The kind of person who talks on a cell phone while a room full of people are trying to watch a movie, knowing full well that it'll give her boyfriend an excuse to stab someone in the neck. Again.

On the side bar:
Before meth:


After meth:


At least the meth helped her drop a few pounds.

It's good to have you back again...

The site has a link to a slideshow of 76 bad tattoos. I found this more interesting. One person has an entire Pacman level across their butt.

Cooks carry thermometers, and caps that match their jackets ...

This is why I wait until whatever it is comes out on DVD.

This is why I never go to the movies anymore. Filthy ghetto people, screaming kids, cell phone whores.....yuck. And of course, the staff is always powerless to make people shut up and hang up their phones. It's better to just get them online, or rent the DVD via Netflix when the movie comes out.

5yrs for the stabbing
30 yrs for being an asshole talking on your phone.

Fark is such a strange place. A and B are gone and nobody misses them. In another year this headline will just read:

C. Meat thermometer.

Anyone who would pay $15 to see a movie deserves much worse than a thermometer to the throat.

Before meth: Meh, not much to look at.


After meth: OMFG! It will haunt my dreams!

My wife and I went to a movie a while back, and this dude in front of us would not get off his phone. I asked him twice to shut up. I finally went to get a manager, when then had to resort to calling the police to get the guy to leave. When the police showed up, he started yelling out loud in the theater and was asking who it was that reported him. Obviously he knew it was me because I told him to get off the phone and shut up. The guy looked like a thug, so the cop was cool enough to hang around and escort my wife and I to our car after the movie was over. Needless to say, this article does not surprise me one bit.

This is why I drive an extra 10 minutes on the interstate to a cinema in a mostly affluent white neighborhood.

I've got one just like this. Comes complete with a little plastic sheath.

But I don't take it to the movies.

/Hot like roast pork tenderloin (about 165 internal when done)

FarkinginNC: My wife and I went to a movie a while back, and this dude in front of us would not get off his phone. I asked him twice to shut up. I finally went to get a manager, when then had to resort to calling the police to get the guy to leave. When the police showed up, he started yelling out loud in the theater and was asking who it was that reported him. Obviously he knew it was me because I told him to get off the phone and shut up. The guy looked like a thug, so the cop was cool enough to hang around and escort my wife and I to our car after the movie was over. Needless to say, this article does not surprise me one bit.

First time I tried to see Avatar, I ended up sitting behind a dude that was eating ice! It was so bad I left (got my money back). WTF is wrong with people?

Movie theaters might actually be the only place where segregation was a good idea and should have been kept alive.

What whites expect when going to a movie theater and what blacks expect are diametrically opposite experiences.