Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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Meet Lyuba, the cutest 42,000-year-old ugly-ass Ice Age baby mammoth you'll see today

ftfy, subby

beerrun: Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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kinda skeletal. but if that funks your bunk, have at it.

our ancestors most likely KILLED IT WITH FIRE

jehovahs witness protection: Scientists have analyzed Lyuba's stomach contents, finding her mother's milk. They say she was 1 month old when she died and was in excellent condition.

Dead is now considered excellent condition.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your mammoth here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

/True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mammoth, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe, they're so perky, I love that.

Knows a thing or two about hunting mammoths

beerrun: GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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first thing I thought of when reading the headline

The comments at the end of that article are mind-boggling.

She was found in 2007 by a reindeer herder in northern Siberia's remote Yamal-Nenets autonomous region and named for his wife.

Note to budding Fark scientists: this tactic is known to be a threat to your sex life.

It's a shame that she isn't in the condition she was originally discovered in. Apparently when someone found her he went to contact appropriate authorities while his brother in law sold it to a grocer for, I think, cigarettes and booze. The grocer leaned it up against the shop to attract customers and some dogs nibbled off one of the ears and most of her tail and she may have suffered more unnecessary damage to the hide just by being moved around by those people.

JohnCarter: Knows a thing or two about hunting mammoths



Same here.

Forty-two thousand years old? Bullshiat! Everybody knows the Earth is only 6000 years old.

FTFA: The things you can learn from a fleshy specimen...man if I had a nickel.

Omnivorous: She was found in 2007 by a reindeer herder in northern Siberia's remote Yamal-Nenets autonomous region and named for his wife.

Note to budding Fark scientists: this tactic is known to be a threat to your sex life.

True, I named a Triceratops after mine once, but she made me retract it. She says she want's a T-rex.

/T-rex is lame

luba thread!!

/oh noes

Bbbb..b.b...but carbon dating is magically flawed only for my beliefs, but correct for everything else! 6000! Bevets. Dinosaurs and Jesus.

Cyclometh: The comments at the end of that article are mind-boggling.

Holy crap...

Don't let your mammoth get hold of the family wheel.

StoneColdAtheist: Forty-two thousand years old? Bullshiat! Everybody knows the Earth is only 6000 years old.

Came here to say this. They must have inadvertently added a zero. Surely they meant 4,200 years.

I would hardly call that cute, subby.

Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star former president named something very close to "Lyuba"?

Old news can be so farking old.

Came for the LUBA pics... leaving disappointed.

FarktheHeraldAngelSings: Came for the LUBA pics... leaving disappointed.

This!

There has to be some SfW material of her.

Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

Well considering the name is essentially the Russian word for "love", I wouldn't be shocked.

Who farted, y'all?

Wow, that baby mammoth's older than god's ark thingie says it should be.

I wonder how that could be?

From the comments:

"After all, scientists were right about Pluto being a planet. Wait. No they weren't. Hmmm."

That flavor of stupidity made me LOL. I sincerely hope whoever wrote that was just a genius troll.

apeiron242: FarktheHeraldAngelSings: Came for the LUBA pics... leaving disappointed.

This!

There has to be some SfW material of her.



"speaking of a couple of mammoths..."

/SFW like the underwear section of the Sears Catalog.

Uh. Calling that pic SFW would be a stretch....

Your mammoth looks stoned.

penguinfark: StoneColdAtheist: Forty-two thousand years old? Bullshiat! Everybody knows the Earth is only 6000 years old.

Came here to say this. They must have inadvertently added a zero. Surely they meant 4,200 years.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm thinking. They'd have to be pretty naive to think we wouldn't catch such an obvious error.

Nothing will surpass Sue the T-Rex at the Field Museum.

unfarkingbelievable: beerrun: Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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kinda skeletal. but if that funks your bunk, have at it.

You sound obese.

fta: Tom Skwerski, The Field Museum's project manager for the exhibit.

i know it's not exact, but we need a picture of chris farley or norm.

Uhh...?

keypusher: unfarkingbelievable: beerrun: Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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kinda skeletal. but if that funks your bunk, have at it.

You sound obese.

you sound moronic!

No, I am quite slim and in very good shape. Put it this way, I think women shaped like Christina Hendricks are really sexy; this one is very pretty but still has a girlish (boy with boobs) figure. Just a matter of preference -- hence - opinion.

That jerky looks mighty tasty.

ultraholland: first thing I thought of when reading the headline

Glad I was not alone...

/pervs, every one of us

Queensowntalia: Uh. Calling that pic SFW would be a stretch....

Not really. No naughty bits in evidence. Nothing that couldn't be broadcast at Noon on your sweeps week local news channel "pajama fashions" segment.

unfarkingbelievable: keypusher: unfarkingbelievable: beerrun: Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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kinda skeletal. but if that funks your bunk, have at it.

You sound obese.

you sound moronic!

No, I am quite slim and in very good shape. Put it this way, I think women shaped like Christina Hendricks are really sexy; this one is very pretty but still has a girlish (boy with boobs) figure. Just a matter of preference -- hence - opinion.

Look, dude. I'm all for curvy babes, but Luba is farkin hot no matter who you compare her to. Let's not ruin a perfectly good circle jerk while splitting (pubic) hairs, my man.

FarktheHeraldAngelSings: unfarkingbelievable: keypusher: unfarkingbelievable: beerrun: Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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kinda skeletal. but if that funks your bunk, have at it.

You sound obese.

you sound moronic!

No, I am quite slim and in very good shape. Put it this way, I think women shaped like Christina Hendricks are really sexy; this one is very pretty but still has a girlish (boy with boobs) figure. Just a matter of preference -- hence - opinion.

Look, dude. I'm all for curvy babes, but Luba is farkin hot no matter who you compare her to. Let's not ruin a perfectly good circle jerk while splitting (pubic) hairs, my man.

I'd rather nail Aughra. She has bigger boobs and more prominent nips:



Plus, I got two words for you: Socket job.

Think about it.

FarktheHeraldAngelSings: unfarkingbelievable: keypusher: unfarkingbelievable: beerrun: Pocket Ninja: I'm not extremely well versed in such things, but isn't there some porn star named something very close to "Lyuba"?

GIS for Luba and we'll see you after you return from your bunk.
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kinda skeletal. but if that funks your bunk, have at it.

You sound obese.

you sound moronic!

No, I am quite slim and in very good shape. Put it this way, I think women shaped like Christina Hendricks are really sexy; this one is very pretty but still has a girlish (boy with boobs) figure. Just a matter of preference -- hence - opinion.

Look, dude. I'm all for curvy babes, but Luba is farkin hot no matter who you compare her to. Let's not ruin a perfectly good circle jerk while splitting (pubic) hairs, my man.

Such an idiot you are. I'm not a man. I'm a woman. So go ahead now and jerk-off again into a sock. See you in a few seconds.

She needed Lyubaplasty before being put on display

Didn't we already have a Fark Photoshop for this?



Old news is old...

So the news is she is 'mounted' now?

My question is, when are we going to get cloned mammoths, and will the be able to create miniature mammoth that will replace dogs.

How can it be a baby if it's 42,000-years-old? What's the average lifespan for a mammoth?