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(Some Guy) Interesting On the internet, a female inmate squirting breast milk at her jailer falls under the Rule #34 clause. In real life, it's third degree felony assault   (bnd.com) divider line 132
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Adman12 [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 10:55:29 AM
A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

Mmmmm... white Russian...
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 10:57:31 AM
Had she been shaking before she squirted, it would have been assault and buttery. Still, you've got to expect trouble if you're going to cream someone.


/She was without tating?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 10:59:03 AM
Maybe she didn't know they were loaded.
 
FarkinHostile
2010-03-08 12:49:54 PM
Her milkshake brings all the screws to the cell.....
 
schattenteufel
2010-03-08 12:50:14 PM
Boobies are a powerful weapon.
 
yert
2010-03-08 12:50:32 PM
Perhaps it was without malice

you know

lacked hating
 
Adman12 [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 12:50:40 PM
i17.photobucket.com
 
highwayrun
2010-03-08 12:50:47 PM
I have a friend who claims that while she was nursing she chased an Ohio State Trooper off her porch by squirting breast milk at him. Is breast milk THAT terrifying?
 
Royale With Cheese
2010-03-08 12:51:37 PM
"Need any cream? I'm still lactating after all these years."

www.collider.com
 
bartink
2010-03-08 12:52:10 PM
Titular achievement.
 
rikkitikkitavi
2010-03-08 12:52:27 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-03-08 12:53:30 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
tothekor
2010-03-08 12:54:57 PM
That must have been some seriously acidic breast milk for it to be "felony" assualt. "Felony" means that a death occurred as a result of the assault. Was this woman the Alien queen?
 
Adman12 [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 12:56:10 PM
highwayrun: Is breast milk THAT terrifying?

Nobody who has had sex with a lactating woman can be scared of leakage.
 
yert
2010-03-08 12:58:11 PM
handcuffs, lady police, drunk woman, breast milk. Yep all there.

fapfapfap
 
strathmeyer
2010-03-08 12:58:32 PM
tothekor: That must have been some seriously acidic breast milk for it to be "felony" assualt. "Felony" means that a death occurred as a result of the assault. Was this woman the Alien queen?

You forgot to mention that you aren't a lawyer.
 
EighthundredmillionthFarker
2010-03-08 12:58:41 PM
Friend of my wife attacked a man with bottled breastmilk right out of the microwave. She was charged with a 180 degree felony assault.

/I know... same old joke formula
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2010-03-08 12:58:49 PM
www.kellerpickem.com

/so hot
 
fernanernie
2010-03-08 12:59:28 PM
Blast it with tits?
 
mofomisfit
2010-03-08 12:59:41 PM
highwayrun: I have a friend who claims that while she was nursing she chased an Ohio State Trooper off her porch by squirting breast milk at him. Is breast milk THAT terrifying?

So I assume you'd sit around and let someone spit or piss on you?
 
elkhunter
2010-03-08 01:01:13 PM
Adman12: highwayrun: Is breast milk THAT terrifying?

Nobody who has had sex with a lactating woman can be scared of leakage.

Give new meaning to "lying in the wet spot".
 
pwhp_67
2010-03-08 01:01:48 PM
mofomisfit: So I assume you'd sit around and let someone spit or piss on you?


Milk. We're talking about milk.

Clearly, even FARK can see the difference between milk and piss...
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-03-08 01:02:56 PM
Soon to be a major motion picture, "The Squirt Locker."
 
strathmeyer
2010-03-08 01:03:48 PM
pwhp_67: Clearly, even FARK can see the difference between milk and piss...

I'd imagine piss tastes better than breast milk, but I assume most you farkers are pretty dehydrated.
 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2010-03-08 01:03:55 PM
i think Visitor Q has the best use of breast milk in any movie
 
I am Ahab
2010-03-08 01:04:15 PM
pwhp_67: Clearly, even FARK can see the difference between milk and piss...

I thought my cereal tasted a little funny this morning.
 
mediablitz [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 01:04:23 PM
pwhp_67: mofomisfit: So I assume you'd sit around and let someone spit or piss on you?


Milk. We're talking about milk.

Clearly, even FARK can see the difference between milk and piss...

Her breast milk could be AIDS tainted...
 
yert
2010-03-08 01:07:12 PM
strathmeyer: pwhp_67: Clearly, even FARK can see the difference between milk and piss...

I'd imagine piss tastes better than breast milk, but I assume most you farkers are pretty dehydrated.

You would be wrong
 
Billy Ligue
2010-03-08 01:08:42 PM
did someone say Milk?


img261.imageshack.us
 
Kar98
2010-03-08 01:08:52 PM
strathmeyer: I'd imagine piss tastes better than breast milk,

Why ever would you say such a thing?
 
EighthundredmillionthFarker
2010-03-08 01:10:14 PM
Kar98: strathmeyer: I'd imagine piss tastes better than breast milk,

Why ever would you say such a thing?

Only one possibility: utter loneliness
 
whammer
2010-03-08 01:12:53 PM
There is an animated gif that shows a ninja being decapitated by breast milk.

Stuff's dangerous.
 
Moonfisher
2010-03-08 01:13:33 PM
It's farking milk. That's like being charged with a felony for throwing your drink. It's food. The woman was drunk. It's only being handled so heavy-handed because it was a cop she squirted.
 
RuckBreaksScissors
2010-03-08 01:16:05 PM
Sorry - found the picture of the woman...the jailer probably freaked out because she didn't realize it was a woman, so didn't realize it was breast milk hitting her...
 
MugzyBrown
2010-03-08 01:17:35 PM
I will not look up a pic of the women involved and I will allows this to be forever hot in my mind.
 
Lineman7
2010-03-08 01:19:39 PM
media.krem.com

Da Perp

/hot (the pic, morans)
 
TheGreatGazoo
2010-03-08 01:19:44 PM
Piss tastes worse than breast milk? Yeah, that makes sense that babies would want to drink something that tastes worse than piss.
 
solcofn
2010-03-08 01:22:05 PM
someone say MILK? (new window NSFW)
 
Chimperror2
2010-03-08 01:22:59 PM
pwhp_67: mofomisfit: So I assume you'd sit around and let someone spit or piss on you?


Milk. We're talking about milk.

Clearly, even FARK can see the difference between milk and piss...

Actually, blood or semen would be closer. Diseases are transmitted this way. Not so sure I want AIDS/hepatitus/syphillus infected woman spitting blood or squirting breast milk in peoples faces. That's why it's a felony.

Hello, McFly!?!!?
 
Billy Ligue
2010-03-08 01:23:14 PM
media.krem.com


www.babble.com
 
syberpud
2010-03-08 01:24:03 PM
Moonfisher: It's farking milk. That's like being charged with a felony for throwing your drink. It's food. The woman was drunk. It's only being handled so heavy-handed because it was a cop she squirted.

I'm going with "it's a bodily fluid" as the reason why it was assault. Plus it was towards a cop - breathing heavily towards a cop is considered assault.

/especially a female cop - then it's also sexual harassment.
//and hot - depending on the lady cop.
 
Chimperror2
2010-03-08 01:25:09 PM
tothekor: That must have been some seriously acidic breast milk for it to be "felony" assualt. "Felony" means that a death occurred as a result of the assault. Was this woman the Alien queen?
Hey genius, when death occurs as the result of an assault, it's called "murder". Still a felony though so I guess you are half wit.
 
I am Ahab
2010-03-08 01:25:41 PM
Moonfisher: It's farking milk. That's like being charged with a felony for throwing your drink. It's food. The woman was drunk. It's only being handled so heavy-handed because it was a cop she squirted.

No. It's a farking bodily fluid. Big difference.

/Can't believe I'm defending the cops

Also, since no one else has...

www.liquidmatrix.org
 
hartzdog
2010-03-08 01:25:52 PM
tothekor: That must have been some seriously acidic breast milk for it to be "felony" assualt. "Felony" means that a death occurred as a result of the assault. Was this woman the Alien queen?

Not sure if serious.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-03-08 01:26:00 PM
MugzyBrown: I will not look up a pic of the women involved and I will allows this to be forever hot in my mind.

gonfius.files.wordpress.com
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-08 01:32:49 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu:

Well played sir....well played
 
Another Government Employee
2010-03-08 01:42:29 PM
Mooo!
 
Lanny Budd
2010-03-08 01:44:54 PM
Kar98: strathmeyer: I'd imagine piss tastes better than breast milk,

Why ever would you say such a thing?

You haven't seen his mom, have you?
 
Polishwonder74
2010-03-08 01:45:27 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 01:47:32 PM
Billy Ligue: did someone say Milk?

Where the hell is that from? It's been haunting me.
 
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