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(Lancashire Evening Post) Stupid You want me to pay for a dead cat which I didn't kill and doesn't belong to me?   (lep.co.uk) divider line 126
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2010-03-08 09:06:55 AM
So the vet is supposed to absorb the cost? She should have just called the highway dept and had them pick up the cat.
 
2010-03-08 09:24:59 AM
This would be a good story line for an episode of LA Law.
 
2010-03-08 09:42:57 AM
Finders v. Keepers
 
2010-03-08 10:00:08 AM
FTFA:

She wrote: "For my family to involve themselves in such an honourable deed to find themselves being asked for a £5 disposal fee when the cat did not belong to us is disgraceful - but to be told that if she didn't pay the fee she would have to take the dead cat away with her is absolutely disgusting.

No, no it's not. Properly disposing of a animal carcass costs money. So either you pay up for delivering an animal carcass to a vet (instead of the more sensible act of calling the city who disposes of it as part of your tax dollars), or you take it back (and call the city this time).

Vets typically love pets and animals, but they aren't working for charity. They'd quickly go out of business if they were expected to properly dispose of, for free, every dead stray cat every "good Samaritan" happened to find.
 
2010-03-08 10:03:09 AM
Talon: you take it back (and call the city this time)

I bet the city won't take it now, she picked up the free cat. Now it has an owner who is responsible for it's proper disposal.
 
2010-03-08 10:46:35 AM
EvilEgg: Talon: you take it back (and call the city this time)

I bet the city won't take it now, she picked up the free cat. Now it has an owner who is responsible for it's proper disposal.


I lol'd. Yeah, that's probably the case.

So she should dump it in a field somewhere and learn her lesson for next time.
 
2010-03-08 10:53:53 AM
EvilEgg: Talon: you take it back (and call the city this time)

I bet the city won't take it now, she picked up the free cat. Now it has an owner who is responsible for it's proper disposal.


Funny, but true.
 
2010-03-08 11:50:30 AM
She said: "The cat was stiff - it had been there for a long time. People had walked by it and were walking in the road.

Because that's the normal reaction to seeing roadkill, to seeing a dead animal to which you were not emotionally attached in life.

"When I was stood there with the cat, crying my eyes out - and it wasn't even my cat - people didn't even acknowledge me."

Because it a dead farking cat, you loon. It's roadkill, you don't mourn roadkill, you pick it up with a shovel.
 
2010-03-08 12:53:03 PM
Does it talk?
 
2010-03-08 12:54:12 PM
She owns SIX CATS.

We're obviously dealing with a crazy cat lady.
 
2010-03-08 12:54:17 PM
I hope they get rid of it soon or they are going to have one smelly pussy on their hands...
 
2010-03-08 12:54:43 PM
Its pining for the fjords.

/Obviously
 
2010-03-08 12:55:37 PM
EvilEgg: So the vet is supposed to absorb the cost? She should have just called the highway dept and had them pick up the cat.

Spot on
 
2010-03-08 12:56:49 PM
Actual pic from article:

www.babble.com
 
2010-03-08 12:57:15 PM
Talon: EvilEgg: Talon: you take it back (and call the city this time)

I bet the city won't take it now, she picked up the free cat. Now it has an owner who is responsible for it's proper disposal.

I lol'd. Yeah, that's probably the case.

So she should dump it in a field somewhere and learn her lesson for next time.


They must have Chinese take-away in Deepdale?
 
2010-03-08 12:57:25 PM
I think this happens alot in Anchorage towards the end of winter. Moose start dropping dead because of the lack of food and what not, if it dies in your yard, you have to pay the city to come pick it up.
 
2010-03-08 12:58:08 PM
editorial.jpress.co.uk

Nice penis goes where look on the cat. Uma Thurman has really let herself go, someone call her eye wrangler.
 
2010-03-08 12:58:15 PM
ah... probably pining for the fjords.
 
2010-03-08 12:58:28 PM
It's not dead, it's resting.

You've stunned it!
 
2010-03-08 12:58:35 PM
What ho, just chuck the old moggie in the nearest dustbin, and Bob's your uncle, cheerio, ta-ta.
 
2010-03-08 12:59:06 PM
ishus37: She owns SIX CATS.

We're obviously dealing with a crazy cat lady.


Hot enough to and not so crazy I wouldn't put my penis in it.
editorial.jpress.co.uk

/yes kitty, I'm going to put it in her
 
2010-03-08 12:59:34 PM
I'd be assuming, but I think this woman has paid disposal fees for animals before. I bet these aren't her first 6 pets and she is well aware of a fee associated with disposal.

"When I was stood there with the cat, crying my eyes out - and it wasn't even my cat - people didn't even acknowledge me."


That's because people don't like to look crazy in the eye.
 
2010-03-08 12:59:36 PM
ishus37: She owns SIX CATS.

We're obviously dealing with a crazy cat lady.


THIS.

Woman is a complete idiot and crazy. Find dead animals around and take them to the vet? Does she also pick up old furniture from the cub and drag it to the furniture store?
 
2010-03-08 01:00:11 PM
So she could have avoided the fee by taking the cat with her? Simple then. Take the cat and place it right outside the vet's. With pics. Should do wonders for their reputation then.
 
2010-03-08 01:00:38 PM
Why didn't she just bury it if she cared so much? I have four of my own but I won't go picking up random dead cats on the road. She deserves the fee for her stupidity.
 
2010-03-08 01:00:56 PM
plez: Nice penis goes where look on the cat. Uma Thurman has really let herself go, someone call her eye wrangler.

damn damn damn...
 
2010-03-08 01:01:38 PM
Did the vet have a sign that says "dead cat storage"?

No?

Then don't take it there. Its dead.
 
2010-03-08 01:01:47 PM
What's the fee for a dead parrot?
 
2010-03-08 01:04:25 PM
EvilEgg: So the vet is supposed to absorb the cost? She should have just called the highway dept and had them pick up the cat.

Imagine how an obstetrician, aka "baby catcher," feels when s/he gets sued for the infant's problems.

a few examples (new window)
 
2010-03-08 01:04:32 PM
You don't get too many photos of a woman holding her pussy on non-adult sites
 
2010-03-08 01:05:42 PM
www.coverbrowser.com
 
2010-03-08 01:06:18 PM
Do they fly on their own?
 
2010-03-08 01:06:19 PM
Should've taken it to the pet store and complained that it was an ex-cat.
 
2010-03-08 01:09:52 PM
I guess throwing it in the trash is too hard?
 
2010-03-08 01:10:34 PM
Nightjars: Did the vet have a sign that says "dead cat storage"?

No?

Then don't take it there. Its dead.


img101.imageshack.us
 
2010-03-08 01:10:41 PM
Easy fix here... Ignore it like everyone else, then sue the city for allowing disease causing items to build up on the roadways, leading to your obsession with saving every farking cat out there (6 cats? I', sorry, I meant 60)...

Those cats could only be part of the reason she's still single...

Friend - "What about Darren?"
Her - "Fluffy-Buttkins didnt like his smell. He complained about the dog like smell on his hands".
Friend - "Oh, your right. Loser-ville there" *rolls eyes*
 
2010-03-08 01:12:30 PM
Bermuda59: What's the fee for a dead parrot?

One that has ceased to be? One that's tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk? One that's bleedin' demised and nailed to a perch?

I could go on all day.
 
2010-03-08 01:13:47 PM
Just drop the damn thing off at the local Chinese take-out place & be done with it.

sunlitesplace.com
 
2010-03-08 01:13:59 PM
tommyl66: Its pining for the fjords.

/Obviously


came in for the pining.
 
2010-03-08 01:14:47 PM
She is not a good samaratin. A good samaratin pays the bill. She was just trying to transfer her problem to the vet. Nobody asked her to pick up the cat, she voluntarily did so. She's not very nice.
 
2010-03-08 01:15:03 PM
my cat was killed last year by a car.

i put up signs looking for it and some guy called me and said he found him dead on the sidewalk and put him in the dumpster. he told me where it was and what happened and the dumpster he was in.

i had no problem with his actions....

but god damn do i miss that cat. :(
 
2010-03-08 01:15:05 PM
IIRC in the story of the good Samaritan, the guy paid for the victim to be cared for at an inn.
 
2010-03-08 01:15:46 PM
chookbillion: She is not a good samaratin. A good samaratin pays the bill. She was just trying to transfer her problem to the vet. Nobody asked her to pick up the cat, she voluntarily did so. She's not very nice.



"You didn't save my life. You ruined my death, that's what you did!"
 
2010-03-08 01:19:14 PM
Came for the "Bob's your uncle" reference and the "free cat" picture. Leaving satisfied. I lol'd at the cat pic. My new monitor and keyboard should be here any time now.
 
2010-03-08 01:19:18 PM
scrapetv.com
 
2010-03-08 01:20:30 PM
She's lucky she didn't get arrested after stealing a dead cat from the road.
Did she think it was free?
 
2010-03-08 01:20:52 PM
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Let teh banninations begin!
 
2010-03-08 01:22:54 PM
I know what not to do with a dead cat:
catloves.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-08 01:24:00 PM
I_C_Weener: chookbillion: She is not a good samaratin. A good samaratin pays the bill. She was just trying to transfer her problem to the vet. Nobody asked her to pick up the cat, she voluntarily did so. She's not very nice.



"You didn't save my life. You ruined my death, that's what you did!"


I love that movie >>>>THIS MUCH!<<<<
 
2010-03-08 01:25:09 PM
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Let teh banninations begin!


Eh. Let them have their fun. FOR NOW
 
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