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2010-03-08 01:20:30 AM
So I was starting to wonder if we were in a ridiculously active earthquake time, with all these major quakes within a short time. Then I checked Wiki. Looks like it's not unusual at all. 2009 had 19 major quakes 5.4 and above including an 8.1 in Samoa.
 
2010-03-08 01:30:05 AM
bberg: So I was starting to wonder if we were in a ridiculously active earthquake time, with all these major quakes within a short time. Then I checked Wiki. Looks like it's not unusual at all. 2009 had 19 major quakes 5.4 and above including an 8.1 in Samoa.

Earthquakes are like eclipses. They happen all the time, just not always where you are.
 
2010-03-08 01:30:52 AM
Mmmmm, Chile then Turkey.
 
2010-03-08 01:34:56 AM
doglover: Earthquakes are like eclipses. They happen all the time, just not always where you are.

Excellent analogy.
 
2010-03-08 01:42:51 AM
This is what you get when you yank your ambassador back to your country. Don't mess with the US!
 
2010-03-08 02:28:14 AM
bberg: doglover: Earthquakes are like eclipses. They happen all the time, just not always where you are.

Excellent analogy.


Yes, and often they happen where you are, and you don't feel them.

I look at the earthquake website for New Zealand (new window) and we are a-trembling almost constantly.
 
2010-03-08 03:44:49 AM
Regardless of whether they happen all of the time or not. This is still making me nerveous about living in LA.

/not leaving
//I'll die on the beach, damnit.
 
2010-03-08 03:56:29 AM
God is playing Risk again.
 
2010-03-08 05:53:25 AM
I wonder if it is the same turkish fault line that cased the other Turkish quakes.
 
2010-03-08 05:56:59 AM
Early Thanksgiving?
 
2010-03-08 06:00:16 AM
JQPublic: Mmmmm, Chile then Turkey.

I Haiti Turkey Chile.

/someone had to
 
2010-03-08 06:07:26 AM
"dice" pls. kthx
 
2010-03-08 06:12:53 AM
Try to blame this one on the Kurds!
 
2010-03-08 06:20:36 AM
Would have preferred "Throws dart at map" but w/e.

bberg: So I was starting to wonder if we were in a ridiculously active earthquake time, with all these major quakes within a short time. Then I checked Wiki. Looks like it's not unusual at all. 2009 had 19 major quakes 5.4 and above including an 8.1 in Samoa.

Yeah, was wondering if this was an actual increase or just the media panicking over normal earthquakes.
 
2010-03-08 06:34:41 AM
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
www.nancarrow-webdesk.com
/hot, like Ezogelin çorbası
 
2010-03-08 06:41:37 AM
As God as my witness, I thought Turkey could shake.
 
2010-03-08 06:58:52 AM
Cue the Pat Robertson remarks about the latest earthquake.
 
2010-03-08 07:02:14 AM
Its the angry souls of the Armenians!
 
2010-03-08 07:02:41 AM
2012!! It's year early! The Mayans forgot a decimal place. They always get mundane details like that wrong.
 
GCD
2010-03-08 07:05:42 AM
Haiti, Chile, Quebec (There were two minor ones there last week - 3.1 and 3.2) and now Turkey.

It may be a natural thing, and media reporting doesn't make it any better, but it definitely seems like Mother Nature (Mother Earth?) is a little pissed off lately.
 
2010-03-08 07:10:19 AM
Lucky for turkey most of there residents live over here in germany....
 
2010-03-08 07:20:47 AM
As dice to wanton boys are we to the gods, they shake the living fark out of us for their sport.
 
2010-03-08 07:42:50 AM
lilplatinum: Lucky for turkey most of there residents live over here in germany....

And apparently I have lived here so long I have forgotten how to write English...
 
2010-03-08 08:17:03 AM
I do love a good shake-n-bake...
 
2010-03-08 08:17:39 AM
lilplatinum: Lucky for turkey most of there residents live over here in germany....

And apparently I have lived here so long I have forgotten how to write English...
 
2010-03-08 08:18:59 AM
JQPublic: Mmmmm, Chile then Turkey.

Hungary better watch itself.
 
2010-03-08 08:39:38 AM
I'm thinking it's all of the earth displacement from the climate change-deniers burying their heads in the sand
 
2010-03-08 08:41:21 AM
Link (USGS)

I'll just leave this here


\its the end of the world!!
\\not really
\\\going back to bed
 
2010-03-08 08:43:26 AM
is bevets still around? Turkey needs prayer even without an earthquake.
met the Turkish National Basketball coach in Lexington ky back in about 87-88 when he was studying our basketball methods
he came in a bar where i worked and fell in love with Turkey 101 and didnt know it was called Turkey! one of the funniest guys i ever met and i have met a few
 
2010-03-08 08:47:19 AM
doglover: Earthquakes are like eclipses. They happen all the time, just not always where you are.

I can look up the prediction of the next eclipse.

/you can't find a bookie who will take your money on the prediction of eclipses
//and I had my money on the Aleutians, which didn't pan out
 
2010-03-08 08:47:59 AM
Dear God,

Please don't treat the earth as your own Magic 8 Ball.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
Citizens of the Earth.
 
2010-03-08 09:01:24 AM
No no subby. You only thank god for the ones that barely survive his attack ("It's a miracle!"). You don't blame him for the ones he killed!!

Don't you know how religion works??
 
2010-03-08 09:02:54 AM
Anthropogenic Global Quaking!
 
2010-03-08 09:05:20 AM
So, I'm watching the Sunday Morning program yesterday, and this idiot, Sean Penn, is talking about how he's taking food and water and clothing and medical supplies, (AND a camera crew, natch), and he says, I shiat thee not,

"The Haitian people are groaning under the Heavy Hand of God." (Paraphrased.)

I think Mr. Penn is mixed up on the subject.

Maybe bevets will weigh in.
 
2010-03-08 09:09:14 AM
g4lt: I'm thinking it's all of the earth displacement from the climate change-deniers burying their heads in the sand

Why would we bury our heads in the sand? We're, you know, right.
 
2010-03-08 09:10:54 AM
bberg: So I was starting to wonder if we were in a ridiculously active earthquake time, with all these major quakes within a short time. Then I checked Wiki. Looks like it's not unusual at all. 2009 had 19 major quakes 5.4 and above including an 8.1 in Samoa.

GLOBAL SHAKING!!!

a.k.a.: Anthropogenic Topography Change
 
2010-03-08 09:15:20 AM
You know, I was being tongue-in-cheek about Anthropogenic Topography Change, but now that I think about it, it's got every chance of being real that Global Warming does. Think about it: if the exhaust of great numbers of vehicles are capable of changing the climate, why aren't their vibrations capable of setting off earthquakes?
 
2010-03-08 09:16:58 AM
Travis Dane is wanted for questioning.
 
2010-03-08 09:17:02 AM
Ready the virgins. The gods demand sacrifice.
 
2010-03-08 09:17:40 AM
HAMMERTOE: bberg: So I was starting to wonder if we were in a ridiculously active earthquake time, with all these major quakes within a short time. Then I checked Wiki. Looks like it's not unusual at all. 2009 had 19 major quakes 5.4 and above including an 8.1 in Samoa.

GLOBAL SHAKING!!!

a.k.a.: Anthropogenic Topography Change


"We're gonna do some world-shakin', Luke."
www.tvland.com
 
2010-03-08 09:18:54 AM
Great. More emails from my mother-in-law about the end of days...cause there's never been earthquakes before in the history of ever ever.
 
2010-03-08 09:20:20 AM
Scattershot: g4lt: I'm thinking it's all of the earth displacement from the climate change-deniers burying their heads in the sand

Why would we bury our heads in the sand? We're, you know, right.


because sand is what you should be living on? If you're so sure that the climate ain't a-changin, move to the shoreline
 
2010-03-08 09:21:57 AM
All these major quakes are proof-positive that global warming is real and is affecting the planet. Either that or it is proof that global warming is a myth. It's definitely one or the other.
 
2010-03-08 09:22:24 AM
HAMMERTOE: You know, I was being tongue-in-cheek about Anthropogenic Topography Change, but now that I think about it, it's got every chance of being real that Global Warming does. Think about it: if the exhaust of great numbers of vehicles are capable of changing the climate, why aren't their vibrations capable of setting off earthquakes?

Break step when you cross bridges.

www.nwrain.com
 
2010-03-08 09:23:11 AM
Scattershot: g4lt: I'm thinking it's all of the earth displacement from the climate change-deniers burying their heads in the sand

Why would we bury our heads in the sand? We're, you know, right.


You may be right politically, but you're certainly not correct.
 
2010-03-08 09:23:39 AM
mod3072: All these major quakes are proof-positive that global warming is real and is affecting the planet. Either that or it is proof that global warming is a myth. It's definitely one or the other.

You're either totally right, or 100% dead wrong.
 
2010-03-08 09:23:40 AM
Feathers everywhere.

/oblig Fark tagline
 
2010-03-08 09:27:08 AM
MooseBayou: Break step when you cross bridges.

Very good. I was saving that for a detractor, but you stole my thunder.
 
2010-03-08 09:27:54 AM
anyone else notice that with each one, the country hit is more well off than the one that was hit before it? so how many more before a second or first world country is hit?
 
2010-03-08 09:31:06 AM
HAMMERTOE: MooseBayou: Break step when you cross bridges.

Very good. I was saving that for a detractor, but you stole my thunder.


Smartass.
 
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