I love the McGriddles. If they made one that was 1/3 the fat I'd be happy.

/does this post make me sound fat?

Secret Menu Item: Go to Arby's and ask for a Market Fresh Turkey Sandwich. Then take that sandwich to McDonald's and order a Quarter Pounder. Throw away the toppings from Arby's and the bun from McDonald's. Ta daa! A Quarter Pounder on multigrain bread.

All you need for this secret menu item is an Arby's and a McDonald's close to each other.

there needs to be an image macro for 'kind of want, but it will make me buttpee'

sweetpeteman: That's not a secret menu item, that's ordering two separate items and making it yourself. A secret menu item would have to be made by them.

Really? Share with us your ideas and/or thoughts of the Oreo Quadruple Stuf?

looks nasty but yet all of Mickey D's food is nasty

I had to stop eating McDumpster after it started making me feel like I was going to die.

Was a sad day....

Gig103: Deadhouseplants: Really? Share with us your ideas and/or thoughts of the Oreo Quadruple Stuf?

You don't sound fat enough. Once you stick the two double-stuf together, you can usually get the cookie off and add another one or two... Octo-stuf.

Those really can come as employee made as a "secret menu item".

http://www.freedocumentaries.org/

SUPER SIZE ME | 100 minutes
"Super Size Me" is one man's journey into the world of weight gain, health problems and fast food. It is an examination of the American way of life and how we are eating ourselves to death.

/Just say Mc-NO!

Secret menu item, "The real hamburger":

Buy a McDonald's burger.
Then go to the store and buy some top-of-the line ground chuck. Also get some good rolls, fresh produce, real cheddar cheese, and condiments.
Cook the ground chuck and put it on the roll and put the other stuff you bought on there too.
Go back to McDonald's and get your money back.

WOW!

No mention of the McGangBang yet?

/warm
/not that it matters

Best be in a fortuitous place for the Mc10:40.

Not only is this not a Secret Menu Item since you have to make it yourself, but people have been putting egg and pig on burgers for, like, forever.

A few days ago I made a sandwich on wheat bread with ham, home-made sausage patty and a small fritada topped with cheese and a mix of yellow mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise.

Britney Spear's Speculum: I love the McGriddles. If they made one that was 1/3 the fat I'd be happy.

/does this post make me sound fat?

no your big fat keyboard makes you sound fat

Blimpy Burger - quint with bacon, egg, fried onions, and hot peppers. Mmmmmmm.

/cheaper than food, baby!

The Mc4:20 would be more popular.

Britney Spear's Speculum: I love the McGriddles. If they made one that was 1/3 the fat I'd be happy.

/does this post make me sound fat?

No, but your huge McAss does.

I see stuff like this every day.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (new window)

Britney Spear's Speculum: I love the McGriddles. If they made one that was 1/3 the fat I'd be happy.

Probably not - would it still be as tasty?

/does this post make me sound fat?

Not quite, if you start sweating grease... then you're fat.

neonstz: If you want egg on your burger, try Fat Burger. Mmmmmm....

Better still, if you're in San Diego or Las Vegas, go to Hash House A-Go-Go and order a #6 stuffed burger (scrambled eggs & ham inbetween a pound of meat). Bring a friend to eat up the leftovers.

I'm still waiting for the Mc4:20...

So it's a Cheesy Western?

upright_apes_r_us: http://www.freedocumentaries.org/

SUPER SIZE ME | 100 minutes
"Super Size Me" is one man's journey into the world of weight gain, health problems and fast food. It is an examination of the American way of life and how we are eating ourselves to death.

/Just say Mc-NO!

While there is an important warning in that film concerning eating too much but it is overshadowed by how horrible his "experiment" was designed. The guy switched from a farking Vegan diet directly to an extremely high-calorie, high-fat, high-protein, high farking everything diet and then blames all of his digestive and liver problems on the food. Oh yeah and forcing himself to overeat as well.

There is no magic to food, get the proper amounts of nutrients, don't eat too many or too few calories. Thats about it.

dont worry if healthcare passes then, merely because of potential health risks this food will be banned. After all the government will have a vested interest in what you eat, how much exercise you get and other things, so they are well within their (claimed) rights to control such things for all good citizens.

AgentOrangeDrink: No mention of the McGangBang yet?



$2 will get you this?

I feel fatter just by looking at it

"We call it 'The Good Morning Burger'"

dbrunker: I see stuff like this every day.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (new window)


why am i now hungry?

/fat
//lost 12 pounds
///down to 224, only 44 more to go
//6 ft
/slashies!

trixter_nl: dont worry if healthcare passes then, merely because of potential health risks this food will be banned. After all the government will have a vested interest in what you eat, how much exercise you get and other things, so they are well within their (claimed) rights to control such things for all good citizens.

Yup, we all know how there are no McDonalds in crazy-socialist Canada. Also, they don't have guns there, and they all have flappy heads. But they are very polite!

Poorly photographed (there is an art to food photography!) but the idea sound-ish.

While we're on the subject of McDonalds, Did you know you can get that McDonalds cheeseburger taste without the cheeseburger? (new window)

entropic_existence: While there is an important warning in that film concerning eating too much but it is overshadowed by how horrible his "experiment" was designed. The guy switched from a farking Vegan diet directly to an extremely high-calorie, high-fat, high-protein, high farking everything diet and then blames all of his digestive and liver problems on the food. Oh yeah and forcing himself to overeat as well.


It was shock value; plain and simple. And sometimes it takes a dumbed down message to resonate.
Reversing his diabetes (new window) was a pretty neat trick, though.

jagec: trixter_nl: dont worry if healthcare passes then, merely because of potential health risks this food will be banned. After all the government will have a vested interest in what you eat, how much exercise you get and other things, so they are well within their (claimed) rights to control such things for all good citizens.

Yup, we all know how there are no McDonalds in crazy-socialist Canada. Also, they don't have guns there, and they all have flappy heads. But they are very polite!

actually corporate america will beat the gov't there. In the dark future if you want health insurance with reasonable premiums you'll have to drop the burger and start jogging. Right now insurance programs are incentivising healthy habits; you get extra money in your health care spending account if you take this health screening exam, and more if you improve in certain areas. Whole Foods gives employees discounts if they are healthier. (new window)

Shakespeare's Monkey: Thirty three posts in and no fat kid? I am disappoint.

/He's not going to wait till 10:35, he wants one stat!


damn beat me to it! *shakes tiny fist*

FriarReb98: I have never understood the fascination of putting eggs with steak or burgers.

Eggs are good. Steak is good. Why not add them together? It's the same line of reasoning that has brought me to eating french onion soup with vanilla ice cream.


/Actually I think it's a way to 'jazz up' mediocre quality steak.

Begoggle: Secret menu item, "The real hamburger":

Buy a McDonald's burger.
Then go to the store and buy some top-of-the line ground chuck. Also get some good rolls, fresh produce, real cheddar cheese, and condiments.
Cook the ground chuck and put it on the roll and put the other stuff you bought on there too.
Go back to McDonald's and get your money back.

WOW!

You sound cliche. That's a good sheep impression you got there, though.

\I'll have the 10:35, please!

mekkab:
entropic_existence: While there is an important warning in that film concerning eating too much but it is overshadowed by how horrible his "experiment" was designed. The guy switched from a farking Vegan diet directly to an extremely high-calorie, high-fat, high-protein, high farking everything diet and then blames all of his digestive and liver problems on the food. Oh yeah and forcing himself to overeat as well.


you forgot that he also stopped exercising at the same time. He dropped his exercise levels to the "american average" the day he changed his diet.

Unless we are talking about a different "documentary".

I like McD's breakfast muffins but prefer BK's burgers. Now I have to find somewhere with the two next door and make a WhopperBaconMcMuffin.

Meh. Best thing for a hangover is another beer.

trixter_nl: you forgot that he also stopped exercising at the same time. He dropped his exercise levels to the "american average" the day he changed his diet.

Yep; totally forgot that.

/I guess it didn't resonate enough with me?!


Also this sandwich is getting a kick out of these replies:


behold! The croque madame aux oeuffs de caille!

zz9: I like McD's breakfast muffins but prefer BK's burgers. Now I have to find somewhere with the two next door and make a WhopperBaconMcMuffin.

on 355 and Shady Grove road in MD there is a BK 1 mile away from not one, but TWO different McDonalds.

/We can make this happen, we have the technology!

First thing I though of was that this somehow a ploy cashing in on Shaun White. Not quite. McTwist 1260 / Mc 10:35 - Close enough.

/made sense in my head