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(NW Florida Daily News) Florida What's worse than kidnapping your girlfriend? Kindapping your girlfriend and taking her to Wal-Mart   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 32
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Degenz
2010-03-08 03:14:16 AM
It was my sister, does that count?
 
travvis
2010-03-08 03:17:36 AM
What's worse than kidnapping your girlfriend? Kindapping your girlfriend and taking her to Wal-Mart Living in Florida and un-kindnapping her?

/Says the guy who is stationed in Oklahoma City
 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 03:20:29 AM
How about hanging out for a few hours with your girlfriend, just having fun and stuff like usual, then on your trip to Wal-Mart she flips out and tries to get you arrested for kidnapping her?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 03:26:01 AM
Give him the chair!
 
relcec
2010-03-08 03:26:09 AM
SuperCatBarf: How about hanging out for a few hours with your girlfriend, just having fun and stuff like usual, then on your trip to Wal-Mart she flips out and tries to get you arrested for kidnapping her?

sounds a hell of a lot more likely. here's the first clue she probably wasn't kidnapped. she was walking around walmart with her boyfriend.
 
soseussme
2010-03-08 03:26:37 AM
And they say romance is dead...
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2010-03-08 03:29:56 AM
What's worse than kidnapping your girlfriend? Kindapping your girlfriend and taking her to Wal-Mart

Actually, it's the same. Obviously the word "kindnapping" means something good (since it has the word kind in it). But wal-mart is way worse than kidnapping.

/tl;dr: kindnapping+wal-mart = kidnapping

//on the scale of badness.
 
travvis
2010-03-08 03:31:28 AM
When it comes to apping, it doesn't get worse than kindapping. Trust me. I'm a professional apper, I know.
 
FormatSlacker
2010-03-08 03:32:30 AM
A police chase inside a Wal*Mart supercenter has the potential to be most hilarious.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-03-08 03:35:31 AM
What's worse than kidnapping

Kidfapping?
 
Indolent [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 03:40:33 AM
How about this? Does this sound OK?

What's worse than kidnapping your girlfriend? Kind apping your girlfriend and taking her to Wal-Mart
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-03-08 03:41:35 AM
i63.photobucket.com

What kind-aping may look like
 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 03:49:28 AM
Well, if you call it kind-aping, there are several ladies I'd LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
 
Battlestar Girlactica
2010-03-08 04:01:19 AM
Photo to be posted on POW by the day's end, I presume?
 
Slick Johnson
2010-03-08 05:25:55 AM
Looks at tag...

Yup appropriate for this behavior
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 05:50:54 AM
Is this some weird holiday someplace where the festivities include putting the letter "n" in headlines at random? Because it's happened twice so far today, and the day is only 50 minutes long where I am.
 
Buckster
2010-03-08 05:59:00 AM
Damn kindappers!
 
godwin5
2010-03-08 06:12:17 AM
FormatSlacker: A police chase inside a Wal*Mart supercenter has the potential to be most hilarious.

Now with Yakety Sax music!
 
Tequila Monster
2010-03-08 09:40:26 AM
Oh the humaity! That's cruel ad uusual puishment!
 
stevetherobot
2010-03-08 09:50:21 AM
In some cultures, they would be legally married now.
 
eas81
2010-03-08 09:51:42 AM
creoleindc.typepad.com

/Would also have been an acceptable response given the tag.
 
borg7of9
2010-03-08 09:56:21 AM
He held her down on the bed for an hour!!!....Then took her to Wal-Mart *biiiig sigh*
Jeez. Way to ruin what could have been a really hot story.
 
CantGetThereFromHere
2010-03-08 10:15:54 AM
stevetherobot: In some cultures, they would be legally married now.

Like Alabama?

/wait, that's not really a culture...
 
metametameta
2010-03-08 10:53:20 AM
I think they forgot the ex- in girlfriend.

When she sicks the police on you, let her go man, because she's gone.
 
metametameta
2010-03-08 10:55:08 AM
*sics* Bah. It's too early in the morning.
 
eas81
2010-03-08 10:55:23 AM
CantGetThereFromHere: stevetherobot: In some cultures, they would be legally married now.

Like Alabama?

/wait, that's not really a culture...

I think your thinking of "redneck" or "backwoods hick".
 
bushbot111
2010-03-08 11:50:54 AM
She said at one point Foster held her down on her bed for about an hour against her will

Well that's one way of putting it.
 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 12:10:58 PM
actually, taking her to wallymart might calm her down.


after all, most americans have been brainwashed by the boob toob to consume.
 
SayBitter
2010-03-08 12:11:52 PM
She doesn't know it yet, but tomorrow I'm forcing my girlfriend to go with me to Costco.
 
dstanley [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 12:17:07 PM
media.peopleofwalmart.com

Was it this guy?

/I love peopleofwalmart.com
 
cats4rent
2010-03-08 04:53:55 PM
my girlfriend likes it when i wisk her up and take her on a whirlwind trip to dollar tree. any two items you want honey!
 
zepplinrules
2010-03-08 10:30:56 PM
So a man comes home, screws his girlfriend, then takes her shopping?

Men are kidnapped every day and taken to all sorts of girly stores against their will. What, we can't do the same?
 
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