This requires an advanced degree in FAIL.

Dunkin Donuts coffee sucks.

/There, I said it!

1.00, apparently.

Fat women be stealing!

Them he dropped the TV on the cop's foot and got 6 yrs for assaulting an officer?

12 in a dozen?

/cop

Did she take a lesson from one of these guys?

the odds are 1

any one can figure out the odds of this. What I want is some one to graph a function of this where x=cops and f(x)=fresh donuts.

So the cop tells her to get out, then turns and talks to the clerk while she drives off? That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou.

Wow, a Worcester story followed by a Newton Story... maybe MA needs its own tag too?

Five one-pound bags of coffee, which the officer estimated had a street value of ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

In a Philadelphia suburb, a local Dunkin Donuts is not the unofficial police station. Either they cops don't get free coffee and donuts, the food sucks, or the women in the store aren't hot.

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Ball Zitch: Did she take a lesson from one of these guys?

What is that from? Looks like my kinda movie

It's from one of the few watchable Chuck Norris movies, Code of Silence. The scene is where a couple of guys try to rob a bar that caters to cops. The kind of running joke is that they remain there for the rest of the movie, as no one at the precinct believes that someone tried to rob them there.

louis, the sleuthing you did there was outstanding.

I was really hoping someone would have graphed the function I had asked for. I know there are some smart cookies on FARK and I had hoped they were up to the challenge.

Stonerbloopers: Five one-pound bags of coffee, which the officer estimated had a street value of ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

What are the odds that a police officer would show up at Dunkin Donuts right as a thief walked out the door?

Pretty slim I'd say.

Jakevol2: Dunkin Donuts coffee sucks.

/There, I said it!

You're wrong and stupid. There, I said that!

jjorsett: So the cop tells her to get out, then turns and talks to the clerk while she drives off? That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou.

Wow, you are a tool.

jjorsett: So the cop tells her to get out, then turns and talks to the clerk while she drives off? That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou.

What else should the cop do? Invite the clerk over to the potentially-armed alleged thief's car for a friendly chat about what happened?

Stonerbloopers: Five one-pound bags of coffee, which the officer estimated had a street value of ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

The value comes from what was hidden inside the coffee grounds.

Chevello: Stonerbloopers: Five one-pound bags of coffee, which the officer estimated had a street value of ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

The value comes from what was hidden inside the coffee grounds.

It was 5-star field pure Juan Valdez Colombian marching beans!

It was a great idea, Boss had said...a couple of teenagers working late, the register heavy with cash from the evening's sales. There wouldn't be any trouble with the manager either; his habit of sneaking out back to huff kerosene had left him with a faint tremor and an unsteady gait.

In retrospect the obvious stereotype should have hinted at the foolishness of their plan...they had even joked about it nervously as they approached the front entrance. But now, with the manager bleeding out on the floor and the clerks tied up in the freezer, Phil felt his heart drop as he saw the white Crown Victoria pull up casually.

They should have robbed the Krispy Kreme, instead.

DosFreak: What are the odds that a police officer would show up at Dunkin Donuts right as a thief walked out the door?

Pretty slim I'd say.

Slim to none.

Jakevol2: any one can figure out the odds of this. What I want is some one to graph a function of this where x=cops and f(x)=fresh donuts.

I would, but I do not know how to use fark very well yet. But it would look something like A graph with a police office in the first quadrant connected to a doughnut in the second quadrant by a U shaped line.

ktina39: Jakevol2: any one can figure out the odds of this. What I want is some one to graph a function of this where x=cops and f(x)=fresh donuts.

I would, but I do not know how to use fark very well yet. But it would look something like A graph with a police office in the first quadrant connected to a doughnut in the second quadrant by a U shaped line.

so a parabola? Where is the local maxima? What is the domain and range? what are the x and y inercepts?

Theguybehindtheguy: Them he dropped the TV on the cop's foot and got 6 yrs for assaulting an officer?

"Like I said..."

I looked for a picture of Wiggum crossing the street with donuts then getting run over by Snake, but I couldn't find it.

Simpsons did it!

Jakevol2: ktina39: Jakevol2: any one can figure out the odds of this. What I want is some one to graph a function of this where x=cops and f(x)=fresh donuts.

I would, but I do not know how to use fark very well yet. But it would look something like A graph with a police office in the first quadrant connected to a doughnut in the second quadrant by a U shaped line.

so a parabola? Where is the local maxima? What is the domain and range? what are the x and y inercepts?

Seriously trying now:
re-thinking my previous statement. I think it would have to be a linear function because the increase of cops increases the amount of doughnuts consumed but by 2. SO every one cop would be 2 doughnuts. so 4 cops would be 8 doughnuts. So y=F(x)=2x.

ktina39: Jakevol2: ktina39: Jakevol2: any one can figure out the odds of this. What I want is some one to graph a function of this where x=cops and f(x)=fresh donuts.

I would, but I do not know how to use fark very well yet. But it would look something like A graph with a police office in the first quadrant connected to a doughnut in the second quadrant by a U shaped line.

so a parabola? Where is the local maxima? What is the domain and range? what are the x and y inercepts?

Seriously trying now:
re-thinking my previous statement. I think it would have to be a linear function because the increase of cops increases the amount of doughnuts consumed but by 2. SO every one cop would be 2 doughnuts. so 4 cops would be 8 doughnuts. So y=F(x)=2x.

Shockingly, it appears that donut shops may or may not be frequented by people other than police officers. What does that do to your equation?

mantrum: ktina39: Jakevol2: ktina39: Jakevol2: any one can figure out the odds of this. What I want is some one to graph a function of this where x=cops and f(x)=fresh donuts.

I would, but I do not know how to use fark very well yet. But it would look something like A graph with a police office in the first quadrant connected to a doughnut in the second quadrant by a U shaped line.

so a parabola? Where is the local maxima? What is the domain and range? what are the x and y inercepts?

Seriously trying now:
re-thinking my previous statement. I think it would have to be a linear function because the increase of cops increases the amount of doughnuts consumed but by 2. SO every one cop would be 2 doughnuts. so 4 cops would be 8 doughnuts. So y=F(x)=2x.

Shockingly, it appears that donut shops may or may not be frequented by people other than police officers. What does that do to your equation?

I think it would have make for a verticle shift. So f(x)=2x-3

You picked the cream of the crop here fellas! As for the daily grind was it cool beans for the lady or the police? Was her nickname Sugar? I thought Fig came before Newton.

//Starbucks is jealous

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