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(MassLive)   Tractor trailer containing 30,000 pounds of yogurt rolls over on I-91 in Northampton. Culture comes to Western Massachusetts   (masslive.com ) divider line
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1981 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2010 at 6:51 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-03-06 02:50:12 PM  
I lol'd
+1
 
2010-03-06 02:53:27 PM  
A++++ would laugh again subby!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-03-06 06:04:10 PM  
Was it banana?
 
2010-03-06 06:13:55 PM  
Yoplait was an awesome play, subby.

+1!
 
2010-03-06 07:05:51 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Yoplait was an awesome play, subby.

+1!


Punners? Danone, da only, TMLO!
 
2010-03-06 07:29:33 PM  
Beavertails: Punners? Danone, da only, TMLO!

Hey, we gotta be more colorful than an activia book!
 
2010-03-06 07:37:16 PM  
Did the truck crash into a stonyfield?
 
2010-03-06 07:48:17 PM  
Well, I'm sure they'll waste no time licking it up.
 
2010-03-06 07:53:18 PM  
musashi1600: Did the truck crash into a stonyfield?

That's pretty good, especially since I always enjoy a dreyer brand of comedy.
 
2010-03-06 07:59:01 PM  
It came.
 
2010-03-06 08:13:57 PM  
AuntNotAnt
Well, I'm sure they'll waste no time licking it up.


i assume you are referring to northamptons huge lesbian community.
 
2010-03-06 08:50:37 PM  
Brilliant, Subby.

Was it an accident or sabotage? Maybe Colombo should investigate...
 
2010-03-06 09:00:43 PM  
Fitchburg, Springfield and Worcester is happy none of your Yankee culture is-a comin' their way.
 
2010-03-06 09:00:56 PM  
Yogurt roll?
 
2010-03-06 09:01:43 PM  
www.tvovermind.com

Interested.

/hotter than Fiona, even if she had boobies
 
2010-03-06 09:02:49 PM  

Infamous Dr. X: Brilliant, Subby.

Was it an accident or sabotage? Maybe Colombo should investigate...


www.tvovermind.com
No, I'll find the monster who did this...
 
2010-03-06 09:06:46 PM  

ironjobailey: AuntNotAnt
Well, I'm sure they'll waste no time licking it up.

i assume you are referring to northamptons huge lesbian community.


they're not all huge. some of them are just hardcore separatist dyke hippie girls with dreadlocks and permanent ani difranco crushes.
 
2010-03-06 09:06:47 PM  

darwinpolice: Interested.

/hotter than Fiona, even if she had boobies


you...

stay outta my mind
 
2010-03-06 09:09:14 PM  
Northampton should invite North Adams over for breakfast. 30,000 pounds of yogurt would go well with a massive mocha.
 
2010-03-06 09:25:24 PM  
We have plenty of culture... I think "Mama Mia" played in NoHo last weekend...

/Western Mass Fark party, anyone?
 
2010-03-06 09:29:56 PM  

ZAZ: Was it banana?


My husband asked the same question, leaving me embarrasssed for not having thought of it myself.

/we live off exit 24 on I-91, getting a kick, etc
//would also attend a western MA fark party
 
2010-03-06 09:42:12 PM  

ZAZ: Was it banana?


Was my first thought

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2010-03-06 11:07:37 PM  
I am glad that no danimals were hurt in this tragery.
 
2010-03-06 11:17:49 PM  
I don't know what yogurt rolls are, but they sound good.
 
2010-03-06 11:29:11 PM  
Subby you clever bastard. I salute you.
 
2010-03-06 11:33:16 PM  
Now what will all the filthy hippies in NoHo eat with their homemade granola??
 
2010-03-06 11:41:07 PM  

eggrolls: Now what will all the filthy hippies in NoHo eat with their homemade granola??


Homemade yogurt. Take that as you will.

/Hey! Protein!
 
2010-03-06 11:53:20 PM  
I would just like to point out that Elizabeth banks is from Pittsfield, and that is all the culture I require
 
2010-03-06 11:59:46 PM  
Okay, the whole "culture" joke has officially been milked.
 
2010-03-07 12:00:14 AM  

skinink: Fitchburg, Springfield and Worcester is happy none of your Yankee culture is-a comin' their way.


Western Mass does not start at the Charles River. Nor 128 nor 495.
 
2010-03-07 12:10:03 AM  

musashi1600: Did the truck crash into a stonyfield?


Infamous Dr. X: Was it an accident or sabotage? Maybe Colombo should investigate...


You guys have the Raita idea...

ironjobailey: AuntNotAnt
Well, I'm sure they'll waste no time licking it up.

i assume you are referring to northamptons huge lesbian community.


First thing I thought of... I learned that fact from someone who grew up in Southampton.
 
2010-03-07 12:11:26 AM  
Hey now, having lived on both ends of the Commonwealth, I think some culture still needs to be dropped in some parts of Boston and the suburbs...
/living in Boston and loving it
//miss the happy valley tho
 
2010-03-07 12:11:32 AM  

Wrong_Intentions: skinink: Fitchburg, Springfield and Worcester is happy none of your Yankee culture is-a comin' their way.

Western Mass does not start at the Charles River. Nor 128 nor 495.


And neither did I say it was Western Mass, College Boy. My slam was they are cruddy cities. But maybe Gov Deval can send some thick skin your way instead of yogurt...
 
2010-03-07 12:34:42 AM  
And the fruit is now on top.
 
2010-03-07 12:37:04 AM  

Wrong_Intentions: skinink: Fitchburg, Springfield and Worcester is happy none of your Yankee culture is-a comin' their way.

Western Mass does not start at the Charles River. Nor 128 nor 495.


What is it with Google Maps not labeling rivers (except maybe in one place somewhere along its length)?
 
2010-03-07 12:38:47 AM  

harrich: I am glad that no danimals were hurt in this tragery.


Just one Brown Cow.
 
2010-03-07 12:41:52 AM  

skinink: Wrong_Intentions: skinink: Fitchburg, Springfield and Worcester is happy none of your Yankee culture is-a comin' their way.

Western Mass does not start at the Charles River. Nor 128 nor 495.

And neither did I say it was Western Mass, College Boy. My slam was they are cruddy cities. But maybe Gov Deval can send some thick skin your way instead of yogurt...


Well somehow I read your comment in the context of Western Mass. Not quite sure how that-Oh, wait yeah. That whole headline thing.
 
2010-03-07 01:00:54 AM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Northampton should invite North Adams over for breakfast. 30,000 pounds of yogurt would go well with a massive mocha.


Then they could go over to Smith for some tuna.
 
2010-03-07 01:02:30 AM  
Since when are Fitchburg and Worcester "inside" 495 (let alone 128)??

That said, totally not Western MA. And nobody thinks that, either.

/ND Prep Fitchburg, whadda dump...
 
2010-03-07 01:22:50 AM  
He barely made the sweeping curve that led into the steepest grade.
And he missed the thankful passing bus at ninety miles an hour.
And he said, "God, make it a dream!"
As he rode his last ride down.
And he said, "God, make it a dream!"
As he rode his last ride down.
And he sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,
Clipped off thirteen telephone poles,
Hit two houses, bruised eight trees,
And Blue-Crossed seven people.
It was then he lost his head,
Not to mention an arm or two before he stopped.
And he smeared for four hundred yards
Along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania Northampton, Massachusetts.
All those thirty thousand pounds of bananas yogurt.
 
2010-03-07 01:32:50 AM  

DigitalCoffee: He barely made the sweeping curve that led into the steepest grade.
And he missed the thankful passing bus at ninety miles an hour.
And he said, "God, make it a dream!"
As he rode his last ride down.
And he said, "God, make it a dream!"
As he rode his last ride down.
And he sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,
Clipped off thirteen telephone poles,
Hit two houses, bruised eight trees,
And Blue-Crossed seven people.
It was then he lost his head,
Not to mention an arm or two before he stopped.
And he smeared for four hundred yards
Along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania Northampton, Massachusetts.
All those thirty thousand pounds of bananas yogurt.


Harry, it sucks.
 
2010-03-07 02:09:41 AM  
I came in here immediately expecting a lot more Chapin jokes.
 
2010-03-07 02:21:55 AM  
A great thing about Fark. Sometimes you don't knead to read the story. Subbies headlines say it all.

Now come clean off my monitor, farker.
 
2010-03-07 02:28:52 AM  
Came for the Harry Chapin reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-03-07 02:35:53 AM  
Subby was clever enough to swipe a joke from the comments:

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-07 02:53:25 AM  
Whew!
If Harry Chapin wasn't referenced by now, I would have offed myself.
 
2010-03-07 03:07:09 AM  
Came here for Burn Notice references, leaving satisfied.

/But where are the beer and mojitos, Mikey?
 
2010-03-07 04:50:13 AM  
+1 to you good sir. great headline
 
2010-03-07 05:53:20 AM  
Really people? No 'The stuff' references?
 
2010-03-07 08:57:25 AM  
subby you spoil us with such frozen jokes but ill go gurt some more for you
 
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