Holy crap would I plie with her.

log_jammin: Gwendolyn: The kid is 15 and does ballet. You'd think the kid's parents would just be happy he's not gay.

NTTIAWWT

maybe they're trendy and got mad that he wasn't gay.

Maybe he is gay and that's why he's upset about the touching.

log_jammin: kxs401: Maybe he is gay and that's why he's upset about the touching.

maybe she turned out to actually be a he, and now the younger he is questioning his own sexuality and feels kinda dirty.

Maybe she's gay and was traumatized when the fifteen-year-old girl she thought she kidnapped turned out to be a boy.

/oblig


//Not oblig but funny

log_jammin: kxs401: Maybe she's gay and was traumatized when the fifteen-year-old girl she thought she kidnapped turned out to be a boy.


Maybe she's gay and kidnapped the boys oh so very hot 18 year old girlfriend. and he caught them making sweet hot lesbian love.

fap

borg: Beer Goggles

Glad I'm not the only one who thought "nice glamor shot; wonder what she really looks like."

OH HELLS YEAH I WOULD HIT THAT SWEET ASS. DAAAAAMN.

Oh fark yes. I'd hit her like the fist of an angry god too... any god... hell, any fist...

I'd have to evaluate her turn-out.

maybe both fists

if they'd fit

/basically I'm implying that she's a loose whore

LordOfThePings: Glad I'm not the only one who thought "nice glamor shot; wonder what she really looks like."

I was wondering if she was pudgy, but I realized I can't think of one fat ballerina I've seen.

I'd like to get her on the barre

I'd show her five basic positions

/I'll stop there

They keep using the word abduction, but I dont think it means what they think it means. Really.

Meh, she's not that hot.

Of the three most recent "you'd hit it" articles, this ballet tutor is the clear winner. Assuming that photo is less than a year old.

As hot as that is.. MAYBE probation. Probably keep job, and with a quick look down, she's already got a raise.

Qwat is the going rate for her to say hi to me?

That face has splat written all over it.

Looks promising...

Any body shot?

Wait for it...

Eh, maybe?

Well it is Caturday. Meow.

"oh please miss smoking hot lady, please don't take me away and put my 15 year old wiener in your mouth, oh nos don't make me put it in your cootie infested sexy awesome vagina"

why are people shocked - he's 15, and she's smoking hot what do you expect? If I was in the kids shoes I'd be pushing to give her ass the key to the city.

/oblig

Could someone please tell us (me) the name of the Allan Quarterman-type badass who died last year? The one who lost his virginity at like 14 and wished "this wonderful curse upon every young strapping lad" or thereabouts?

I hope he's spinning in donuts in his '36 Ford for this kid right now. And the Ford has "Pussy Wagon" on the doors.

It's farking england. She could have waited less than a year and slobbed all over his 16 year old bits.

Not sure if her?

Subby, haven't you been warned about drunk-submitting?

Article says she's a TOP. Does that mean she's a cowgirl, or does it mean she's playing at cowboy?

I'd be her partner in a fish dive


/got nothing

More pictures.

I usually don't give a cent for every woman that is deemed 'hittable' on fark (I'm Swedish so meh) but I'd piledriver that till the cows come home.

i would fist that like the fist of a angry fist.

LordOfThePings: borg: Beer Goggles

Glad I'm not the only one who thought "nice glamor shot; wonder what she really looks like."

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome child. Would still hit it.

/sharp knee possibility is high in this one

I would god that like the god of an angry god.

Who cares what she *really* looks like?
If YOU did you wouldn't be watching porn.

I'll pass, she looks a bit like a nutcracker...

/be here all night
/tip yer server plz yaya yada

fist of an angry dog?

/got nothin'

So here's the deal.

I live in Florida. As much crazy shiat that goes on here [to the point of us having our own Fark tag], we have some beautiful people here.

Better yet, I go to UF. At parties, I get to see these people with little-to-no clothes on. And they're all 18 to 24 years of age. Giggity.

So every time I see a Fark article with a "You'd hit it" tag, I get a little excited. I always hope that somehow, some way, it will be true.

But no. They may be cute or milf-ish, but they are not hot. They're usually way outside my age range, have wrinkles, and are at best 7 out of 10s.

But I guess Fark has never been a model of high standards then, has it?

/sharp knees, etc..