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(Bullz-eye) Boobies I'd take this Carrie to the prom (safe for work)   ( divider line 113
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2003-04-23 03:33:58 PM  
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What about this little coal miner's daughter?

2003-04-23 04:35:07 PM  
Unfortunately, there is not a single decent shot of her ass in the gallery. She is hot, though.

I wonder what sexual possibilities telekinesis offers.
2003-04-23 05:53:12 PM  
Okay, she is hot, and while I only look at boobies posts (or anything even potentially dangerous) at home, I have to ask what makes you think this is safe for work?
2003-04-23 06:08:53 PM  
Angryviking, it's safe for work because Carrie is a prude. Not a single nipple shot in the bunch.

Come on biatch. Lose the shirt already. We Farkers are busy people here. Oh, and eat a sandwich already. Ribcages are soooo 90s.

I'd slap her around a bit. She is cute.
2003-04-23 06:44:10 PM  
Add to cart... Add to cart...

Where the hell's the button???
2003-04-24 12:22:59 AM  
Add to cart? Where's the I'd Hit It button?
2003-04-24 02:32:50 AM  
Or at least an Add to Bed button.
2003-04-24 10:01:43 AM  
Or the get naked button.
2003-04-24 12:12:29 PM  
They're all going to fap at you!

/piper laurie
2003-04-24 12:37:51 PM  
I wonder when she'll change her mind and sue the photographer. Oh, wait, that is so yesterday...
2003-04-24 12:45:03 PM  
Interesting that the bold tag was stripped from my last message. Hmmm.
2003-04-24 01:44:32 PM  
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2003-04-24 04:22:19 PM  
Could anyone explain to me how to post a picture on our comment?
2003-04-24 04:23:09 PM  
yummy. just yummy.
2003-04-24 04:23:16 PM  
Fine, take her, but they're all gunna laugh at you.
2003-04-24 04:23:31 PM  
<img src=""> but leave the "HTML Enabled" checkbox turned on.
2003-04-24 04:24:12 PM  
Hey, I have been away for a few days... When did names in the comments forum go from red to black, and why?
2003-04-24 04:24:16 PM  
Caaaaaaa aaarrieee baaya be................
2003-04-24 04:24:56 PM  
Capt. Dut:
Use this:
<img src="locationofthepicturehere">. It, of course, has to be somewhere hosted online, like one of the picture hosting sites, or another place. If you pay for bandwidth, I'd recommend not hosting it from your site. Here's another more realistic (but still fake) sample:
<img src="">
2003-04-24 04:24:58 PM  
What are you?

I'm an otter.

And what can you do?

I do cute human things with my hands.

Excellent. You may go. Now what are you?

I'm Carrie.

2003-04-24 04:25:18 PM  
She is cute....but covered in pig's blood she'll be less cute.

CaptainDut read the photoshop FArQ! (sorry to shout..."read the faq" must be accentuated...a holdover from my IRC days)
2003-04-24 04:25:50 PM  
I'd hit it like a Korean pitcher hittin' an Osprey.
2003-04-24 04:26:03 PM  
BullsEye links may not show any nip, but the girls are hot as HELL. Just goes to show, leave a little to the imagination and it's that much better...

so no biatchin'
2003-04-24 04:26:13 PM  
Um, it probably should have http:// in front of the "www" part, actually.
2003-04-24 04:26:37 PM  
Tigger: Great Dennis Leary Ref.
2003-04-24 04:27:03 PM  
Hot, yes, but SFW boobies links leave me feeling sad and unfulfilled.
2003-04-24 04:27:16 PM  
Her measurements are 33.5 - 23.2 - 35.


TWENTY-THREE **__POINT___** **__TWO__**

What device did she use to get THAT measurement?

2003-04-24 04:27:24 PM  
Poor server...
2003-04-24 04:28:02 PM  
It's just sad that this Carrie shows about as much skin.
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-24 04:28:12 PM  
<img src=" NBOX/419-01-B/j-brown.bmp""
2003-04-24 04:28:18 PM  
2003-04-24 04:29:04 PM  
2003-04-24 04:29:09 PM  
2003-04-24 04:29:33 PM  
This site is always s...l...o...w... when Fark links to it. My question is thus: Why do links to this site keep getting accepted?
2003-04-24 04:30:06 PM  
Damnit quit farking the server and let me see the boobies.
2003-04-24 04:32:25 PM  
Anyway, it was supposed to be a picture of James Brown saying "Should I hit it and quit?"

Lousy computer geeks make everything so complicated.
2003-04-24 04:34:18 PM  


I was worried it was a bit strained
2003-04-24 04:34:51 PM  
I'd buy her a sammich! She's cute, but a little to thin for my tastes, Mebbie when she's a little older she'll fill out.
2003-04-24 04:36:15 PM  
Off topic by now, but I did not start it...

anyway, as far as the posting of pictures goes (and I read the farq).. I posted a pick in one of the photoshop things and it distorted the pic. Do you commonly have to use the height=xxx width=yyy in the img tag??? If so, is that the syntax?
2003-04-24 04:36:40 PM  
I don't even like blondes. But her. OMG. No seriously, here is my soul its all yours.. Yessss my precious
2003-04-24 04:37:55 PM  
oh, and I would hit it... hell, "I'd hit it with a wiffle ball bat, so... I'm on the run, the cop's got my g-"
2003-04-24 04:39:42 PM  
they're all gunna laugh at you

Dammit, Bf+ , I was going to say that.
2003-04-24 04:40:19 PM  
Uh huh. You would take her to the prom. . .

. . . and I'd drive 'er home afterwards.
2003-04-24 04:41:15 PM  
I'd hit it like a screendoor in a windstorm
2003-04-24 04:42:28 PM  
she'd be much cuter with her ankles behind her ears
2003-04-24 04:43:44 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-24 04:44:32 PM  
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through clicking on people's log ins that I want to see.

Thankyou for your time, continue with the whole I'd hit it thing.
2003-04-24 04:44:52 PM  
I'm disturbed.
2003-04-24 04:45:08 PM  
This is CaptainDut's that I am posting for him because he knows no HTML (no offense :)):
2003-04-24 04:45:27 PM  
I wouldn't so much as hit it as I would bend it over and give it to it like it deserves... Ok, it's home time now.
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