This made it? wow. That's 1 a year for me.

Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:

"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house."

Little help?

Awwwww, that's so sweet.

farkn cock block

Diogenes: Just another cock and bulldog story.



/well done

VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?

If it makes you feel better, I grew up in the country and that sentence still doesn't make any sense.

VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:

"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house."

Little help?

I dunno, but add in a comment about the Kaiser and something about onions and belts, and it's a perfect Grandpa Simpson ramble.

Who is nursing them? They are too young for grain.

/cute pic

VictoryCabal

Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:

"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house."

Little help?


Maybe there was injury to some soft tissue and the foot gets more achy in cold weather. IOW it's not actually about the temperature in and of itself.

just_another_farker: VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?

If it makes you feel better, I grew up in the country and that sentence still doesn't make any sense.

Maybe she can't roost with the other chickens?

D'oh... AWWWWwwwww... that's so cute... makes me wanna get another dog... awww....

VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?

I think that I can field this one. You know how when flamingos roost, they stand on one leg? Well, Mabel only HAS one leg now, and so when she lifts it up to tuck it under her wing, she falls onto the cold ground.

I hope that helps!

jagec: "Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house."

Maybe the chicken has to stay outside, and there is a windmill that is making it too cool.

The second pup from the left:



Was anyone else reminded of

?

VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?

If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in the house.

Hope that helps

"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot."

Accidentally my ass. That horse had chicken murder on his mind.

About three pounds.

That's an awesome picture.

VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?

No problem. The hen has a mashed foot. Makes it hard to move around. It's cold outside. You need to keep moving to stay warm. Indoors you can sit around without getting cold.

VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?


The only thing I can think of would be related to heat generation; a bum leg means less activity presumably, thus less heat overall.

/works on a layer bird farm
//cows too

hestheone: VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me:"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?

No problem. The hen has a mashed foot. Makes it hard to move around. It's cold outside. You need to keep moving to stay warm. Indoors you can sit around without getting cold.

Why don't they toss that gimpy chicken into a stew pot and let the dog come back in and take of her pups?

/too easy?

The horse treading story is baloney. When I asked the family why the chicken only had one leg, they regaled me with a story about how this chicken saved their lives on several occasions, "and a chicken that good, you don't eat all at once!"

Wooo, another animal that thinks other babies are ITS babies. This one does cross over from mammal to bird, so I suppose that's notable. I'm waiting for, like, "Chimpanzee thinks sea-sponge is it's..." um... "... baby chimpanzee." How far can this be stretched? Cause "Human woman thinks cat is her kid" is pretty damn common.

Mass Hysteria!

RE VictoryCabal: Ok, I grew up in an urban environment, and there's a lot about agriculture that I don't have experience with, so maybe I'm missing something. But I've read this sentence over and over and it still doesn't make any sense to me: "Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house." Little help?


It means the chicken's cunning plan is working.

So, she's like the Angelina Jolie of chickens, except she's doing it without a cock?

This is what happens when gay marriage becomes legal (DC / USA).

What next, hens roosting our young?

♪ What came first the chicken or the egg ♪
♪ I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg ♪

That's nothing. I have a dog that thinks it's a hen that has adopted a litter of sea lions that think they are horses!

My dog loves birds too!

Did you read the story in the sidebar about the "Sex Dungeon"
found in sleepy Devon village??

Quote below, from story. Imagine this being said by any Monty Python Cop:

"This incident demonstrates that we, the police, are reliant on information from the community."

I farking love these stories.
Boxer cares for goat, kitten and parrots being friends, great dane takes care of a fawn...

so cute!

Hmmmm, what angle will PETA think up to be outraged by this story? Deliberately confusing handicapped hen? Confusing the innocent puppies? The possibilities are endless

"Unfortunately, she got into an accident with a horse, which accidentally trod on her foot. Because of that, she gets terribly cold during the winter so we decided to bring her into the house."

Maybe it's because i'm baked, but that doesn't make sense to me.

The runt of the litter...