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2010-03-06 05:18:57 PM
anyone else having problems with fark? Seems they've been horfing up hairballs all day....
 
2010-03-06 05:39:55 PM
jaynleng: anyone else having problems with fark? Seems they've been horfing up hairballs all day....

Happens to every major site from time to time. Just fark's turn today. But yes, I've been having issues today, too.

i445.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-06 05:48:20 PM
MM...Welcome Back!!! We missed you! ((((((hugs))))))
 
2010-03-06 05:54:11 PM
jaynleng: anyone else having problems with fark? Seems they've been horfing up hairballs all day....

I've only been able to get 15-20 minutes total out of it for the whole day.

Edit: It puked on me as I typed this.
 
2010-03-06 06:03:16 PM
jaynleng

According to the outage page they're working on the database, which is why fark is either loading very slowly or not at all.
 
2010-03-06 06:04:34 PM
quantum_jellyroll: jaynleng: anyone else having problems with fark? Seems they've been horfing up hairballs all day....

I've only been able to get 15-20 minutes total out of it for the whole day.

Edit: It puked on me as I typed this.


Anyone happen to capture the picture (Five Oh Oh) they put up while FARK was down? I didn't think to do it but, it might make for a good caption/shoop.

FARK is working for me right now but it's VERY slow.
 
2010-03-06 06:06:02 PM
CooperDaKat: Creepyoldguy: Happy Birthday, lil bro. When you coming out to the coast?

lajimi...why didn't you tell us? Happy Birthday!!!!

/waaay late to the party
//hoping to catch up before Caturday is over


THANKS, COOP, Tommy-Boy and everybody. The Princess LOVES the hat! Lets all grab some cake!

i236.photobucket.com


/I stopped counting years
 
2010-03-06 07:04:37 PM
lajimi: Lets all grab some cake! /I stopped counting years

Happy Birfday!
images.icanhascheezburger.com


/let's hope fark is done being farked
 
2010-03-06 07:32:34 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2010-03-06 08:06:22 PM
mousiebelle: Did anyone else have trouble with Fark being farked for a while? I couldn't get in for about an hour.

I got the "can't connect" msg twice.
 
2010-03-06 08:07:44 PM
Hello everybody, I am back from a harrowing day of being dragged all over the lands by my best friend....I am tired, but I am caught up with Caturday now(tried to post this twice already, crossing fingers this time). Hello QJ, MM, Coop, Laulaja, everyone else, Baka if you're here.........hmmm......it's dark here:-)....HAPPY CAD EVERYBODY!!!!!
 
2010-03-06 08:31:34 PM
Pineapples-

I tried the motorized litter box with my two guys, but it got gunked up too easily. They are on a special diet which makes them drink more water so they are less apt to get the bladder crystals. My mother-in-law lost a 5 year old guy to the bladder crystal problem and I didn't want that to happen to my guys. I gave it to my sister for her two cats who are sisters and are not on a special diet. It got gunked up too easily and she ended up tossing it too. I finally got a really large rubbermaid litter box and it works just great. I think I got it at Petsmart and it has high sides and a bit of a scoop shape on the end they go into. The rolling ones work pretty good, but you have to empty them frequently.

MidnightMargaritas!-

I hope you can catch Hobbes for his appointment with destiny next week! ;) Are the girls on the list too?

Mousiebelle-

I'm glad you liked the patterns and the fabric! My guys like boxes too, but they especially like shredding them. Here's a picture of Zuma with the remains of 2 boxes;

i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-03-06 08:40:37 PM
mousiebelle: Did anyone else have trouble with Fark being farked for a while? I couldn't get in for about an hour.

I got kicked out trying to say "yeah, me too"
put the beer on the floor!
 
2010-03-06 08:45:57 PM
I want Caturday.....not an aneurism.....FARK, can you hear me!?!?!?!
 
2010-03-06 08:45:58 PM
Lajimi!!!!!

img.photobucket.com

Man, Fark is lookin weiiiiiird! I hope they fixes it soon, I miss Caturday :(
 
2010-03-06 08:59:49 PM
I'm glad it's not just me, I kept trying to catch up on Caturday and kept getting shut down. Doesn't Fark understand that there are Caturday addicts here who are hurting?
 
2010-03-06 09:14:25 PM
I have been gone most of the day, but I had wanted to post in response to the kitty litter question from way up there. I dare not scroll to the top to see who posted it, for the fear Fark will die on me again, so I will answer, and hope to Ceiling Cat that the questioner hasn't given up for the day yet. The general rule is, no matter how few or how many litter boxes you have, you need to scoop once a day per the number of cats you own. I.E.: 2 cats, one box = twice a day. 2 cats, 2 boxes = once per day per box, or 2 total times. If you have 4 cats and one box, you have your work cut out for you. Clean that thing 4 times a day, 2 boxes, clean each box twice a day, 4 boxes, etc. I know I am being long winded. I think it is more the frustration of having to type this over and over again, and log back into Fark over an over as well. Gimmicky boxes work about as well as any "As Seen On TV Products" out there. Hope this helps.:-)
 
2010-03-06 09:29:35 PM
Hello? Caturday? Anybody out there?
 
2010-03-06 09:31:39 PM
Well... I was going to post this about 5 hours ago... Not kittehs, but oh, well.

This is Midnite, my mom's black German Shepherd:

farm5.static.flickr.com

Here's a critter quilt I recently finished:

farm5.static.flickr.com

And here's that butterfly quilt Lars "helped" me finish:

farm3.static.flickr.com

I had posted the unfinished top with Lars helping a few weeks ago. Now I'll try to work on getting some new pics done.
 
2010-03-06 09:37:02 PM
jaynleng: anyone else having problems with fark? Seems they've been horfing up hairballs all day....

Really! What's going on?
 
2010-03-06 09:40:13 PM
James72: My cat Oliver was at the vet today...

farm3.static.flickr.com


He weighs 5 pounds more than pogo

Smidget the Hewittarian: I want Caturday.....not an aneurism.....FARK, can you hear me!?!?!?!

Nope
 
2010-03-06 09:40:13 PM
Mousie, I saw the butterfly quilt a couple of weeks ago. If I find out I am having a girl, can I pay you to make me one as a baby blanket? EIP.....:-)
 
2010-03-06 09:40:52 PM
images.cheezburger.com


/i hope. withdrawal setting in...
 
2010-03-06 09:47:37 PM
I know I'll probably jinks us and get a beat down, but Fark appears to be working ok on my end right now......
 
2010-03-06 09:53:52 PM
akimbotoo

Hey, I've been looking for ya-- I just wanted to say thanks so much for the TF sponsorship! I was out most of the day and missed most of the thread, so I hope it's not too late for you to see this.. You rock!
 
2010-03-06 10:01:42 PM
baka-san: James72: My cat Oliver was at the vet today...

farm3.static.flickr.com

He weighs 5 pounds more than pogo

Smidget the Hewittarian: I want Caturday.....not an aneurism.....FARK, can you hear me!?!?!?!

Nope


Happy CAD!!! Pogo is cute BTW, looks like my Mingy:-).......I didn't see you had responded here. Not that there's many people left around anyway. They are starting to trickle back, though.
 
2010-03-06 10:09:06 PM

Hey, am I back on? Nothings been working today! Thanks for all the B'day wishes, everyone!

i236.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-06 10:10:49 PM
I'm here.
did the mods finally put the beer on the floor?
/won't hurt server if spilled
need my lol fix
 
2010-03-06 10:15:42 PM
Happy Birfday Lajimi!!:-)
 
2010-03-06 10:31:18 PM
Oh hai Caturday friends! Hm, just as well I was out most of the day, looks like Fark was farked! I was sad when I came home and saw still less than 500 posts... but that explains it, I can live with that.

Happy Birftday Lajimi! [insert cute cat & cake photo - I'm afraid to try to post any pics atm!] Hope you had a good one!

For the person who wanted a copy of the Fark error page photo, go here: Link

OK bai... back in a bit.
 
2010-03-06 10:33:52 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-06 11:01:54 PM
Well, Fark just got up another hairball. Gawd! I hope this is almost over with.
 
2010-03-06 11:06:30 PM
Cat Haikus

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
tail of black dog keeps good time.
pounce! good dog! good dog!

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound;
cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion. then--
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds--
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
Fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper?"

Kitty like plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Don't leave tarp around.

Small brave carnivores
kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake dead.

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, shiat! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! The Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp. . .

Cats meow out of angst
Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?
 
2010-03-06 11:12:41 PM
i76.photobucket.com

i76.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-06 11:14:09 PM
(one more try)
lajimi
i265.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-06 11:15:43 PM
Awesome Becca.....love the haikus. I'm not about to post pics with Fark all temperamental tonight, but that was great!:-)
 
2010-03-06 11:16:42 PM
lajimi: Hey, am I back on? Nothings been working today! Thanks for all the B'day wishes, everyone!

[kitty at piano picture]


Oh dear... what does it say about me that I read "recital piece" as "rectal piece"?
 
2010-03-06 11:18:27 PM
well tonite has been an exercise in frustration.
/I gotta go to bed--early looong day tomorrow
//I really hope Fark is feeling better in the morning!
///still need my fix!
 
2010-03-06 11:21:53 PM
jayessell: spinach gunk: Caption my dog Buddy having a nap?

Nice!
The animation makes it look like
the dog is breathing under the blanket.


Whoa dude... glad you found it cool, but... it's a still shot!

Is your monitor ok? :)
 
2010-03-06 11:31:12 PM
Looks like we're back on. Thank goodness.

i445.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-06 11:35:14 PM
Ya happy birfday lajimi!

I was sorry to miss most of Caturday due to my driving around but it would seem that it's been pretty much a disaster to try to get to it anyway.

I would like to be able to put time into quantum jellyroll's competition but my jaunt around the countryside has aggravated my cold and now I'm a big ball of fever that basically just needs to lay out and recover. Well, that, and I don't even know how to use Paint. :-P I would like to know how to even put one picture into another...cut things out and all that, but just haven't got there.

In case anyone missed it, QJ made a contest offering:

"OK - I've been kicking this idea around for a while and I've been a busy Old Fart trying to get everything figured out. But, I finally managed to come up with something I feel comfortable with and now it's time to unveil it....

Many regulars on here are limited in their editing options with Paint, GIMP, Picasa or something similar. I'm not exactly made of money but I use Photoshop on a daily basis for work. I see some really good ideas that are put together with limited tools, but there's some great creativity with awkward and difficult implementation.

We've had our fair share of folks offering TF incentives for the best captions before.
Unfortunately, I don't have any pets I can post pictures of to offer up for humiliation, so I'm gonna do something that's a little different.

I am offering a copy of PhotoShop Elements 8 for PC.
It's not the "Big Boy" Photoshop, but it's better than a significant number of users have at their disposal.

If you would like to throw your name into the hat for consideration, send me an email explaining why you are the one I should choose. Feel free to include a sample of your own creation to substantiate your point. Creativity and concept count.

I will choose the winner Monday and will arrange for the winner to receive their prize. This is a serious offer.
Let's see what you Caturday hooligans can come up with."


Whadda generous offer! I'd love to see the entries! Let's see what you can do! Or have done...PUT EM UP!

Now, a sick kitty liek mee:

baliliving.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-06 11:46:52 PM
spinach gunk: jayessell: spinach gunk: Caption my dog Buddy having a nap?

Nice!
The animation makes it look like
the dog is breathing under the blanket.

Whoa dude... glad you found it cool, but... it's a still shot!

Is your monitor ok? :)


Been twisted in the knickers almost all afternoon with the server probs! The bright side is that maybe the thread will be hoppin' on Sunday.

I use (and like to have fun with) the "liquid on the keyboard" meme....never ever once has happened ... but I gotta tell ya, reading that particular post had me jumping and sputtering! Tears!
You can bet your bippy ... THAT story is gonna be the topic of water cooler conversation tomorrow!!!

Lands sake! ... been a while since I guffawed like that!

i975.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-07 12:00:26 AM
Sorry I'm late...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2010-03-07 12:02:38 AM
No guesses on the last katkwiz?

Okay then ... maybe another captionable song collage ... this time > Trivia!
Yes... I qualify for the "get off my lawn" emblem.

What are the last two lines?

Hello lamp-post,
What cha knowin'?
I've come to watch your flowers growin'.
Ain't cha got no rhymes for me?
________________________
________________________
 
2010-03-07 12:04:47 AM
Chipp-

You are so very welcome! (I usually hide my tracks better than this, must have forgotten to check the anonymous spot ;) Since I subscribed to Total Fark so I could start Caturday early I found it addictive to sponsor someone else on occasion.
 
2010-03-07 12:06:44 AM
Spinnyr: No guesses on the last katkwiz?

Okay then ... maybe another captionable song collage ... this time > Trivia!
Yes... I qualify for the "get off my lawn" emblem.

What are the last two lines?

Hello lamp-post,
What cha knowin'?
I've come to watch your flowers growin'.
Ain't cha got no rhymes for me?
________________________
________________________


Lookin' for fun
and feelin' groovy...
 
2010-03-07 12:15:48 AM
spinnyr: I am currently attempting to track down a bulk supplier of coffee/beer/snot/saliva-resistant keyboards, by popular demand (is that good or bad?!), so if you do accidentally ruin yours because of something I did, please let me know. :)

I'm glad I can repay some of the laughs all you goofy farkers have given me.
 
2010-03-07 12:18:43 AM
spinach gunk: jayessell: spinach gunk: Caption my dog Buddy having a nap?

Nice!
The animation makes it look like
the dog is breathing under the blanket.

Whoa dude... glad you found it cool, but... it's a still shot!

Is your monitor ok? :)


I don't think it's his monitor. I'm seeing it too...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2010-03-07 12:20:24 AM
sneako: here's Schue, 3 caturdays post-attack. He seems to have recovered nicely. Will only have a small scar.

Now, the person that gave me this dog, told me HE was part chow too. I just don't see it. He looks like jack russell meets retriever to me. Any opinions from fellow caturdayers?


I have a dog that looks exactly like yours, mine is yellow lab and husky mix.
 
2010-03-07 12:22:33 AM
All cats get a subscription when they're born...

img.photobucket.com

/not mine
//found on cracked.com
///finally back...
 
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