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		You can't shoot in here, this is the Pentagon (abcnews.go.com)		421
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The English Major		2010-03-04 07:42:36 PM

I hear it's a gas.

Klippoklondike		2010-03-04 07:43:16 PM

No fighting in the war room either

firefly212		2010-03-04 07:43:18 PM

I can't imagine a worse place to try to commit a crime.

that1guy77		2010-03-04 07:43:22 PM

Awww that's cute. I submitted the link, someone else got the green.

ultraholland		2010-03-04 07:43:51 PM

IT WAS A MISSILE!!!

spunkski		2010-03-04 07:43:51 PM

Over in 2.

Arcanaloth		2010-03-04 07:43:54 PM

The terrorists are attacking!

ms9vy		2010-03-04 07:44:10 PM

That headline sucks. I submitted 2 other links.

smooshie		2010-03-04 07:44:37 PM

NBC: A Defense official confirms that the three shot were the two Pentagon police officers and the suspect.

Uncle Pim		2010-03-04 07:44:57 PM

3:1 odds it was some right wing looney.

/They have all the guns, you know.

D-Liver		2010-03-04 07:44:59 PM

Wow, Jim Bunning really is a dick.

paj		2010-03-04 07:45:04 PM

I hope the papers are okay.

The English Major		2010-03-04 07:45:07 PM

ms9vy: That headline sucks. I submitted 2 other links.

Queue abuser.

silent tom		2010-03-04 07:45:11 PM

dont'cha just hate that?

Klingon Penis		2010-03-04 07:45:14 PM

ms9vy		2010-03-04 07:45:30 PM

firefly212: I can't imagine a worse place to try to commit a crime.

Heheheh. Maybe a tank firing range. But other than that....

Englebert Slaptyback		2010-03-04 07:45:38 PM

You can't shoot in here, this is the Pentagon

You're not the boss of me.

culebra		2010-03-04 07:45:44 PM

Republican Lone Wolf/Teabagger

crab66		2010-03-04 07:45:44 PM

More right-wingers flipping out?

Extreme_Lukewarm		2010-03-04 07:46:07 PM

Shoot on the Yees, Not the Haws

CavalierEternal		2010-03-04 07:46:16 PM

10:1 odds say this was done to prevent Obama from declaring martial law.

The_Six_Fingered_Man		2010-03-04 07:47:22 PM

Hmm, Yahoo has it as the Metro station adjacent to the Pentagon, and not in the Pentagon itself, although it was locked down.

MadCat221		2010-03-04 07:47:31 PM

Paladin Gunney was right, those damned initiates can't hit the broad side of a barn with a laser rifle at point blank range.

John Dewey		2010-03-04 07:47:42 PM

A)Probably a lefty who's anti-war
B)Or a Musclim.
C)Or a right-wing nutjob.
D)Or a former employee.
E)Or my ex-girlfriend.

/on Fark it's always C.

ms9vy		2010-03-04 07:47:57 PM

Uncle Pim: 3:1 odds it was some right wing looney.

/They have all the guns, you know.

I happen to know that the wife of one of the Pentagon Security Officers is cheating on him, so... I'd keep an open mind.

Stroke_N_Focus		2010-03-04 07:48:04 PM

Extreme_Lukewarm: Shoot on the Yees, Not the Haws

lol ahhh yes

BuyTheTicketTakeTheRide		2010-03-04 07:48:09 PM

Any bets on Iraq/Afghan War vet?

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2010-03-04 07:49:11 PM

Maybe he was shooting at some of those douchebags who stand on the left side of the escalator.

bittermang		2010-03-04 07:49:50 PM

Well technically he was not inside of the Pentagon when he was shooting, he was outside of the Pentagon shooting bullets in to it.

An acute difference.

IoSaturnalia		2010-03-04 07:50:07 PM

+1 for Merkin Muffleymitter

ultraholland		2010-03-04 07:50:37 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Maybe he was shooting at some of those douchebags who stand on the left side of the escalator.

This. Stay to the right or protect ya neck.

smooshie		2010-03-04 07:50:53 PM

IoSaturnalia: +1 for Merkin Muffleymitter

You can't vote in here, this is Liter Land.

LeafyGreens		2010-03-04 07:51:36 PM

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!

Rigban		2010-03-04 07:52:16 PM

FTFA:
Pentagon police have a suspect in custody, ABC News' Steven Portnoy reported.

i48.tinypic.com

wildsnowllama		2010-03-04 07:52:33 PM

ms9vy: firefly212: I can't imagine a worse place to try to commit a crime.

Heheheh. Maybe a tank firing range. But other than that....

A Gun shop... or a doughnut shop.

The_Sponge		2010-03-04 07:52:41 PM

paj: I hope the papers are okay.

*Groan*

/Fark it...I chuckled.

Panty Sniffer		2010-03-04 07:52:41 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Maybe he was shooting at some of those douchebags who stand on the left side of the escalator.

Or stop when they get off the escalator causing a massive pile up of people.

chaunceymo		2010-03-04 07:53:09 PM

Fallout 3 LARPers

smooshie		2010-03-04 07:53:34 PM

From Twitter: suspect walked up to main entrance of Pentagon at 6:30pm and opened fire, Pentagon police say

canaDn		2010-03-04 07:53:57 PM

FAIL - the shooting was at the Metro station near the Pentagon, not "in" the Pentagon.

smooshie		2010-03-04 07:55:00 PM

Also from Twitter: Both officers fired back and the suspect was hit. His injuries are more serious, Pentagon police say

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2010-03-04 07:55:16 PM

Panty Sniffer: Or stop when they get off the escalator causing a massive pile up of people.

"Escalumps." And they deserve a shootin' too.

rev. dave		2010-03-04 07:55:36 PM

Well so far this year all the psychos are lefties. I give 2:1 odds its a left winger mad at the DC metro for something...

Lost Thought 00		2010-03-04 07:55:43 PM

Disapproves

woes		2010-03-04 07:56:05 PM

Probably just another lefty trying to make the smart side of country look bad.

ACallForPeace		2010-03-04 07:56:40 PM

smooshie: From Twitter: suspect walked up to main entrance of Pentagon at 6:30pm and opened fire, Pentagon police say

Rules out a street thug (unless it was a hit, which would still be ballsy as all fark with the security there).

therhinodep		2010-03-04 07:57:04 PM

culebra: Republican Lone Wolf/Teabagger

Just like the people who killed the Census worker, amiright?

chemical_angel		2010-03-04 07:57:57 PM

Rigban: FTFA:
Pentagon police have a suspect in custody, ABC News' Steven Portnoy reported.

YES!!! HAHA!

chemical_angel		2010-03-04 07:58:32 PM

rev. dave: Well so far this year all the psychos are lefties. I give 2:1 odds its a left winger mad at the DC metro for something...

Um ...

wildsnowllama		2010-03-04 07:59:01 PM

therhinodep: culebra: Republican Lone Wolf/Teabagger

Just like the people who killed the Census worker, amiright?

The one that committed suicide?

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