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2010-03-04 05:40:22 PM
"Intercourse" doesn't always have sexual meanings, you disgusting pervert.

*goes back to having sex with flaming dog corpse*
 
2010-03-04 05:52:49 PM
It's like the definition of gay amongst some closet cases. It's only gay if the balls touch or whatever.
 
2010-03-04 05:59:24 PM
Where does "Hand" fall into this list?
 
2010-03-04 06:11:04 PM
Cagey B: "Intercourse" doesn't always have sexual meanings, you disgusting pervert.

*goes back to having sex with flaming dog corpse*


If you're not in front of a daycare, it's not sex.
 
2010-03-04 06:15:29 PM
If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.
 
2010-03-04 06:20:08 PM
I've seen some of their wives. Its more like torture than sex.
 
2010-03-04 06:21:16 PM
BillCo: 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.

I don't think I could handle the logistics of 20 people having sex at the same time. I'd need a flowchart. Diagrams. Probably a director...and a script.
 
2010-03-04 06:26:39 PM
I_C_Weener:

I don't think I could handle the logistics of 20 people having sex at the same time. I'd need a flowchart. Diagrams. Probably a director...and a script.


All right everybody, back to the pile!
 
2010-03-04 06:49:53 PM
BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.


I don't think so. I think an appropriate response to "Did you have sex with her?" is "No, but she gave me a blow job."

Therefore, a blow job isn't sex.
 
2010-03-04 06:58:57 PM
BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.


By that definition, there are a lot of women on TV that I've had sex with.
 
2010-03-04 07:01:49 PM
you mean coitus?
 
2010-03-04 07:05:50 PM
Vampire_Blues: you mean coitus?

He's got a wife you know.
 
2010-03-04 07:57:01 PM
Three Crooked Squirrels: BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.

I don't think so. I think an appropriate response to "Did you have sex with her?" is "No, but she gave me a blow job."

Therefore, a blow job isn't sex.


Yeah, how did that rationalization go over with your wife/girlfriend?

/You know it is, stop trying to deny it.
//If she made you orgasm, it was sex.
///If you were inside any part of her, doubly so.
 
2010-03-04 08:04:51 PM
In my book, it isn't sex until the poo comes out.
 
2010-03-04 08:07:00 PM
Vampire_Blues: you mean coitus?

Don't be fatuous, Vampire_Blues.
 
2010-03-04 08:38:34 PM
FTA: 95 percent of respondents would consider penile-vaginal intercourse (PVI) having had sex, but this rate drops to 89 percent if there is no ejaculation.

Significantly fewer men in the oldest age group answered "yes" for PVI (77 percent).


in other news, 23% of the population honestly doesn't possess the intelligence levels needed for accurate telephone survey-type studies.
 
2010-03-04 08:53:44 PM
its only sex if my cock is inside you...
 
2010-03-04 08:58:25 PM
overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

How do you define inside? A closed hand holds things inside. People and their split hair bull shiat. No matter what you tell yourself in order to justify something... if they make you orgasm, it was sex. Denial just lessens you and makes us not respect your integrity (or clear lack of).

You know it, we know it, everyone knows it... you can deny it all you like, but we all know better. So, if you were in a relationship and got a hand job, you had sex and were cheating. Period.
 
2010-03-04 09:04:42 PM
overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

So you're cool with jacking me off then? I mean, it's not sex, so it's not gay. Maybe I can fark your ass crack?
 
2010-03-04 09:08:54 PM
BackAssward: overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

How do you define inside? A closed hand holds things inside. People and their split hair bull shiat. No matter what you tell yourself in order to justify something... if they make you orgasm, it was sex. Denial just lessens you and makes us not respect your integrity (or clear lack of).

You know it, we know it, everyone knows it... you can deny it all you like, but we all know better. So, if you were in a relationship and got a hand job, you had sex and were cheating. Period.


cheating is where you make romantic contact with someone other than the one you are in a relationship with.
ie.

kissing, feeling, groping, sucking, farking, etc. etc.


/i have never, and will never do something like that
 
2010-03-04 09:10:26 PM
BackAssward: overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

So you're cool with jacking me off then? I mean, it's not sex, so it's not gay. Maybe I can fark your ass crack?


lol, your literal interpretation of this is ruining my funny post, and also i'm not into dudes
 
2010-03-04 09:11:04 PM
overlord_mike: cheating is where you make romantic contact with someone other than the one you are in a relationship with.

So by your definition, hand jobs aren't farking, so not cheating... like I said, you can tell yourself what you like, but yes it is sex, and yes it is cheating. You know it, regardless of what little lie you tell yourself to feel better about it.
 
2010-03-04 09:15:00 PM
BackAssward:
So by your definition, hand jobs aren't farking, so not cheating... like I said, you can tell yourself what you like, but yes it is sex, and yes it is cheating. You know it, regardless of what little lie you tell yourself to feel better about it.


a hand job is groping, therefore by my definition it is cheating
 
2010-03-04 09:16:31 PM
BackAssward: overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

How do you define inside? A closed hand holds things inside. People and their split hair bull shiat. No matter what you tell yourself in order to justify something... if they make you orgasm, it was sex. Denial just lessens you and makes us not respect your integrity (or clear lack of).

You know it, we know it, everyone knows it... you can deny it all you like, but we all know better. So, if you were in a relationship and got a hand job, you had sex and were cheating. Period.


What if she has a really big nose?

/On an unrelated note, I was nowhere near the zoo yesterday.
 
2010-03-04 09:18:29 PM
PainInTheASP: BackAssward: overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

How do you define inside? A closed hand holds things inside. People and their split hair bull shiat. No matter what you tell yourself in order to justify something... if they make you orgasm, it was sex. Denial just lessens you and makes us not respect your integrity (or clear lack of).

You know it, we know it, everyone knows it... you can deny it all you like, but we all know better. So, if you were in a relationship and got a hand job, you had sex and were cheating. Period.

What if she has a really big nose?

/On an unrelated note, I was nowhere near the zoo yesterday.


its still cheating if you're farking a zoo animal!
 
2010-03-04 09:28:34 PM
overlord_mike: its still cheating if you're farking a zoo animal!

Once you've had an elephant's nose, everything else just plain blows.
 
2010-03-04 09:30:39 PM
To quote Adam Corolla of all people: "It's like football. Once the ball crosses the plane, it's a touchdown."
 
2010-03-04 09:31:07 PM
I consider owning or possessing six of anything as having sex
 
2010-03-04 09:40:06 PM
VictoryCabal: BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.

By that definition, there are a lot of women on TV that I've had sex with.


If you have a flat screen tv, you must have great balance.

/There's a penguin on the tele.
 
2010-03-04 09:47:18 PM
Three Crooked Squirrels: BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.

I don't think so. I think an appropriate response to "Did you have sex with her?" is "No, but she gave me a blow job."

Therefore, a blow job isn't sex.


I would love to hear your definition of oral sex
 
2010-03-04 09:52:59 PM
BackAssward: overlord_mike: its only sex if my cock is inside you...

How do you define inside? A closed hand holds things inside. People and their split hair bull shiat. No matter what you tell yourself in order to justify something... if they make you orgasm, it was sex. Denial just lessens you and makes us not respect your integrity (or clear lack of).

You know it, we know it, everyone knows it... you can deny it all you like, but we all know better. So, if you were in a relationship and got a hand job, you had sex and were cheating. Period.


I've had plenty of sex without orgasm. So now it wasn't sex? That just pushed the age I lost my virginity up to 17, I haven't had sex most of the time I thought I was having sex, and apparently I didn't cheat on that one girl that one time since I didn't orgasm.

Btw, making out is cheating in my book. If she goes out to the club and lets a guy feel her up, or she blows him or whatever women let guys do to get them to leave her alone, its still cheating.

/rubbers suck
//feeling up your girl at the bar
 
2010-03-04 09:58:05 PM
www.oralchelation.com
/obligatory
 
2010-03-04 10:00:36 PM
BillCo 2010-03-04 06:15:29 PM If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex. I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.
=================================

I almost spit up my chips.

/+1
//Agreed
 
2010-03-04 10:00:47 PM
Thread useless without pics, is just watching having sex too?
 
2010-03-04 10:03:11 PM
I dated a lesbian and had this conversation before so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/won the conversation with 'if you can't tell your partner about it, then it was probably sex or close enough'
 
2010-03-04 10:08:37 PM
BackAssward: if they make you orgasm, it was sex

so you can vag,ass, mouth, ear, tit,crack, eye, hand, foot, elbow, fist fark them until the second coming, but as long as neither one orgasms, then it isnt sex?

no wonder people failed at taking the survey
 
2010-03-04 10:09:53 PM
Now there's 37 posts.
 
2010-03-04 10:15:35 PM
BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.


So, the guy in the subway was having sex with all of us?
 
2010-03-04 10:20:31 PM
PainInTheASP: overlord_mike: its still cheating if you're farking a zoo animal!

Once you've had an elephant's nose, everything else just plain blows.


And also: pysiologically, there's only a little difference between the inside of a woman's mouth and the inside of a chimpanzee's mouth. Just sayin'.
 
2010-03-04 10:27:01 PM
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Three Fark links in a row will do that.
 
2010-03-04 10:31:57 PM
"Weird: 23% of old men don't consider intercourse to be "sex"?

??????????

/does not compute, going to bed, good nite all!
 
2010-03-04 10:39:41 PM
child_god: I've had plenty of sex without orgasm. So now it wasn't sex? That just pushed the age I lost my virginity up to 17, I haven't had sex most of the time I thought I was having sex, and apparently I didn't cheat on that one girl that one time since I didn't orgasm.

In your definition, what is the meaning of "did orgasm"?
 
2010-03-04 10:48:55 PM
I'm a simple man; I want to stick my penis in a woman's hoo ha, and I call that sex. Anything beyond that is gravy.
 
2010-03-04 10:50:13 PM
FuturePastNow: I'm a simple man; I want to stick my penis in a woman's hoo ha, and I call that sex. Anything beyond that is gravy.

I've never heard of gravy before. Is that like a yeast infection that has been going on too long? Or is it doing anal while she's sick with the squirts?
 
2010-03-04 11:01:19 PM
starwolf256: I_C_Weener:

I don't think I could handle the logistics of 20 people having sex at the same time. I'd need a flowchart. Diagrams. Probably a director...and a script.

All right everybody, back to the pile!


Here you go

Link (new window, NSFW?)
 
2010-03-04 11:02:48 PM
It's not sex if it's just the tip!

/Just for a minute
//Just to see how it feels
 
2010-03-04 11:03:51 PM
davidnessle.files.wordpress.com

/hot like, well, intercourse
 
2010-03-04 11:11:19 PM
sex-Idiom
8.
to have sex, to engage in sexual intercourse

intercourse

3.
sexual relations or a sexual coupling, esp. coitus.

coitus

-noun
sexual intercourse, esp. between a man and a woman

coupling

13.
to copulate.

copulate

-verb (used without object)
1.
to engage in sexual intercourse.

intercourse

Main Entry: intercourse
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: sexual act
Synonyms:
carnal knowledge, coition, coitus, copulation, fornication, intimacy, love-making, relations, sex, sexual relations

well, that clears it up for me
 
2010-03-04 11:11:31 PM
BillCo: If there is an orgasm by any of the involved parties, it's sex.

I don't care how you do it, where you put it, or who does what to who, it's sex. 1 person or 20, it doesn't matter.


So when my neighbor masturbates while watching me completely clothed with a telescope through the window, we're having sex?
 
2010-03-04 11:13:14 PM
its only sex if its consensual sex...
 
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