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(ABC News)   Could Saddam use plastic surgery to escape capture? Video shows tranformation from Saddam to Wayne Newton   ( divider line
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2003-04-23 08:51:21 AM  
Nice Video..
2003-04-23 09:06:15 AM  
Sure, but working as a US puppet's an even better way to go.

And the Oceania/Eurasia war lingers on and on...
2003-04-23 11:47:45 AM  
I'd pay to hear Saddam sing Danke Shoen.
2003-04-23 11:58:41 AM  
I dunno... I think our photoshoppers could do a better job on Sadaam's mug than those guys. I sense a contest coming...
2003-04-23 12:51:53 PM  
Is this a joke?
2003-04-23 12:52:35 PM  
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Danke Schaddam...
2003-04-23 12:52:38 PM  
maybe he is hiding in Vegas!
2003-04-23 12:52:42 PM  
2003-04-23 12:53:28 PM  
Drat. Wrong cut'n'paste link... *sigh*

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Danke Schaddam...
2003-04-23 12:56:18 PM  
Waiting patiently for the Saddam Hussein plastic surgery PS thread...
2003-04-23 12:56:59 PM  
Saddam was last heard to have gained weight and grown out his hair into a fashionable mullet. Sources claim he intends to enter the pornography business.

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2003-04-23 12:58:42 PM  
Yea and I could eventually train my butt to talk, so the hell what. When journalist get bored do they just think of obvious things to ask some doc so they can get a meager paragrap into the news?
2003-04-23 12:59:35 PM  
Why Wayne Newton? The 80's David Lee Roth would be perfect for Saddam.
2003-04-23 01:00:48 PM  
Come on. Bomb something, guys. Seriously, I'm starting to think about the economy again and need war footage to distract me.

We've got all this unused ammunition and Syria is just ASKING for it. Come on, we can get Syria and then go for the hat trick with Iran.

And then, Vietnam.
"You filming a movie?"
"Not this time!"
2003-04-23 01:01:07 PM  
'There is no evidence to suggest Saddam has had any surgery'
But that won't stop us from taking up webspace with this crap.
2003-04-23 01:01:25 PM  
Is it just me or has every post for the past 2 days screamed


We do need another war to give the cable news stations something to do.
2003-04-23 01:01:27 PM  
lol Fnord...
2003-04-23 01:01:50 PM  
Other sources claim that Saddam has stopped using his Clearasil, and intends to begin acting in crappy B movies.

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2003-04-23 01:01:54 PM  
just drop the mustache dude - clear sailing, jeeeez...
2003-04-23 01:02:25 PM  
Fnord: No it wasn't.
2003-04-23 01:02:44 PM  
wow. they must have watched the newest bond movie before they wrote the article. how original.
2003-04-23 01:03:00 PM  
ok, and maybe a stomache biggie
2003-04-23 01:03:14 PM  
Ugh, like anyone's gonna find him.
2003-04-23 01:03:16 PM  
This is asking for a photoshop.
2003-04-23 01:04:16 PM  
I dunno, all it looks like is that the plastic sureon shaved off his mustache, then turned around and gave him a Dirty Sanchez. Oh how the mighty have fallen...

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2003-04-23 01:04:42 PM  
Seperated at birth?

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2003-04-23 01:05:19 PM  
Saddams in my place - hes sleeping on the couch for a few weeks then hes going to hang out in Osama's for a while.
2003-04-23 01:05:24 PM  
I'd hit it. Wait... wrong thread.
2003-04-23 01:07:51 PM  
Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Iran, and the for the bonus round....North Korea.

Mr. Bush, please spin the prize wheel to see what you'll be playing for.
2003-04-23 01:08:30 PM  
Still other sources claim that Saddam has had dimples implanted in his cheeks, and was last seen cruising through the desert in a talking car.

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2003-04-23 01:09:42 PM  
wasn't it David Hasselhoff who had the talking car?
2003-04-23 01:10:08 PM  
I think Saddam would look good with a nice new pair of knockers. Maybe a DD cup. A LOT of electrolysis. I think some higher cheek bones, a smaller up-turned nose and some fresh pouty lips would really give his face some character. He's got to get those eye lids lifted. The whole droopy eye look is just so tacky. And I think he could really turn some heads with some lipo on his tummy and hips.
Yes, I think some plastic surgery would work well for Saddam.
2003-04-23 01:11:23 PM  
magnum p.i. had a talking car?

must have missed that episode.
2003-04-23 01:11:52 PM  
I think you got your eifgties guys mixed up Craphola;)
2003-04-23 01:12:02 PM  
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2003-04-23 01:12:04 PM  
Cormee're right, but Saddam easily confuses the two. He's not German, after all...
2003-04-23 01:12:58 PM  
Eighties that is,...
2003-04-23 01:13:32 PM  
germans love david hasselhoff.
2003-04-23 01:14:52 PM  
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This might work.
2003-04-23 01:15:48 PM  
They don't have the facilities there to pull off a good plastic surgery. He'd have to flee to Europe, but there aren't any countries that would accept him now, are there?
2003-04-23 01:15:58 PM  
Seriously, Dr. Mengele (Nazi "surgeon") hid until DEATH in Argentina, where he lived to a ripe old age under an alias, and nobody ever found him.... DNA tests had to be done to confirm his identity. Saddam could probably pull the same stunt....
2003-04-23 01:16:02 PM  
i couldnt read the article because i became so engrossed in the stats about preganancy and marijuana.

I prefer the non-semen-covered weed so there's no risk of pregnancy to me or my girlfriend when we smoke.
2003-04-23 01:16:13 PM  
Realplayer? Fvck that.
2003-04-23 01:16:43 PM  
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2003-04-23 01:17:43 PM  
And that last source was the Iraqi Information Minister. A quote: "Magnum P.I. was about a martyr talking car named Magnum, who killed all godless infidels who watched Knight Rider by slitting their throats upon the walls of Baghdad. It is only fitting that he should call upon the great leader Saddam to aid him in his historic quest."
2003-04-23 01:19:19 PM  
Diogenes - With the amount of money that man has amassed he could easily get the (tasteful) surgery GGracie described above and finish out his days sipping cocktails on some other dictator controlled state (or Russia, Germany or France)
2003-04-23 01:23:12 PM  
Maybe Saddam can disguise himself to look like Osama. No way we'll find him then.
2003-04-23 01:29:51 PM  
I'm waiting for Ari to stand before the 'liberal' press and announce "We believe that Saddam changed his appearance and is hiding somewhere in the Middle East. Therefore we must invade and occupy the entire region, except the democracies of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait."
2003-04-23 01:33:02 PM  
FreeDignan - Love the username!

We now return you to our regularly scheduled thread.
2003-04-23 01:33:50 PM  
Fnord: I always thought that it was more like this...

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