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(Yahoo)   "XXX," the new British show featuring on-stage sex acts straight from the Marquis de Sade   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 81
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2003-04-23 09:29:21 AM  
Pictures?!?! Anyone?
 
2003-04-23 11:19:24 AM  
now that is a show they can bring to America
 
2003-04-23 11:56:26 AM  
Is Vin Diesel in this?
 
2003-04-23 12:41:54 PM  
This must've not been nearly as entertaining when I sent it in yesterday.

What a difference a day makes!

/bitter, party of 6
 
2003-04-23 04:01:50 PM  
a play featuring scenes of sodomy, rape, incest and genital mutilation.

Bring the whole family!!!!!
 
2003-04-23 04:03:09 PM  
Tadpole Thank god, no. I've never seen an actor kiss so badly as he did in his triple stupid movie. Ugh.
 
2003-04-23 04:03:40 PM  
Vin Diesel --- is that anything line vin rouge?
 
2003-04-23 04:03:58 PM  
I want in. Make me a cast member (no pun intended). Where do I sign up?
 
2003-04-23 04:04:14 PM  
King_nacho - there's a restaurant called Marquis de Sade in NYC. Featuring such dishes as "whipped potatoes". And yes, there are also spankings and various BDSM things you can order from the menu as well.
 
2003-04-23 04:04:35 PM  
and we thought very long and hard about putting it on

too easy.
 
2003-04-23 04:04:37 PM  
Yes, sign me up for the genital mutilation part, please.
 
2003-04-23 04:05:14 PM  
cigarette smoking vagina's chatting with each other?!?!?!? Now this I have to see
 
2003-04-23 04:05:18 PM  

"and we thought very long and hard about putting it on"

oh yeah, say it again

 
2003-04-23 04:05:32 PM  
....alternating pictures of a defecating anus and a pair of cigarette-smoking vaginas chatting to each other.

wonder what they have to say to each other?

Got an asstray?
 
2003-04-23 04:05:35 PM  

" Spanish theater group La Fura dels Baus opens a four-week run of "XXX""


Huh ? Isn't this equivalent to watching a porno tape while wearing a tuxedo ? And if you go to this theatre show with a girl who wants to see it, she sure as hell better not complain later on at home when you guys are having sex, and you decide to perform the donkey punch.

 
2003-04-23 04:06:15 PM  
Video screens at the back of the stage depict almost every sexual act imaginable, alternating pictures of a defecating anus and a pair of cigarette-smoking vaginas chatting to each other.

I wonder if taking acid before this show would make it more entertaining, or if the user would just flip out?
 
2003-04-23 04:06:26 PM  
God Bless you, Skinink. :)
 
2003-04-23 04:06:26 PM  
I dunno, video or poo slipping out someones o-ring does not sound like a turn on. Must be alot of skat fans on fark...
 
2003-04-23 04:06:39 PM  
Viewers will also be able to send their sexual fantasies to the group by mobile phone text messages during the show.

u r teh fuxxor!!!1111
 
2003-04-23 04:06:57 PM  
Hogans
Depends on the user, as always.
 
2003-04-23 04:07:13 PM  
Wow, Brit adult entertainment was always a yawn at best..now they are gonna top even the likes of Amsterdam in one fell swoop

Go brit

time to plan a holiday I guess
 
2003-04-23 04:07:22 PM  
i just watched A Clockwork Orange for the first time last night so this article seems timely.
 
2003-04-23 04:07:33 PM  
OF!! OF!!! OF NOT OR damnit I hate that...
 
2003-04-23 04:08:48 PM  
Wow, I wonder if they have a Sunday matinee for the seniors and school kids...
 
rdr
2003-04-23 04:08:59 PM  
Hey, no need to make the long trek to London for this sort of thing. My house is open almost anytime...
 
2003-04-23 04:09:07 PM  
what the fark is a punter?
 
2003-04-23 04:09:30 PM  
did this with better headline..... goes to sulk corner
 
2003-04-23 04:10:10 PM  
It would be only fitting to invite the Queen to the premier.
 
2003-04-23 04:10:18 PM  
sorry: sulk in corner....
 
2003-04-23 04:10:25 PM  
A lil bit 'O the Ultra Violence Captian America?
 
2003-04-23 04:10:26 PM  
That was on the front page of the Daily Express (or the telegraph or something) here in the UK today, I guess it was a slow news day, always is when sex is on the frontpage of the broadsheets.
 
2003-04-23 04:10:35 PM  
"So how was the movie Ed?"

"Well, it had them a big ol' picture of a pooper doin' it's thing, then some cooters wuz smokin' and havin' a little chit chat."

"I..."

"I got invited on stage to have muh twins burned crispy-like with a sauderin' iron while a 400 pound woman with down syndrome sang old Mac-donald into a megaphone pointed a the clamps on muh nipples."
 
2003-04-23 04:10:39 PM  
These pics suck.
 
2003-04-23 04:12:38 PM  
Wait, Quills was based on a farking true story? News to me.
 
2003-04-23 04:12:50 PM  
I think some pics are in order. LOTS of pics.
Seriously, what could I find there that I couldn't find
on the Singaporean black market? This seems like
real amateur shiat to me.
 
2003-04-23 04:14:50 PM  
No, Quills was a liberal adaptation of a true story, but definitely not fact.

Great movie though. Mmmm, Kate Winslet in a corset.
 
2003-04-23 04:14:58 PM  
Gorgor
seriously i haven't been right all day. all that movie did was give me a good visualization of this article. which is not worth 150 minutes of my life.
 
2003-04-23 04:15:18 PM  
Viewers will also be able to send their sexual fantasies to the group by mobile phone text messages during the show.

"GOT BNR NOW. WNT 2 CUM."

Freakin preverted sexual deviants. ;)
 
2003-04-23 04:15:35 PM  
what is Quills?
 
2003-04-23 04:16:45 PM  
Why would you guys want pictures of genital mutilations and oogy stuff like that?
 
2003-04-23 04:17:52 PM  
TheSelphie
"Quills" was based loosely on the Marquis de Sade, but his real life was less dramatic.

Sade's writing, on the other hand, is amazingly horrendous. I'm reading his novel "Juliette" and it's nothing but page after page of the most horrendously vile sex ever put on paper.

Sade was a philosopher of the extreme... anything that could bring pleasure should be done. Those in power should abuse it as much as possible for maximum possible personal pleasure. Personal rights did not exist; every man is justified in killing, stealing, and farking whatever he wants.

If there's a single word of his writing that's legal to put onstage, I'll be amazed.
 
2003-04-23 04:18:59 PM  
....alternating pictures of a defecating anus and a pair of cigarette-smoking vaginas chatting to each other.



Ass: Need a light?
Vagina: Oh, you're such a genitalman.
Ass: I do twat I can.

Yeah, yeah, I know.
 
2003-04-23 04:20:33 PM  
Man, I thought I was all worldly 'n' shiat...

What the hell is a "donkey punch"?

Cheers!
-g-
 
2003-04-23 04:21:14 PM  
I hear the big musical number is "Sit On My Face".

"Sit on my faaaaace, and tell me that you love me..."
 
2003-04-23 04:21:51 PM  
Comment Bot

Punter: one who punts.

Glad to be of unhelp.
 
2003-04-23 04:24:13 PM  
Comment Bot:

Punter is British slang for a paying customer or patron of any business.

Anglophilicly yours...
 
2003-04-23 04:26:50 PM  
Thanks Bondith..BTW-

punter Noun. Generally a customer of any business. {Informal}
from
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

If you can Google you can learn anything.
 
2003-04-23 04:27:37 PM  
Ticket for 1 please.
 
2003-04-23 04:28:05 PM  
Arched: i don't know if this helps, but i thought "off to sulk corner" was much funnier than "off to sulk in corner". the idea of having a particular corner designated for sulking is pretty great, if you ask me.e
 
2003-04-23 04:36:03 PM  
The few Brits I knew used the word punter to mean the customer of a prostitute but maybe I hung with the wrong crowd.
 
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