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2010-03-03 01:55:15 PM
Palin's got Letterman and O'Brien quaking in their boots.
 
2010-03-03 02:00:12 PM
When is Palin going on Craig's show? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF SARAH?
 
2010-03-03 02:00:27 PM
There Jay goes again, stealing another job from another comedian. Sorry, Dane Cook.
 
2010-03-03 02:01:39 PM
meh
 
2010-03-03 02:08:33 PM
There will also be a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never open.
 
2010-03-03 02:19:32 PM
Sarah Palin on the tag she belongs on for once.

Leno got six million viewers last night. Figure two million fell asleep with the TV on, one million teabaggers quietly and bitterly masturbated to Sarah while their wives slept, and the other three million were confused at why Tina Fey didn't talk about 30 Rock.
 
2010-03-03 02:47:37 PM
After seeing that...I am torn between campaigning for her to get back to politics by going out and distributing homemade "Palin 2012" fliers and suicide.

/check back later, maybe I'll just stab someone
 
2010-03-03 02:50:23 PM
If this is true, then I have to rethink my evil ways.
 
2010-03-03 03:09:33 PM
If they were comedians and not a taste of what went wrong with humanity, they might be funny.
 
2010-03-03 03:43:07 PM
What were Leno's ratings on Monday and Tuesday?
 
2010-03-03 03:51:37 PM
sigdiamond2000: Palin's got Letterman and O'Brien quaking in their boots.

Don't confuse the trembling of gut wrenching laughter, with fear.
 
2010-03-03 04:01:52 PM
If anyone actually watched the show, it was a good interview and she did an okay job on her standup debut.

At one point, Leno asked Palin if she was considering giving up politics to host a talk show and she quipped she heard his desk was available from time to time. The audience roared.

He also asked about the Tea Partiers and made fun of one guy who had a "Keep the government's hand off my Medicare!" She agreed that was ridiculous.
 
2010-03-03 04:21:38 PM
notmtwain: If anyone actually watched the show, it was a good interview and she did an okay job on her standup debut.

At one point, Leno asked Palin if she was considering giving up politics to host a talk show and she quipped she heard his desk was available from time to time. The audience roared.

He also asked about the Tea Partiers and made fun of one guy who had a "Keep the government's hand off my Medicare!" She agreed that was ridiculous.


I saw pieces of it on CNN, and although her delivery is not what you would want from a professional comedian (or IS she?), I thought it was pretty amusing. I liked when she talked about getting a gig in Vegas at the Legends show playing Tina Fey. That was funny.
 
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2010-03-03 04:56:17 PM
Haven't watched Leno is quite a while. She was at least as good as I remember him being, which is probably because she had his writers behind her. Agree her delivery needs a practice.
 
2010-03-03 05:48:16 PM
Wait, Jay Leno is back on The Tonight Show? What happened to Conan? I thought he was the new host.
 
2010-03-03 05:54:47 PM
Why are libs so afraid of her wonderful folksy sense of humor?
 
2010-03-03 05:55:33 PM
At least Palin is funny, kinda milfy.
 
2010-03-03 05:56:27 PM
LarryDan43: Why are libs so afraid of her wonderful folksy sense of humor?

No, no. You misunderstand. It is when she is serious that she is the funniest.
 
2010-03-03 06:01:12 PM
impaler: What were Leno's ratings on Monday and Tuesday?

I'll just give this hint:

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
 
2010-03-03 06:07:41 PM
Comedians?
www.made2mentor.com
 
2010-03-03 06:11:39 PM
notmtwain: If anyone actually watched the show, it was a good interview and she did an okay job on her standup debut.

At one point, Leno asked Palin if she was considering giving up politics to host a talk show and she quipped she heard his desk was available from time to time. The audience roared.

He also asked about the Tea Partiers and made fun of one guy who had a "Keep the government's hand off my Medicare!" She agreed that was ridiculous.


It's amazing what she can do once she memorizes certain things!

Hey Jay, ask her a question she didn't have an answer written for.
 
2010-03-03 06:14:06 PM
Who's writing her material? Leno's writers?
 
2010-03-03 06:22:23 PM
Sara Palin is on Leno. Have you seen this, have you heard about this?
 
2010-03-03 06:34:40 PM
benlonghair: There will also be a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never open.


No phone so you can't call home, and the TV works but the clicker is broken.

One of the best songs from that album :)
 
2010-03-03 06:35:40 PM
If that headline has any chance of being accurate, I need to start looking for loopholes.
 
2010-03-03 06:40:58 PM
Those laughs are a lie! A LIE!11ELVENTY!!!1ONEBBQ

Ugh, that was painful.

/I'd still boink her ...
 
2010-03-03 06:44:55 PM
I would really like to pick the brain of a Leno fan but unfortunately I don't know any. I imagine it would go like this:

Me: So do you prefer Leno over Letterman and Conan?
Leno Fan: Yes.

Me: What is it that you like about Leno?
Leno Fan: I guess his monologue.

Me: Can you tell me a funny line from last night's show?
Leno Fan: Um...I can't really remember. But I know Will Smith was on.

Me: Oh, so you must have really liked that interview.
Leno Fan: Well, it was okay, pretty standard.

Me: So far it doesn't sound like you find Leno that entertaining.
Leno Fan: Well, he's not very controversial, so I like that.
 
2010-03-03 06:46:08 PM
www.sptimes.com

Yo, dawg! I thought it was kinda pitchy, dude. But it was aiight!
 
2010-03-03 06:52:11 PM
Rapmaster2000: Sara Palin is on Leno. Have you seen this, have you heard about this?

Apparently, she thought it would make for good relations with the Chin-ese.

♪Bana-now-bump-buuummmmm♪
 
2010-03-03 06:56:34 PM
subby ...
hcliberal.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-03 07:03:05 PM
jesus christ that was painfully bad.
if you thought it wasn't you're retarded.
 
2010-03-03 07:12:09 PM
I'd bang her.
 
2010-03-03 07:12:15 PM
Well, there was one funny line in the interview-

"I think that the mainstream media is quite broken and I think that there needs to be the fairness, the balance in there. That's why I joined Fox." Leno laughed.
 
2010-03-03 07:14:09 PM
Donald_McRonald: Rapmaster2000: Sara Palin is on Leno. Have you seen this, have you heard about this?

Apparently, she thought it would make for good relations with the Chin-ese.

♪Bana-now-bump-buuummmmm♪


www.arktimes.com

Aw haw haw haw! You crazy, Jay, you CRAZY!
 
2010-03-03 07:15:46 PM
doobiebrother: jesus christ that was painfully bad.
if you thought it wasn't you're retarded
a Palin-American.

FTFY.
 
2010-03-03 07:17:50 PM
Great! Just spoil Hell for me. I had such plans.
 
2010-03-03 08:03:02 PM
In douchebag, pseudo-hipster Fark asshole Hell, Jay Leno and Sarah Palin will be our only comedians

FTFY
 
2010-03-03 08:06:59 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sarah Palin on the tag she belongs on for once.

Leno got six million viewers last night. Figure two million fell asleep with the TV on, one million teabaggers quietly and bitterly masturbated to Sarah while their wives slept, and the other three million were confused at why Tina Fey didn't talk about 30 Rock.


I'd rather listen to Palin ramble on than Tina Fey talk about a crappy show in network crosspromotion
 
2010-03-03 08:20:38 PM
benlonghair: There will also be a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never open.

This is starting to sound like Lubbock.
 
2010-03-03 08:24:13 PM
What's sad about this is that Sarah Palin is on par with Leno's writers.
 
2010-03-03 08:33:31 PM
In hell the cooks are English.
 
2010-03-03 08:50:36 PM
JasonOfOrillia: In hell the cooks are English.

realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com
 
2010-03-03 09:45:22 PM
Donald_McRonald: JasonOfOrillia: In hell the cooks are English.

"I'm Scottish, you $^%# donkey!"
 
2010-03-03 10:05:02 PM
thanks fireproof, didn't mean to be politically incorrect when talking about the tards veggies spas palin-americans
 
2010-03-03 10:08:23 PM
If she practiced her lines like that for Katie Couric , McCain could be bombing Iran by now.
 
2010-03-03 10:26:42 PM
I thought Beck was the one who fancied himself to be a "comedian".
 
2010-03-03 10:32:46 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: At least Palin is funny, kinda milfy.

kinda? kinda? she is the epitome of milfy goodness. Dear God i would have so much fun with that. hi sarah--bie, babe.
 
2010-03-03 10:36:40 PM
AnEvilGuest: If she practiced her lines like that for Katie Couric , McCain could be bombing Iran by now.

No. If John McCain picked a serious candidate, there's the chance McCain may have won the election.
 
2010-03-03 11:11:34 PM

I'd rather listen to Palin ramble on than Tina Fey talk about a crappy show in network crosspromotion


BHCompany: You are so clueless about Mr. Coffee Nerves' post.

Tina Fey mocks Palin. Palin was on Leno. Palin=Fey=Palin=Fey. Get it?
 
2010-03-03 11:18:53 PM
Damn, Leno and Palin in the same headline and only fifty comments? Where'd all the hate go?
 
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