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2003-04-22 10:29:00 PM  
Murderin' with OJ?
 
2003-04-22 10:29:41 PM  
I get to watch OJ track down the real killers on the nicest golf courses in the country?
 
2003-04-22 10:29:44 PM  
Boobies
 
2003-04-22 10:29:59 PM  
broken boobies
 
2003-04-22 10:31:18 PM  
It's like the Osbournes! Only Ozzy's black. And has an afro. And eats watermelon a lot. And kills his family.

I'd say that I'd like to see that on the Osbournes, but even with her spoiledness I'd still fark Kelly to the dark side of the moon and back. She's still a biatch, though.
 
2003-04-22 10:31:29 PM  
Reality like the reality of killing your ex-wife and her friend?

'cause I'm up for that...
 
2003-04-22 10:31:54 PM  
Reality show with OJ should be called something like, "Damn Right I Killt That Biatch", with a spinoff called "An' Also Ron Goldman"
 
2003-04-22 10:32:01 PM  
Must see TV this...... maybe someone else will get whacked?
 
2003-04-22 10:32:32 PM  
I personally think there's enough golf tournaments on TV as it is, already.

And 24 totally satisfies my lust for real-looking bloodshed. I really don't need it to get any more real than that. Thanks all the same.
 
2003-04-22 10:34:29 PM  
Will the parts with people yelling "murderer" be edited out?
 
2003-04-22 10:34:37 PM  
So how long until Scott Peterson becomes the host of cheaters?
 
2003-04-22 10:35:44 PM  
I wouldnt hit Kelly Osbourne with a plunger strapped onto the tip of a rocket launcher from across the football field while wearing a full body condom and a welding helmet.
 
2003-04-22 10:36:47 PM  
In truth, it's just a remake of "The Fugitive" OJ playing a man hunting down the one-armed man who murdered his wife!!!
 
2003-04-22 10:37:00 PM  
04-22-03 10:34:29 PM
SpudOfDreams
Will the parts with people yelling "murderer" be edited out?


Yes, they'll be digitally edited to where they say attractive and successful African-American.

*slaps back the Fark filter*
 
2003-04-22 10:37:22 PM  
"O.J. Simpson Makes Pass for Reality Show"

See...I'd have gone with "O.J. Takes a Stab at Reality Shows"

But that's just me. Maybe he IS more remembered for his football history?
 
2003-04-22 10:38:41 PM  
SpudOfDreams
Will the parts with people yelling "murderer" be edited out?


Is that like yelling "Freebird!" at a concert? Every time you see OJ, you have to yell "Murderer!" I can go with that.
 
2003-04-22 10:39:33 PM  
Disgusting. How this man is making any more money in the "entertainment" business, or any money at all, after he killed two people is beyond me.
 
2003-04-22 10:40:31 PM  
I cannot F'ing believe they gave this murderer a show.
 
2003-04-22 10:40:36 PM  
The O.J. Show: 'You walks in, but you don't walks out!!'

Now where do I remember that from...
 
2003-04-22 10:41:23 PM  
04-22-03 10:36:47 PM
ZipBeep
In truth, it's just a remake of "The Fugitive" OJ playing a man hunting down the one-armed man who murdered his wife!!!
Really? I would think that would be difficult to slash a woman's (and a man's) throat with one arm. I mean, I would imagine kinda like in End of Evangelion where that dude silently puts his hand on the NERV guy's mouth, and stabs him in the back. Only this time it's slitting two spoiled overtanned shiats in the throat. And to make things even more difficult, how would the one armed man get OJ's blood on that glove without leaving a slit on OJ's body?

That one armed man had to be a freakin' God at things like that. I mean, He'd have to be a farked up Solid Snake or McGuyver to carry that shiat out.

Yes, I am exceptionally drunk. How can you tell?
 
2003-04-22 10:41:53 PM  
i'm ready for the r.kelly show.
 
2003-04-22 10:44:49 PM  
Ignore_This_Post
you'd fark this?
 
2003-04-22 10:46:40 PM  
This guy is one of my favorite psychopaths. "Skin-crawling TV!"
 
2003-04-22 10:48:06 PM  
I'm the first person to admit I'll watch and be entertained by garbage
television. I'll not even touch this show though. I mean the previous
FOX shows are trash, but they are funny. This is a guy who most
folks believed was the killer. It is farking sick.

Stuff O.J.'s head in a toilet and give it the good flush, then take all
his money and donate it to a battered wives and single parents
fund.

....and guess what, I'm a Republican... sometimes we really
do care. ;)

.
 
2003-04-22 10:48:28 PM  
 
2003-04-22 10:49:17 PM  
It's funny...you watch CSI once or twice and you think getting away with a grisly murder is impossible. WTF happened with the juice? Although I do remember hearing about a juror, who after days of DNA testimony said, post trial, something to the effect of 'My cousin has the same blood type as me' or something equally shocking. The whole thing is farked. Good tv though.
 
2003-04-22 10:49:51 PM  


Allll you Ignore_This_Post.
 
2003-04-22 10:51:46 PM  
Let's try this in the correct thread...

Next up, "Real Sex with Roman Polanski."

I hope whatever money this generates for him goes right to the Goldman and Brown families.
 
2003-04-22 10:52:26 PM  
Irockmycat: No, but I'd hit the Kelly from Season II where she was post-dyke, pre-total media whore. She's still a spoiled biatch.

(FYI, his quote was from another thread)
 
2003-04-22 10:52:30 PM  

Hahaha... Stab.


By the way, will Hertz be one of the show's sponsors?

 
2003-04-22 10:53:21 PM  
Seriously, you have a black guy kill an attractive white woman and a handsom white boy. How can this guy not be convicted?

(would any colored farkers out there have any objections to me calling a piece of sh*t like OJ a n*gger? if any black deserves to experience the full wrath of the KKK, it's OJ and his soulless dick-sucking lawyer Cochran but only them. I'm not racist. I hate anybody who kills his wife and her lover and gets away with it scott free)
 
2003-04-22 10:53:21 PM  
Fort Worth, Texas-based Urban America Television Network...

Look out, Fox, ABC, CBS and ABC! You've got some competition!

On the plus side, I think reality shows are on the way out. People are getting tired of the shiat and want to go back to scripted shows. Um, scripted sitcoms and dramas I mean.
 
2003-04-22 10:54:06 PM  
No it wasn't from another thread. Wow. I must be fubared. Either way, Season II, post dyke, pre media whore, and if she shut her big fat farking mouth and stopped screaming. Awww yeah. Then I'd blow Kelly's mind.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2003-04-22 10:54:57 PM  
This is beyond farking SICK.

This son of a biatch MURDERED two people, okay? MURDERED. The mother of his children.

And someone is giving him a farkING TV SHOW?!

The people responsible for this show should be drawn and quartered.

fark tv. fark it in its big biatch mouth.
 
2003-04-22 10:55:19 PM  
He didn't say she was good looking.

I'd hit it. I bet she romps like a kitty with catnip.
 
2003-04-22 10:55:54 PM  
Go Wil!!!


Where do you stand on humping Kelly Osbourne?
 
2003-04-22 10:56:49 PM  
04-22-03 10:53:21 PM
Emperor-Jay
Seriously, you have a black guy kill an attractive white woman and a handsom white boy. How can this guy not be convicted?
(would any colored farkers out there have any objections to me calling a piece of sh*t like OJ a n*gger? if any black deserves to experience the full wrath of the KKK, it's OJ and his soulless dick- sucking lawyer Cochran but only them. I'm not racist. I hate anybody who kills his wife and her lover and gets away with it scott free)


Man...don't blame Cochrane. Everyone is entitled to a defence. Blame OJ, ok...not Johnny though.
 
2003-04-22 10:56:58 PM  
Will his income be derived from Fort Worth, Texas?

Maybe the Goldmans/Browns can garnish these wages, since Florida is real dicky about that.
 
2003-04-22 10:57:54 PM  
This show will never happen, or at least will not air more than two episodes. The public backlash will be too great, the public interest too minimal.

There are some sick people in the TV programming bidness these days... sheesh.
 
2003-04-22 10:58:16 PM  
Cochran provided a hell of a defense and the stupid prosecution couldn't respond.

I lean to the son-did-it trial next, maybe OJ will confess if his son is off the the chair.
 
2003-04-22 10:58:38 PM  
Monica Lewinski = Mr. Personality

OJ Simpson = Mrs. Runawayfromme
 
2003-04-22 10:59:16 PM  
I say we airdrop OJ in the middle of the Old South and right next to a KKK rally. He's the only black guy I wouldn't have any objections over the KKK "messing with".
 
2003-04-22 10:59:26 PM  
Btw, Wil, as your agent {which I am not} I do NOT recommend this as a career path you should consider.

{The Murder-For-Fame thing will become passe shortly}
 
2003-04-22 10:59:27 PM  
"Fort Worth, Texas-based Urban America Television Network.."

This is enough to make me want to pack my stuff and move tomorrow.
 
2003-04-22 10:59:54 PM  
"Loppin off domes, with da Juice"

/Rack me
 
2003-04-22 11:00:00 PM  
Maybe Wil can play Kato Kaelin in any dramatic re-enactments.

Maybe not. :)
 
2003-04-22 11:00:09 PM  
Oh...and regarding OJs trial? Someone told me that his son killed them. Would this account for the DNA? Who knows...
 
2003-04-22 11:01:04 PM  
Nutdip
I don't think that the DNA they used would give the 99.999 [however far]% match with his son that it did with OJ.
 
2003-04-22 11:03:59 PM  
OJ has already had a reality show. It was called his trial. News of the travesty of justice was on constantly.
 
2003-04-22 11:05:07 PM  
I wonder if anybody's ever gotten sued for libel or slander for writing that someone was a murderer when a jury acquitted that someone.

It's just something to keep in mind, especially if you write things in a relatively high profile forum, or you have a higher than normal profile.
 
2003-04-22 11:05:30 PM  
Wil: Laugh, or go insane. Or nail Ozzy's daughter when she's not looking or acting like a whore. Or nail Christina Ricca anytime. Or....

I need to get a girlfriend. It would so rock to touch an actual girl!
 
2003-04-22 11:07:03 PM  
"I'll take 'Really bad ideas' for $500, Alex."
 
2003-04-22 11:07:39 PM  
Venturi_Effect keeping wil on the straight and narrow with friendly reminder... either being a good friend, or malicious (and plotting) enemy!

w00t
 
2003-04-22 11:09:18 PM  
Jikel Mortan

Cochrane has efectively put race relations in this country back 50 years because of his whole "Black people don't commit crimes, it's all a frame-up by whitey." attitude. I try, I really try to be accepting and respectful towards people of color but everytime a black suspect who is baltantly guilty pulls the race card in order to generate enough self-guilt from the white jurors, it almost makes me want to bring back lynch mobs. Just look at the semi-racist comments this thread is making post. I usually never post crap like this but people like OJ tend to bring out the worst in me.

I hope the admins and mods understand that I am not really racist and this is just my way of explaining how much OJ pisses me off. Please, don't ban me over my criticisms of that monster. I feel just as hateful towards Scott Peterson.
 
2003-04-22 11:09:26 PM  
His son? WTF? The kid was about, what?--8 or 10 when this happened? That's just loony.

"If I did do it, it must have been because I loved her very much." Oh, yeah--this man needs a TV show. He could confess right on the air, and no one could do anything about it. Besides kill him, I mean.
 
2003-04-22 11:11:33 PM  
"How to Murder Your Wife And Get Away With It Because LA Just Had a Race Riot Last Year"

They need to shorten the name, though.
 
2003-04-22 11:12:00 PM  

From the Urban American TV Network Website:


Urban America Television is dedicated to serving Urban America with the latest programming and information desired by today's urban families. Our action packed programming includes the talk show Jon, Dr. Sherman C. Gee Allen, and many more. We feature daily movies by famous African American actors along with a first class Reality TV series featuring Crimestrike, State Police, and the Award winning Animal Rescue.


Ah, so "urban families" (WTF?!) want to see a reality show with a murderer? Really? Ooh- it does say that the shows will be "action-packed"... Maybe capturing the carnage on film will be enough to convict him next time (but I'm not betting on it, if he gets a jury lke last time).


Also, not to put too fine a point on it, but can we just be DONE with this "African American" shiate? Those who use that ludicrous nomenclature are easily as "african" as I am Eskimo (which is to say, NOT AT ALL).

 
2003-04-22 11:12:35 PM  
Venturi_Effect

I think OJ's loss of his civil case will prevent any litigation against people that call him "murderer." If I am wrong, I am sure some legal-type Farker will correct me.

It disgusts me that OJ will profit from murdering the mother of his children and that poor guy.
 
2003-04-22 11:13:30 PM  
And to be fair, I say we airdrop Scott Peterson into some middle eastern country with harsh anti-american feelings. Who's left?
 
2003-04-22 11:15:14 PM  
As a friend once said to me, "A n!igger isn't a black person; it's an ignorant person."

Works for me. I know of a few white people that are fit to be called this, including the aforementioned Scott Peterson.
 
2003-04-22 11:15:48 PM  
He should dress like Goucho Marx and name it "You Bet Your Wife".
 
2003-04-22 11:16:12 PM  
Emperer-Jay The prosecutor, Christopher Darden, wrote a book after that trial that totally reamed Cochran for the way he used race. Since Darden is black, it was a pretty interesting read. I guess Cochran accused Darden of being an Uncle Tom for the prosecutor's office, stuff like that. I hadn't read much about Cochran before that, but from that book alone he sounds pretty scummy.
 
2003-04-22 11:17:20 PM  
fark no.
 
2003-04-22 11:18:26 PM  


WE WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
 
2003-04-22 11:18:38 PM  
I might have my sources mixed up Cryinoutloud, but I believe Chris Darden was on Dennis Miller Live once and said close to what Jay has, that Cochran has pushed back race relations around 50 years. If I wasn't lazy git I would dig up a transcript.
 
2003-04-22 11:19:31 PM  
Ok, I've gotta ask Dualm4s...whats up with the monkies?
 
2003-04-22 11:20:16 PM  
The critics are going to slice this one to bits
 
2003-04-22 11:20:34 PM  
monkeys 0wn j00
 
2003-04-22 11:22:09 PM  
Other sponsors for the show:
K-Bar Knives
Bruno Magli Shoes (of course)
Kleenco, Inc. (specializing in removing blood stains)
Any others...?
 
2003-04-22 11:23:30 PM  
whatever the hell type of gloves he had, too
 
2003-04-22 11:23:51 PM  
04-22-03 11:20:34 PM Dualm4s
monkeys 0wn j00


No, monkeys raised me. What's up with the pictures? and don't lie, I'll throw poop.
 
2003-04-22 11:24:34 PM  
Done, done, on to the next one.
 
2003-04-22 11:25:01 PM  
FatherG

Here is a link that talks a bit about that episode of "Dennis Miller Live".

[Geocities, so it will die soon.]
 
2003-04-22 11:27:15 PM  
What better way to sell the new Nichole Brown Simpson PEZ dispenser?
 
2003-04-22 11:28:36 PM  
It disgusts me that OJ will profit from murdering the mother of his children and that poor guy.

Imagine how the families of the dead ones feel. Those two Brown girls stalking and terrorizing O.J.--now that would be a show. They're both lookers too, or at least they used to be.
 
2003-04-22 11:29:39 PM  
OJ is intelligent, articulate and well read not to mention very urbane and used to scrutiny. I'm predicting absorbing television
 
2003-04-22 11:31:34 PM  
Jikel_Morten:

I'd blame the jury first, and the prosecution somewhat, really.

Cochran, as far as I know, merely put up a competent defence of a despicable worm -- which was his job. Since the bulk of the evidence pointed straight at his client's guilt, he played what might have been the only card he had -- relying on the sympathies of the blacks on the jury with the defendant, and their suspicion of The Man.

The jury, however, I'd blame rather harshly for positively responding to that ploy, and the prosecution for failing to convince them otherwise.
 
2003-04-22 11:32:51 PM  
Synchronicity.
 
2003-04-22 11:38:27 PM  
Well, think about it... What got the highest ratings in 95? That's right OJ Stabsons trial.
 
2003-04-22 11:39:40 PM  
He isn't going to sue someone for slander for calling him a murderer. He would be wasting money on a case he would certainly lose. Being found not guilty at trial does not mean that no one is allowed to call you names or they will automatically be guilty of slander.

Also, assuming he did prove his case to a jury that Wil or someone else slandered him, there is a matter of the damages. How much was OJ's reputation hurt by someone calling him a murderer? Not very much. Juries in cases like that usually award a dollar.
 
2003-04-22 11:41:15 PM  
If Wil kills OJ, will he get his own show?
 
2003-04-22 11:45:08 PM  
 
2003-04-22 11:49:17 PM  
Dear OJ,

How do you murder people with those boxing gloves on your hand?

Sincerely,
hardlyneeded.
 
2003-04-22 11:49:30 PM  
OJ can't sue for slander for being called a murder since he lost that civil case that was brought against him for unlawful death. Basically that judge called him a murderer and made him pay money instead of going to jail.

Or was that overturned and I never heard about it?
 
2003-04-22 11:50:40 PM  
WIL:
That was priceless in more than just the mastercard sense. I guess you will be doing exclusively film work.
 
2003-04-22 11:51:13 PM  


If the show's not a hit, you must acquit.
 
2003-04-23 12:01:35 AM  
OJ didn't do it, cause i did!
 
wil [TotalFark]
2003-04-23 12:05:38 AM  
I think I'll be using the "Feh" defense.

oh, uh, allegedly killed them, i mean. allegedly got away with it. allegedly allegedly allegedly.
 
2003-04-23 12:07:38 AM  
You cant really blame Cochrane for OJ getting off. That is the job of the defence attorney. The people I would blame are the LAPD and the LA DA Office.

According to a documentary I saw a while back (I cant remember the name of it), on the night of the murder the same crime scene team went straight from the murder site to OJs home. This is a complete violation of procedure, because it makes cross-contamination much more likely.

They also found that blood samples taken from the crime scene contained a preservative. This preservative should only be used in samples taken directly from the suspect, while sample from the crime scene should be unadulterated. Finding the preservative in the samples from the scene meant either correct procedure was not followed or the samples had been swapped, deliberately or accidentally. As a result, the DNA evidence from the blood stains was considered unreliable.

There are numerous other examples of the prosecution team making errors. The system is set up so the burden of proof is on the prosecution (police and lawyers). Either through incompetence or deliberate evidence-tampering, they failed to make their case and OJ went free.

I personally believe he either did it or is protecting the person who did. However, so much evidence has been lost that I doubt we will every be able to tell for certain unless someone confesses.
 
das
2003-04-23 12:14:38 AM  
This show will be a cut above the other reality shows....
 
2003-04-23 12:15:05 AM  
O.J. is definately very twisted if he thinks hes gonna get good ratings. i mean he's a convicted murderer for Christ sake.. I just really feel bad for the kids mostly.. And i hope nobody watches his stupid lousy show.. I think Will got it right what he said about it.
Thats all
 
2003-04-23 12:23:33 AM  
Asshats, all of them.
 
2003-04-23 12:24:36 AM  
reality show? It's more like a one man Soprano's.
 
2003-04-23 12:25:17 AM  
this is a america, people will watch this show. They love killers! Btw, what's up with americans now-a-days? Why is OJ still walking? I thought christian fundimentalist take care of guys like this when the law doesn't. They must be too busy protestiong and/or killing abortion workers.
 
2003-04-23 12:25:34 AM  
The people responsible for this show should be drawn and quartered.



Hey Wil, perhaps OJ can give you a few pointers on how to butcher people....

/got nothing
 
2003-04-23 12:28:13 AM  
Paperclipse
whatever the hell type of gloves he had, too


That would be Aris-Isotoner.


/reads too farking much
 
2003-04-23 12:30:10 AM  
Right now I'm waiting for TLBreer to jump in with his defense of OJ.
 
2003-04-23 12:41:14 AM  
Here's a positive spin, all the money he makes goes to pay off the judgement against him.
 
2003-04-23 12:41:55 AM  
I can't wait till the season finale when he murders the camera crew
 
2003-04-23 12:44:44 AM  
Actually Kitty he was never convicted although if evidence had been handled better and Mark Furman chose his words more carefully he may have been.
 
2003-04-23 12:44:59 AM  
"The Simpson?"

(sorry if that's already been posted)
 
2003-04-23 12:46:16 AM  
I heartily endorse this event or product.
 
2003-04-23 12:51:41 AM  

moon pie kreations design 2003
 
2003-04-23 01:13:00 AM  
Somehow I don't think this is real, right know he is living of his NFL pension which by law cannot be touched, and living in Florida where your primary "domicile & transportation" are exempt as well.
If OJ is getting any money from this it has to got to the browns/goldmans, which is why he declined some other projects before this.
BTWY: his pension is a rather nice one since it included commercial/NFL/Movie money as well as I belive some investment stuff that can be crammed into a pension.
 
2003-04-23 01:27:20 AM  
 
2003-04-23 01:34:36 AM  
1. I think that Kelly is cute. I probably wouldn't do her though because her personality is just.. she's too much of a teen. Still: cute.

2. I actually belived OJ to be innocent at the time of the trial. I have since then reconsidered......
 
2003-04-23 01:37:53 AM  
Forget this reality show crap, where's the next Naked Gun sequel
 
2003-04-23 01:51:16 AM  
Wydok: Having been found liable in a civil case once before does not mean OJ couldn't sue for slander either. He can sue for someone if he wants, and the previous verdict would have no bearing. The issue is he just couldn't win it, so anyone can say OJ killed his wife and he would never be able to win a verdict so wouldn't try.

Also this show is being made by a network who call themselves "urban" (read: black) where OJ is still overwhelmingly believed to have been innocent and set up by the police. His popularity with blacks and the curious people who think he is a killer will garner good ratings. Perhaps the only drawback might be finding sponsors, but there will likley be companies who will want to target that audience and not worry about minor backlash.
 
2003-04-23 02:14:27 AM  
This is so sad, next they Wil have Blake, Shatner, and Laci's husband doing shows.

Wanna be a star; kill Your Wife!
 
2003-04-23 02:19:47 AM  
Cola

I actually belived OJ to be innocent at the time of the trial. I have since then reconsidered......


How on earth could you think he was innocent? Did you catch any of the trial in Sveden?
 
2003-04-23 02:54:28 AM  
Like the ads for comedy central say....get real.
 
2003-04-23 03:00:16 AM  
I wish it was The Running Man so we could hunt him down and kill him.
 
2003-04-23 03:30:28 AM  
: Probably since the police tried to frame him as soon as it happened. They were overzealous in planting evidence. Reasonable doubt arises when the police act with malice. If they had just done their work properly, it wouldn't have looked so suspicious.
 
2003-04-23 03:31:18 AM  
That was for Kitschnsync
 
2003-04-23 04:42:03 AM  
Apparent Nuisance

The bumbling of the LAPD in no way presented a credible doubt to OJ's culpability. It was only Furman's shady record on race relations and Cochran's ability to purloin that into a conspiracy theory that got OJ off. Nobody with half a brain can credibly deny that OJ is guilty. The physical evidence is overwhelming, he had a history of violence, and his motive was clear. OJ's acquittal will go down in history as one of the great failures of our legal system. I'm still angry over it, obviously. It was a mockery of justice.
 
2003-04-23 06:27:13 AM  
OJ did it.
 
2003-04-23 06:49:38 AM  
NO WAY Inf3ct!!!. Now I'm going to watch my fav reality show...professional wrestling.
 
2003-04-23 07:16:08 AM  
I will forever boycott any network that airs it or ant sponser that advertises on the show.
 
2003-04-23 07:57:11 AM  
According to the article, some of the footage for this "show" was shot way back in 2001. If you're going to make a reality show, try using stuff that was shot recently, not stuff that's been sitting in the vault waiting for OJ to OK it before it goes out.
 
2003-04-23 08:59:14 AM  
The Osbournes jumped the shark after the first season. The second season is when they started scripting everything. blah
 
2003-04-23 09:20:46 AM  
This won't last longer than that Dr. Laura show...
That's all there is to say.
 
2003-04-23 09:28:19 AM  
This is just farktarted....OJ ?????

Who's next. A day in the life of Charles Manson! An afternoon with Bill O'Reilly!
Saddam. Behind the Scenes!

T.V.s crap!
 
2003-04-23 10:38:35 AM  
I'll watch it! Fantastic, and a good way for him to start clearing his name, not to mention paying off his debts! Ha!
 
2003-04-23 12:21:58 PM  
No, they ran out of ideas when they hired Monica Lewinsky for her own show!!! (gulp)

Where's my cigar???
 
2003-04-23 12:26:39 PM  
This sounds like a hoax. A nicely put together press release by a non-existent production company in order to pull off a little social engineering exercise.

If this gets enough press coverage, OJ's people will have to step in and say that it's all news to him. Seriously, I bet the first time he hears about this will be when he reads it on FARK.
 
2003-04-23 12:27:29 PM  
They're about ten years behind with this idea. They should have followed his daily life activities in 92 and 93. I bet the episode where he brutally kills his wife and her friend would be a real ratings grabber
 
2003-04-23 01:02:33 PM  
"Xxxbillybobxxx --- Urban America Television Network? What the hell is that? Or maybe that's the on the channel above the DuMont."

DuMont.. Thats Killer... wait.. bad choice.. Perhaps MUTUAL would be better.. no can't say that.. as 2 were killed.. hmm.. COLUMBIA Broadcasting.. no.. cant say that.. you know.. the Columbian Tie method.. god.. help me out here.. Can he co-host Sabado Gigante with 'that guy' on Saturday Night's
 
2003-04-23 01:42:37 PM  
I just have to ask this...

Cola, are you black?
 
2003-04-23 01:45:57 PM  
For the record, Ron Goldman was not Nicole's boyfriend. What he was doing there was returning a pair of glasses her mother had left behind at the restaurant where he worked.

Betcha anything OJ thought that was a boyfriend and went nuts. And his daughter may have witnessed the entire thing.

Screw double jeopardy law...I say if you're acquitted and it turns out you did it...hey that rhymes!
 
2003-04-23 03:26:32 PM  
What are they calling it, "How To Make Human Pez Dispensers"?

/goes directly to hell
 
2003-04-23 03:27:49 PM  
Damn you TomomyymmoT!!!
 
2003-04-23 06:59:10 PM  
Emperor-Jay, I am a Black woman and I totally agree that OJ is a attractive and successful African-American!!! I also agree with your comment about that murderer Scott Peterson.
 
2003-04-23 07:02:53 PM  
Come on Admins. You let people say a lot worse than the "N" word. I would NEVER, EVER call OJ an attractive and successful African-American!!!
 
2003-04-24 01:57:18 PM  
OJ says: Young and successful, a sex symbol. The biatches want me to fark em - true true
 
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