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2003-04-22 10:29:00 PM
Murderin' with OJ?
 
2003-04-22 10:29:41 PM
I get to watch OJ track down the real killers on the nicest golf courses in the country?
 
2003-04-22 10:29:44 PM
Boobies
 
2003-04-22 10:29:59 PM
broken boobies
 
2003-04-22 10:31:18 PM
It's like the Osbournes! Only Ozzy's black. And has an afro. And eats watermelon a lot. And kills his family.

I'd say that I'd like to see that on the Osbournes, but even with her spoiledness I'd still fark Kelly to the dark side of the moon and back. She's still a biatch, though.
 
2003-04-22 10:31:29 PM
Reality like the reality of killing your ex-wife and her friend?

'cause I'm up for that...
 
2003-04-22 10:31:54 PM
Reality show with OJ should be called something like, "Damn Right I Killt That Biatch", with a spinoff called "An' Also Ron Goldman"
 
2003-04-22 10:32:01 PM
Must see TV this...... maybe someone else will get whacked?
 
2003-04-22 10:32:32 PM
I personally think there's enough golf tournaments on TV as it is, already.

And 24 totally satisfies my lust for real-looking bloodshed. I really don't need it to get any more real than that. Thanks all the same.
 
2003-04-22 10:34:29 PM
Will the parts with people yelling "murderer" be edited out?
 
2003-04-22 10:34:37 PM
So how long until Scott Peterson becomes the host of cheaters?
 
2003-04-22 10:35:44 PM
I wouldnt hit Kelly Osbourne with a plunger strapped onto the tip of a rocket launcher from across the football field while wearing a full body condom and a welding helmet.
 
2003-04-22 10:36:47 PM
In truth, it's just a remake of "The Fugitive" OJ playing a man hunting down the one-armed man who murdered his wife!!!
 
2003-04-22 10:37:00 PM
04-22-03 10:34:29 PM
SpudOfDreams
Will the parts with people yelling "murderer" be edited out?


Yes, they'll be digitally edited to where they say attractive and successful African-American.

*slaps back the Fark filter*
 
2003-04-22 10:37:22 PM
"O.J. Simpson Makes Pass for Reality Show"

See...I'd have gone with "O.J. Takes a Stab at Reality Shows"

But that's just me. Maybe he IS more remembered for his football history?
 
2003-04-22 10:38:41 PM
SpudOfDreams
Will the parts with people yelling "murderer" be edited out?


Is that like yelling "Freebird!" at a concert? Every time you see OJ, you have to yell "Murderer!" I can go with that.
 
2003-04-22 10:39:33 PM
Disgusting. How this man is making any more money in the "entertainment" business, or any money at all, after he killed two people is beyond me.
 
2003-04-22 10:40:31 PM
I cannot F'ing believe they gave this murderer a show.
 
2003-04-22 10:40:36 PM
The O.J. Show: 'You walks in, but you don't walks out!!'

Now where do I remember that from...
 
2003-04-22 10:41:23 PM
04-22-03 10:36:47 PM
ZipBeep
In truth, it's just a remake of "The Fugitive" OJ playing a man hunting down the one-armed man who murdered his wife!!!
Really? I would think that would be difficult to slash a woman's (and a man's) throat with one arm. I mean, I would imagine kinda like in End of Evangelion where that dude silently puts his hand on the NERV guy's mouth, and stabs him in the back. Only this time it's slitting two spoiled overtanned shiats in the throat. And to make things even more difficult, how would the one armed man get OJ's blood on that glove without leaving a slit on OJ's body?

That one armed man had to be a freakin' God at things like that. I mean, He'd have to be a farked up Solid Snake or McGuyver to carry that shiat out.

Yes, I am exceptionally drunk. How can you tell?
 
2003-04-22 10:41:53 PM
i'm ready for the r.kelly show.
 
2003-04-22 10:44:49 PM
Ignore_This_Post
you'd fark this?
 
2003-04-22 10:46:40 PM
This guy is one of my favorite psychopaths. "Skin-crawling TV!"
 
2003-04-22 10:48:06 PM
I'm the first person to admit I'll watch and be entertained by garbage
television. I'll not even touch this show though. I mean the previous
FOX shows are trash, but they are funny. This is a guy who most
folks believed was the killer. It is farking sick.

Stuff O.J.'s head in a toilet and give it the good flush, then take all
his money and donate it to a battered wives and single parents
fund.

....and guess what, I'm a Republican... sometimes we really
do care. ;)

.
 
2003-04-22 10:48:28 PM
 
2003-04-22 10:49:17 PM
It's funny...you watch CSI once or twice and you think getting away with a grisly murder is impossible. WTF happened with the juice? Although I do remember hearing about a juror, who after days of DNA testimony said, post trial, something to the effect of 'My cousin has the same blood type as me' or something equally shocking. The whole thing is farked. Good tv though.
 
2003-04-22 10:49:51 PM


Allll you Ignore_This_Post.
 
2003-04-22 10:51:46 PM
Let's try this in the correct thread...

Next up, "Real Sex with Roman Polanski."

I hope whatever money this generates for him goes right to the Goldman and Brown families.
 
2003-04-22 10:52:26 PM
Irockmycat: No, but I'd hit the Kelly from Season II where she was post-dyke, pre-total media whore. She's still a spoiled biatch.

(FYI, his quote was from another thread)
 
2003-04-22 10:52:30 PM

Hahaha... Stab.


By the way, will Hertz be one of the show's sponsors?

 
2003-04-22 10:53:21 PM
Seriously, you have a black guy kill an attractive white woman and a handsom white boy. How can this guy not be convicted?

(would any colored farkers out there have any objections to me calling a piece of sh*t like OJ a n*gger? if any black deserves to experience the full wrath of the KKK, it's OJ and his soulless dick-sucking lawyer Cochran but only them. I'm not racist. I hate anybody who kills his wife and her lover and gets away with it scott free)
 
2003-04-22 10:53:21 PM
Fort Worth, Texas-based Urban America Television Network...

Look out, Fox, ABC, CBS and ABC! You've got some competition!

On the plus side, I think reality shows are on the way out. People are getting tired of the shiat and want to go back to scripted shows. Um, scripted sitcoms and dramas I mean.
 
2003-04-22 10:54:06 PM
No it wasn't from another thread. Wow. I must be fubared. Either way, Season II, post dyke, pre media whore, and if she shut her big fat farking mouth and stopped screaming. Awww yeah. Then I'd blow Kelly's mind.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2003-04-22 10:54:57 PM
This is beyond farking SICK.

This son of a biatch MURDERED two people, okay? MURDERED. The mother of his children.

And someone is giving him a farkING TV SHOW?!

The people responsible for this show should be drawn and quartered.

fark tv. fark it in its big biatch mouth.
 
2003-04-22 10:55:19 PM
He didn't say she was good looking.

I'd hit it. I bet she romps like a kitty with catnip.
 
2003-04-22 10:55:54 PM
Go Wil!!!


Where do you stand on humping Kelly Osbourne?
 
2003-04-22 10:56:49 PM
04-22-03 10:53:21 PM
Emperor-Jay
Seriously, you have a black guy kill an attractive white woman and a handsom white boy. How can this guy not be convicted?
(would any colored farkers out there have any objections to me calling a piece of sh*t like OJ a n*gger? if any black deserves to experience the full wrath of the KKK, it's OJ and his soulless dick- sucking lawyer Cochran but only them. I'm not racist. I hate anybody who kills his wife and her lover and gets away with it scott free)


Man...don't blame Cochrane. Everyone is entitled to a defence. Blame OJ, ok...not Johnny though.
 
2003-04-22 10:56:58 PM
Will his income be derived from Fort Worth, Texas?

Maybe the Goldmans/Browns can garnish these wages, since Florida is real dicky about that.
 
2003-04-22 10:57:54 PM
This show will never happen, or at least will not air more than two episodes. The public backlash will be too great, the public interest too minimal.

There are some sick people in the TV programming bidness these days... sheesh.
 
2003-04-22 10:58:16 PM
Cochran provided a hell of a defense and the stupid prosecution couldn't respond.

I lean to the son-did-it trial next, maybe OJ will confess if his son is off the the chair.
 
2003-04-22 10:58:38 PM
Monica Lewinski = Mr. Personality

OJ Simpson = Mrs. Runawayfromme
 
2003-04-22 10:59:16 PM
I say we airdrop OJ in the middle of the Old South and right next to a KKK rally. He's the only black guy I wouldn't have any objections over the KKK "messing with".
 
2003-04-22 10:59:26 PM
Btw, Wil, as your agent {which I am not} I do NOT recommend this as a career path you should consider.

{The Murder-For-Fame thing will become passe shortly}
 
2003-04-22 10:59:27 PM
"Fort Worth, Texas-based Urban America Television Network.."

This is enough to make me want to pack my stuff and move tomorrow.
 
2003-04-22 10:59:54 PM
"Loppin off domes, with da Juice"

/Rack me
 
2003-04-22 11:00:00 PM
Maybe Wil can play Kato Kaelin in any dramatic re-enactments.

Maybe not. :)
 
2003-04-22 11:00:09 PM
Oh...and regarding OJs trial? Someone told me that his son killed them. Would this account for the DNA? Who knows...
 
2003-04-22 11:01:04 PM
Nutdip
I don't think that the DNA they used would give the 99.999 [however far]% match with his son that it did with OJ.
 
2003-04-22 11:03:59 PM
OJ has already had a reality show. It was called his trial. News of the travesty of justice was on constantly.
 
2003-04-22 11:05:07 PM
I wonder if anybody's ever gotten sued for libel or slander for writing that someone was a murderer when a jury acquitted that someone.

It's just something to keep in mind, especially if you write things in a relatively high profile forum, or you have a higher than normal profile.
 
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