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(Longview Daily News)   Easter egg hunt interrupted by cow fire   ( divider line
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777 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2003 at 4:15 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-22 09:27:30 AM  
"What are you supposed to do when a cow catches fire?"

Oh, wait... I know this one.
2003-04-22 09:35:36 AM  
2003-04-22 09:38:29 AM  
Mars Attacks!
2003-04-22 09:50:47 AM  
Steak all around for Easter! Dinner is served.
2003-04-22 09:58:40 AM  
PETA where are you???....this guy needs to be brought up on some kind of charges!!! you guys are falling down on your "jobs"....
2003-04-22 10:09:47 AM  
Does that paper employ an editor - or is it just sort of a random smear of magnetic poetry on the corporate fridge?
2003-04-22 10:34:29 AM  
Great Headlin. I was laughing before I even clicked on the article.
2003-04-22 10:48:35 AM  
Great headline, great article, great use of the Weird tag.

Articles like this are why I read Fark. I mean, WTF is a cow doing on fire? I'm *still* laughing at it...
2003-04-22 10:48:52 AM  
That's what happens when you stand behind Bessie, sniffing her pousse, after she just ate cow tacos.
2003-04-22 12:16:33 PM  
Goodness gracious, great bulls on fire.
2003-04-22 12:49:23 PM  
Dang cow fires are always ruining all the fun i tells ya.
2003-04-22 01:17:21 PM  
"They're not like you and me, you know."

Well, maybe not like you, dinky-dingus.

/insecure and compensating
2003-04-22 03:19:22 PM  
Stop, drop, and place on a roll. Mmmmm.....

Flame-licked tasty goodness.
2003-04-22 04:12:32 PM  
sounds like another mysterous case of spontaneous cowbustion...

mer / so ashamed.
2003-04-22 04:18:42 PM  
Am I the only person who really wishes there were a video?
2003-04-22 04:19:38 PM  
Not that I revel in other's pain, but, a cow with its head of fire just seems like good highbrow comedy.
2003-04-22 04:19:42 PM  
Cowlitz 2 Fire and Rescue crews were summoned to the pasture

does anyone else think that cowlitz is funny, considering the context?

2003-04-22 04:19:54 PM  
"The fire was shooting out of his mouth," said party-goer Dan Hamer.

Hmmm. what to do, what to do...

a) obscure Greek mythology reference
b) obvious reference to:party-goer' and consumption of alcohol prior to making statement
c) StrongBad and burnination

Oh, well....

"And Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
2003-04-22 04:19:57 PM  
Its like hitchhikers, where the animal is bred to serve itself as food. This bull was just making hamburgers.
2003-04-22 04:20:24 PM  

""What are you supposed to do when a cow catches fire?" she said."

Grab some A1 Sauce and a steakknife ! MAN, this must be done at the next Fark Party. Let's Meet the Meat !

2003-04-22 04:21:43 PM  
Mandrake no, you're not.

that article was so badly written, but comic genius none the less.

"What are you supposed to do when a cow catches fire?"
hee hee ha ha...heh...oh man...
2003-04-22 04:21:57 PM  
New breed of cattle COOKS ITSELF!

Will wonders never cease.
2003-04-22 04:22:03 PM  
"The near-distaster began Sunday late Sunday afternoon in Rose Valley when Lucky..."

am i the only one who noticed this?
2003-04-22 04:22:04 PM  
Thank god the bull's safe. Now they can kill him and eat him.
2003-04-22 04:22:13 PM  
fetche la vache
2003-04-22 04:22:26 PM  
"Its like hitchhikers, where the animal is bred to serve itself as food. This bull was just making hamburgers."

Damn you pre-posting my reference cause you travel in the Heart of Gold . Bastard.

2003-04-22 04:23:08 PM  
life must really suck for that cow if your trying to commit flame broiled hari-kari.
2003-04-22 04:23:17 PM  
In Zovi3t Ru$$ia the cows burn j00!!!1
2003-04-22 04:23:45 PM  
No you're not Mandrake
2003-04-22 04:23:58 PM  
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2003-04-22 04:24:02 PM  
Ok, I spit water all over the place after reading that article. The comments are hilarious too.

2003-04-22 04:24:29 PM  
"Cowlitz 2" replaces the original Burning Cow response team
2003-04-22 04:24:41 PM  
Ahhh, nothing symbolizes the Resurrection of Jesus more than a bull with its head on fire!!!

Too much "The Ten Commandments" over the weekend.

Edward G. Robinson (sp?) is still echoing though my head...

" mug...yarrrhh!"
2003-04-22 04:24:53 PM  
I've never commotion seen the word commotion used commotion in a sentence like that, what a commotion

those elderly reporters, feh
2003-04-22 04:26:08 PM  
Did someone say commotion?
2003-04-22 04:26:10 PM  
The fire singed off Lucky's hair, but the bull ate some grain shortly after the commotion and otherwise seemed fine after all the commotion, Sweet said.

What commotion?
2003-04-22 04:29:27 PM  
are they sure it wasn't one of those flaming feathered gaz..oh nevermind!
2003-04-22 04:29:56 PM  
"It just burnt his hair off," he said. "They're not like you and me, you know." shiat... and I was looking forward to playing with my teets tonight.
2003-04-22 04:31:24 PM  
"What are you supposed to do when a cow catches fire?"
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2003-04-22 04:32:53 PM  
"What are you supposed to do when a cow catches fire?"

Tip it into a puddle.
2003-04-22 04:33:02 PM  
Mmm... steak.
2003-04-22 04:33:21 PM  
I think in honor of such ass-tards we should get a petition going to get the brothers Chap to include the burning Bull in the next installment of Strongbad....

I'm thinking "The Cheat rides again" with strongbad riding the head-flaming bull
2003-04-22 04:34:04 PM  
it'll be an easter egg

/groans to self in the corner
2003-04-22 04:35:18 PM  
Is that how Chocolate Milk is made?

(by "Chocolate Milk", i simply mean the milk is "brown" thus possibly burnt)
2003-04-22 04:36:03 PM  
I had my own burning cow experience. They must not be as uncommon as I thought.
2003-04-22 04:36:14 PM  
"What are you supposed to do when a cow catches fire?"

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Call the Cow Fire Department?

(I hope that worked. I suck at HTML.)
2003-04-22 04:37:10 PM  

I really want a steak now. but I don't want it on fire, it has to be rare. mmmmmmmm
2003-04-22 04:38:02 PM  
Flame's for wussies...

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2003-04-22 04:39:06 PM  
much better than my find
2003-04-22 04:39:18 PM  
Funny, Adm_crunch!
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