Any sign that it used to be able to fly?

Say, with Sean Connery inside?

Still dwarfed by the statue of Rameses II in Memphis.

Bonanza Jellybean: Still dwarfed by the statue of Rameses II in Memphis.

I thought that was Elvis.

real_headhoncho: Born in Arizona?

moved to Babylonia.....

Did he do the monkey?

NYRBill: real_headhoncho: Born in Arizona?

moved to Babylonia.....

Condo made of stone-a?

Woken up.

"The head of Amenhotep III, which alone is about the height of a person"

He must have been quite tall. I thought people back then were shorter.

He gave his life for tourism.

greentea1985: Hatshepsut, the first female Pharoh.



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Flebdep!

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Head buried in its jammies?

Is that some kind of fancy talk for being uncircumcised?

This is what the Egyptian Culture Ministry should be doing more of, finding new antiquities instead of bullying foreign museums into returning old ones.

Same goes for Greece and Italy.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Head buried in its jammies?

Is that some kind of fancy talk for being uncircumcised?

No, for you young folks... you see, a long time ago, Steve Martin was funny. He was _really_ funny, because cocaine does that to people. He used to be on this show that was also _really_ funny, mostly because everyone on and around the show used cocaine. Anyway, one night on that show, he sang this song called "King Tut", which was a novelty song because they were parading the corpse of King Tutankahmun around the US at the time, and it was pretty funny (funnier still if you were on cocaine, of course), and one of the lyri...

You know what, nevermind. I've got onions to tie on my belt and quarters to turn into bees.

/wikipedia (pops) is really farkin cool

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Mudo: Veteran of the Cola Wars: Head buried in its jammies?

Is that some kind of fancy talk for being uncircumcised?

No, for you young folks... you see, a long time ago, Steve Martin was funny. He was _really_ funny, because cocaine does that to people. He used to be on this show that was also _really_ funny, mostly because everyone on and around the show used cocaine. Anyway, one night on that show, he sang this song called "King Tut", which was a novelty song because they were parading the corpse of King Tutankahmun around the US at the time, and it was pretty funny (funnier still if you were on cocaine, of course), and one of the lyri...

You know what, nevermind. I've got onions to tie on my belt and quarters to turn into bees.

/wikipedia (pops) is really farkin cool

Yeah I know. I remember when Steve Martin was still funny. Like The Jerk. Or Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Well eeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

Did they have yodas and shiat on 'em?

How long until the Taliban blows this up?

That face does look like a woman.

I heard he wore cruel shoes and had a googolphonic stereo. Oh wait, wrong bits.

YakBoy42: greentea1985: Hatshepsut, the first female Pharoh.



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plywoodjungle: I heard he wore cruel shoes and had a googolphonic stereo. Oh wait, wrong bits.

What the hell is that???

rev. dave: That face does look like a woman.

The beard got knocked off.

Phil Herup: JonnyBGoode: plywoodjungle: I heard he wore cruel shoes and had a googolphonic stereo. Oh wait, wrong bits.


What the hell is that???



Hey get off his lawn! Did your mom teach you to talk wrong?

I threw dog poop on her shoes and broke up with her.

Hillbilly Jim: Did he do the monkey?

He did walk like an Egyptian.

For those needing to see the funny:
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/to lazy to find an ad-free one.

greentea1985: That's kinda cool. Amenhotep III was one of the major pharohs, second only to Rameses II when it came to building things. Rameses was fond of taking things Amenhotep built and sticking his name on them. If you don't know who Amenhotep III is, he's the Pharoh right after Hatshepsut, the first female Pharoh.

Um...FAIL.

Thutmose III followed Hatshepsut. Thutmose III was a military genius.

Amenhotep III was Akhenaten's father. Amenhotep III was the son of Thutmose IV, who rediscovered the Sphinx after it had been engulfed by sand.

Khazar-Khum: greentea1985: That's kinda cool. Amenhotep III was one of the major pharohs, second only to Rameses II when it came to building things. Rameses was fond of taking things Amenhotep built and sticking his name on them. If you don't know who Amenhotep III is, he's the Pharoh right after Hatshepsut, the first female Pharoh.

Um...FAIL.

Thutmose III followed Hatshepsut. Thutmose III was a military genius.

Amenhotep III was Akhenaten's father. Amenhotep III was the son of Thutmose IV, who rediscovered the Sphinx after it had been engulfed by sand.

NERD FIGHT!!

hudef: rev. dave: That face does look like a woman.

The beard got knocked off.

Then it would look like a bearded woman. Look at the cheekbones and chin, its a woman!

3400 years ago, why that's half as old as the earth!

ramen_for_all: 3400 years ago, why that's half as old as the earth!

Where are all the dinosaurs then?

Khazar-Khum: greentea1985: That's kinda cool. Amenhotep III was one of the major pharohs, second only to Rameses II when it came to building things. Rameses was fond of taking things Amenhotep built and sticking his name on them. If you don't know who Amenhotep III is, he's the Pharoh right after Hatshepsut, the first female Pharoh.

Um...FAIL.

Thutmose III followed Hatshepsut. Thutmose III was a military genius.

Amenhotep III was Akhenaten's father. Amenhotep III was the son of Thutmose IV, who rediscovered the Sphinx after it had been engulfed by sand.

He also changed the head of the sphinx. It used to be a lion.

plywoodjungle: I heard he wore cruel shoes and had a googolphonic stereo. Oh wait, wrong bits.

I still have my Moon-rock needle

rev. dave: hudef: rev. dave: That face does look like a woman.

The beard got knocked off.

Then it would look like a bearded woman. Look at the cheekbones and chin, its a woman!

One thing to consider is that the statue was designed to be looked up at. Thus if the effect of foreshortening is taken into consideration, the chin would appear more pronounced

REMEMBER ME!

kronicfeld: Omelet DU fromage...

those French, they have a different word for EVERYTHING

c'mon people where are the mandatory Stargate references.

/yadda yadda yadda.