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(Star-Magazine (UK))   Julianne Moore, nude star of The End of the Affair, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Body of Evidence Short Cuts and forthcoming lesbian adventure movie Chloe, claims she hates taking her clothes off   (star-magazine.co.uk) divider line 98
    More: Ironic, Big Lebowski, Julianne Moore, adventure film, Amanda Seyfried, nude scene, The End of the Affair, Short Cuts, Evidence Short  
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2010-02-28 08:04:15 AM  
That's my robe.
 
2010-02-28 08:26:34 AM  
Unless it really ties the movie together.
 
2010-02-28 09:30:46 AM  
My penis hates that, too. It usually results in me pounding one off.
 
2010-02-28 10:06:13 AM  
I think it was Burt Lancaster who said that he hated taking his shirt off in the movies because the exercise and dieting to get in shape.

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2010-02-28 10:20:27 AM  
Her scene in Short Cuts took me by surprise because I didn't know it was coming up. It wasn't just a flash of boobie or ass, it was a LONG scene of full-frontal nakedness showing her big, red bush in all it's glory.

I was kind of amazed. Sure, I've seen plenty of porn, but you don't often see such stuff with a top-name Hollywood actress in an R-rated film. It was awesome. Check it out if you haven't seen it.
 
2010-02-28 12:15:11 PM  
images.fanpop.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
images.askmen.com
www.reganleigh.com

Yes, please
 
2010-02-28 12:18:36 PM  
I hate it when she takes her clothes off, too. Better to just leave them off entirely.
 
2010-02-28 12:36:06 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

She would make the greatest first lady, ever.
 
2010-02-28 12:47:34 PM  
Julianne Moore

/fap
 
2010-02-28 12:54:21 PM  
badadvice.typepad.com
 
2010-02-28 12:56:45 PM  
forums.gamesforwindows.com

Nope. It's Lent.
 
2010-02-28 12:58:43 PM  
In that case, thanks for taking one for the team!
 
2010-02-28 01:06:14 PM  
Julianne, moar
 
2010-02-28 01:18:03 PM  
Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.
 
2010-02-28 01:18:22 PM  
Vagina.
 
2010-02-28 01:18:51 PM  
Best thing is that she's such a great actress that you've always got that as a cover story.
 
2010-02-28 01:20:44 PM  
Mentat: Vagina.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2010-02-28 01:28:14 PM  
How else are we going to know if she's a natural redhead?
 
2010-02-28 01:28:47 PM  
WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.


WTF indeed! How do you give up fapping for Lent? Did you give up sex too or, no, let me guess: you're still a virgin, right? Anal intercourse is still intercourse, no matter if your hymen is intact or not.

A headline about a redhead and very few pictures. You're failing me today Farkers, you are failing me.

images.askmen.com

seriesandtv.com

doctorwendigo.files.wordpress.com

/all are hot
//and so are the links
 
2010-02-28 01:30:28 PM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-28 01:32:08 PM  
WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.


Yes. I only Fap to Jesus for the next 6 weeks.
 
2010-02-28 01:34:24 PM  
McDonough35: A headline about a redhead and very few pictures. You're failing me today Farkers, you are failing me.

OK. I'll pith in:

www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2010-02-28 01:34:40 PM  
Moore on "30 Rock" recently... 50-year-old hotness!
 
2010-02-28 01:35:15 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: OK. I'll pith in:

PITCH in

/my typing hand is busy right now
 
2010-02-28 01:36:56 PM  
I may have to take my wife to go see this Chloe movie. I just tell her it is a chick flick about female bonding. That should work.
 
2010-02-28 01:36:59 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: Lionel Mandrake: OK. I'll pith in:

PITCH in

/my typing hand is busy right now


ewwwwwwwwwww.
 
2010-02-28 01:38:11 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: Yes, please

Oh my god I love that first picture.
 
2010-02-28 01:49:07 PM  
Gunderson: WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.

Yes. I only Fap to Jesus for the next 6 weeks.


You sound like your in love with him?
www.brightestyoungthings.com
 
2010-02-28 01:50:01 PM  
McDonough35: WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.

WTF indeed! How do you give up fapping for Lent? Did you give up sex too or, no, let me guess: you're still a virgin, right? Anal intercourse is still intercourse, no matter if your hymen is intact or not.

A headline about a redhead and very few pictures. You're failing me today Farkers, you are failing me.

/all are hot
//and so are the links


why is it when ever there is a redhead thread Maria Thayer gets left out?

l.yimg.com
 
2010-02-28 01:52:16 PM  
To be fair to her, I hate what I do for a living as well, but do it because I'm paid piles of money.
 
2010-02-28 01:53:32 PM  
Jakevol2: why is it when ever there is a redhead thread Maria Thayer gets left out?

Cuz nobody knows who she is?
 
2010-02-28 01:55:07 PM  
Seems I remember her telling James Lipton the exact opposite.

It's hard to forget such things.

/great actress
//is super hot
 
2010-02-28 01:59:05 PM  
Jakevol2: McDonough35: WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.

WTF indeed! How do you give up fapping for Lent? Did you give up sex too or, no, let me guess: you're still a virgin, right? Anal intercourse is still intercourse, no matter if your hymen is intact or not.

A headline about a redhead and very few pictures. You're failing me today Farkers, you are failing me.

/all are hot
//and so are the links

why is it when ever there is a redhead thread Maria Thayer gets left out?


Copperhead!

Want, man. Want.
 
2010-02-28 01:59:21 PM  
McDonough35: WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.

WTF indeed! How do you give up fapping for Lent? Did you give up sex too or, no, let me guess: you're still a virgin, right? Anal intercourse is still intercourse, no matter if your hymen is intact or not.


Learn to read.

/this thread needs more Christina Hendricks
 
2010-02-28 02:00:06 PM  
Jakevol2: McDonough35: WTF Indeed: Gunderson: Nope. It's Lent.

You must really love Jesus.

WTF indeed! How do you give up fapping for Lent? Did you give up sex too or, no, let me guess: you're still a virgin, right? Anal intercourse is still intercourse, no matter if your hymen is intact or not.

A headline about a redhead and very few pictures. You're failing me today Farkers, you are failing me.

/all are hot
//and so are the links

why is it when ever there is a redhead thread Maria Thayer gets left out?


Because you c*cked-blocked her Boobs with a book?
 
2010-02-28 02:01:23 PM  
Shrugging Atlas Quote 2010-02-28 01:52:16 PM
To be fair to her, I hate what I do for a living as well, but do it because I'm paid piles of money.


You're Jay Leno?

Why you prick, I hate your show!
 
2010-02-28 02:03:00 PM  
The dialogue in Knocked Up about Short Cuts is quite good. "Bush but no boobs, the Julianne Moore Special."
 
2010-02-28 02:03:24 PM  
Jakevol2: why is it when ever there is a redhead thread Maria Thayer gets left out?



"Well, there's no room for Rory in these threads! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents....these threads are for pussies!"

/Fap.
 
2010-02-28 02:07:10 PM  
Zombie Hitler: Copperhead!

Want, man. Want.


Yeah, I could go for a Littlenut right about now.
 
2010-02-28 02:09:42 PM  
Epsilon: Her scene in Short Cuts took me by surprise because I didn't know it was coming up. It wasn't just a flash of boobie or ass, it was a LONG scene of full-frontal nakedness showing her big, red bush in all it's glory.

I was kind of amazed. Sure, I've seen plenty of porn, but you don't often see such stuff with a top-name Hollywood actress in an R-rated film. It was awesome. Check it out if you haven't seen it.


I came here to say this. I missed the entire dialogue of the scene because I was all, "check out that nice bush!" She was ironing clothes if I remember correctly. Very hot.
 
2010-02-28 02:18:57 PM  
mr_larry: Epsilon: Her scene in Short Cuts took me by surprise because I didn't know it was coming up. It wasn't just a flash of boobie or ass, it was a LONG scene of full-frontal nakedness showing her big, red bush in all it's glory.

I was kind of amazed. Sure, I've seen plenty of porn, but you don't often see such stuff with a top-name Hollywood actress in an R-rated film. It was awesome. Check it out if you haven't seen it.

I came here to say this. I missed the entire dialogue of the scene because I was all, "check out that nice bush!" She was ironing clothes if I remember correctly. Very hot.


Wait, naked AND ironing?

I.. I think I'm in love.
 
2010-02-28 02:31:32 PM  
Lena Heady was a redhead in Imagine Me & You, in which she had lesbianism on a bed of roses with Piper Perabo and got thorns in her ass. Just a tip for the Sarah Connor fans.

Moore has a freakazoid head. In profile she's repellent. Completely non-human, direct from the mothership.
 
2010-02-28 02:32:17 PM  
ninthkeys: mr_larry: Epsilon: Her scene in Short Cuts took me by surprise because I didn't know it was coming up. It wasn't just a flash of boobie or ass, it was a LONG scene of full-frontal nakedness showing her big, red bush in all it's glory.

I was kind of amazed. Sure, I've seen plenty of porn, but you don't often see such stuff with a top-name Hollywood actress in an R-rated film. It was awesome. Check it out if you haven't seen it.

I came here to say this. I missed the entire dialogue of the scene because I was all, "check out that nice bush!" She was ironing clothes if I remember correctly. Very hot.

Wait, naked AND ironing?

I.. I think I'm in love.


Only naked from the waist down. The best kind of nudity!
 
2010-02-28 02:34:38 PM  
halfmoth: Moore on "30 Rock" recently... 50-year-old hotness!

I found her Boston accent on the show annoying.
 
2010-02-28 02:44:27 PM  
Babbs: halfmoth: Moore on "30 Rock" recently... 50-year-old hotness!

I found her Boston accent on the show annoying.


Way over the top. Almost as bad as Martin Sheen in The Departed.

/Microprocessors
 
2010-02-28 02:45:44 PM  
I hate when that ugly, skinny redhead takes her clothes off too.


Oh, and she can't act.


She's really worthless on all levels.
 
2010-02-28 03:11:00 PM  
radioman_: Lena Heady was a redhead in Imagine Me & You, in which she had lesbianism on a bed of roses with Piper Perabo and got thorns in her ass. Just a tip for the Sarah Connor fans.


Ok, calm down everyone. It's a good movie as far as Notting Hill-style romantic comedies go, but there's not much to look at in the nudity department. In fact, some of the performances are stellar, especially the boyfriend. Anyways, the most ridiculous thing about this movie is that there is no nudity and very little swearing and it got an R rating. Make of that what you want.

/Also, Lena Headey in anything is usually win.
 
2010-02-28 03:16:23 PM  
radioman_:
Moore has a freakazoid head. In profile she's repellent. Completely non-human, direct from the mothership.


the-feeding-tube.com

Your only hope is that the big Lebowski kills you before Julianne Moore can cut your dick off.
 
2010-02-28 03:25:41 PM  
RadioactiveApe: Your only hope is that the big Lebowski kills you before Julianne Moore can cut your dick off.

Johnson?
 
2010-02-28 03:27:35 PM  
So, I've never heard of this movie, "Body of Evidence Short Cuts". Anyone know anything about it?
 
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