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(Fox News)   Women find balding, middle-aged White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer a sexual icon   ( divider line
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2003-04-22 03:43:34 AM  
no, women find vast wealth, dishonesty, sleaze, and unimaginable power sexual icons.

2003-04-22 04:18:08 AM  
Yeah, but what kind of car does he drive?

/chicks aren't really that shallow are they?
2003-04-22 04:26:45 AM  
Oh yeah, where did they find him one?

Hee hee, ha ha, ho ho, I am so darned funny. Nothing like a joke about syntactic ambiguity to get the laughs up.
2003-04-22 08:02:58 AM  
Alright, shut up neutron5o. We'll have none of that tomfoolery in here. This is fark, dammit.
2003-04-22 09:04:58 AM  
No, FOX executives want women to find Ari Fleischer to be a sexual icon because they're all balding and middle-aged, too, and they're having trouble getting laid with anyone other than their wives.
2003-04-22 09:10:23 AM  
Let's send Anna Nicole to see him, Nihil8r.
2003-04-22 09:14:42 AM  
Power is an aphrodisiac. That's all I can figure.
2003-04-22 09:42:07 AM  
excerpts from fan mail to White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer posted on the Web.

OK, that's all I need to know. That and Fox is the ones reporting it.

Nobody would ever fib when posting in a guestbook on a web site...
2003-04-22 09:51:33 AM  
*yawn* Women like dickheads. This is news?
2003-04-22 09:53:13 AM  
Is it just me or does Ari just scream gay?
2003-04-22 09:58:35 AM  

I don't know if he is gay or not, but he looks like a giant penis standing behind that lectern at the press conferences. I'll bet if you loosened his tie, a foreskin would pop up over his face.
2003-04-22 10:37:21 AM  


Now that's just denial.
2003-04-22 10:46:26 AM  
Yes, but I don't want to hear about who Ann Coulter thinks is a sexual icon. At least not until she shuts up and eats a sandwich.
2003-04-22 12:15:13 PM  
Fox News is really getting over the top. It's bad enough that they try to create the impression that Dubya isn't a drooling moron, but trying to convince their viewers that Ari Fleischer is some kind of stud is even more delusional. Put it to the test--are there any Farkettes here who can honestly say that they think Fleischer is some kind of smokin' hottie dude?

And no, Johnc98, it's not just you--I always thought the same thing, and he sets off a lot of other people's gaydar.
2003-04-22 02:36:08 PM  
04-16-03 10:42:08 PM Yammering_Splat_Vector

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2003-04-22 02:52:23 PM  
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Must have been Marisa Tomei...
2003-04-22 03:12:36 PM  
ew. definately not all women. ick.
2003-04-22 03:12:40 PM  
I will have to disagree with that one.
2003-04-22 03:14:03 PM  
We're two teenage girls with a political icon crush! Strange? Yes! But he's a cool guy!"

I'll give 3 to 1, these girls have a webcam site
2003-04-22 03:14:17 PM  
I am comforted when Fox refers to a republican press secratery as a spinmeister.
2003-04-22 03:14:27 PM  
thats it, there is no way this picture does not scream PHOTOSHOP
2003-04-22 03:14:27 PM  
Wow, Kitschnsync! I am both disgusted AND amused at the same time! The internal dissonance is incredible.
2003-04-22 03:14:38 PM  
Hellllllllllllllllllllll, no.
2003-04-22 03:14:55 PM  
It's because when he goes around wearing a turtleneck sweater he looks like a huge penis.

Women luv da cock. Or so I've heard.
2003-04-22 03:14:55 PM  
speaking of the White House press briefings....who's that fat balding guy that sits in the front that always stirring up trouble for Ari and Ashcroft?
2003-04-22 03:15:07 PM  
Kitschnsync thank you oh so much for that visual. i'm still laughing.
2003-04-22 03:15:12 PM  
The is a fine line between balding and bald.
2003-04-22 03:15:37 PM  
There is something about that man that just screams ICK! This farkette finds him repugnant.
2003-04-22 03:15:46 PM  
Oooh, power and ego turn me on. What a dreamboat...just think, if I was a rogue nation, he'd bomb me into oblivion while telling the world that I was naughty.... This isn't all that surprising though. I know a woman who professed to a group of women that Dick Cheney turned her on. She genuinely was confused by the looks of pain and dry heaving that ensued...
2003-04-22 03:15:58 PM  
I'm not a woman, nor do I find balding middle-aged press secretaries hot. However I can say that after recently seeing a commercial in which a budhist nun is sitting beside a catholic nun, and they are demonstrating thier commonality in a breakfast choice, and I realized, that chicks who shave thier head are hot. Well for that matter, the chick in the nun's habit was hot too. I guess I just think chicks are hot.
2003-04-22 03:16:34 PM reported by Fox News. Feh.
2003-04-22 03:16:42 PM  
"My friend and I have our own 'club' for Ari and are big fans!" wrote two girls from Washington State on Ari Fan Club, one of several sites devoted to Fleischer. "He is just very comforting and ... nice. He is so eloquent and trustable! We are definitely fans of Ari! ... We're two teenage girls with a political icon crush! Strange? Yes! But he's a cool guy!"

Dear God, please make the hurting stop. Why can't we pass a law where anyone between the ages of 13 and 21 is not allowed to communicate, be it verbally or otherwise?

I don't know if he is sexy, but Mr. Fleischer is definitely a badass. Anyone who can handle the rabid Press like he can is OK in my book.
2003-04-22 03:16:56 PM  
That man's hairline isn't just receding, it's in full retreat...
2003-04-22 03:17:00 PM  
Donald Rumsfield was named one of the top 25 sexiest men by People Magazine.
2003-04-22 03:17:35 PM  
2003-04-22 03:17:48 PM  
...not that i read people.
2003-04-22 03:17:51 PM  
WTF? "Oh, hellllll no!" is an understatement! Must've been a poll exclusive to those women who dig lying, cheating toadying bastard men.

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm a lesbian anywho...

Still, he's a troll.
2003-04-22 03:18:14 PM  
I have supreme self-confidence, and they just call me an asshole.

2003-04-22 03:18:15 PM  

You beat me to it. Didn't see that. Well done. I apologize.
2003-04-22 03:18:30 PM  
If balding, middle-aged men are attractive these days, about 65% of you guys are in luck.
2003-04-22 03:19:12 PM  
Johnc98 writes:

Is it just me or does Ari just scream gay?

Goes undetected past my gaydar, sorry. Actually I could see him appealing to a certain type of woman. As has been pointed out, the Marisa Tomei type.

Remember kids, there are people trying to convince us Susan Saradon and Goldie Hawn are still hot too. Absolutely they are...if this is 1983. If so, I'm late to class, seeeeezzzya......

2003-04-22 03:19:19 PM  
"Women find balding, middle-aged White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer a sexual icon"

Some women are into scat too.
2003-04-22 03:19:30 PM  
Kitschnsync: No foreskin - he's Jewish. They chopped that off long ago.
2003-04-22 03:19:37 PM  
FOX News? Oh... what a surprise... golly.
2003-04-22 03:19:52 PM  
everyone is stuuuupid, everyone is stuuuuuupid..

CMON sing it with me!!!

the world is full of mooooooorons cha cha cha....

remember kids, ask for fresh meat this holiday season!
2003-04-22 03:19:59 PM  

Dear jebus man - how many times you gonna post that thing today??? At least make a new one.
2003-04-22 03:20:11 PM  
I don't know if he is gay or not, but he looks like a giant penis..."

But you see, this is entirely wrong, wrong wrong ! Until I saw Ari on tv, I would have never thought I would ever see a penis spout shait. But then, I never thought an arsehole could be so big.

2003-04-22 03:20:35 PM  
Okay so now I have to shave my head and eat matzo ball soup to get laid?

Count me out.
2003-04-22 03:20:56 PM  
Does any body have a picture of the 26 year old that actually married him?
2003-04-22 03:21:19 PM  
foxnews = dim-witted asshat republican circle jerk.

case in point.

that whole 'fair and objective' ad-campaign of theirs is about as easy to swallow as 'milosevic for head of unicef'

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