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(The Consumerist)   Tinkerbell's vajayjay has been recalled   (consumerist.com) divider line 88
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2010-02-27 04:33:40 PM
Oops. Somebody must have said "I do not believe in fairy vajayjays."

/claps hands
 
2010-02-27 04:35:43 PM
Fondly?
 
2010-02-27 04:43:25 PM
fap fap fap fap
 
2010-02-27 04:54:33 PM
She's like a thousand years old...I think she's had some work done on it.
 
2010-02-27 05:16:12 PM
abb3w: Apparently, there's too much lead sand in the "pixie dust charm" connector.

FTFY
 
2010-02-27 05:40:57 PM
Wow, Peter Pan and Capt Hook have that thing all red and swollen.
 
2010-02-27 05:42:08 PM
Tsumani
 
2010-02-27 05:44:00 PM
looks more like something that prolapses
 
2010-02-27 05:44:34 PM
tinkerbell's sexless in the original. i believe it is more of a sprite type entity.
 
2010-02-27 05:45:02 PM
I didn't know Georgia O'Keefe had keychains!
 
2010-02-27 05:45:50 PM
AbbeySomeone: Tsumani

CNN FAIL

oprahs vayjayjay also
 
2010-02-27 05:47:06 PM
That is one blown out "rosebud".
 
2010-02-27 05:47:37 PM
Man she's hardcore, even has a hood piercing.
 
2010-02-27 05:47:47 PM
More like a "Pink Sock" keychain.
 
2010-02-27 05:48:55 PM
Man her snatch is pretty beat, even Peter Pan must've had a crack at that.

/Or maybe the captain put his hook in there
//Or maybe the alligator...
 
2010-02-27 05:49:16 PM
Son of Thunder: Oops. Somebody must have said "I do not believe in fairy vajayjays."

/claps hands


Tinkerbell got your clap, then? Figures, that trollop.
 
2010-02-27 05:50:01 PM
Tinkerbell is kinda a biatch in the stories.
 
2010-02-27 05:50:51 PM
"Ooo, it's reddish/pinkish colored and vaguely shaped like a tunnel/cylinder! It MUST be genitalia!!!one!ONE!"

*sigh*

/Wish my migraine would go away so I could find this amusing.
 
2010-02-27 05:50:55 PM
That is offensive, Tinkerbell has brown hair.
 
2010-02-27 05:51:23 PM
Choking gagging hazard
 
2010-02-27 05:52:29 PM
Wow. So maybe Tinkerbell will start being used in sex education videos. This could be the start of something big. Disney doesn't know yet that they've hit a gold mine.
I would have totally listened to those videos if they'd had Tink in them. She's so relatable! Abstinence is cool because Tink said so!

/yeah right
//would still be the bad girl I am today, just covered in pixie dust, or something
 
2010-02-27 05:52:32 PM
You can "tinker with my bell," if you know what I'm saying...
 
2010-02-27 05:54:54 PM
looks like it would go together fairly well with penis from the cover of The Little Mermaid.

dirtygurl.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-27 05:56:52 PM
angeltox:

//would still be the bad girl I am today, just covered in pixie dust, or something


Huh...I thought they called that that stuff stripper glitter/slut dust.
 
2010-02-27 05:56:54 PM
Now these two above would be known as "pen*s" brothers...
 
2010-02-27 05:57:36 PM
She should really watch what she puts in there. (NSFW)
 
2010-02-27 05:57:52 PM
VIE?

/eip
 
2010-02-27 05:59:04 PM
generaltimmy: Wow, Peter Pan and Capt Hook have that thing all red and swollen.

MY childhood memories. You has destroyed them
 
2010-02-27 06:06:05 PM
generaltimmy: Wow, Peter Pan and Capt Hook have that thing all red and swollen.

She's so small compared to them both, of course it's all beat up and swollen. It's like pro basketball meets midget porn.
 
2010-02-27 06:06:56 PM
Oh please... they just needed to vajazzle it (new window)(NSFW)
 
2010-02-27 06:08:08 PM
generaltimmy: Wow, Peter Pan and Capt Hook have that thing all red and swollen.

Trust me you don't want to know what a hook job is.
 
2010-02-27 06:09:37 PM
beefboxer: generaltimmy: Wow, Peter Pan and Capt Hook have that thing all red and swollen.

MY childhood memories. You has destroyed them


You are new to the intarwebs aren'y you? There is this thing called rule 34. It ruins all childhood memories. No exceptions.

motivateurself.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-27 06:11:09 PM
Arklop: Nothing new for Disney.

Then, of course, there's the Disneyland Memorial Orgy drawn by Wally Wood in The Realist:

i1002.photobucket.com

It's extremely NSFW!!
 
2010-02-27 06:11:48 PM
helioquake: Now these two above would be known as "pen*s" brothers...

"Pen's" brothers?
"Pends" brothers?


What sort of ultra-sexual-repression prevents you from typing "penis"?
 
2010-02-27 06:12:51 PM
It's a tight world after all, it's a tight world after all...
 
2010-02-27 06:16:25 PM
helioquake: Now these two above would be known as "pen*s" brothers...

Haha, unintentional thread frotage
 
2010-02-27 06:17:42 PM
 
2010-02-27 06:18:36 PM
where can I get one of those?
 
2010-02-27 06:24:01 PM
vagina
 
2010-02-27 06:28:30 PM
dead_dangler: where can I get one of those?

Go to your local Gyno and ask if there are any vaginitis patients.
 
2010-02-27 06:29:41 PM
I don't understand how people see a Vagina in that. I used to think I was a pervert, and then I realised that it was everyone else who ran around seeing penis and vaginae and tatas in the most ordinary of items.

Only pedophiles think of the children.
 
2010-02-27 06:32:33 PM
Chariset: Fondly?

I chuckled.
 
2010-02-27 06:38:50 PM
rebelyell2006: Rosebud?

Learn the history of "rosebud" and it is even funnier.

Ok, now here is the only Disney cartoon made that used the word vajajay. (NSFW)
The Story of Menstruation (new window)
 
2010-02-27 06:40:56 PM
pwbeat.publishersweekly.com

/recommended for children 25 and up.
 
2010-02-27 06:41:00 PM
How many fans of Tinkerbell have keys?
 
2010-02-27 06:45:18 PM
FTA: For some reason, this Tinkerbell keychain from yesterday's Recall Roundup caught people's attention and they keep pointing it out to us. Please stop.

IT WILL NEVER STOP!!!!!
 
2010-02-27 06:49:40 PM
rebelyell2006: Rosebud?
I prefer this Rosebud (new window)
/and I got to use it a few weeks ago here...
 
2010-02-27 06:57:02 PM
did you guys know there's a penis on the cover of the little mermaid
 
2010-02-27 06:57:33 PM
beefboxer: generaltimmy: Wow, Peter Pan and Capt Hook have that thing all red and swollen.

MY childhood memories. You has destroyed them


I strongly recommend you DON'T read Alan Moore's "Lost Girls".
 
2010-02-27 06:58:40 PM
the_vicious_fez: Oh please... they just needed to vajazzle it (new window)(NSFW)

Srsly, although it's not the vjj, I much prefer this treatment.
 
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