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(SanDiego UnionTribune)   I'm a Farker in San Diego. Does tsunami 'advisory' mean I should GTFO? Supposed to be here at noon..What should I do?   (signonsandiego.com ) divider line
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2010-02-27 01:58:09 PM  
Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

/or, nothing.
 
2010-02-27 02:00:41 PM  
Before you do anything, remove your head from your ass.
 
2010-02-27 02:09:23 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Before you do anything, remove your head from your ass.


... after kissing it goodbye of course
 
2010-02-27 02:13:22 PM  
There's nothing you can do. Even the fastest rocket powered jet could never get you out in time. In fact, CNN is reporting that the entire western hemisphere is doomed.

/Seattle making funeral arrangements here.
 
2010-02-27 02:13:46 PM  
I'd probably refrain from walking on the beach for a little while.
 
2010-02-27 02:16:59 PM  
You could vote for this post.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-02-27 02:18:53 PM  
Surf's Up! Ever read Lucifer's Hammer by Niven and Pournelle?
 
2010-02-27 02:21:06 PM  
If it make subby feel better, all Pacific Rim nations are now on tsunami alert.

Soo relax!
 
2010-02-27 02:25:04 PM  
This has nothing to do with any of those bogus doomsday prophecies though
 
2010-02-27 02:25:28 PM  

GaryPDX: I'd probably refrain from walking on the beach for a little while.


+1
 
2010-02-27 02:25:28 PM  
Keep a snorkel handy, you'll be fine.
 
2010-02-27 02:25:42 PM  

ZAZ: Surf's Up! Ever read Lucifer's Hammer by Niven and Pournelle?


Surf into an apartment complex!
 
2010-02-27 02:26:06 PM  
Meah, I am here in SD, and will go pick up shells on the beach soon.
beach cam live (new window)
 
2010-02-27 02:26:13 PM  
When you die, can I have your stuff?
 
2010-02-27 02:26:21 PM  
Don't worry, the Global Warmings will kill you first.
 
2010-02-27 02:26:27 PM  
Panic?
 
2010-02-27 02:26:30 PM  
I have a novel idea subby. Stay away from the ocean.
 
2010-02-27 02:26:52 PM  
Paddle out, fast. The effect of the Tsunami will only be visible near the continental shelf.
 
2010-02-27 02:27:28 PM  
It means you need to get to the Ballast Point Brewpub, then Stone Bistro, then Alesmith Bistro STAT!

/WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!? GO NOW!
//Bring a designated driver
 
2010-02-27 02:27:30 PM  
Go surfing.
 
2010-02-27 02:27:39 PM  
What should you do?

Phone my ex-girlfriend and tell her that there's free money and puppies down at the beach.
 
2010-02-27 02:27:45 PM  
If you own a car, gather your family and any pets, some of more irreplaceable stuff at your home such as photographs, documents, IDs, family looms. Look at Google maps for your area, and set it to view terrain instead of map or satellite, find the highest place you can find that you know you can get to by 11:30, drive there.
 
2010-02-27 02:27:52 PM  
Oh...I don't know. Just...Try not to die.
 
2010-02-27 02:28:09 PM  
All is well. My GF is out surfing right now. I imagine she will be home soon the waves aren't very good today.
 
2010-02-27 02:28:19 PM  
and people call me a moron for living in ramona....
 
2010-02-27 02:28:20 PM  
PANIC!
 
2010-02-27 02:28:24 PM  
drive to the top of mt. helix, and hug the cross---good luck
 
2010-02-27 02:28:45 PM  
Get a Helmet.

graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com


/Hot like marrying into a wealthy family
 
2010-02-27 02:29:54 PM  

Joao: family looms.


In case you need to weave a new house.
 
2010-02-27 02:30:00 PM  
Fark off and DIAT
 
2010-02-27 02:30:02 PM  
Call your loved ones so they can hear your voice one last time.
 
2010-02-27 02:30:09 PM  
Go surfing from your driveway.
 
2010-02-27 02:30:26 PM  
Do the opposite of whatever the news tell you to do.
 
2010-02-27 02:30:40 PM  

Babbs: Go surfing.


Pretty much this. With any luck, you'll end up in Temecula by 2:00 or so.

Supposed to be here (Seattle) between 2 and 4. I'm going for beer.
 
2010-02-27 02:30:51 PM  
Stay away from the beach and you'll be fine.

California is under a tsunami *advisory*, the lowest form of alert.

Just means "they're around...but we aren't expecting one".
 
2010-02-27 02:30:57 PM  
No such thing as tsunamis, like military intelligence and Swiss cheese.
 
2010-02-27 02:31:19 PM  
BIE?
 
2010-02-27 02:31:39 PM  
I am also in San Diego, I'm thinking about driving down to point loma to check it out... any idea when its supposed to get here?
 
2010-02-27 02:31:59 PM  
charlieschinderwolf.files.wordpress.com


!!!!
 
2010-02-27 02:31:59 PM  
dsskcorp.com
 
2010-02-27 02:32:13 PM  

DerekSD: and people call me a moron for living in ramona....


You are. J/k Ramona's not so bad if you like being surrounded by electricians and plumbers. I swear they all live out there.
 
2010-02-27 02:32:30 PM  
Waves are due to start hitting NZ within the next half hour or so. Keep away from the shoreline, don't go sightseeing. Listen to your radio, follow the instructions and be prepared to evacuate.
 
2010-02-27 02:32:37 PM  
Holy shiat there is a live webcam from the Hilo, HI Tsunami Museum. Except it doesn't seem to be working.

Link (new window)
 
2010-02-27 02:32:49 PM  
Get with some friends and do the wave!

i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-27 02:33:14 PM  
You should go down to the beach and follow the posted "Tsunami Evacuation Route" signs.
 
2010-02-27 02:33:27 PM  

JacksBlack: Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

/or, nothing.


mitchcumstein1: Before you do anything, remove your head from your ass.


What they said:

www.fugly.com
 
2010-02-27 02:33:37 PM  
free ride to hawaii. surf
 
2010-02-27 02:33:39 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Get a Helmet.

/Hot like marrying into a wealthy family


+100 internets to you.

/Seriously, though, if you really feel you should leave, drive about 100 miles inland.
 
2010-02-27 02:34:13 PM  

titwrench: DerekSD: and people call me a moron for living in ramona....

You are. J/k Ramona's not so bad if you like being surrounded by electricians and plumbers. I swear they all live out there.


which is convenient.
how often do you need an accountant, programmer or sysadmin on a saturday?
 
2010-02-27 02:34:25 PM  
I have a house on a hill in Scripps Ranch. And I can't swim. Somebody sent me a floatie.
SD Beach live cam (new window)
 
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