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(KFVS12)   If a mom shows up to school with a sword and a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45, things are probably not going to end well   (kfvs12.com) divider line 77
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2010-02-27 11:40:01 AM  
Price told police she drank a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45 before going to the school. She's charged with aggravated assault and for having a weapon on school property. Her bond is set at $4500.

Maybe she can get her sentence commuted to writing "I WILL NOT RUN IN THE HALLS WITH A SWORD WHILE DRUNK" 2,000 times and a three-week stint in in-school suspension?
 
2010-02-27 01:31:47 PM  
I don't remember who wrote a while back that stories about swords are a guaranteed greenlight, but this validates the theory.
 
2010-02-27 02:13:08 PM  
There can be only one student of the month!
 
2010-02-27 02:52:10 PM  
Drunken mom allegedly runs through school with sword

That would have to be a really long sword.
 
2010-02-27 02:53:51 PM  
Earguy: I don't remember who wrote a while back that stories about swords are a guaranteed greenlight, but this validates the theory.

Probably because these days there are very few valid reasons to be wielding a sword in public. You see some guy walking around the street with a sword, you know shiat just got serious. And hilarious.
 
2010-02-27 02:54:15 PM  
Says you.
 
2010-02-27 02:54:31 PM  
bfcgroup.com
 
2010-02-27 02:55:26 PM  
"Aaliyyah".
 
2010-02-27 02:55:43 PM  
You're right, subby. It can only end AWESOME.
 
2010-02-27 02:55:52 PM  
Sad to read this is from Memphis.

I went to MSU (back when it was MSU and not UofM) and used to hang out at Overton Square & High St. near campus and ate at Garabaldi's ALL the time. Take dates to concerts on Mudd Island and eat the the Rendezvous...

/Germantown HS, class of '80
 
2010-02-27 02:56:08 PM  
looks like the writer of that article a few too many colt 40oz's
 
2010-02-27 02:57:00 PM  
Malt liqueur + sword = probably Voodoo priestess.
 
2010-02-27 02:57:14 PM  
Foaming: Drunken mom allegedly runs through school with sword

That would have to be a really long sword.


Or a really narrow school.
 
2010-02-27 02:57:57 PM  
"Aaliyyah".
Most likely named after this song Link (new window)
 
2010-02-27 02:58:36 PM  
FTA: Price and her grandmother spoke with us from the family's home. They said 32-year-old Toni Price went to the school to confront the parents of the girl who spit on her daughter.

"She said she went up there to talk to the girl's parents," said Bennie Price. "But the girl's parents wasn't there."


Why would someone expect to find some kid's parents at a school in the middle of a weekday?
Wouldn't they be more likely to be at home or at work?
 
2010-02-27 03:00:08 PM  
Foaming: Drunken mom allegedly runs through school with sword

That would have to be a really long sword.


Mrs. Sephiroth?
 
2010-02-27 03:00:17 PM  
bump: "Aaliyyah".
Most likely named after this song Link (new window)


I was thinking Donnie Iris (new window)
 
2010-02-27 03:00:30 PM  
They shouldn't be too hard on the mom. If you chug a whole 40oz bottle of Colt-45, it's only natural that you have to epee.
 
2010-02-27 03:00:33 PM  
www.wholesalebarsupplies.com

Yeah, a sword isn't going to make that drink any classier, lady.
 
2010-02-27 03:01:19 PM  
bump: Sad to read this is from Memphis.

I went to MSU (back when it was MSU and not UofM) and used to hang out at Overton Square & High St. near campus and ate at Garabaldi's ALL the time. Take dates to concerts on Mudd Island and eat the the Rendezvous...

/Germantown HS, class of '80


Pshaw, you should have eaten at the Dancin' Pigs.

Or gone to a concert at Newby's.
 
2010-02-27 03:01:38 PM  
Its a well known fact the pit bulls are afraid of swords.
 
2010-02-27 03:01:59 PM  
Regnad Kcin: They shouldn't be too hard on the mom. If you chug a whole 40oz bottle of Colt-45, it's only natural that you have to epee.

That's how she was foiled.
 
2010-02-27 03:03:48 PM  
Fano: Regnad Kcin: They shouldn't be too hard on the mom. If you chug a whole 40oz bottle of Colt-45, it's only natural that you have to epee.

That's how she was foiled.


Such rapier wit.
 
2010-02-27 03:06:08 PM  
img444.imageshack.us

Approves


I wonder if they'll add the story to http://talesofcolt45.com/ (new window)
 
2010-02-27 03:08:26 PM  

Foaming


Drunken mom allegedly runs through school with sword

That would have to be a really long sword.


Forged by the maker of the .88 Magnum.
 
2010-02-27 03:10:09 PM  
www.alexross.com

Your Mom CHOP!
 
2010-02-27 03:10:10 PM  
Colt 45 is a sellout, the whole premise was 5 more ounces for the same price back in the day.

Me, I'll stick to my Steel Reserve, shiat is delicious, and it fu ks you up.

/Haven't touched anything less in years
//jk, but I did have a couple Mickeys over the holidays with my brother for old times sake
 
2010-02-27 03:12:01 PM  
Anybody else read this as "a sword and a Colt .45"?

I was gonna say, Dayam!

But a bottle of shiatty beer? Meh...
 
2010-02-27 03:19:39 PM  
nygoe.files.wordpress.com
Approves.

/just hot.
 
2010-02-27 03:21:58 PM  
chizzle: looks like the writer of that article a few too many colt 40oz's

She was smoking Newports as well?
Article, accidentallky, fail, people.
 
2010-02-27 03:26:17 PM  
What I want to know is was she swinging the sword over her head while screaming "Aaliyyah"?
 
2010-02-27 03:32:11 PM  
Apparently she's done this before. They used a previous mugshot to promote an event:

nycworkseverytime.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-27 03:32:20 PM  
img.photobucket.com

This sounds like a badass Winter Steele thing.
 
2010-02-27 03:35:38 PM  
Oznog: This sounds like a badass Winter Steele thing.

Jesus I haven't seen a reference to that in forever

Thank you good sir.
 
2010-02-27 03:38:04 PM  
Article needs pics
 
2010-02-27 03:38:45 PM  
"(S)he's got a sword!"

"You idiots, we all got swords!"
 
2010-02-27 03:46:21 PM  
CornFedIowan: "(S)he's got a sword!"

"You idiots, we all got swords!"


It's 2010 and we're all barbarians?
 
2010-02-27 03:49:25 PM  
This thread is teh AWESOMES!!!!

Esp. you, Oznog
 
2010-02-27 03:54:28 PM  
One bottle of Colt 45? Phhht, what a lightweight.
 
2010-02-27 03:56:59 PM  
She didn't just have a sword. According to TFA, she had a sword that was hidden in a cane.

I am insanely jealous. Cane swords are old school awesome.

/reminds me of old Victorian murder mystery novels
//a retired military gentleman usually carried a sword hidden in a cane
 
2010-02-27 03:57:52 PM  
zenferret: "Aaliyyah".

upload.wikimedia.org?
 
2010-02-27 04:00:25 PM  
"I like swords."

farm3.static.flickr.com

/Also, hats off to PC LOAD LETTER!
 
2010-02-27 04:02:24 PM  
//*CornFedIowan
 
2010-02-27 04:10:34 PM  
Works every time?
 
2010-02-27 04:17:16 PM  
RadicalArcher: She didn't just have a sword. According to TFA, she had a sword that was hidden in a cane.


She's ALMOST in the realm of supervillainy.

A flask of booze would've sealed the deal, though.

As it stands now? Garden-variety villainy.
 
2010-02-27 04:21:13 PM  
"She said she went up there to talk to the girl's parents," said Bennie Price. "But the girl's parents wasn't there."

Am I reading this correctly?
 
2010-02-27 04:21:16 PM  
Arklop
Yeah, a sword isn't going to make that drink any classier, lady.

Too true... She should have had little paper parasols.

www.hawaiianluauparty.com
 
2010-02-27 04:22:40 PM  
"Aaliyyah".
Colt 45 beer.
Bit bulls in neighborhood.
"She said she went up there to talk to the girl's parents," said Bennie Price. "But the girl's parents wasn't there."
Memphis, TN

Is there some pattern here?
 
2010-02-27 04:26:15 PM  
I submitted this days ago.
/yeah, poor me.
 
2010-02-27 04:28:57 PM  
In the mother's defense, if I had to go decapitate a vampire at my child's school, I'd probably need a few hard swigs to muster up the nerve too.
 
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