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(MSNBC)   Russian chimp sent to rehab: "The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze"   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 42
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2010-02-27 10:37:20 AM  
They tried to make me go to rehab but i said OOK OOK OOK
 
2010-02-27 11:25:39 AM  
But his owners had a good laugh, I am sure. They should be killed by chimps.
 
2010-02-27 11:28:53 AM  
Дайте мне vodak или я швыряю poo.
 
2010-02-27 11:33:38 AM  
Coming this summer: don't miss Jason Alexander and Russian Chimp in Dunston Checks Into Rehab!

/yes, I know that Dunston was an orangutan
//LEAVE ME ALONE!
///I JUST *HAD* TO!
 
2010-02-27 11:40:38 AM  
www.inkycircus.com

"Rehab? Rehab's for quitters"
 
2010-02-27 01:18:05 PM  
Drunk chimps are all fun and games until they rips your face and fingers off and toss them all over the driveway.
 
2010-02-27 01:18:40 PM  
What is his Fark login?
 
2010-02-27 01:19:46 PM  
homerize.com
 
2010-02-27 01:19:48 PM  
They tried to make me go to rehab and they said EEK! EEK EEK!
 
2010-02-27 01:21:56 PM  
This explains the fierce ass-whoopin' I took from the hairy old midget at Hooters on Super Bowl Sunday.
 
2010-02-27 01:24:06 PM  
"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze".

Strange. I went into rehab at the same point in my life. No more booze or cigs for me. But, I do still pester the hell out of people.
 
2010-02-27 01:24:25 PM  
They tried to make me go to rehab but i said OWK OWK OWK
 
2010-02-27 01:25:07 PM  
Regnad Kcin: This explains the fierce ass-whoopin' I took from the hairy old midget at Hooters on Super Bowl Sunday.

Well, you shouldn't have grabbed her nipples.
 
2010-02-27 01:25:24 PM  
www.mudsugar.com
 
2010-02-27 01:25:47 PM  
Perhaps he was depressed that he'd never go to the moon again.
 
2010-02-27 01:26:12 PM  
They tried to make me go to rehab but I bit their faces off.
 
2010-02-27 01:26:32 PM  
Hate my busybody neighbors.
 
2010-02-27 01:26:39 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: Drunk chimps are all fun and games until they rips your face and fingers off and toss them all over the driveway.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I watched something to that effect on Animal Planet's I'm Alive show.

There's no way to watch Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp without feeling an overwhelming sense of dread.
 
2010-02-27 01:27:22 PM  
Must be a homeless chimp.
 
2010-02-27 01:31:49 PM  
Regnad Kcin: They tried to make me go to rehab but I bit their faces off.

Ha!
 
2010-02-27 01:32:58 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Clock Spider Jerusalem: Drunk chimps are all fun and games until they rips your face and fingers off and toss them all over the driveway.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I watched something to that effect on Animal Planet's I'm Alive show.

There's no way to watch Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp without feeling an overwhelming sense of dread.


I just read about how the cop who had to shoot the crazy chimp that attacked a woman, he's got post traumatic stress syndrome. He keeps seeing her in his mind and he's spooked by seeing pictures of chimps. One One thing that sticks with me was he said he was hoping the faceless woman was unconscious after the attack but then she made a grab for his leg with her stumps.

Link (new window)
 
2010-02-27 01:33:32 PM  
I'm throwing poo at the monitor so I'm getting a kick....
 
2010-02-27 01:34:49 PM  
DID HE HAVE THE RAGE VIRUS?!
 
2010-02-27 01:41:18 PM  
follow-up: Russian chimp pesters passers-by for coffee and drakes cakes
 
2010-02-27 01:41:52 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: I just read about [SUPER SCARY POST]

I cringed and flailed about involuntarily upon reading that.

My word...


TeddyRooseveltsMustache: DID HE HAVE THE RAGE VIRUS?!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE?!

/disappears in a puff of smoke
 
2010-02-27 01:47:24 PM  
It's hard enough to get people through rehab, let alone a screaming, poo-flinging monkey, fit-throwing monkey. And how can you possibly keep the monkey from relapsing? He doesn't give a sh*t about 2 steps let alone all 12.

Having said that, I'm kind of surprised that AW Dr. Drew doesn't throw the monkey into Celebrity Rehab.
 
2010-02-27 01:50:15 PM  
At least they finally quit liamscheff.com and shipped him off.
 
2010-02-27 02:10:01 PM  
Who will run Fark.ru while he's in rehab?
 
2010-02-27 02:17:08 PM  
You know; my girlfriend took a picture of a guy in a bar last night wearing nothing but a pair of white briefs. She says she did it because she thought he was funny in a stupid way.
Should I be concerned?
 
2010-02-27 02:18:53 PM  
But I've never even been to Russia!
 
2010-02-27 02:21:04 PM  
Knucklepopper: You know; my girlfriend took a picture of a guy in a bar last night wearing nothing but a pair of white briefs. She says she did it because she thought he was funny in a stupid way.
Should I be concerned?


no

/rhetorical
 
2010-02-27 02:22:00 PM  
GLove88mph

They tried to make me go to rehab but i said OOK OOK OOK

Done in one.
 
2010-02-27 02:55:44 PM  
Dad?
 
2010-02-27 03:08:29 PM  
nice to see that fusillade762 is on the ball today.

/came for the "pray for mojo" reference, leaving satisifed
 
2010-02-27 03:46:24 PM  
They let you walk around with alcohol at zoos in Russia?
 
2010-02-27 05:16:23 PM  
lemniscate: They let you walk around with alcohol at zoos in Russia?

Most of the world is not run by puritans. Why shouldn't you be able to? (aside from the obvious feeding it to animals)
 
2010-02-27 05:44:42 PM  
"OH, Imagine that -- MonkeyNews you FU--"

www.sleeponthemic.com
 
2010-02-27 06:02:10 PM  
Why is this on fark? It should go straight to
MONKEY NEWS YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

www.filmschoolrejects.com
 
2010-02-27 06:04:09 PM  
accujimmy: "OH, Imagine that -- MonkeyNews you FU--"


Head like a f*cking orange
 
2010-02-27 06:11:31 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

/Dad?
 
2010-02-27 06:45:19 PM  
Those wacky Russians!
 
2010-02-27 07:16:56 PM  
Очень грустный. What was his name, Vassily? Стёпа? Here is the story of the poor chimp, formerly the King Kong of hip-hop.Ruined by drink and smoking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_dcyVJm_M

/это ни прав.
//still a relevant video
///Shnur could corrupt any member of the animal kingdom.
 
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