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(KevviModel.com)   Win a date with KevviModel... or a spatula   (geocities.com) divider line 32
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2553 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2001 at 2:54 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-09-26 03:04:48 PM
ACK!
 
2001-09-26 03:05:02 PM
No thanks, I think I'll pass.
 
2001-09-26 03:07:19 PM
lol....

God I hope the whole site is a farce....if not, boy, seek help, for god's sake seek help.
 
2001-09-26 03:21:02 PM
SPOOON!
 
2001-09-26 03:33:36 PM
Do we have to buy him dinner or does he put out either way?
 
2001-09-26 03:47:56 PM
*please give me 4th place, please give me 4th place*
 
2001-09-26 03:50:04 PM

now you're scarred for life, too.
 
2001-09-26 03:53:30 PM
Sounds like he's begging to be photoshopped.
 
2001-09-26 03:53:53 PM
I'll bet NAMBLA's clammoring to sign up!

Want me to fLiP yOuR PanCakes????????

Who knows where that spatula's been!!!!!!!
 
2001-09-26 03:54:13 PM
Great, Dude. Now I have to pour scaulding hot McDonald's coffee on my eyes.
 
2001-09-26 03:56:05 PM
Jumbo, yes, it's quite obviously a parody. And quite funny too.



I'm going to send something in. Hot damn, I want that date.....I mean spatula....yes, the spatula.....
 
2001-09-26 04:01:05 PM
uhh...how many videos?
geocities must have bumped up their e-commerce pretty severely if this isn't a farce

k
 
2001-09-26 04:12:45 PM
Thats just horrible, even though it is a parody.
 
2001-09-26 04:30:35 PM
Cool! I can win a date with a spatula!
 
2001-09-26 04:45:06 PM
You got to hand it to the kid...he has a great sense of humor...at least...i'm hoping.

-da clinton
 
2001-09-26 05:29:51 PM
Someone should teach him a lesson and post a link at a gay personals site ...What a boob!
 
2001-09-26 07:03:40 PM
I bet this site turns-on his girlfriend something fierce.
 
2001-09-26 07:12:48 PM
You guys are missing the point. Check out the site he is parodying...

http://www.stephimodel.com
 
2001-09-26 07:20:53 PM
wow, I could win a date with a spatula!!!
 
2001-09-26 07:37:04 PM
damn, marq, that shiat is child pRon, I'm telling you.
 
2001-09-26 07:45:33 PM
yeah, stephimodel is far scarier...
what's up with the pics on the bio page? she's 10 years old! except for the shot of her as an infant next to her age/dress size/shoe size... somebody's whoring out their daughter/niece/little sister methinks.
 
2001-09-26 08:48:54 PM
Hey guys, I am KevviModel. Yes, the site is a joke. There are a couple girls in my school who made these "modelling" sites, which are basically kiddy porn, but it's legal because they call it "Modelling." Their sites are very silly, especially www.StephiModel.com, since she is pretty damn ugly, and the pictures are so amateur and taken in her own driveway some even laying on her dad's car. My site is just a parody of her's and anothers: www.ChristinaModel.com (But Christina actually is hot) See the satire? Her in underwear lying on her dad's vette, me lying in boxers on my dad's beat up old Lebaron? Since StephiModel seems to be the laughing stock of my school, I thought I'd get in on the fun.

KevviModel will probably just being an outlet of the humorous stuff I can't away with in school, and believe me, I've gotten away with some odd things in school. This weekend I will be going on a date with a very famous celebrity, so be on the look out for that this weekend on KevviModel.com

Love,
KeviModel
xxoxoxoxoxoxo
 
2001-09-26 08:51:22 PM
Damn, I wish I thought of soing shiat like that when I was 17... I was an ugly kid, tho'. Also, no one had Internet at home... it was 1991...
 
2001-09-26 09:01:18 PM
Quite frankly, I'm scared that sites like that exist. And follow each other completely.
 
2001-09-26 10:07:59 PM
I bet you could get a quick date with any of these chicks.

1) Wait about seven years.
2) Go to the cheesiest strip bar in their town.
3) Offer a small bag of white powder for a date.

Problem resolved, ticket closed.
 
2001-09-26 10:16:00 PM
Props to you, KevviModel!
 
2001-09-26 11:21:30 PM
Most... disturbing... picture... ever.

 
2001-09-27 12:02:34 AM
He's... He's kinda cute.
 
2001-09-27 12:19:18 AM
"Good Lord! What are you doing to the furniture!?" - Dracula, dead and loving it
 
2001-09-27 06:04:30 AM
For a quick lesson in how NOT to design a website, go to some of the others mentioned here. You know you're in trouble right away when there's a button to skip intro. Why in the hell do people think that flashing or moving graphics makes their site any better? It's just annoying and delays download time. I do get a laugh, though, when I see messages like these: "Agents, photographers, directors, producers, etc. interested in hiring Stephi should email:" Yeah... dream on.

P.S. I hate to even mention it, but for a real good example of poor web design, go to brookeburke.com. If anyone can figure out where her email address is listed, let me know, so I can flame her.
 
2001-09-27 08:42:12 AM
Hey, Bongoman...hope you're not lumping KevviModel into your diatribe. Don't hate the playa, hate the game!
 
2001-09-27 10:32:35 AM
stephimodel.com is MUCH better, i'm going to FLorida right now....later all
 
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