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(KnoxStudio)   Confused half-naked man found with ink scribblings on his forehead had been drinking   (knoxstudio.com) divider line 46
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2003-04-21 08:03:00 PM
Dumbass? No no no no...it's.

As a matter of fact, it's SO obvious:
 
2003-04-21 08:10:30 PM
Don't believe his lies.
 
2003-04-21 08:14:29 PM
He probably would've been just fine if he'd left his other sock on.
 
2003-04-21 08:29:11 PM
Did his forehead say Harvey Davidson?
 
2003-04-21 08:42:35 PM
If I had a buck for everytime that description was used for me I could buy a bar.
 
2003-04-21 09:10:19 PM
Yeah, that tap water is some heavy duty shiat.


/got nothing
 
2003-04-21 09:14:49 PM
I told Mom that you can't let Dad out of your sight...
 
2003-04-21 09:15:05 PM
Isn't this how about 50% of the X-Files started?
 
2003-04-21 09:16:37 PM
Sounds like Travis Walton needs more money.
 
2003-04-21 09:17:24 PM
I believe it's pronounced/spelled "drinkening."
 
2003-04-21 09:17:29 PM
If he had Mike written on his forehead it's my dad, and I'd like him back.
Thank you.
 
2003-04-21 09:17:57 PM
we are everywhere.

 
2003-04-21 09:20:10 PM


"I want my farking sock back, attractive and successful African-American."
 
2003-04-21 09:21:10 PM
CarbonScoring

liar liar?
 
2003-04-21 09:21:17 PM
Is this the guy from Georgia?
 
2003-04-21 09:21:32 PM
"Who the f*ck is Dodd?"
 
2003-04-21 09:22:35 PM
Piyoko: If he was a knight, then he would have been "drinkenating"
 
2003-04-21 09:23:02 PM
Sorry SuburbanCowboy.
 
2003-04-21 09:29:43 PM
Awwwwwww it's JigglyPuff!


/Pokemon Fan
 
2003-04-21 09:30:49 PM
Christ,

Never before has there been a story (or headline)more deserving of the "Obvious" tag.

Why didn't the submitter deliver??
 
2003-04-21 09:31:09 PM
Suburban and Truitt are right. Halfnaked, confused, ink scribblings:
 
2003-04-21 09:43:57 PM
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." -Homer Simpson
 
2003-04-21 09:44:17 PM
In the old days we would call that getting "swastika'd".
 
2003-04-21 09:45:01 PM
Was he in a fraternity?
 
2003-04-21 10:03:14 PM
MsPentyuth: Yup. He's is in the Pi-Ide-Tard fraternity.
 
2003-04-21 10:04:40 PM
When this happens to me i experience resignation tinged with disappointment but confused? I think not
 
2003-04-21 10:09:45 PM
Anti_Freak_Machine
"If he had Mike written on his forehead it's my dad, and I'd like him back. Thank you."

Son?
 
2003-04-21 10:10:26 PM
the circle with a slash thru it is the international sign for "no".

no brain?
no more booze?
no thinking zone?
 
2003-04-21 10:10:53 PM
We used to do the same sort of thing to people at the resort I worked at.
Its always big laughes if you write "I suck cocks" on peoples forehead with a permanent pen when they are drunk. If they pass out in a chair we moved the chair to the carpark, empty unit etc.
After doing this to a few people I was careful not to get pass out hammered because payback can be a biatch.
 
2003-04-21 10:15:57 PM
Fer cryin' out loud, leave the guy alone and let him get back to campaigning.
 
2003-04-21 10:31:51 PM
Can anyone say Memento?
 
2003-04-21 10:39:10 PM
Whatever happened to drawing a penis on someone's face?
 
2003-04-21 10:50:45 PM
After you draw on their face, don't forget to shave one eybrow. Then they get to choose:

1) Keep the other eyebrow and look weird
2)Shave the other themselves
 
2003-04-21 10:59:40 PM
Mutated-Snoopy:

That actually reminds me of a funny story that happened when I was 11 or 12. My whole family went to a relative's cookout for the 4th of July, and my dad got loaded on margaritas. While he was passed out, one of the neighbors at the party asked my mom if she'd like him to shave one of my dad's eyebrows. To make a long story short, she told him to fark off, and the next day when my dad found out he nearly beat the living shiat out of the guy. Ah, family memories.
 
2003-04-21 11:29:48 PM
Sounds like a typical day in Tacoma.

TJ
 
2003-04-21 11:34:48 PM
When you run out of pens, pile sh!t on your drunk buddy!

This was after our halloween party
 
2003-04-21 11:51:24 PM
I couldn't care less about some drunk. On the other hand, I think the dead animals playing baseball thing farther down the page warrants a mention.
 
2003-04-21 11:52:42 PM
This just in: Headline writers unite against punctuation.

More at 11...
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2003-04-21 11:55:52 PM



"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the farking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday."
 
2003-04-22 12:15:35 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com

Look at the pictures section. Happens all the time. This is no big deal.
 
2003-04-22 12:19:05 AM
Yeah, what's up with the animal thing? Sounds like a game of "Bates Ball".
 
2003-04-22 12:33:30 AM
 
2003-04-22 04:44:31 AM
So then...no comment at all on 2nd from the bottom:

Man puts out vehicle fire - saves 3 - gets billed for refilling company fire extinguisher AND for wasting 15 valuable company minutes?

Makes me proud to be an American :-)
 
2003-04-22 08:22:58 AM
You'll find this at any college campus. Where's the obvious tag?
 
2003-04-22 11:57:56 AM
Soundguy: Oh yeah, that one too. But the animals made me forget all about it.
 
2003-04-22 05:27:08 PM
Eastern Michigan University, 1987. A student reported being 'smurfed' by a another student living in the same dorm, Phelps Hall. The reporting student's body was completely covered in blue permanent marker except the boxer shorts he apparently passed out in. EMU police say they do not expect to file any charges, as this was a college prank.

Beware of TheSkiBum69...

/got something finally
 
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