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(News.com.au)   Bad: you have sex with a goat. Worse: you get caught. Fark: it makes international news. TotalFark: because the owner demands you initiate traditional wedding ceremonies   (news.com.au) divider line 67
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2010-02-26 03:42:10 PM
Um...what are the goats/sheep/gheep/whatever those are in the pic doing...?
 
2010-02-26 03:43:56 PM
You let Pierre fark one goat...
 
2010-02-26 03:47:17 PM
A good goat'll do that
 
2010-02-26 04:16:25 PM
And that is why you don't have sex with goats from conservative families.
 
2010-02-26 04:31:28 PM
peck: And that is why you don't have sex with goats from conservative families.

photos.imageevent.com
 
2010-02-26 04:52:38 PM
resources0.news.com.au

The Bovidae Community Frowns on Your Shenanigans
 
2010-02-26 10:45:25 PM
sheesh, I bet they feel a little sheepish now.

And their offspring more so. daa-aaa-aad?
 
2010-02-26 10:47:08 PM
Will no one think of the kids?
 
2010-02-26 10:47:46 PM
Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.
 
2010-02-26 10:49:56 PM
In before Peta
 
2010-02-26 10:50:18 PM
A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...
 
2010-02-26 10:50:56 PM
okami36: A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...


I agree, bestiality is a serious crime, but marriage seems a bit harsh.
 
2010-02-26 10:50:57 PM
Man, that spammer should have saved the olive loaf goat link for this thread instead. Missed a golden opportunity...
 
2010-02-26 10:52:27 PM
I thought the goat was choking... and then my pants fell down.
 
2010-02-26 10:52:39 PM
That must really get his goat.
 
2010-02-26 10:52:40 PM
No sheep?
 
2010-02-26 10:53:32 PM
Wedding for goat accused rapists in Mozambique

The accused rapists are goats? The rapists were accused by goats?
 
2010-02-26 10:54:21 PM
kidsizedcoffin: Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.

People saying she's a man need to take a closer look. That's not a man. She's either has Marfan syndrome or she's a Martian. Seriously weird bone structure, she doesn't look entirely human.
 
2010-02-26 10:54:45 PM
I'm leaving for Maputo one week from today... go for the malaria, stay for the goat farking.
 
2010-02-26 10:54:58 PM
Remember kids:

BAHHHH! means NO!
 
2010-02-26 10:56:01 PM
l.yimg.com

just a bunch of stupid kids.

/hot
 
2010-02-26 10:57:01 PM
Clock Spider Jerusalem: kidsizedcoffin: Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.

People saying she's a man need to take a closer look. That's not a man. She's either has Marfan syndrome or she's a Martian. Seriously weird bone structure, she doesn't look entirely human.


I wasn't talking about the rapists.
 
2010-02-26 10:58:43 PM
Not to change the subject but this guy

img20.imageshack.us

doesn't inspire me to borrow $150,000 dollars against my mortgage.

BAAaaad idea.
 
2010-02-26 10:59:27 PM
What, no Stevie Nicks gags yet?
 
2010-02-26 10:59:58 PM
"Sorry, but if you move in next door to me, and one day I
look out my window and see your wife cutting the lawn with her teeth because she's a sheep goat, don't expect me to bring a covered dish over when you two reaffirm your vows, okay?"
 
2010-02-26 11:00:06 PM
kidsizedcoffin: Clock Spider Jerusalem: kidsizedcoffin: Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.

People saying she's a man need to take a closer look. That's not a man. She's either has Marfan syndrome or she's a Martian. Seriously weird bone structure, she doesn't look entirely human.

I wasn't talking about the rapists.


That's nice. I still drunkenly maintain Ann Coulter is a space alien.
 
2010-02-26 11:01:15 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: What, no Stevie Nicks gags yet?

img502.imageshack.us

Turned on yet?
 
2010-02-26 11:03:37 PM
(w/ pic of what some fine goat booty looks like)
 
2010-02-26 11:03:40 PM
Is someone confusing real life with a play?

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot like a goat
 
2010-02-26 11:03:57 PM
That sounds like a joke I once heard.
 
2010-02-26 11:09:14 PM
Shouldn't the goat be stoned to death?
 
2010-02-26 11:10:04 PM
One of you farkers just got caught.
 
2010-02-26 11:13:08 PM
I love stories like this because they remind me that even though my life is complete shiat right now, somewhere out there there's a guy that has it even worse. Thanks, Fark!
 
2010-02-26 11:15:49 PM
images9.cafepress.com
 
2010-02-26 11:16:03 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Wanted for questioning.

/nothing is obscure around here
 
2010-02-26 11:20:16 PM
kidsizedcoffin: okami36: A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...

I agree, bestiality is a serious crime, but marriage seems a bit harsh.


I don't think you see what I did there...
 
2010-02-26 11:20:25 PM
Everything about this story fills me with joy!
 
2010-02-26 11:20:54 PM
blog.goatboy.com.au
 
2010-02-26 11:21:23 PM
Guy not too far from here got arrested for having sex with a chicken. Was quite the popular story on Fark/the interwebs for awhile, so much so that it was our top Web story for more than a month. Bonus for me was that I had to include it in my weekly report to the publisher and executive editor on our top stories. They hated it.

/no kidding
 
2010-02-26 11:22:44 PM
Ok, sure.....but what was the goat wearing?
 
2010-02-26 11:41:48 PM
Goat-marriage makes perfect sense in these tough economic times. Goat milk is very good for you. Plus, you don't have to hire a nanny for the kids.


Also, you get to have all that sex with a goat, if you're into that kind of thing.
 
2010-02-26 11:49:28 PM
That's what we call a Tuesday night in Oklahoma.
 
2010-02-26 11:53:09 PM
I don't get why they didn't just fark each other. I mean, two of them... gay sex > goat sex -- Sadly, they get forced into marriage for sexing up a goat, but would probably get stoned to death for sexing up each other. Sad state of affairs.
 
2010-02-26 11:56:16 PM
okami36: kidsizedcoffin: okami36: A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...

I agree, bestiality is a serious crime, but marriage seems a bit harsh.

I don't think you see what I did there...


you're both right.

\and hilarious.
 
2010-02-26 11:59:27 PM
What's with the pic? Is that supposed to show us why they did it? Because those are some fine looking asses?
 
2010-02-27 12:00:57 AM
Was it a full grown goat or was he a kid farker?
 
2010-02-27 12:07:03 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: Was it a full grown goat or was he a kid farker?


Win.
 
2010-02-27 12:11:11 AM
Relavant.

www.thebricktestament.com
My love for you is unbearable.

www.thebricktestament.com
ZOMG ouch.
 
2010-02-27 12:20:40 AM
eekscarykat: I don't get why they didn't just fark each other. I mean, two of them... gay sex > goat sex -- Sadly, they get forced into marriage for sexing up a goat, but would probably get stoned to death for sexing up each other. Sad state of affairs.

I think I'd rather have sex with a goat then a dude.
 
2010-02-27 12:23:47 AM
omg, it's what they said would happen if teh gays were allowed to marry!
 
2010-02-27 12:28:41 AM
Hey hey hey how about a NSFW for that gratuitous ass shot at the top of the article? You tryin to get me fired here?
 
2010-02-27 12:29:23 AM
munkeh: omg, it's what they said would happen if teh gays were allowed to marry!

Might I add

z.about.com
 
2010-02-27 01:08:57 AM
hell's_toaster: Ok, sure.....but what was the goat wearing?

A fur coat and leather.
 
2010-02-27 01:15:16 AM
I guess they'll have to leave that Facebook group now.
 
2010-02-27 01:45:44 AM
Ultra Fark: The honeymoon video

/just saying
 
2010-02-27 01:46:29 AM
 
2010-02-27 01:56:30 AM
Ivan is sitting at the bar mumbling to himself

I build 10 bridges do they call me "Ivan the Bridgebuilder"?
No.

I raise 10 barns do they call me "Ivan the Barn Raiser"?
No.

but Fark 1 goat ....
 
2010-02-27 02:21:28 AM
cdn2.maxim.com
 
2010-02-27 02:47:12 AM
That's fair.
 
2010-02-27 03:00:24 AM
FTA: District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two would face trial for simple larceny.

Simple larceny? What did they take? The goat's cherry?
 
2010-02-27 06:57:04 AM
I'm On A Goat (new window, NSFW)
 
2010-02-27 07:11:59 AM
eekscarykat: I don't get why they didn't just fark each other. I mean, two of them... gay sex > goat sex -- i>

Obviously you've never had a really good goat.

 
2010-02-27 09:27:28 AM
eekscarykat: I don't get why they didn't just fark each other. I mean, two of them... gay sex > goat sex -- Sadly, they get forced into marriage for sexing up a goat, but would probably get stoned to death for sexing up each other. Sad state of affairs.

They probably couldn't agree on which one gets their goat, and which one gets to be their goat.
 
2010-02-27 09:53:43 AM
Approves
img401.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-27 11:46:22 AM
You made me look at goatse asses. Damn you all to Hell.
 
2010-02-27 01:38:52 PM
spacebison.com
 
2010-02-27 02:15:36 PM
I think slaughtering an animal is far more damaging to it than farking one.

You can't have it both ways people, animals can't have feelings only when someone farks one.
 
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