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(News.com.au)   Bad: you have sex with a goat. Worse: you get caught. Fark: it makes international news. TotalFark: because the owner demands you initiate traditional wedding ceremonies   (news.com.au) divider line 67
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2010-02-26 03:42:10 PM  
Um...what are the goats/sheep/gheep/whatever those are in the pic doing...?
 
2010-02-26 03:43:56 PM  
You let Pierre fark one goat...
 
2010-02-26 03:47:17 PM  
A good goat'll do that
 
2010-02-26 04:16:25 PM  
And that is why you don't have sex with goats from conservative families.
 
2010-02-26 04:31:28 PM  
peck: And that is why you don't have sex with goats from conservative families.

photos.imageevent.com
 
2010-02-26 04:52:38 PM  
resources0.news.com.au

The Bovidae Community Frowns on Your Shenanigans
 
2010-02-26 10:45:25 PM  
sheesh, I bet they feel a little sheepish now.

And their offspring more so. daa-aaa-aad?
 
2010-02-26 10:47:08 PM  
Will no one think of the kids?
 
2010-02-26 10:47:46 PM  
Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.
 
2010-02-26 10:49:56 PM  
In before Peta
 
2010-02-26 10:50:18 PM  
A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...
 
2010-02-26 10:50:56 PM  
okami36: A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...


I agree, bestiality is a serious crime, but marriage seems a bit harsh.
 
2010-02-26 10:50:57 PM  
Man, that spammer should have saved the olive loaf goat link for this thread instead. Missed a golden opportunity...
 
2010-02-26 10:52:27 PM  
I thought the goat was choking... and then my pants fell down.
 
2010-02-26 10:52:39 PM  
That must really get his goat.
 
2010-02-26 10:52:40 PM  
No sheep?
 
2010-02-26 10:53:32 PM  
Wedding for goat accused rapists in Mozambique

The accused rapists are goats? The rapists were accused by goats?
 
2010-02-26 10:54:21 PM  
kidsizedcoffin: Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.

People saying she's a man need to take a closer look. That's not a man. She's either has Marfan syndrome or she's a Martian. Seriously weird bone structure, she doesn't look entirely human.
 
2010-02-26 10:54:45 PM  
I'm leaving for Maputo one week from today... go for the malaria, stay for the goat farking.
 
2010-02-26 10:54:58 PM  
Remember kids:

BAHHHH! means NO!
 
2010-02-26 10:56:01 PM  
l.yimg.com

just a bunch of stupid kids.

/hot
 
2010-02-26 10:57:01 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: kidsizedcoffin: Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.

People saying she's a man need to take a closer look. That's not a man. She's either has Marfan syndrome or she's a Martian. Seriously weird bone structure, she doesn't look entirely human.


I wasn't talking about the rapists.
 
2010-02-26 10:58:43 PM  
Not to change the subject but this guy

img20.imageshack.us

doesn't inspire me to borrow $150,000 dollars against my mortgage.

BAAaaad idea.
 
2010-02-26 10:59:27 PM  
What, no Stevie Nicks gags yet?
 
2010-02-26 10:59:58 PM  
"Sorry, but if you move in next door to me, and one day I
look out my window and see your wife cutting the lawn with her teeth because she's a sheep goat, don't expect me to bring a covered dish over when you two reaffirm your vows, okay?"
 
2010-02-26 11:00:06 PM  
kidsizedcoffin: Clock Spider Jerusalem: kidsizedcoffin: Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Ann Coulter.

People saying she's a man need to take a closer look. That's not a man. She's either has Marfan syndrome or she's a Martian. Seriously weird bone structure, she doesn't look entirely human.

I wasn't talking about the rapists.


That's nice. I still drunkenly maintain Ann Coulter is a space alien.
 
2010-02-26 11:01:15 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: What, no Stevie Nicks gags yet?

img502.imageshack.us

Turned on yet?
 
2010-02-26 11:03:37 PM  
(w/ pic of what some fine goat booty looks like)
 
2010-02-26 11:03:40 PM  
Is someone confusing real life with a play?

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot like a goat
 
2010-02-26 11:03:57 PM  
That sounds like a joke I once heard.
 
2010-02-26 11:09:14 PM  
Shouldn't the goat be stoned to death?
 
2010-02-26 11:10:04 PM  
One of you farkers just got caught.
 
2010-02-26 11:13:08 PM  
I love stories like this because they remind me that even though my life is complete shiat right now, somewhere out there there's a guy that has it even worse. Thanks, Fark!
 
2010-02-26 11:15:49 PM  
images9.cafepress.com
 
2010-02-26 11:16:03 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Wanted for questioning.

/nothing is obscure around here
 
2010-02-26 11:20:16 PM  
kidsizedcoffin: okami36: A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...

I agree, bestiality is a serious crime, but marriage seems a bit harsh.


I don't think you see what I did there...
 
2010-02-26 11:20:25 PM  
Everything about this story fills me with joy!
 
2010-02-26 11:20:54 PM  
blog.goatboy.com.au
 
2010-02-26 11:21:23 PM  
Guy not too far from here got arrested for having sex with a chicken. Was quite the popular story on Fark/the interwebs for awhile, so much so that it was our top Web story for more than a month. Bonus for me was that I had to include it in my weekly report to the publisher and executive editor on our top stories. They hated it.

/no kidding
 
2010-02-26 11:22:44 PM  
Ok, sure.....but what was the goat wearing?
 
2010-02-26 11:41:48 PM  
Goat-marriage makes perfect sense in these tough economic times. Goat milk is very good for you. Plus, you don't have to hire a nanny for the kids.


Also, you get to have all that sex with a goat, if you're into that kind of thing.
 
2010-02-26 11:49:28 PM  
That's what we call a Tuesday night in Oklahoma.
 
2010-02-26 11:53:09 PM  
I don't get why they didn't just fark each other. I mean, two of them... gay sex > goat sex -- Sadly, they get forced into marriage for sexing up a goat, but would probably get stoned to death for sexing up each other. Sad state of affairs.
 
2010-02-26 11:56:16 PM  
okami36: kidsizedcoffin: okami36: A wedding?

You've got to be kidding me...

I agree, bestiality is a serious crime, but marriage seems a bit harsh.

I don't think you see what I did there...


you're both right.

\and hilarious.
 
2010-02-26 11:59:27 PM  
What's with the pic? Is that supposed to show us why they did it? Because those are some fine looking asses?
 
2010-02-27 12:00:57 AM  
Was it a full grown goat or was he a kid farker?
 
2010-02-27 12:07:03 AM  
Veteran of the Cola Wars: Was it a full grown goat or was he a kid farker?


Win.
 
2010-02-27 12:11:11 AM  
Relavant.

www.thebricktestament.com
My love for you is unbearable.

www.thebricktestament.com
ZOMG ouch.
 
2010-02-27 12:20:40 AM  
eekscarykat: I don't get why they didn't just fark each other. I mean, two of them... gay sex > goat sex -- Sadly, they get forced into marriage for sexing up a goat, but would probably get stoned to death for sexing up each other. Sad state of affairs.

I think I'd rather have sex with a goat then a dude.
 
2010-02-27 12:23:47 AM  
omg, it's what they said would happen if teh gays were allowed to marry!
 
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