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ATTENTION EVERYONE: I need some help with this song (tune of: "Waltzin' Matilda")
Once a jolly schwag-man Sat down to fill his bong Under the shade of his old PC And he sang as he sat and Waited to get really boiled: "You'll come a-farking for boobies with me!"
CHORUS: Farking for boobies, farking for boobies! You'll come a-farking for boobies with me. And he sang as he sat and Waited to get really boiled, "You'll come a-farking for boobies with me!"
VERSE 2: Once around the workplace Someone clicked a porno link NSF Double-U as it could be, Just about the same time As his boss came strolling by: "You'll come a-farking for boobies with me!"
CHORUS:
VERSE 3: Once a silly Farkette Clicked upon a weeners link, "Does that thing REALLY reach down to his knee?" "No Ma'am", said the webhost, "That is just a photoshop, You'll come a-farking for boobies with me!"
FOR ADDITIONAL VERSES, ASSEMBLE SEVERAL FARKERS, ONE GUITAR AND APPLY BEER AS NEEDED (plenty is not sufficient, more isn't quite right and too much is just fine!) ---------------The Old Dinosaur
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