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(Fox News)   Dog survives small plane crash that killed its owner. Authorities suspect foul play, since they've learned that the dog took out a life insurance policy on its owner three days before the crash   (foxnews.com) divider line 54
    More: Interesting, small planes, Polk County, Zulu, CPR, Dog survives, engines, dogs, James Trefz  
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2010-02-26 12:53:00 PM  
"Tower, this is Alpha, Tango, Zulu..."

"RUFF RUFF"

"NO. DOWN. Aiiieee"
 
2010-02-26 01:00:48 PM  
hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!
 
2010-02-26 01:18:46 PM  
thomps: hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!

They will be able to soon. This is where the slippery slope of ghey marriage will lead us.
 
2010-02-26 01:24:48 PM  
nekom: thomps: hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!

They will be able to soon. This is where the slippery slope of ghey marriage will lead us.


you know, i didn't want to say anything for fear of being called a bigot, but i've always known deep down that gay marriage would cause plane crashes.
 
2010-02-26 01:33:59 PM  
thomps: nekom: thomps: hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!

They will be able to soon. This is where the slippery slope of ghey marriage will lead us.

you know, i didn't want to say anything for fear of being called a bigot, but i've always known deep down that gay marriage would cause plane crashes.


You don't have to be gay to go down on a Boeing.
 
2010-02-26 01:40:27 PM  
This dog should expect to be contacted soon by Samuel L. Jackson.
 
2010-02-26 03:15:18 PM  
Your dog wants insurable interest.
 
2010-02-26 03:17:26 PM  
Foul play, indeed!

I'd say it was just a total biatch.
 
2010-02-26 03:17:35 PM  
Wait a minute...this is Auto insurance!
 
2010-02-26 03:18:24 PM  
Well, after this happened, I can't blame the dog for offing him.

Zero gravity dog. (youtube)
 
2010-02-26 03:19:49 PM  
Obama's fault.
 
2010-02-26 03:20:03 PM  
Don't plead guilty to anything. Go for a jury trial. The cost will far outweigh any possible gain the crown prosecutor might gain.
 
2010-02-26 03:20:17 PM  
In other news, the Deputy is still pissed off the dead man didn't respond "to any commands."
 
2010-02-26 03:21:06 PM  
nekom: thomps: hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!

They will be able to soon. This is where the slippery slope of ghey marriage will lead us.


I know a lot of gays and not one of them showed interest in marrying a dog.
 
2010-02-26 03:23:36 PM  
TheMega: In other news, the Deputy is still pissed off the dead man didn't respond "to any commands."

You know its only a matter of time before we read about a cop tazing a dead guy who didn't head his commands.
 
2010-02-26 03:24:04 PM  
That dog was not happy about being in the mile-high club.
 
2010-02-26 03:24:13 PM  
Next, on Jerry Springer: Your dog wants... Geico?
 
2010-02-26 03:24:44 PM  
Was the dog's name Buckley?
 
2010-02-26 03:31:02 PM  
Pucca: Was the dog's name Buckley?

Well that took long enough.
 
2010-02-26 03:31:37 PM  
Bad dog!
 
2010-02-26 03:33:28 PM  
Another amazing article:

"The wings were actually teeter-tottering back and forth. And he was flying so low. There's no airspace over here, so I knew he was in trouble," witness Juan Jackson recalled. "Once he tried to get it back up and in control, he wound up hitting the trees."

The crash threw the pilot - later identified as James Trefz of Brooksville - from the plane. The first deputies on the scene performed CPR, but they were unable to revive him.

"He was in rough shape. He wasn't responding to any commands. We couldn't get a pulse on him," Deputy Stephen Tidwell offered.

"There's no airspace over there...", and "He wasn't responding to any commands."
 
2010-02-26 03:39:32 PM  
snlparty.com
 
2010-02-26 03:41:23 PM  
www.disney.lovesakura.com
Translates.
 
2010-02-26 03:42:09 PM  
the dog can buy a lot of steak from the insurance payout...
 
2010-02-26 03:46:06 PM  
How old was the guy? Sounds like a bad case of Sundowners...
 
2010-02-26 03:46:17 PM  
Wasn't this a Littlest Hobo episode?
 
2010-02-26 03:47:08 PM  
GIS for "dog plane insurance"

www.insidesocal.com

/ yeah, i have nothing to add
// but the headline did make me chuckle
 
2010-02-26 03:48:57 PM  
Teaches him right for letting the dog take the controls.
 
2010-02-26 04:03:48 PM  
i41.photobucket.com

/didn't kill its owner
//dog does cause plane crash, though
 
2010-02-26 04:06:37 PM  
Subby needs,
To,
Learn that a ',' is,
a pause in a sentence,
and it has specific uses,
,,,,,,,
James Joyce was the comma king, Subby not so much.
 
2010-02-26 04:12:32 PM  
No Florida tag?
 
2010-02-26 04:12:40 PM  
Weird . . . I just looked at one of those airplanes on eBay, had to wonder if this was a test drive gone bad, but it's not the same one.

/no-so-cool story, I know.
 
2010-02-26 04:13:53 PM  
Meesterjojo: Subby needs,
To,
Learn that a ',' is,
a pause in a sentence,
and it has specific uses,
,,,,,,,
James Joyce was the comma king, Subby not so much.


While you are correct, Purdue OWL (new window) would like to teach you the other uses of a comma.
 
2010-02-26 04:18:03 PM  
wage0048: Wait a minute...this is Auto insurance!

www.premiere.fr
 
2010-02-26 04:19:48 PM  
Did the owner work for the IRS?

/cause then it's ok
 
2010-02-26 04:24:29 PM  
That shows dogs aren't as smart as cats. A cat would have taken out the insurance policy a year in advance to lessen the suspicion.
 
2010-02-26 04:26:02 PM  
Small Florida Plane Crash? Do they mean as opposed to a crash in Large Florida?

/Headline writing 101
 
2010-02-26 04:41:49 PM  
daGlandWizard: TheMega: In other news, the Deputy is still pissed off the dead man didn't respond "to any commands."

You know its only a matter of time before we read about a cop tazing a dead guy who didn't head his commands.


And his excuse will be "Tazer? I thought it was a defibrulator"
 
2010-02-26 04:51:52 PM  
It was an Airdale. Very competent aviation dogs...
 
2010-02-26 04:56:57 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Approve.
 
2010-02-26 05:13:11 PM  
Luckily, their dog wanted a parachute...

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-02-26 05:26:55 PM  
You know, they say that breed can turn on you...
 
2010-02-26 05:32:33 PM  
Ominously, after being rescued from an air crash in the Andes your dog doesn't want steak.
 
2010-02-26 05:35:00 PM  
ZeroTheHero: Approve.

Thank you.
 
2010-02-26 05:40:20 PM  
images2.fanpop.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2010-02-26 05:40:46 PM  
thomps: hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!

I think that if geckos can sell them then dogs can buy them. It just makes sense if you think about it, especially if you're thinking about it while under the influence.
 
2010-02-26 06:17:59 PM  
I_Am_Weasel: "Tower, this is Alpha, Tango, Zulu..."

No, I think it was Kilo Niner.
 
2010-02-26 06:24:50 PM  
Cripes... Up: The Director's Cut is a dark, DARK film.

:-/
 
2010-02-26 08:37:42 PM  
averagejoe42: Well, after this happened, I can't blame the dog for offing him.

Zero gravity dog. (youtube)


That was great! I didn't expect it. I hope he didn't get hurt by the Gs
 
2010-02-26 08:37:45 PM  
I_Am_Weasel: thomps: nekom: thomps: hahaha dogs can't contract for life insurance policies subby!

They will be able to soon. This is where the slippery slope of ghey marriage will lead us.

you know, i didn't want to say anything for fear of being called a bigot, but i've always known deep down that gay marriage would cause plane crashes.

You don't have to be gay to go down on a Boeing.


And that's why I love Fark. Stay classy, Internets.
 
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