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2010-02-25 07:11:20 PM  
I hope not.. but just in case. remember him for this.. his turn at playing the Joker in Batman: Dead End. (new window)
 
2010-02-25 07:15:49 PM  
Uh oh.
 
2010-02-25 07:18:12 PM  
Yeah, that's about the perfect headline. Either that or Boner is tits up.
 
2010-02-25 07:19:39 PM  
CNN is reporting it confirmed.

Do you think Kirk Cameron is going to make a statement about Koenig being damned for all eternity for committing suicide?
 
2010-02-25 07:22:11 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: CNN is reporting it confirmed.

Do you think Kirk Cameron is going to make a statement about Koenig being damned for all eternity for committing suicide?


Kirk Cameron needs the STFU and go to hell.
 
2010-02-25 07:26:21 PM  
man, for some reason I thought he would be found alive. i need a stiff drink. this is going to be hard on his family.
 
2010-02-25 07:27:22 PM  
scrapetv.com
RIP Boehner
 
2010-02-25 07:27:34 PM  
Sad, but going through life as "Boner" had to be hard....
 
2010-02-25 07:29:04 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: CNN is reporting it confirmed.

Do you think Kirk Cameron is going to make a statement about Koenig being damned for all eternity for committing suicide?


I bet he found the news hard to swallow. Ever notice how God made boners to fit perfectly into Kirk Cameron's hands?
 
2010-02-25 07:30:38 PM  
If he had any respect for others, he would have taken pills or shot himself right after making a call, so the EMTs could arrive, keep him alive and transport him to the hospital to harvest his organs.

Guess Boner wasn't a donor.
 
2010-02-25 07:32:13 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org


RIP John Koenig
 
2010-02-25 07:32:25 PM  
www.exposay.com

R.I.P. Moaner
 
2010-02-25 07:33:47 PM  
Rex_Everything: man, for some reason I thought he would be found alive. i need a stiff drink. this is going to be hard on his family.

At least you would think that the fact they found his favorite pen is going to be a comfort.
 
2010-02-25 07:35:05 PM  
marine.usgs.gov

R.I.P. Sonar



/just trying to get them all out of the way
 
2010-02-25 07:37:25 PM  

Fine. We'll do it with the character name.

seecharanautospares.com

RIP Loaner
 
2010-02-25 07:37:49 PM  
nerdorgeek.files.wordpress.com
RIP Chekov: The Next Generation
 
2010-02-25 07:38:21 PM  
These are kind of dumb, but at least make "boner" jokes... The freakin character's name was Boner. Already it's funnier than this meme.

www.morethings.com

R.I.P. Boner
 
2010-02-25 07:41:31 PM  
The Fourth Karamazov: Rex_Everything: man, for some reason I thought he would be found alive. i need a stiff drink. this is going to be hard on his family.

At least you would think that the fact they found his favorite pen is going to be a comfort.


true. it really cocks me off when i don't know where my pen is.
 
2010-02-25 07:42:17 PM  
Oh god, no. This sucks. I feel like I now this guy and his famiy, being a devoted Never Not Funny listener.

Oh man.
 
2010-02-25 07:48:26 PM  
...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.
 
2010-02-25 07:54:21 PM  
Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.


Well then it's been fixed already, because i see nothing amiss there. Did you do a screencap?
 
2010-02-25 07:54:29 PM  
Vancouver WA or Vancouver BC?
 
2010-02-25 08:00:57 PM  
GaryPDX: Vancouver WA or Vancouver BC?

It says it was in Stanley Park, so BC.
 
2010-02-25 08:03:10 PM  
ravenlore: Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.

Well then it's been fixed already, because i see nothing amiss there. Did you do a screencap?


img.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-25 08:08:34 PM  
Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.


Sgt Otter, I think I know you. Think of my user name and some association with gmail. I have to know if I'm correct.
 
2010-02-25 08:11:26 PM  
GaryPDX: Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.

Sgt Otter, I think I know you. Think of my user name and some association with gmail. I have to know if I'm correct.


Doesn't ring any bells.
 
2010-02-25 08:13:59 PM  
Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.

Sgt Otter, I think I know you. Think of my user name and some association with gmail. I have to know if I'm correct.

Doesn't ring any bells.


I'll email you, if I may. You do check your ultra fark account?
 
2010-02-25 08:15:39 PM  
GaryPDX: Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.

Sgt Otter, I think I know you. Think of my user name and some association with gmail. I have to know if I'm correct.

Doesn't ring any bells.

I'll email you, if I may. You do check your ultra fark account?


I will, but I don't really use gmail. I don't get email from anyone with a "­G­a­ryP­DXis­h[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­ia­m­g*com account.
 
2010-02-25 08:24:10 PM  
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
 
2010-02-25 08:30:55 PM  
Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.

Sgt Otter, I think I know you. Think of my user name and some association with gmail. I have to know if I'm correct.

Doesn't ring any bells.

I'll email you, if I may. You do check your ultra fark account?

I will, but I don't really use gmail. I don't get email from anyone with a "GaryPDXishliamgcom account.


I've never emailed you before, and I'm trying to email your ultra account on your profile. Doesn't seem to be working.
 
2010-02-25 08:34:06 PM  
I feel so bad for his family. Sounds like they tried to give him all the support possible.

Depression is a biatch.
 
2010-02-25 08:38:41 PM  
Sgt Otter, if you're not currently a recruiter in Portland, then I'm wrong and I apologize. If you are then email me @ ga­rypdx[nospam-﹫-backwards]liamg*c­o­m because I believe we have met.
 
2010-02-25 08:40:09 PM  
www.twistededge.org

RIP Andrew W.K.
 
2010-02-25 08:48:37 PM  
Suicide as a result of depression is no joke. You could see this coming when he gave away all his stuff and cancelled something upcoming because he said he wouldn't need it anymore.
{
On Feb. 16, Walter received a letter from his son Andrew, which caused his father to grow concerned about his whereabouts because of its despondent tone. It was also discovered that Andrew stopped taking his anti-depressants; sold or gave away his possessions before flying to Canada; gave his landlord notice; and he refused a job two weeks earlier, saying he "wasn't going to work anymore."
}
 
2010-02-25 08:55:26 PM  
syrynxx: Suicide as a result of depression is no joke. You could see this coming when he gave away all his stuff and cancelled something upcoming because he said he wouldn't need it anymore.

He also asked for and got his rental deposit back after giving his landlord notice. That isn't something most suicides do prior to the act.

Suicide for any reason is no joke.

Then again, this is Fark.
 
2010-02-25 09:05:15 PM  
syrynxx: Suicide as a result of depression is no joke.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Felt appropriate.
 
2010-02-25 10:56:39 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Do you think Kirk Cameron is going to make a statement about Koenig being damned for all eternity for committing suicide?

No. He's going to make a speech about how prayer doesn't help for shiat in looking for missing persons.
 
2010-02-25 11:32:48 PM  
viralnerd.com

/not funny.
 
2010-02-25 11:34:24 PM  
Sorry for his family's loss.
 
2010-02-25 11:46:19 PM  
Damn, sorry to hear it. I was hoping he'd be ok.
 
2010-02-26 12:03:07 AM  
Nice prayer job, Kirk. Loser.
 
2010-02-26 12:04:34 AM  
Sgt Otter: ravenlore: Sgt Otter: ...and his father's Wiki entry has already been vandalized:

Last line.

Well then it's been fixed already, because i see nothing amiss there. Did you do a screencap?


I lold hard.
 
2010-02-26 12:04:50 AM  
CavalierEternal: syrynxx: Suicide as a result of depression is no joke.



/Felt appropriate.


NOOOOOOO.



I did not see that before hitting post.
 
2010-02-26 12:05:46 AM  
Maybe if they gave him some Viagra. I heard it was good for reviving a Boner.
 
2010-02-26 12:06:45 AM  
csxtrainwreck: These are kind of dumb, but at least make "boner" jokes... The freakin character's name was Boner. Already it's funnier than this meme.



R.I.P. Boner


My god, that woman is a golem. Those hands are monstrous.
 
2010-02-26 12:07:04 AM  
I submitted it with: Boner found Limp in the woods...

\\Joking aside... very sad. Feel sorry for his family!!
\\May he Rest In Peace
 
2010-02-26 12:08:25 AM  
Damn, was truly hoping he'd be found doing something weird and perverted instead. Both because having a live pervert is still preferable to a dead family member for his loved ones and because I was hoping his story would be amusing Fark fodder for months to come.

It will probably still be Fark fodder for some time but the humor wont be quite as fun this way.
 
2010-02-26 12:08:51 AM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Suicide for any reason is no joke.

Then again, this is Fark.


Everyones death is a joke on fark, unless it's a farker, then watch out if you say anything hilarious about it.
 
2010-02-26 12:08:53 AM  
Finally the double entendres end.

Liters, you missed out on 6 hours of such fine headlines

img638.imageshack.us

/slightly cleaned up
 
2010-02-26 12:09:28 AM  
You... Canadian BAStard. You... KIlled my.... SON!
 
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