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(Some Guy)   Don't you hate it when you're handcuffed inside a courtroom and everyone forgets about you and goes home for a long holiday weekend?   (insidebayarea.com ) divider line
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2010-02-25 08:50:57 PM  

dball2: schpanky: dball2: The bigger story is: Why Are Public Employees Still Getting Paid For A Day Off On 'President Day' type Holidays When Nearly Every Other Worker In The FARKING Country Has To Work?!?!

Government. The only growth industry left. And no one will touch it. Because it would shine a light on the Ponzi Scheme that keeps the lights on around here.

I don't work for the gov't, or a bank, and we had it off. So nyeh.

What does President Day - "Type" holiday mean to you? The fact that Joe's Machine and Screw gave you a holiday means dick. Did you get every other of the bullshiat days off that Government gets? If so, good for Joe. But I'm calling bullshiat. The only ones living like it was 1950 are the tools sucking from the public tit.


I get every Federal holiday off, with pay, except for when it coincides with tax season. In those cases, we are allotted an extra day later in the year as a paid day off.

I do not work for any level of government.
 
2010-02-25 08:56:02 PM  
If I were this prisoner, I'd settle out of court by making the bailiff eat a big dinner and see if He can hold it for 10 hours!

/an eye for an eye, a shiat for a shiat!
//something with lots of bulky fiber and fats for that extra quick BM goodness!
 
2010-02-25 09:00:27 PM  

BasqueBastard: //something with lots of bulky fiber and fats for that extra quick BM goodness!


White Castle.
 
2010-02-25 09:00:33 PM  
That's all great and all, but the real issue here is why do they have President's Day AND Lincoln's birthday off?! Are they all furniture salespeople on the side or something?

/bought a ton of furniture this Pres. Day
//Bassett - 30% off!
 
2010-02-25 09:02:34 PM  

Clete Orris: just_ducky: ///I'd say the bailiff might deserve a firin'

So he too can suck off the public teat, bogging down your already overburdened welfare system further for what was likely an honest mistake?

/let me know when you walk on water...


So to summarize your opinion:
It's inconceivable for prisoners to have a realistic expectation of surviving their trip to court. It's also inconceivable that one might be fired for screwing up at a major facet of your job description. It's even more inconceivable that one might then secure alternate employment after said firing. And MOST inconceivable-- Honest mistakes can and should sometimes result in a pink slip, depending on the severity of the mistake. INCONCEIVABLE!

/I do not think that word means what I think it means
//I remember now--you're the asshat that told me in another thread that I need to be beaten by my husband more often
///Welcome to the ignore list
 
2010-02-25 09:03:41 PM  
That should be a freebie. He should have been let go.
 
2010-02-25 09:04:54 PM  

ski9600: I luv "don't you hate it when" threads!

/you get your balls stuck between the slats of the chair



so this is your new fark handle i take it bigz2k
 
2010-02-25 09:06:02 PM  
Who cares, don't you all realize...BONER IS DEAD????

2010 keeps gettin worse.
 
2010-02-25 09:13:23 PM  

just_ducky: Clete Orris: neuroflare: Clete Orris: strathmeyer: I always love hearing about these things happening over long weekends, as if handcuffed people are left behind all the time but nobody thinks it's a problem 'til a long weekend.

Right.

/If you can't do the time...

It happens before long weekends because people want to get the fark away from work ASAP with 4 days off ahead of them.

/knows this... works in courthouse.
//doesn't care about prisoner's rights
///slashies

That's right! Screw you, probation violators! You don't deserve to live, you scum of the earth!

/eye roll
//A human can only live for about 3 to 5 days w/o water
///I'd say the bailiff might deserve a firin'


try at very least a week in a nice cool place like a cell with no activity.
 
2010-02-25 09:15:08 PM  

just_ducky: [blather]

///Welcome to the ignore list


Thanks. Now I won't have to put up with your infantile personal attacks and lack of any sense of humor.

/was joking about the husband-induced beatings.
//guess I touched a raw nerve. Good.
 
2010-02-25 09:25:18 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if that bailiff faces criminal charges.
 
2010-02-25 09:43:24 PM  

dball2: The bigger story is: Why Are Public Employees Still Getting Paid For A Day Off On 'President Day' type Holidays When Nearly Every Other Worker In The FARKING Country Has To Work?!?!

Government. The only growth industry left. And no one will touch it. Because it would shine a light on the Ponzi Scheme that keeps the lights on around here.


I'm a Federal employee and I worked President's day. However, very few outside my dept. worked. The bigger question is why do they get a 4 day weekend.
 
2010-02-25 09:46:24 PM  
www.jenova.dk

What Vallejo might look like.

/because I'm not cool enough to Chicken Little every single gorram thread.
 
2010-02-25 09:51:43 PM  
I bet that dude never thought he would be praying to go to jail.
 
2010-02-25 09:58:19 PM  

NightOwl2255: I bet that dude never thought he would be praying to go to jail.


He probably still did not. It was only 10 hours. This is not a long time to be naked with the handcuffs on.
 
2010-02-25 10:06:26 PM  
It's really scary when people who deal with other people's freedom (strangers) don't take their jobs as seriously as all of us who just deal with things that get lost sometimes. Folks, you're farking with real live people and their freedom and personal comfort. You better take the responsibility seriously.

I sure hope this guy sues, he may not have the marbles to but this kind of exposure surely will get some lawyer interested. This is no "honest mistake", this is irresponsibility, something that shows up regularly in the legal field.

All the Fark crap about holding his pee and such is crap, Fark,
but crap.

Ah Fark, never mind. Just be glad it wasn't you.

I would have started freaking at 30 minutes, or when they closed the door. I know peeps in the business, they look at people's personal lives the same way you and I look at the colors on a dish. Boring!
 
2010-02-25 10:08:44 PM  
pgh9fan Quote 2010-02-25 07:49:18 PM
On the upside, he's got some cash in the form of a lawsuit settlement waiting for him when he gets out of prison.



I bet you and each member of your family ate at Blimpies today and saved your receipts.
 
2010-02-25 10:09:07 PM  
Still took a half hour to figure out what to do?

Regulations, rules and paperwork -- it will be the death of us all.
 
2010-02-25 10:19:17 PM  

Mudflap: I wouldn't be surprised if that bailiff faces criminal charges.


There will be an "official investigation" that will be swept under the table and everybody will forget.

If the guy tries to sue, there will be "attitude adjustments" administered late at night.
 
2010-02-25 10:21:57 PM  

worthlessjuan: It's really scary when people who deal with other people's freedom (strangers) don't take their jobs as seriously as all of us who just deal with things that get lost sometimes. Folks, you're farking with real live people and their freedom and personal comfort. You better take the responsibility seriously.


For a second I thought I was in a Dubya thread.
 
2010-02-25 10:27:57 PM  
As someone who is currently handcuffed in a courtroom I am, ummm, ahhh, forget it
 
2010-02-25 10:29:42 PM  
Mudflap 2010-02-25 09:25:18 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if that bailiff faces criminal charges gets a raise.
 
2010-02-25 10:34:56 PM  
BONER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HOURS! WHERE IS THE BONER THREAD?
 
2010-02-25 10:38:17 PM  

twfeline: Mudflap: I wouldn't be surprised if that bailiff faces criminal charges.

There will be an "official investigation" that will be swept under the table and everybody will forget.

If the guy tries to sue, there will be "attitude adjustments" administered late at night.


It could go either way. It IS an election year.
 
2010-02-25 10:39:49 PM  

Epiphany: BONER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HOURS! WHERE IS THE BONER THREAD?


Didn't you see the Maggie Gyllenhaal picture?

/yeah, yeah, I know
//sucks for the family
///played Walter's statement on NPR an hour or two ago
 
2010-02-25 10:51:40 PM  
Med center for a checkup? Because of the 10 hours or were they going to do that anyway?

I've gone 10 hours with no water or food. I'm fine.
 
2010-02-25 10:52:40 PM  
actually that sounds like a GREAT weekend to me

when do the nipple clamps and violet wands come in?
 
2010-02-25 10:54:15 PM  
FTA:"Fortunately, an alert janitor found the man before the building was completely deserted."

Makes him seem like the sharpest tack in the place.
 
2010-02-25 10:59:41 PM  

dragon927: Med center for a checkup? Because of the 10 hours or were they going to do that anyway?

I've gone 10 hours with no water or food. I'm fine.


Yes but you get the luxury of the fat stores of you! LAUGHTER OL.
 
2010-02-25 10:59:46 PM  
006andahalf Quote 2010-02-25 10:21:57 PM

For a second I thought I was in a Dubya thread.

obama is so much worse than the shrub in this respect, you are spectacularly blind . . .

the dolt from tejas never kicked a press member off the plane, obama has done just that.

it is so sad that the first "black" president is such a loser.
 
2010-02-25 11:01:02 PM  

5Nickels: FTA:"Fortunately, an alert janitor found the man before the building was completely deserted."

Makes him seem like the sharpest tack in the place.


Well, when you have to shift something to clean under it, you tend to notice what it is. Especially if it's big.
 
2010-02-25 11:02:49 PM  

Epiphany: BONER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HOURS! WHERE IS THE BONER THREAD?


it'll come. no threads have been approved for hours. the modmins must be occupied.

it's a shame. haven't followed him since his growing pains days, but from the descriptions the last few days, he sounds like someone I would've like to know. either way, i feel worse for his family. I've been low enough to want to die, but never could hurt my family like that (that and i'm probably too chicken shiate to go through with anything).
 
2010-02-25 11:03:03 PM  

northguineahills: dball2: The bigger story is: Why Are Public Employees Still Getting Paid For A Day Off On 'President Day' type Holidays When Nearly Every Other Worker In The FARKING Country Has To Work?!?!

Government. The only growth industry left. And no one will touch it. Because it would shine a light on the Ponzi Scheme that keeps the lights on around here.

I'm a Federal employee and I worked President's day. However, very few outside my dept. worked. The bigger question is why do they get a 4 day weekend.


Because, dangit, on a 4 day weekend those people can go out and run up credit cards they never intend to pay on even more.

Stimulate the economy, dangit!

(I didn't get either day off, but when I was driving home from work I noticed the stores were busy.)
 
2010-02-25 11:04:38 PM  

Allornone: Epiphany: BONER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HOURS! WHERE IS THE BONER THREAD?

it'll come. no threads have been approved for hours. the modmins must be occupied.

it's a shame. haven't followed him since his growing pains days, but from the descriptions the last few days, he sounds like someone I would've like to know. either way, i feel worse for his family. I've been low enough to want to die, but never could hurt my family like that (that and i'm probably too chicken shiate to go through with anything).


Surely someone used a Newsflash tag, right? Also, listen to his dad, there's always someone out there to listen to your problems before they go that far.
 
2010-02-25 11:09:37 PM  
th04.deviantart.net

Hello? Hellloooo?! Anybody?
 
2010-02-25 11:11:15 PM  

binkyman: ski9600: I luv "don't you hate it when" threads!

/you get your balls stuck between the slats of the chair

When you dip your schlong in the urinal.
It's why i use the low one.


That, and the fact that you're 4'8".
 
2010-02-25 11:11:29 PM  
No subby, not really. Now excuse me whilst I go prepare my gag ball and gimp mask for this evening's celebration.
 
2010-02-25 11:19:37 PM  

Clete Orris: just_ducky: [blather]

///Welcome to the ignore list

Thanks. Now I won't have to put up with your infantile personal attacks and lack of any sense of humor.

/was joking about the husband-induced beatings.
//guess I touched a raw nerve. Good.


Yeah, because you're a really funny guy. Really funny. REALLY FUNNY.

What a cock.
 
2010-02-25 11:20:45 PM  
mike.thesauce Quote 2010-02-25 11:11:29 PM
No subby, not really. Now excuse me whilst I go prepare my gag ball and gimp mask for this evening's celebration.

excuse me but i don't understand the function of the "gag ball".

what is its purpose? Humiliation? Loosening the jaw muscles???
 
2010-02-25 11:21:54 PM  
No.
 
2010-02-25 11:25:19 PM  

just_ducky: Clete Orris: just_ducky: ///I'd say the bailiff might deserve a firin'

So he too can suck off the public teat, bogging down your already overburdened welfare system further for what was likely an honest mistake?

/let me know when you walk on water...

So to summarize your opinion:
It's inconceivable for prisoners to have a realistic expectation of surviving their trip to court. It's also inconceivable that one might be fired for screwing up at a major facet of your job description. It's even more inconceivable that one might then secure alternate employment after said firing. And MOST inconceivable-- Honest mistakes can and should sometimes result in a pink slip, depending on the severity of the mistake. INCONCEIVABLE!

/I do not think that word means what I think it means
//I remember now--you're the asshat that told me in another thread that I need to be beaten by my husband more often
///Welcome to the ignore list


no one gives a shiat about your ignore list.
 
2010-02-25 11:28:21 PM  

worthlessjuan: mike.thesauce Quote 2010-02-25 11:11:29 PM
No subby, not really. Now excuse me whilst I go prepare my gag ball and gimp mask for this evening's celebration.

excuse me but i don't understand the function of the "gag ball".

what is its purpose? Humiliation? Loosening the jaw muscles???

mrh, mell moo me, my mmmkng mis mit's m mittle muv moth
 
2010-02-25 11:29:43 PM  

meow said the dog: dragon927: Med center for a checkup? Because of the 10 hours or were they going to do that anyway?

I've gone 10 hours with no water or food. I'm fine.

Yes but you get the luxury of the fat stores of you! LAUGHTER OL.


where you been, baby? I've missed you!
 
2010-02-25 11:32:01 PM  

mike.thesauce: worthlessjuan: mike.thesauce Quote 2010-02-25 11:11:29 PM
No subby, not really. Now excuse me whilst I go prepare my gag ball and gimp mask for this evening's celebration.

excuse me but i don't understand the function of the "gag ball".

what is its purpose? Humiliation? Loosening the jaw muscles???
mrh, mell moo me, my mmmkng mis mit's m mittle muv moth


A tear is running down my cheek. And for thank, I thank you.
 
2010-02-25 11:39:55 PM  

worthlessjuan: 006andahalf Quote 2010-02-25 10:21:57 PM

[Hysterics]


Spare me the hysterics, I'm not here to futily go over tired arguments.
 
2010-02-25 11:41:20 PM  
Prak smirks weakly.

/frogs!
/heeheeheeheeheehee
 
2010-02-25 11:44:20 PM  

voodoowizard: So when is the lawsuit?
In our defense, you can't bleed blood from a turnip.


You can if you squeeze hard enough
 
2010-02-25 11:55:46 PM  

lumyai: Clete Orris: just_ducky: [blather]

///Welcome to the ignore list

Thanks. Now I won't have to put up with your infantile personal attacks and lack of any sense of humor.

/was joking about the husband-induced beatings.
//guess I touched a raw nerve. Good.

Yeah, because you're a really funny guy. Really funny. REALLY FUNNY.

What a cock.


Thanks. I'm here all week.

/EABOD
 
2010-02-25 11:56:19 PM  

Epiphany: BONER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HOURS! WHERE IS THE BONER THREAD?


I hear Viagra can help with that
 
2010-02-26 12:02:27 AM  
Get out of jail free card?
 
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