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(NYPost)   Saga of the Nut vendor continues: Vendors protest in Manhattan, shouting 'let our people go' and 'God Almighty'....'We need to pee like everyone else.' (w/pic of "We need to pee just like everyone else.")   (nypost.com) divider line 59
    More: Followup, God Almighty, saga, Department of Health, Empire State Building, Plain and simple, Manhattan, street vendors, health inspector  
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2010-02-25 11:37:25 AM
So, let me understand this - street vendors have to comply with stringent regulations that are not also applied to restaurant owners? What's up with that?

Buffets, salad bars, any situation in which you have available food in an "open" environment, should have the same requirements, if the regulation's there to ensure that food isn't tampered with by unknown parties.

Carts should be designed to reasonably ensure that they can be "closed" as needed. Lockable hood or ports, an alarm, or something similar - yet every cart I've looked at (at least, from manufacturer web sites) have none of these features.
 
2010-02-25 12:10:22 PM
Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?
 
2010-02-25 12:15:44 PM
When I 'go' it hurts.
 
2010-02-25 12:18:08 PM
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
 
2010-02-25 12:22:19 PM
"Saga of the Nut Vendor" sounds like it should be a song by Gordon Lightfoot.
 
2010-02-25 12:32:00 PM
FTA:

"When I left my cart, I wasn't feeling too well," he said. "Then my doctor called me and said I have to have an operation to fix the problem."

So he left his cart so he could have an operation? I'd have taken his permit away too...
 
2010-02-25 12:38:36 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

...and?

FormlessOne: Carts should be designed to reasonably ensure that they can be "closed" as needed. Lockable hood or ports, an alarm, or something similar - yet every cart I've looked at (at least, from manufacturer web sites) have none of these features.

This. Problem solved. Short of having two guys staff the cart, which would be impractical in a lot of situations.
 
2010-02-25 12:40:39 PM
But the chances that someone would contaminate Islam's nuts while he was away are highly unlikely

*snort*
 
2010-02-25 12:43:12 PM
You gotta fight... for your right... to poooooooooottttttttttyyyyyyyyy!
 
2010-02-25 12:46:32 PM
Now that they've brought this to attention, I'm waiting for the first reported case of Islam's poisoned nuts.
 
2010-02-25 12:46:58 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

I'd actually argue that every single one of them looks an American.
 
Lyd
2010-02-25 12:47:26 PM
They're allowed to leave for a 15-20 minute potty break, they guy in the article was gone for over 30. If it takes you longer than 30 minutes to take a piss you should probably send your wife or a kid out to man the nut cart anyway.
 
2010-02-25 12:47:58 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

Just you. Barring any of them being illegal immigrants, and you have no good reason to think they are, all of those people are Americans. Real Americans (tm).
 
2010-02-25 12:48:30 PM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-25 12:49:10 PM
OnmyojiOmn: jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

Just you. Barring any of them being illegal immigrants, and you have no good reason to think they are, all of those people are Americans. Real Americans (tm).


I'd also like to thank the modmins who see this racist bullshiat in every thread and ignore it. You're doing a hell of a job, shiatbags.
 
2010-02-25 12:50:00 PM
You're gonna love his nuts...
 
2010-02-25 12:51:36 PM
OnmyojiOmn: OnmyojiOmn: jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

Just you. Barring any of them being illegal immigrants, and you have no good reason to think they are, all of those people are Americans. Real Americans (tm).

I'd also like to thank the modmins who see this racist bullshiat in every thread and ignore it. You're doing a hell of a job, shiatbags.


There is notify button at the bottom of every thread.

Not that I ever use it, but it's there.
 
2010-02-25 12:51:49 PM
FormlessOne: So, let me understand this - street vendors have to comply with stringent regulations that are not also applied to restaurant owners? What's up with that?

Buffets, salad bars, any situation in which you have available food in an "open" environment, should have the same requirements, if the regulation's there to ensure that food isn't tampered with by unknown parties

Carts should be designed to reasonably ensure that they can be "closed" as needed. Lockable hood or ports, an alarm, or something similar - yet every cart I've looked at (at least, from manufacturer web sites) have none of these features.


What is this logic BS that you are using here? This is fark.
 
2010-02-25 12:53:48 PM
www.chivian.com

/hot like roasted nuts
 
2010-02-25 12:55:50 PM
OnmyojiOmn: OnmyojiOmn: jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

Just you. Barring any of them being illegal immigrants, and you have no good reason to think they are, all of those people are Americans. Real Americans (tm).

I'd also like to thank the modmins who see this racist bullshiat in every thread and ignore it. You're doing a hell of a job, shiatbags.


Do you sincerely believe it should be the responsibility of the moderators to remove silly comments (of any type) from fark? If that's the case, most of the comments on Fark would be removed. The mods, I'm sure, have better things to do than delete every moderately offensive post/troll that gets found. For example, they could fap.
 
2010-02-25 12:59:45 PM
FTA Comments:

The logic that we need to be safe from the mentally ill that would be able to drop stuff in the food cart left unattended? Maybe it was the logic that we need to be safe from the devious kids just waiting for the vendors to go to the bathroom so they too can spike them? Maybe you don't even understand the logic that we need to be kept safe from the evil men and women cowards that would wait to spike the food with deadly poison BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL US???


I am totally picturing gangs of evil people, whose only life ambition and occupation is shuffling around vendors everyday like roaches just waiting for that one elusive chance to spike the food.
 
2010-02-25 01:00:18 PM
What a real American might look like:

www.jenisfamous.com
 
2010-02-25 01:02:54 PM
But the chances that someone would contaminate Islam's nuts while he was away are highly unlikely, said Sean Basinski, of the Urban Justice Center's Street Vendor Project.


I would proffer that Islam's nuts are already contaminated
(insert THIS IS AN OUTRAGE pic here)
 
2010-02-25 01:03:38 PM
Carousel Beast: jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

I'd actually argue that every single one of them looks an American.


He's one of those conservatives that thinks only white people are true Americans.
 
2010-02-25 01:04:24 PM
OnmyojiOmn: "I'd also like to thank the modmins who see this racist bullshiat in every thread and ignore it. You're doing a hell of a job, shiatbags."

So... let me see if I understand this. His statement, which really may have been a troll, you found offensive. Thus mods need to... Delete it? Ban him? What? And because you found it offensive, they need to be based upon your guidelines. They're "shiatbags" because they don't share your opinion.

To play Devil's Advocate, there ARE parts of the USA where the folks pictured would certainly not be an every day fixture. Then again, there are parts of Canada, France, England, Scotland, Poland, and quite a number of other nations where the people pictured would also not be likely found. Perhaps the person you quote comes from a portion of the US where, in fact, you would be unlikely to find someone of Middle Eastern heritage, thus JHP's post could be a rather un-informed statement, but not one based on "racism".

Holy crap, I'm feeling combative today. ALL OF YOU! BAAARHGHLRAGLWHARRGARBL*ththhththt*diediedie*!!!!

/much better.
 
2010-02-25 01:06:59 PM
FreakinB: OnmyojiOmn: OnmyojiOmn: jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

Just you. Barring any of them being illegal immigrants, and you have no good reason to think they are, all of those people are Americans. Real Americans (tm).

I'd also like to thank the modmins who see this racist bullshiat in every thread and ignore it. You're doing a hell of a job, shiatbags.

There is notify button at the bottom of every thread.

Not that I ever use it, but it's there.


He's assuming that the "modmins" don't agree with this racist bullshiat. Looking at what they ban and what they choose to ignore, I'm betting a majority of them agree with the racist assholes.
 
2010-02-25 01:07:56 PM
Can't they wear diapers? I see that some of them already wear them on their heads.
 
2010-02-25 01:08:08 PM
Why do they have to leave the cart to go to the bathroom. They should just pee in the street like the everybody else in New York.
 
2010-02-25 01:10:13 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?

2/10, you'll only catch people who are very uptight.
 
2010-02-25 01:11:48 PM
the chances that someone would contaminate Islam's nuts while he was away are highly unlikely

The chances that someone would pilot an airplane into the World Trade Center are highly unlikely, too, but some assholes did it.

It's a fundamental principle of the food service industry that you have to ensure what you sell is fit for human consumption. If the food preparation area is left unsecured for any amount of time, there's no way that guarantee can be made.

Remember a few years ago when some mentally ill woman in Australia tainted a bunch of salad bars with rat poison? Imagine the same thing, except on a direty street instead of in a Sizzler, and in a country with a worse track record of treating people with mental illnesses.
 
2010-02-25 01:13:49 PM
Now I want some nuts (that's what she said).
 
2010-02-25 01:14:38 PM
Latinwolf: He's assuming that the "modmins" don't agree with this racist bullshiat. Looking at what they ban and what they choose to ignore, I'm betting a majority of them agree with the racist assholes.

All the modmins on this site have a hard-on for anything they see as trolling. That's why flame-bait political headlines are a sure-fire greenlight, typically.

Most of the enforcement here makes no sense at all. Hell, I still don't get the censorship - I could post something far more vile/inappropriate than "fark" or "shiat" without using any censored words.
 
2010-02-25 01:18:06 PM
I think we have found a job for "non working actors" in the city. 5 bucks for a pee break and I will watch your stand.

:)
 
2010-02-25 01:18:12 PM
images.starpulse.com

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
 
2010-02-25 01:27:18 PM
i say they move the protest to the health administration's bathrooms, and dont let them pee.
 
2010-02-25 01:28:59 PM
unchellmatt: So... let me see if I understand this. His statement, which really may have been a troll, you found offensive. Thus mods need to... Delete it? Ban him? What? And because you found it offensive, they need to be based upon your guidelines. They're "shiatbags" because they don't share your opinion.

I think they should follow the rules outlined the FAQ, which include racism and trolling. They'll ban you for posting anything more revealing than a burqa (the iconic handstand attention whore pic is a bannable offense because she's in a bikini), but they don't mind this stuff.

And yeah, condoning racism makes them shiatbags.

Latinwolf: He's assuming that the "modmins" don't agree with this racist bullshiat. Looking at what they ban and what they choose to ignore, I'm betting a majority of them agree with are the racist assholes.

FTFY.
 
2010-02-25 01:29:09 PM
also:

...the chances that someone would contaminate Islam's nuts...
 
2010-02-25 01:37:49 PM
Something tells me there's probably money to be made in Manhattan in the field of mobile urine collection.

But not by me.
 
2010-02-25 01:57:40 PM
Take a break. I'll mind the store while you're gone.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2010-02-25 02:15:05 PM
You know what I miss? The days when "racism" meant simply the belief that some races were inherently superior or inferior.

The word is meaningless today.
 
2010-02-25 02:17:26 PM
"But the chances that someone would contaminate Islam's nuts while he was away are highly unlikely"

Pure. Comedy. Gold.
 
2010-02-25 02:41:03 PM
unchellmatt: jehovahs witness protection: "Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans American?"

What, exactly, does an American look like?


I was in the car dealership waiting for my car when some woman turned the TV to Fox News and they were reporting on the plane crash in Austin. The blonde anchor chick said that the pilot had "an American-sounding name". I wanted to reach through the screen and punch her. "American-sounding" apparently means "English".
 
2010-02-25 02:42:45 PM
FormlessOne:
Carts should be designed to reasonably ensure that they can be "closed" as needed. Lockable hood or ports, an alarm, or something similar - yet every cart I've looked at (at least, from manufacturer web sites) have none of these features.


This man is a genius.
 
2010-02-25 02:44:35 PM
jehovahs witness protection:
"Did you notice that not ONE of the people in the picture looked like ans (sic) American?"

Just as American as you and me.

I live in NYC. When you come home at 2am, hungry, and one of these Americans is faithfully standing on your corner in sub-freezing weather ready to make you a warm meal for $5, you start to get an appreciation for that.


OnmyojiOmn:
"I'd also like to thank the modmins who see this racist bullshiat in every thread and ignore it. You're doing a hell of a job, shiatbags."


Racist?

douggeivett.files.wordpress.com


How about you take your politically correct self-righteousness somewhere else, asshat? The rest of us actually appreciate being able to see both his comments and yours so we can disagree with them, rather than having our threads sanitized. kthxbye.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall (pops)
 
2010-02-25 02:52:36 PM
there4igraham: Why do they have to leave the cart to go to the bathroom. They should just pee in the street like the everybody else in New York.

They could use a bottle, like truckers do.
 
2010-02-25 03:03:01 PM
So why don't these nutjobs simply team up with one another? Make a deal with the cart guy next to you that you'll make sure his cart isn't tampered with when he's peeing, and he does the same for you.

/not rocket science
 
2010-02-25 03:07:07 PM
StoPPeRmobile: there4igraham: Why do they have to leave the cart to go to the bathroom. They should just pee in the street like the everybody else in New York.

They could use a bottle, like truckers do.


Free lemonade when you buy my nuts!
 
2010-02-25 03:09:02 PM
Helena Handbasket: So why don't these nutjobs simply team up with one another? Make a deal with the cart guy next to you that you'll make sure his cart isn't tampered with when he's peeing, and he does the same for you.

/not rocket science


A) Not a lot of these carts are right next to each other.

B) Even if they were, I don't think one guy watching two carts is enough to comply with the law. I could be wrong, but I think that's what it is.
 
2010-02-25 03:21:24 PM
spmkk: I live in NYC. When you come home at 2am, hungry, and one of these Americans is faithfully standing on your corner in sub-freezing weather ready to make you a warm meal for $5, you start to get an appreciation for that.

Testify. They also get you home quickly as possible with no regard for pedestrians or other cars on the road.
 
2010-02-25 03:29:20 PM
Helena Handbasket: So why don't these nutjobs simply team up with one another? Make a deal with the cart guy next to you that you'll make sure his cart isn't tampered with when he's peeing, and he does the same for you.

They are competitors?
 
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