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(The Joplin Globe)		Man sues Kansas City Royals over being hit with a flying wiener that left him cockeyed (joplinglobe.com)		122
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OlafTheBent		2010-02-24 10:34:31 AM

What a dick

/Cocky attitude

Dr.Knockboots		2010-02-24 11:02:53 AM

Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

thomps		2010-02-24 11:15:15 AM

penis

schattenteufel		2010-02-24 11:26:53 AM

Wait...was it a Boner sighting?!

mytdawg		2010-02-24 11:28:11 AM

Well maybe if they were redesigned...

TheShavingofOccam123		2010-02-24 11:28:26 AM

Sluggerrr wagged his weinie and put an eye out. He's got to pay.

/Been there, done that

Pants full of macaroni!!		2010-02-24 11:28:52 AM

Shoulda used the Weeners tag.

Ponzholio		2010-02-24 11:29:07 AM

First time 'Royals' and 'hit' have been used together in a long time...

impaler		2010-02-24 11:29:23 AM

cockneyed?
www.cockneypride.co.uk

Third In Line		2010-02-24 11:32:14 AM

Someone pointed out on the radio this morning
1) any time you go to a sporting event you have to watch out for flying balls/athletes anyway
2) there is a disclaimer printed on all event tickets

WEENERS!

mitchcumstein1		2010-02-24 11:34:20 AM

Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

Hey, they were good until the mid 90's.

kendricd		2010-02-24 11:35:03 AM

"wayward wiener"

I'm going to try to use that in conversation today.

Regnad Kcin		2010-02-24 11:36:55 AM

Just came in to say that "The Joplin Globe" sounds like a type of sex toy.

littlett's		2010-02-24 11:37:25 AM

mitchcumstein1: Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

Hey, they were good until the mid 90's.

Mid 90's? They were ok until Bo Jackson didn't return.

thomps		2010-02-24 11:37:28 AM

kendricd: "wayward wiener"

I'm going to try to use that in conversation today.

you mean the phrase and not the action, right?

Howiefelter2x		2010-02-24 11:37:35 AM

Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

George Brett would kick your ass for that comment. If he wasn't busy shiatting his pants. He's good for it about once a year.
Link (new window)
Hope he doesn't find me

Howiefelter2x		2010-02-24 11:38:32 AM

Howiefelter2x: Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

George Brett would kick your ass for that comment. If he wasn't busy shiatting his pants. He's good for it about ~~once~~ twice a year.
Link (new window)
Hope he doesn't find me

FTFM

rogrog		2010-02-24 11:38:53 AM

Approves
http://tiny.cc/4hfOO
(Copy & Paste, SFW)

KingKauff		2010-02-24 11:39:28 AM

littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

Hey, they were good until the mid 90's.

Mid 90's? They were ok until Bo Jackson didn't return.

That's because Bo knows when to cut and run

SirLoin		2010-02-24 11:39:59 AM

Maybe you should try catching the hot dog before it hits you in your face, you uncoordinated pussy.

Barakku		2010-02-24 11:40:19 AM

Why should they be sued just because some hotdog man pulled a boner?

/But I suppose the legal pen is mightier than the sword.

littlett's		2010-02-24 11:40:28 AM

KingKauff: littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

Hey, they were good until the mid 90's.

Mid 90's? They were ok until Bo Jackson didn't return.

That's because Bo knows ~~when to cut and run~~ how to get his hip destroyed

kendricd		2010-02-24 11:43:30 AM

thomps: kendricd: "wayward wiener"

I'm going to try to use that in conversation today.

you mean the phrase and not the action, right?

Eh, we'll see where it goes. Wait that doesn't sound right either.

Well...off to a meeting...wayward wiener hehe

mitchcumstein1		2010-02-24 11:43:35 AM

Howiefelter2x		2010-02-24 11:43:52 AM

littlett's: KingKauff: littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

Hey, they were good until the mid 90's.

Mid 90's? They were ok until Bo Jackson didn't return.

That's because Bo knows when to cut and run how to get his hip destroyed

And as a KC fan this was the ultimate smack in the face. How the fark can the raiders ruin KC baseball? By signing and hurting Bo. He was the next best thing to Brett. Goddamned raiders.

Rapmaster2000		2010-02-24 11:44:14 AM

At least he won't have to see the Royals play any more.

littlett's		2010-02-24 11:44:48 AM

mitchcumstein1: Now leave my Royals alone, it's not their fault.

I'm still bitter about 85! Worrell beat him to the bag dammit!

/Cardinals fan.

1lastcall		2010-02-24 11:46:05 AM

Third In Line		2010-02-24 11:47:37 AM

1lastcall: KingKauff: littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Dr.Knockboots: Ought to sue them for that shame of a team they have been fielding since the 80's.

Hey, they were good until the mid 90's.

Mid 90's? They were ok until Bo Jackson didn't return.

That's because Bo knows when to cut and run

What the hell do you know?

Smackdown in progress?
*popcorn*

OldsmoBuick		2010-02-24 11:48:35 AM

littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Now leave my Royals alone, it's not their fault.

I'm still bitter about 85! Worrell beat him to the bag dammit!

/Cardinals fan.

I hope you are not serious about that call. That happened in Game 6. Tell me what the score was in Game 7, and then tell me how you can whine about being robbed of the Series.

wpmulligan		2010-02-24 11:49:45 AM

This is the hot dog that hit him in the eye.

www.hotdoglauncher.com

mitchcumstein1		2010-02-24 11:53:10 AM

littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Now leave my Royals alone, it's not their fault.

I'm still bitter about 85! Worrell beat him to the bag dammit!

/Cardinals fan.

That's because God hates St. Louis, it's a fact, you can look it up.

littlett's		2010-02-24 11:53:14 AM

OldsmoBuick: I hope you are not serious about that call. That happened in Game 6. Tell me what the score was in Game 7, and then tell me how you can whine about being robbed of the Series.

If they hadn't blown that call, there wouldn't have been a game 7.

Strobeguy		2010-02-24 11:53:44 AM

did the offending frank have mustard?
Enquiring minds want know

/prefer the smokey links

littlett's		2010-02-24 11:54:05 AM

mitchcumstein1: That's because God hates St. Louis, it's a fact, you can look it up.

After the 87 series with the Twins and the series against the Red Sox, I can believe it.

Ponzholio		2010-02-24 11:55:58 AM

littlett's: mitchcumstein1: Now leave my Royals alone, it's not their fault.

I'm still bitter about 85! Worrell beat him to the bag dammit!

/Cardinals fan.

My college roommate was a Cardinals fan. He had a Cardinals '85 World Series Champs pennant, so I had to bring my correct Royals '85 World Series Champs pennant. He was also a Buffalo Bills fan and had a poster of OJ Simpson, he agreed to take it down if OJ got convicted of the murders...

KingKauff		2010-02-24 11:58:08 AM

littlett's: mitchcumstein1: That's because God hates St. Louis, it's a fact, you can look it up.

After the 87 series with the Twins and the series against the Red Sox, I can believe it.

The Twins are infamous for stealing the Series

Blood Goblet		2010-02-24 12:00:37 PM

Check out the comments section. Sadly, those people are completely serious.

/lives in the Ozarks
//Springfield, so not nearly as bad as Joplin
///still can't wait to leave

Third In Line		2010-02-24 12:02:15 PM

Can't we just talk about weeners?

It's Hump Day, people!!!

littlett's		2010-02-24 12:04:11 PM

KingKauff: The Twins are infamous for stealing the Series

They didn't steal it, we just couldn't win a home game.

Third In Line: Can't we just talk about weeners?

I like foot longs, but I find that no matter how hard I try I can never get it all in at once.

Lawn_offit		2010-02-24 12:04:56 PM

Next time swallow.

OldsmoBuick		2010-02-24 12:05:21 PM

littlett's: OldsmoBuick: I hope you are not serious about that call. That happened in Game 6. Tell me what the score was in Game 7, and then tell me how you can whine about being robbed of the Series.

If they hadn't blown that call, there wouldn't have been a game 7.

Umm, you don't know that. That call happened on the lead off batter for the ninth, Orta. I would say Porter's passed ball that allowed the runners to move up to third and second (which then led to an intentional walk and a pinch hitter up next for the pitcher spot in the lineup) had more to do with the outcome than that blown call.

CrankMyBlueSax		2010-02-24 12:06:34 PM

littlett's: KingKauff: The Twins are infamous for stealing the Series

They didn't steal it, we just couldn't win a home game.

Third In Line: Can't we just talk about weeners?

I like foot longs, but I find that no matter how hard I try I can never get it all in at once.

Fap

Third In Line		2010-02-24 12:06:52 PM

littlett's: I like foot longs, but I find that no matter how hard I try I can never get it all in at once.

THANK you. At least someone knows how to do it right, hmph.

penis

TheNewJesus		2010-02-24 12:07:29 PM

wha? We have a baseball team?

I did not know this.

littlett's		2010-02-24 12:08:00 PM

OldsmoBuick: Umm, you don't know that. That call happened on the lead off batter for the ninth, Orta. I would say Porter's passed ball that allowed the runners to move up to third and second (which then led to an intentional walk and a pinch hitter up next for the pitcher spot in the lineup) had more to do with the outcome than that blown call.

It changed the momentum of the game. If we had gotten that out, it would have put a lot more pressure on the guys at the plate.

Joy25		2010-02-24 12:09:02 PM

Third In Line: Can't we just talk about weeners?

It's Hump Day, people!!!

The foot longs are great but I like the fat ones that plump.

Third In Line		2010-02-24 12:10:59 PM

Joy25: Third In Line: Can't we just talk about weeners?

It's Hump Day, people!!!

The foot longs are great but I like the fat ones that plump.

woot

OldsmoBuick		2010-02-24 12:18:37 PM

littlett's:

It changed the momentum of the game. If we had gotten that out, it would have put a lot more pressure on the guys at the plate.

It was a 1-0 World Series game in the bottom of the ninth. The pressure was already there.

Care to explain Game 7?

/11-0