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(LA Times)   Man who lost hand in train accident two weeks ago is apparently a slow learner as he gets hit by train...again   (latimes.com) divider line 48
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2010-02-24 10:14:43 AM
At least it wasn't his fap hand.
Or was it?
 
2010-02-24 10:22:59 AM
slow learner? i'm going with twice failed suicide.
 
2010-02-24 10:24:05 AM
bongmiester: slow learner? i'm going with twice failed suicide.

I think slow learner works for that too.
 
2010-02-24 10:36:33 AM
What does a train say to a guy with no hands?

Nothing, the train already told him twice.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-02-24 10:42:47 AM
scrapetv.com

Steerriiike two!!

*Continues waiting at the train station platform*
 
2010-02-24 10:53:58 AM
Let's give this man a hand!
 
2010-02-24 10:55:43 AM
The closest this guy will ever come to "clap" is Lindsay Lohan.

/got nothin'
 
2010-02-24 10:57:15 AM
It's not like they sneak up on you.
 
2010-02-24 10:58:08 AM
So can he shop at a second-hand store?

Was this an example of occupational re-training?

Was he on the wrong track?
 
2010-02-24 10:58:28 AM
Pud: Steerriiike two!!

*Continues waiting at the train station platform*


It's a swiiiiing,....and a miss
 
2010-02-24 11:02:10 AM
The sheriff's department investigated the first incident as an accident.

That's some fine police work, Lou

www.thereheis.com

/hot
 
2010-02-24 11:02:10 AM
I'm guessing he's just really bad at killing himself.
 
2010-02-24 11:02:51 AM
Dude....A) quit drinking, or B) seek mental help before you finsh killing yourself.
 
2010-02-24 11:05:18 AM
booger42: Dude....A) quit drinking, or B) seek mental help before you finsh killing yourself.

No C? The answer is always C.

/C.) just kill yourself already
 
2010-02-24 11:05:37 AM
Sgt Michael Myers?
 
2010-02-24 11:06:21 AM
Either these are multiple failed suicide/selfmutilation attempts, or just chronic stupidity combined with "Derp, I like trains".

This guy needs to be sterilized for the good of the species.
 
2010-02-24 11:06:30 AM
Is that the sound of one hand clapping?


No, it's a train. Move your dumb ass...
 
2010-02-24 11:07:01 AM
Pair-o-Dice: booger42: Dude....A) quit drinking, or B) seek mental help before you finsh killing yourself.

No C? The answer is always C.

/C.) just kill yourself already


Shaddup - I was TRYING to help...ah, nevermind I'm going to lunch
 
2010-02-24 11:10:34 AM
Groundhog Day was like three weeks ago.
 
2010-02-24 11:11:58 AM
SpectroBoy
Either these are multiple failed suicide/selfmutilation attempts, or just chronic stupidity combined with "Derp, I like trains".

The first one was an accident. The second one was him going back to look for his hand. If this keeps up, he won't be able to pick it up if he finds it.
 
2010-02-24 11:14:23 AM
Bondith: SpectroBoy
Either these are multiple failed suicide/selfmutilation attempts, or just chronic stupidity combined with "Derp, I like trains".

The first one was an accident. The second one was him going back to look for his hand. If this keeps up, he won't be able to pick it up if he finds it.


Knock it off with those offhanded comments.
 
2010-02-24 11:16:21 AM
Proof that you can train a man.
 
2010-02-24 11:16:32 AM
docmattic: Knock it off with those offhanded comments.


I never fingered you for a fan of puns...
 
2010-02-24 11:18:41 AM
pwhp_67: docmattic: Knock it off with those offhanded comments.


I never fingered you for a fan of puns...


Normally I would have posted more puns, but today I'm just stumped.
 
2010-02-24 11:20:26 AM
This guys had a few too many drops of Jupiter.


/Hit by Train
//Born this way
///Move along, folks.
////Nothing more to see here.
 
2010-02-24 11:23:34 AM
I lost my leg in Dallas. I was dancing with a train.
 
2010-02-24 11:26:41 AM
dryknife: Groundhog Day was like three weeks ago.

But if feels just like yesterday.

docmattic: pwhp_67: docmattic: Knock it off with those offhanded comments.

I never fingered you for a fan of puns...

Normally I would have posted more puns, but today I'm just stumped.


On the other hand, maybe the ghost of Casey Jones is out to get him.
 
2010-02-24 11:26:56 AM
Don't worry, there will be a third time. And you know what they say about the third time: it's a charm...or it's strike three and you're out. Either way we only have to deal with one more story about this dumbass.
 
2010-02-24 11:27:25 AM
Yeah right I can think of a good log in: I'm guessing he's just really bad at killing himself.

Of course he's bad at it... but he's improving, okay?

I mean, it's obvious he's in training.
 
2010-02-24 11:27:30 AM
I ride those trains every morning so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-02-24 11:28:32 AM
Sybarite: I lost my leg in Dallas. I was dancing with a train.

Maybe he was dancing with Mr. Brownstone?
 
2010-02-24 11:36:35 AM
i.fanpix.net

Let's all give him a hand!
 
2010-02-24 11:42:49 AM
Police say the man was taken to a hospital Tuesday with non-life-threatening injuries and will receive a mental health evaluation.

If they had given him the evaluation the 1st time, maybe he wouldn't be in this predicament!

/or maybe he went to grab onto a hand rail and forgot??
 
2010-02-24 11:44:57 AM
knowyourmeme.com
 
2010-02-24 11:46:18 AM
As the theme from M*A*S*H plays softly in the background...
 
2010-02-24 11:48:34 AM
FrancoFile: As the theme from M*A*S*H plays softly in the background...



I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
 
2010-02-24 11:49:17 AM
Pair-o-Dice: Sybarite: I lost my leg in Dallas. I was dancing with a train.

Maybe he was dancing with Mr. Brownstone?


He was all in love with dying. He was doing it in Texas.
 
2010-02-24 11:56:08 AM
Maybe they need to build an idiot-proof barrier near the tracks...
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-02-24 12:23:59 PM
palelizard: Pair-o-Dice: Sybarite: I lost my leg in Dallas. I was dancing with a train.

Maybe he was dancing with Mr. Brownstone?

He was all in love with dying. He was doing it in Texas.


I'm blind in Texas, the lone star is hot tonight.
 
2010-02-24 12:29:59 PM
He's going to be all right.

/surprised the obvious pun/AD reference hadn't been made yet
 
2010-02-24 12:31:41 PM
www.tshirthell.com
 
2010-02-24 12:38:51 PM
I heard the engineer is being charged with armed robbery.
 
2010-02-24 12:46:47 PM
CaesarSneezy: I heard the engineer is being charged with armed robbery.

www.fileden.com
 
2010-02-24 01:14:35 PM
God - "Fark, he's not dead yet? Oh wait he's back at the train station. Let me try this again..."
 
2010-02-24 01:39:54 PM
Fool me once, train, shame on you...
 
2010-02-24 03:37:00 PM
FTFA: Police say the man was taken to a hospital Tuesday with non-life-threatening injuries and will receive a mental health evaluation.

You're doing it wrong...
 
2010-02-24 07:45:59 PM
This sounds like secondhand news...
 
2010-02-25 03:03:27 AM
Darwin keeps trying, and he keeps slipping away.
 
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