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2010-02-24 10:49:53 AM  
Elmyr de Hory is laughing from his grave.
 
2010-02-24 10:58:35 AM  
I don't think munch of your headline Subby.
 
2010-02-24 11:06:09 AM  
I find the headline accurate and should be used as the benchmark which all other headline submissions should be judged.
 
2010-02-24 11:10:54 AM  
Hey guys! I just put all my money into my art collection and bought Michaelangelo's Mona Lisa. It was a lot, but the deal was worth it!
 
2010-02-24 11:12:38 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

Yeah, the connection is definitely toulouse. I don't think he was suerat what he was talking about. But keep on submitting, Subby: Drew needs all the monet he can get.
 
2010-02-24 11:41:08 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

+1
 
2010-02-24 11:41:53 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

My impressionist you don't like the pun?
 
2010-02-24 11:41:57 AM  
That's funny; I just painted an original Jackson Pollock all over subby's Mom's face last night.
 
2010-02-24 11:42:20 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

Yeah, the connection is definitely toulouse. I don't think he was suerat what he was talking about. But keep on submitting, Subby: Drew needs all the monet he can get.


You guys nit-picasso much!
 
2010-02-24 11:43:33 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

Yes, it was a craven attempt.
 
2010-02-24 11:43:52 AM  
Dagas to be kidding me.
 
2010-02-24 11:44:16 AM  
puckrock2000: That's funny; I just painted an original Jackson Pollock all over subby's Mom's face last night.

Lame.
 
2010-02-24 11:44:33 AM  
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben 2010-02-24 11:42:20 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

Yeah, the connection is definitely toulouse. I don't think he was suerat what he was talking about. But keep on submitting, Subby: Drew needs all the monet he can get.

You guys nit-picasso much munch!

FTFY
 
2010-02-24 11:44:47 AM  
Burn_The_Plows: Elmyr de Hory is laughing from his grave.

Him and Hans van Meegeren.
 
2010-02-24 11:45:00 AM  
mexicymru: puckrock2000: That's funny; I just painted an original Jackson Pollock all over subby's Mom's face last night.

Lame.


Like a man who sends his ear to his girlfriend.
 
2010-02-24 11:47:57 AM  
I_C_Weener: mexicymru: puckrock2000: That's funny; I just painted an original Jackson Pollock all over subby's Mom's face last night.

Lame.

Like a man who sends his ear to his girlfriend.


I need that like I need a hole in the head
 
2010-02-24 11:49:01 AM  
Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's
 
2010-02-24 11:49:08 AM  
I_C_Weener: Like a man who sends his ear to his girlfriend.

Purportedly, he actually had tinnitus. And presumably a surfeit of postage stamps for which he couldn't find a better use.
 
2010-02-24 11:50:06 AM  
Barakku: I_C_Weener: mexicymru: puckrock2000: That's funny; I just painted an original Jackson Pollock all over subby's Mom's face last night.

Lame.

Like a man who sends his ear to his girlfriend.

I need that like I need a hole in the head


You just know she was nagging him. "You never buy me flowers. You never buy me chocolates. You never do anything nice for me. You never show me how much you love me."

And of course his note with the ear read, "I wanted to give you something of me but my heart was too hard to tear out. And besides, now I can only hear half your goddamned nagging!"
 
2010-02-24 11:51:15 AM  
RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

Came here for THIS. Thanks for taking care of it.
 
2010-02-24 11:53:01 AM  
RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.
 
2010-02-24 11:54:37 AM  
I still want to know what happened to The Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies by van Klump.
 
2010-02-24 11:55:01 AM  
img641.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-24 11:56:55 AM  
Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.


Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.
 
2010-02-24 11:58:01 AM  
mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.


Rubens a sandwich, Dali.
 
2010-02-24 11:58:23 AM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: I still want to know what happened to The Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies by van Klump.

Listen carefully. I shall say this only once.
 
2010-02-24 11:59:10 AM  
I_C_Weener: Rubens a sandwich, Dali.

Your Dali's just lazy, Poussin.
 
2010-02-24 12:00:46 PM  
I_C_Weener: mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.

Rubens a sandwich, Dali.


Dali's where you buy the sandwich, you messhugineh Goya.
 
2010-02-24 12:01:19 PM  
I eat Gorilla Munch. It's a great cereal for kids with just three ingedients, all organic. Zero fat, so my dietician approves.
 
2010-02-24 12:01:26 PM  
You know who ELSE was an artist?
 
2010-02-24 12:02:15 PM  
MonkeyAngst: I_C_Weener: mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.

Rubens a sandwich, Dali.

Dali's where you buy the sandwich, you messhugineh Goya.


I'm not your Goya, buddy.
 
2010-02-24 12:02:57 PM  
And Drew, Wyeth it you are allowing all these horrible puns?
 
2010-02-24 12:03:20 PM  
img94.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-24 12:03:31 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't think munch of your headline Subby.

Yeah, the connection is definitely toulouse. I don't think he was suerat what he was talking about. But keep on submitting, Subby: Drew needs all the monet he can get.


Pierce-onally, I think Subby should be frida portray himself as abad, childish headline writer if he so chooses. You know wada they say, Subby: Carpi diem. That is judd's my impression, though. Rembrandt.
 
2010-02-24 12:04:18 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: And Drew, Wyeth it you are allowing all these horrible puns?

More clicks, more Monet.
 
2010-02-24 12:04:38 PM  
Inigo_Montoya
You know who ELSE was an artist?

Pierre-Auguste Renoir?
 
2010-02-24 12:05:36 PM  
mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.


Giovanni Bernardo Azzolini 1572-1645 (new window), Twachtmann.
 
2010-02-24 12:07:47 PM  
RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

Came here to say this.

/liberal arts school what?
 
2010-02-24 12:08:36 PM  
mexicymru: MonkeyAngst: I_C_Weener: mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.

Rubens a sandwich, Dali.

Dali's where you buy the sandwich, you messhugineh Goya.

I'm not your Goya, buddy.




I want my dada.
 
2010-02-24 12:13:13 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: And Drew, Wyeth it you are allowing all these horrible puns?

Mine was pretty good, so Pissarro off.
 
2010-02-24 12:18:12 PM  
DarnoKonrad: AdolfOliverPanties: And Drew, Wyeth it you are allowing all these horrible puns?

Mine was pretty good, so Pissarro off.


Yeah, yours was the dog's pollocks. Don't let the haters get you downes.

/a stretch indeed
 
2010-02-24 12:18:13 PM  
All this punning is quite Brueghel. I shall have to call the Constable. Or the Sargent.
 
2010-02-24 12:18:57 PM  
MonkeyAngst: I_C_Weener: mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.

Rubens a sandwich, Dali.

Dali's where you buy the sandwich, you messhugineh Goya.


Hey! That's insulting! Why don't you take a good, long look in the miró before you start hurling pejoratives?
 
2010-02-24 12:19:30 PM  
ttyymmnn: All this punning is quite Brueghel. I shall have to call the Constable. Or the Sargent.

Frankly, I'm more intimidated by Whistler's Mother.
 
2010-02-24 12:21:07 PM  
IBreakdance2NIN: DarnoKonrad: AdolfOliverPanties: And Drew, Wyeth it you are allowing all these horrible puns?

Mine was pretty good, so Pissarro off.

Yeah, yours was the dog's pollocks. Don't let the haters get you downes.

/a stretch indeed


That was a pointillist post.
 
2010-02-24 12:21:52 PM  
Also:

image3.examiner.com

Does Not Approve.
 
2010-02-24 12:22:02 PM  
IBreakdance2NIN: Frankly, I'm more intimidated by Whistler's Mother.

static.rateyourmusic.com

/ Obscure?
// Hot like a Box Car
 
2010-02-24 12:22:08 PM  
subby, subby
Edvard Munch, 1893
 
2010-02-24 12:23:10 PM  
Regnad Kcin: mexicymru: MonkeyAngst: I_C_Weener: mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.

Rubens a sandwich, Dali.

Dali's where you buy the sandwich, you messhugineh Goya.

I'm not your Goya, buddy.

I want my dada.




I'd pay good Monet if you'd shut up.
 
2010-02-24 12:25:44 PM  
schattenteufel: Regnad Kcin: mexicymru: MonkeyAngst: I_C_Weener: mexicymru: Regnad Kcin: RobotOmens: Munch did "The Scream" not Van Gogh, Dumas's

And Dumas was a writer, Azzolini.

Azzolini's a pasta, Rubens.

Rubens a sandwich, Dali.

Dali's where you buy the sandwich, you messhugineh Goya.

I'm not your Goya, buddy.

I want my dada.



I'd pay good Monet if you'd shut up.


Keep your Money, Koch.
 
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