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(Some Tweaker)   Pippi Longstocking gets an extreme meth makeover, arrested   ( koco.com) divider line
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39385 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Feb 2010 at 4:26 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-02-24 02:54:14 AM  
MY EYES!!!!
 
2010-02-24 03:00:00 AM  
Still chuckling.
 
2010-02-24 03:02:05 AM  
"According to that other guy, he could blow up the whole block with some of that," said Edwards.

What the fark kind of quote is this??
 
2010-02-24 03:21:51 AM  
That picture should be on posters.

"This is what meth use makes you look like!"
 
2010-02-24 03:22:36 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
Better. Classic farkface
 
2010-02-24 03:41:35 AM  
No, no subby. That's "Sockeye the inhaler-man" the illigetimate love-child between Pippi and Popeye. We were all trying to keep this under wraps and away from Olive.
Thanks a lot you rotten bastard.

www.koco.com
 
2010-02-24 04:25:00 AM  

rcain: That's "Sockeye the inhaler-man" the illigetimate love-child between Pippi and Popeye.


TOOT! TOOT! *hack-choke-cough*
 
2010-02-24 04:31:33 AM  
I hate it when WWII era AA rounds are stored in a manner that could blow up an entire block.
 
2010-02-24 04:31:42 AM  
WTF?

Crap

Damn

Shait
 
2010-02-24 04:40:28 AM  
i31.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-24 04:44:17 AM  
Warr acres...lol

This is so full of win, eh pippi
 
2010-02-24 04:51:14 AM  

Airfoilsguy: "According to that other guy, he could blow up the whole block with some of that," said Edwards.

What the fark kind of quote is this??


Well, at least he was very sure of his information and his source. I mean, would that other guy lie to you? Would he? No way.
 
2010-02-24 04:58:49 AM  
I'd hit it.

Seriously, how can you see what that crap does to people and decide, "sure, I'd like some of that!?"
 
2010-02-24 05:01:31 AM  

999thacct: I'd hit it.

Seriously, how can you see what that crap does to people and decide, "sure, I'd like some of that!?"


I think it's the fact that even though it does that to people, they still do it. I mean, it must be pretty good if people choose it over looks, health, and sanity, right?
 
2010-02-24 05:01:34 AM  

999thacct: I'd hit it.

Seriously, how can you see what that crap does to people and decide, "sure, I'd like some of that!?"


Well speak for yourself Mr "I have super-models sucking me dry every night"
I'd hit it.

... if only because it looks too sad, decrepit and frail to hit back.
 
2010-02-24 05:03:28 AM  
The cops estimated the drugs and ammo had a street value of eleventy million dollars.
 
2010-02-24 05:03:37 AM  
meth it's a helluva drug
/etc etc ...
// nothing to see here move along
 
2010-02-24 05:13:47 AM  
If you cover the left half of the pic, it almost looks like undead Maury Povich.
 
2010-02-24 05:19:10 AM  

TheWhoppah: The cops estimated the drugs and ammo had a street value of eleventy million dollars.


And about 11 teen million mega tons of explosives. Enough to blow up a city block in littleputen land.
 
2010-02-24 05:20:09 AM  
Damn...4:15 in the a.m. Pippi has always been a favorite of mine. I was going to one day see the world. Who knew that I only had to go south and step in it. (or smell it, depends on how you know the joke)
 
2010-02-24 05:22:34 AM  
His neighbor is John Edwards.
 
2010-02-24 05:24:32 AM  
img85.imageshack.us

Explains so much about Chris Kattan.
 
2010-02-24 05:24:43 AM  
"Just call me Chef"

//obscure?
 
2010-02-24 05:24:59 AM  
www.foodfacts.info

/not a photoshopper - have at it.
 
2010-02-24 05:26:48 AM  
Officers said John Francis Wallace had been dealing drugs from his home. Neighbors said they had their eyes on the house and have had their suspicions lately on what happens behind closed doors.

"We've known he's been selling drugs and crap like that for a long time," said neighbor John Edwards.

Warr Acres police raided the house looking for drugs. Officers said they found 10 ounces of psychedelic mushrooms, marijuana and methamphetamine inside.


img6.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-24 05:30:26 AM  
Good to see Robert Blake is still going strong.
 
2010-02-24 06:01:59 AM  

ALL LIES!!

 
2010-02-24 06:11:39 AM  

pippi longstocking: ALL LIES!!


Not surprised to see you awake.
 
2010-02-24 06:12:37 AM  

untaken_name: 999thacct: I'd hit it.

Seriously, how can you see what that crap does to people and decide, "sure, I'd like some of that!?"

I think it's the fact that even though it does that to people, they still do it. I mean, it must be pretty good if people choose it over looks, health, and sanity, right?


Same could be said for junk food
 
2010-02-24 06:20:17 AM  
ya know, it says "enlarge" under the pic, im thinkin "really? but why? why would some one want to see that up close??"... yeah, and after clicking it, i still dont know. but in any case, i think we've found chris kattan and gollum's love child. and my, is it purdy.
 
2010-02-24 06:36:20 AM  
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Yeah yeah yeah hey


/Just seemed appropriate
 
2010-02-24 06:38:02 AM  
goofybeast.files.wordpress.com
+
www.telltheinternet.co.uk

It could happen.
 
2010-02-24 06:42:17 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: It could happen.


The question remains however...
Who would snort who?
 
2010-02-24 06:48:47 AM  
www.siffblog.com
 
2010-02-24 06:52:22 AM  
HOLY SHIAT!!!
What IS that thing!?
 
2010-02-24 06:54:12 AM  
"I'll give you my left eye for a hit"

Is it just me thinking this?
 
2010-02-24 07:01:14 AM  
Hey Smoking Gun, we better see this one on friday!
 
2010-02-24 07:04:40 AM  
Are you sure I haven't taken those mushrooms? That would be the only explaination for the pic.
 
2010-02-24 07:12:39 AM  
I've seen a lot of mugshots, but besides the bunny-slipper man, this is the only time I gasped and said Oh my farking god when I caught the first look.
 
2010-02-24 07:37:09 AM  

untaken_name: Airfoilsguy: "According to that other guy, he could blow up the whole block with some of that," said Edwards.

What the fark kind of quote is this??

Well, at least he was very sure of his information and his source. I mean, would that other guy lie to you? Would he? No way.


He must have been telling the truth. I read in like some newsy, papery thingy that it was like totally true and stuff.
 
2010-02-24 07:38:15 AM  

Airfoilsguy: "According to that other guy, he could blow up the whole block with some of that," said Edwards.

What the fark kind of quote is this??


I came here to say this. What the hell?
 
2010-02-24 07:39:29 AM  
Ohhh yeah. This guy is going to show up in a metric assload of threads.
 
2010-02-24 07:44:28 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Ohhh yeah. This guy is going to show up in a metric assload of threads.


Shouldn't you be over here? (new window)
 
2010-02-24 07:45:41 AM  
I just never understood the appeal of drugs that 'crank you up' as I'm already too neurotic as it is...

/old
 
2010-02-24 07:59:56 AM  
ARRRRRR!!! THEY BE STEALIN MAH BOOTY!!!!!
 
2010-02-24 08:00:24 AM  
img191.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-24 08:01:29 AM  
"We also found a large amount of military ordinance -- larger shells," said Warr Acres Police Maj. Hugh Osborn.

It's ordnance, you putz. Just like how the cavalry is not the Calvary, or materiel isn't material.
 
2010-02-24 08:08:49 AM  
img51.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-24 08:09:51 AM  
"We also found a large amount of military ordinance -- larger shells," said Warr Acres Police Maj. Hugh Osborn.

Investigators said one of the shells was a piece of World War II-era anti-aircraft ammunition. Other large military ammunitions were found, too.


Thunderbolt and Lighthead

Eastwood: Okay, we're in the depository. Get the big gun.
Lighthead: Uh? Wha?
Eastwood: The big gun. The big shiny thing
Lighthead: This?
Eastwood: That's a crack pipe. Put it down. Forget it. I'll get the gun.
Lighthead: Oh. Okay.
Eastwood: Alright. The gun is assembled. Get the ammo.
Lighthead: The what?
Eastwood: The ammo. The big bullets. Go get it.
Lighthead: This?
Eastwood: That's one of your teeth. Where the hell did that come from? Never mind. I'll get it.
(Gun Fires)
Lighthead: Oh... Noise. Head feels wakey.
Eastwood: Let's get the money. Hey! Wake up.
George Kennedy: The car's loaded. Let's go. Hey. Where's Lighthead?
Eastwood: He's sleeping. Let's leave him.
George Kennedy: Aren't you afraid he blab about us to the cops?
Eastwood: Look at him. He's sucking on a piece of asbestos insulation.
George Kennedy: You're right. Let's leave him.
(Later)
Cop: We caught you sleeping in the vault next to a 20mm gun. Who helped you?
Lighthead: Huh?
Cop: Where's your gang?
Lighthead: I'm hungry.
Cops: Tell us who you worked with and we'll give you some food.
Lighthead: So cold. Shivering.
Cops: It's 80 degrees in here. You're under a 120 watt lamp.
Lighthead: zzzzzz
 
2010-02-24 08:10:19 AM  
with a trusting face like that, who would of thunk it?
 
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