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2003-04-20 10:10:21 PM
As long as we're on the subject, I happen to have a 1986 Mercedes E-300 I'd like to sell if anyone is interested. It's got over 100,000 miles on it, and I don't think the previous owner was ever made aware of the existence of car wax. But, if any of you Farkettes have a philandering boyfriend and are thinking of trying this, I have the perfect car for you. (Though I am not advocating doing anything criminal, because that would be wrong, right?). Has a nice CD player, too.
 
2003-04-20 10:12:59 PM
Did it say he was home at the time at the time she attacked the other woman? I don't recall it saying that (and I don't feel like reading it again). If he wasn't, maybe she was a burglar!!!!

hey, you never know.
 
2003-04-20 10:16:20 PM
Mercy01, I thought the exact same thing. Odds are though, he was hittin it.
 
2003-04-20 10:18:02 PM
Freedom maid?
 
2003-04-20 10:21:34 PM
Man does it: Everyone here will want his head on a platter. Woman does it, first 3 comments are 'well, he was cheating'.

It's never cool to break enter and assault with a bat. Period. She's a psycho-biatch.

Men. we can kick your ass, but we won't let us.

BTW, Nabb1, I'd trust my corolla to break into someone's house, but it's not a faith I will ever test, though Toyotas are solid.
 
2003-04-20 10:22:11 PM
Even if he was hittin' it, that doesn't entitle her to go after him. It's not as if she owns him or anything.

(I'm just annoyed, I know how this would be presented if he were doing the garage ramming, breaking in, and beating with a bat.)
 
2003-04-20 10:23:39 PM
If a man did this, half the people here would be saying he deserves death. A woman does it and it's funny. Why?
 
2003-04-20 10:24:50 PM
I believe that the other woman was some-one he was cheating with.

Question: If she so believed that he was cheating to the point of ramming her car into his garage why didn't she just leave him??

Are these women put out in society by male chauvenists in an attempt to make women looking like a group of complete fark i n g idiots.
 
2003-04-20 10:26:15 PM
 
2003-04-20 10:26:58 PM
you'd think I could find a better picture of clara harris...
 
2003-04-20 10:30:05 PM
anybody see this disturbing tidbit on teh sidebar?

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2123459/detail.html
 
2003-04-20 10:31:26 PM
'cuz women are the weaker sex, and we just can't take a threat from them seriously.


/one ticket please
 
2003-04-20 10:34:36 PM
A psycho-hose-beast.
 
2003-04-20 10:38:25 PM
Stubblyhead: I'm a bit confused by that article. How is it animal cruelty if it was dead when they found it?

Sogirlshaveacrotch: Yeah, but we all know that's really just true.
 
2003-04-20 10:44:05 PM
This kind of thing is why Andre Rison went to Left Eye's funeral--he had to be sure.
 
2003-04-20 10:51:18 PM
Millbarge: that is simultaneously horrible and comedic gold. Well done.
 
2003-04-20 10:53:41 PM
at least he was cheatin and she didnt wreck her innocent boyfriends house
 
2003-04-20 11:00:35 PM
"Honest baby, I dunno where that woman come from. She must've just fallen out from the ceiling or something".
/Rodman
 
2003-04-20 11:11:54 PM
I think the moral of the story is simple. Dont get involved with chicks with Mercs.
 
2003-04-20 11:15:08 PM
04-20-03 10:10:21 PM Nabb1
As long as we're on the subject, I happen to have a 1986 Mercedes E-300 I'd like to sell if anyone is interested.


Nabb1,
The Mercedes Benz style numbers didn't start putting the letter in front of the numbers until 1992, before then it would be a 300E or whatever. In any case, I may be interested in the car.

If you read this and wanna discuss it further email me at my user name at hotmail dot com.
 
2003-04-20 11:15:33 PM
the boyfriend still not dead after she ran over?

oh... that's a different story. i thought it was the same guy who got ran over by his girlfriend in a mercedez. must've been some invincible guy.
 
2003-04-20 11:15:36 PM
When are there going to be shelters hiding men from crazy Glenn Close (sp?) ho-bags?
Or 7 day waiting periods for women buying Benz's?
Or Registering all MB's driven by 30-50 yr old women as deadly weapons?
How Many More Must Die?
 
2003-04-20 11:15:41 PM
SOOOOOOOOoooooooo...

Was he cheating or not?
 
2003-04-20 11:23:26 PM
She's 26? What's the big deal? Either her parents buy her a new one, or she makes up with the b/f and he buys it.

Sheesh.
 
2003-04-20 11:24:07 PM
Why is it always a Mercedes?
 
2003-04-20 11:29:15 PM
1. Article is just a bit VAGUE on the specifics, like was he really cheating.
2. She is a psycho with issues.. I mean, I can see her slashing his tires, breaking a few windows sure.. good ol clean fun but I draw the line at ruining a nice benz front end and attacking some unknown chick with a louisville slugger.
3. Take a hint lady, he aint worth going to jail over and ya might wanna make sure he's cheating first.
 
2003-04-20 11:31:06 PM
Machtyn ...Psycho-hose-beast... *snicker*
 
2003-04-20 11:35:26 PM
Chariset:

The hood ornament makes a good sight.
 
2003-04-20 11:40:23 PM
You'd have to be pretty pissed off the ruin a Mercedes for a guy like that(or nuts), maybe he gave her herpes or something. Just because she did something psycho doesn't mean he didn't give her a reason....

/runs
 
2003-04-20 11:41:53 PM
Note: She trashed the bedroom, but there's nothing to indicate anyone was THERE. Thusly, the other woman who was at the home may have been a farking insurance salesperson.
 
2003-04-20 11:43:02 PM
For this shiat, the boyfriend should get a free "anytime buttsex" card.


/calls ticketmaster with horns
 
2003-04-20 11:45:07 PM
She shoulda just waited and Bobbit'ed him. Still have the Merc, ruin his fun and get off due to PMS-induced insanity.
 
2003-04-20 11:45:48 PM
FarkingUpTheWrongTree,

does it have to be with her?
 
2003-04-20 11:48:57 PM
Did she have a bum in her windshield?
 
2003-04-20 11:51:14 PM
Crazy biatches. That must be why I'm single.
 
2003-04-20 11:52:32 PM
Women if you believe your man is cheating.

1. shortterm relationship = leave
2. Long term eg marriage = find out even if that means getting a private detective do not throw it away with jealous rages on suspicion or rumour

Once you have found out. Exact your revenge.
Rules for women exacting revenge.
1. Do not dump him until revenge is in place it would be too bloody obvious if you do
2. Do not use anything physical the reality is he is most likely alot stronger than you so you would end up second best.
3. Do not cause property damage this is extremely noticeable and dna testing will most likely catch you
4. Think of things you know about him. I.E does he work cash in hand a letter and phone call to the IRS and some information and leads could seriously lead the guy into hot water and because you haven't dumped him he will not suspect it is you.


Alternative for the mature woman: just leave and get on with your life.
 
2003-04-21 12:26:52 AM
Funny thing happened when I found out my wife had a fella on the side: she accused me, in a loud, strident voice, and swinging, of sleeping with my sous chef. The next week she accused me of sleeping with one of my best friends, who happened to be dating a buddy of mine.

Have to thank her though. She cured me of sleeping with crazy women. So far, at least...
 
2003-04-21 12:38:17 AM
 
2003-04-21 12:41:16 AM
"Hell hath no fury like a woman (and a Mercedes)scorned"

/shakespeare
 
2003-04-21 12:42:44 AM
I'm not sure I can blame him for cheating. If she's like that, maybe he ditched her. Psychobiatch, that doesn't just suddenly appear though, you nurture that insanity all your life, especially when its only a boyfriend cheating on you. It's not like they were married!
 
2003-04-21 01:00:07 AM
Dattaway -
I'd love to break into your harddrive and see what kinda stuff you've got hidden there...you get all the good pics!
 
2003-04-21 01:02:27 AM
I'd love to see all the pictures on my hard drive too; unfortunately, I have over 250,000 of them at last count. I ran a nget and wget script one week and filled up my new 160GB hard drive the first week I got it. The rest is history.
 
2003-04-21 01:09:49 AM
Hey, how about photoshopping the above to cross out the Ford icon - and put in a "Mercedes" icon? Or just do a quick black mark-out job to match the ink on the car!
 
2003-04-21 02:47:18 AM
You know, red lipstick on a hot day works just as well. And it does something not immediatly obvious to the paint job. A subtle, no matter how many time you wash it, you can still see what was written kinda thing.

Not that I know from personal experience of course, I've just heard about it.
 
2003-04-21 02:50:18 AM
Cheaters is scripted...I know a girl who was on it.
 
2003-04-21 04:13:51 AM
Now THAT is a woman.


Take a look, the woman:


* Owns a Benz

* Plays baseball

* Isn't afraid to damage the Benz

* Can tear down a garage door on her own

* Knows where her guy is and knows when he's in trouble

* Willing to go on a commando mission to save him

* Able to take on two grown adults at once, once there

* Does it all for love


Amazing...


That guy might look back some day and realize just how

good he had it, and wonder why he tossed it all away.


Assuming of course, that she wasn't just another psycho...
 
2003-04-21 04:16:40 AM
Lollerskates!
This will teach you guys not to cheat!

/hides
 
2003-04-21 04:58:42 AM
All you ladies talking about messing with a man's car had better realise that retaliation might be in order, even if he was cheating. If you came and spray painted my car, you might come out in the morning to a burned out hulk of a car, escalation can be fun for the other person too!!!
 
2003-04-21 08:26:36 AM
MonK3yWr3nch: don't worry. You might not be worth it.
 
2003-04-21 08:46:59 AM
I have only one word for the guy......

 
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