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2010-02-23 10:13:18 AM  
I must admit, Control is an excellent song. The rest ... well, there's a reason they found their fame in porn.
 
2010-02-23 11:11:34 AM  
I haven't heard of most of those porn stars.
And I don't think Paris Hilton counts since she didn't intend for her video to be released commercially, and she was really terrible at it anyway.
 
2010-02-23 12:45:45 PM  
Why would I want to see th...oh, you said Rapping!
 
2010-02-23 01:59:19 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: I haven't heard of most of those porn stars.
And I don't think Paris Hilton counts since she didn't intend for her video to be released commercially, and she was really terrible at it anyway.



Indeed. The first time I saw her video, I mistook it for a mongoose eating a carrot.
 
2010-02-23 02:03:39 PM  
It's rap, but it isn't rap rap.
 
2010-02-23 02:05:16 PM  
gimpel: It's rap, but it isn't rap rap.

rap rap rap
 
2010-02-23 02:06:57 PM  
List fails without Jeff Stryker's "Pop You in the Pooper."

/...or Johnny Hazzard
//...or Colton Ford
///... hell, there's no shortage of porn stars who think they can sing
 
2010-02-23 02:07:37 PM  
Would have thrown a fit if they hadn't mentioned Andrea True. Definitely had a WTF moment when I saw that on VH1 Where are They Now? (or something similar).
 
2010-02-23 02:10:44 PM  
Including a dubious 2006 pop album, Paris.

Allmusic.com: www.allmusic.com
 
2010-02-23 02:11:03 PM  
Ron Jeremy brings his own microphone to the studio.
 
2010-02-23 02:13:36 PM  
The Freak of the Week video/song/ is absolutely fantastic.
 
2010-02-23 02:16:52 PM  
More interested in a compilation of the top 10 porn scenes performed by pop stars.
 
2010-02-23 02:17:24 PM  
Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy rapping

Then I can not click on the link as I have an aversion to throwing up a little in my mouth.

/Do. Not. Like. Hedgehog.
 
2010-02-23 02:20:08 PM  
Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy fapping

Did anyone else see this?

/Do not want
 
2010-02-23 02:21:44 PM  
TheHopeDiamond: I must admit, Control is an excellent song. The rest ... well, there's a reason they found their fame in porn.

If you like dance/electronica, the whole 1,000 Fires album is pretty decent.
 
2010-02-23 02:31:35 PM  
www.ifc.com

Feel slighted.
 
2010-02-23 02:33:08 PM  
browneye: I have an aversion to throwing up a little in my mouth.

/Do. Not. Like. Hedgehog.


Ron Jeremy used to be able to 'throw up' in his own mouth, like 25 years ago, before he got so fat.
 
2010-02-23 02:41:14 PM  
i269.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-23 02:46:27 PM  
Moe! Moe! Moe!
How do you like me?
How do you like me?
Moe! Moe! Moe!
Why don't like me?
Nobody likes me!
 
2010-02-23 02:49:00 PM  
Traci Lords sounded a little like KMFDM.
 
2010-02-23 02:53:41 PM  
burstr.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2010-02-23 02:57:36 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: Traci Lords sounded a little like KMFDM.

Most of that genre sounds like KMFDM.
 
2010-02-23 03:31:28 PM  
No "I Want It All Night Long" by Heather Hunter?

No "I'll Make You Feel Like a Man" by Dyanna Lauren?
 
2010-02-23 03:48:30 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: I don't think Paris Hilton counts since she didn't intend for her video to be released commercially

It's awful sweet of you to say that, but you absolutely have to know better.
 
2010-02-23 04:06:09 PM  
What about all of the tracks from "Porn to Rock"?
 
2010-02-23 04:24:11 PM  
apeiron242: Tat'dGreaser: Traci Lords sounded a little like KMFDM.

Most of that genre sounds like KMFDM.


Incorrect. KMFDM sounds like most of that genre.
 
2010-02-23 05:08:18 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: Traci Lords sounded a little like KMFDM.

Ummm....if you mean in the same "they're playing the same kind of instruments" way that the London Philharmonic sounds like Charlie Daniels, then sure, I suppose I can see that.
 
2010-02-23 05:11:25 PM  
Anyone see the new video by Rammstein?

Yeah, real rock stars doing actual hardcore porn.

No exaggeration.
 
2010-02-23 05:23:12 PM  
Sasha Grey dabbles in music. Kind of trippy techno.
 
2010-02-23 05:54:06 PM  
jigoro: Sasha Grey dabbles in music. Kind of trippy techno.

I'd like to dabble in Sasha Grey.
 
2010-02-23 06:08:44 PM  
browneye: Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy rapping

Then I can not click on the link as I have an aversion to throwing up a little in my mouth.

/Do. Not. Like. Hedgehog.


How dare you.
Ron Jeremy is a GOD, I tell you, A GOD!!!
'Century Sex' is a true American Classic!
Who else do you know can make a 101-year old woman shake like a car on bad gas?
Who else put out a video of them servicing themselves orally?
Who else has had the pleasure of violating Traci Lords in all her orifices in the same film, and later in life met Flavor Flav's mom?
The man is a legend and should be hailed as one!!!
You are not fit to lick that mans shoe!!!

ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG!
ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG!
ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG!


/dragged away by men in white lab coats....
 
2010-02-23 06:15:29 PM  
ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG!
ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG!
ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG! ALL HAIL THE HEDGEHOG!

i269.photobucket.com

All hail the swarthy hairy one!!

/is RJ the definition of swarthy?
 
2010-02-23 06:16:25 PM  
i269.photobucket.com

I just like posting this, it's so damned funny!
 
2010-02-23 06:29:11 PM  
"Freak Of the Week" - classic. (Some intriguing cameos in that vid.)

Didn't the one guy from Biohazard do some pr0n? I know he married Tera Patrick or somebody.....

/no "Rub-a-Dub-Dub" by Hyapatia Lee?
 
2010-02-23 07:16:20 PM  
Aw, no "you got the touch?"
 
2010-02-23 07:23:03 PM  
She didn't sing, but Ginger Lynn was in the Metallica video for their cover of "Turn the Page".
 
mhd
2010-02-23 07:28:00 PM  
 
2010-02-23 07:45:02 PM  
GungFu: Anyone see the new video by Rammstein?

Yeah, real rock stars doing actual hardcore porn.

No exaggeration.


Except not. Their heads have been shopped on, they even admitted it themselves.
 
2010-02-23 08:07:55 PM  
LewDux: Including a dubious 2006 pop album, Paris.

Allmusic.com:


Please tell me that is a satire website.
 
2010-02-23 08:41:39 PM  
Seth'n'Spectrum: LewDux: Including a dubious 2006 pop album, Paris.

Allmusic.com:

Please tell me that is a satire website.


Interesting thing about rich people is that they have lots of money and can buy best producers money can buy.
 
2010-02-23 10:20:23 PM  
Tyrone Slothrop: She didn't sing, but Ginger Lynn was in the Metallica video for their cover of "Turn the Page".

Remember, there were two different versions of the video.

One is just the song, and the other has her talking at some points.
 
2010-02-23 10:33:48 PM  
Teufelaffe: TheHopeDiamond: I must admit, Control is an excellent song. The rest ... well, there's a reason they found their fame in porn.

If you like dance/electronica, the whole 1,000 Fires album is pretty decent.


Okay, but let's understand something here. Traci Lords never was in, or had anything to do, with Lords of Acid.

Two completely separate things.

Lords of Acid are the kings of that genre.
 
2010-02-23 10:57:38 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: List fails without Jeff Stryker's "Pop You in the Pooper."

/...or Johnny Hazzard
//...or Colton Ford
///... hell, there's no shortage of porn stars who think they can sing


The Colton Ford cover of "Losing My Religeon" video is the gayest farking thing you will ever see unless you actually see 10 guys going down on 10 other guys and then it would be a close thing.
 
2010-02-23 11:10:05 PM  
It's worth clicking through to Sky Lopez's myspace page to listen to her "song".

/Standing here with you fear
 
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