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(New York Daily News)   Governor Paterson says he can't see the problem with his plunging poll numbers   (nydailynews.com) divider line 56
    More: Obvious, David Paterson, Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, Rick Lazio, registered voters, polls, democratic primary, Hiram Monserrate  
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2010-02-23 10:25:06 AM  
Anne Frank voted for him.
 
2010-02-23 10:40:44 AM  
I think they should keep him on, just for the lulz.
 
2010-02-23 11:16:47 AM  
If only Fark had more Paterson headlines with blind jokes in them.

Things have gotten so bad for Paterson he has a higher unfavorable rating than convicted ex-Sen. Hiram Monserrate, the poll shows.

Lulz
 
2010-02-23 11:44:09 AM  
mediablitz: If only Fark had more Paterson headlines with blind jokes in them.

I submitted this link with a politically correct headline.



no I didn't
 
2010-02-23 02:07:42 PM  
mediablitz: If only Fark had more Paterson headlines with blind jokes in them.

Things have gotten so bad for Paterson he has a higher unfavorable rating than convicted ex-Sen. Hiram Monserrate, the poll shows.

Lulz


if he started dating sarah jessica parker, fark would implode.
 
2010-02-23 02:18:04 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: Anne FrankAmelia Earhart voted for him.
 
2010-02-23 02:18:45 PM  
I see what you did there, even if he doesnt.
 
2010-02-23 02:19:58 PM  
thomps: if he started dating sarah jessica parker

I can't think of anybody else who would.
 
2010-02-23 02:20:34 PM  
I don't see what's being done here.
 
2010-02-23 02:20:43 PM  
See saw do did
 
2010-02-23 02:21:20 PM  
Oh snap!
 
2010-02-23 02:23:04 PM  
As a resident of New York State, I'm NOT getting a kick out of this.

I'm not often one to advocate violence towards the ability impaired, but I'd rather a man that was hiring 5,000 a night hookers than this blind ass running us off a cliff.
 
2010-02-23 02:23:19 PM  
I SAID, GOVERNOR PATERSON SAYS HE CAN'T SEE THE PROBLEM WITH HIS PLUNGING POLL NUMBERS.


/oblig
//I SAID, OBLIG
 
2010-02-23 02:23:26 PM  
What do you have against New Jersey?
A southern border unfortunately.

/needs circus tickets
//did you hear me crap all over Jersey?
 
2010-02-23 02:24:26 PM  
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2010-02-23 02:25:49 PM  
Barakku: I don't see what's being done here.

More corny-a blind jokes.
 
2010-02-23 02:26:27 PM  
...they called back!
 
2010-02-23 02:27:46 PM  
how witty.

There is nothing more absurd then some 40 year old internet slacker eating Frito's in his mom's basement, who spends his day making fun of a blind guy that managed to become Governor of New York (and makes better blind jokes at his own expense then moma's boy.) And also gets laid more.
 
2010-02-23 02:27:47 PM  
img2.timeinc.net
Stay Classy Farkers!
 
2010-02-23 02:28:17 PM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-02-23 02:32:01 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2010-02-23 02:33:52 PM  
Ya know how I know he's doing a good job?

Because everyone is complaining about him.
 
2010-02-23 02:34:55 PM  
So is Gov. Paterson the new go to blind person? Like it used to be Ray Charles, but he died... and now Stevie Wonder only has sooo much time left...

So is this the new go to blind guy?
 
2010-02-23 02:36:55 PM  
this...

smells fishy
sounds like bs
doesn't feel right
looks bad
is leaving a bad taste in my mouth
 
2010-02-23 02:39:04 PM  
Approves

i533.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-23 02:39:31 PM  
Talkc: So is Gov. Paterson the new go to blind person? Like it used to be Ray Charles, but he died... and now Stevie Wonder only has sooo much time left...

So is this the new go to blind guy?


www.kalamu.com

No respect. It's cuz he's Latino, isn't it?
 
2010-02-23 02:42:33 PM  
its funny because he is blind!
 
2010-02-23 02:46:14 PM  
New Joisey!
 
2010-02-23 02:48:42 PM  
Did anyone here read Paterson's new book?

Neither did he...
 
2010-02-23 02:48:58 PM  
You people are racist!

/mrs db
 
2010-02-23 02:53:30 PM  
How do you punish Governor Paterson??

Leave the plunger in the toilet...
 
2010-02-23 02:54:21 PM  
I could handle a governor with 1 disability. But a blind African African governor? that's 2, its way too much.
 
2010-02-23 02:54:51 PM  
Why does Governor Paterson always smile?

He doesn't know hes black...
 
2010-02-23 02:57:24 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2010-02-23 03:02:08 PM  
the motherfarker just said he plans on holding back income tax rebates. I hope he burns in black hell (which for some reason resembles 1860 Georgia).
 
2010-02-23 03:02:43 PM  
I lawled. +1, subby.
 
2010-02-23 03:03:47 PM  
mtadder: how witty.

There is nothing more absurd then some 40 year old internet slacker eating Frito's in his mom's basement, who spends his day making fun of a blind guy that managed to become Governor of New York (and makes better blind jokes at his own expense then moma's boy.) And also gets laid more.


You sound fat.
 
2010-02-23 03:06:35 PM  
As a legally blind guy, I can't get enough of these Gov. Paterson headlines. I only wish he could see the humour in them.
 
2010-02-23 03:06:51 PM  
One Thirty-two and Bush: Approves

I just noticed the pic I used has a naked girl 'shopped in. I guess I'm blind too. Mods should delete if nsfw.
 
2010-02-23 03:29:35 PM  
skinnyartist: mtadder: how witty.

There is nothing more absurd then some 40 year old internet slacker eating Frito's in his mom's basement, who spends his day making fun of a blind guy that managed to become Governor of New York (and makes better blind jokes at his own expense then moma's boy.) And also gets laid more.

You sound fat.

And socially akward. BTW, we own our own home, have lots of sex and don't eat fritos.
Why the hate for the Museum 0f Modern Art?

/mrs db
 
2010-02-23 03:43:42 PM  
www.stockton.edu

Lynch him, Tar and Feather him, SOMETHING! Common we did it all the time back in the day! that will put some fear into these damn politicians!

ramblingrhodes.mu.nu

\btw I lol'd at sharing a border with NJ
\\lives in Buffalo NY >:( 3rd poorest city in the country
 
2010-02-23 04:09:52 PM  
The headline is funny because Paterson is legally blind.
 
2010-02-23 04:11:30 PM  
"doesn't" subby. Its much funnier that way.
 
2010-02-23 04:58:22 PM  
Don't pick on the governor of my state! Oh fark it, why not? Do you know how Paterson drives? One hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
 
2010-02-23 05:10:40 PM  
Ohhhhhhh...Paterson is legally blind. Now all these headline jokes about what he can't see suddenly make sense. Ha! Ha! Thanks, GeeksAreMyPeeps.

/busting subby's chops, not yours
 
2010-02-23 05:27:29 PM  
mediablitz: If only Fark had more Paterson headlines with blind jokes in them.

Things have gotten so bad for Paterson he has a higher unfavorable rating than convicted ex-Sen. Hiram Monserrate, the poll shows.

Lulz


Which is better:
1. a higher unfavorable rating?
2. a lower favorable rating?
 
2010-02-23 05:29:51 PM  
paterson is also legally an adulterer and drug (ab)user
 
2010-02-23 05:31:07 PM  
Also, if I relied on Fark for my education, I would think that all blind men were black and all blind women were white.
 
2010-02-23 05:31:47 PM  
CrazedHatter: As a resident of New York State, I'm NOT getting a kick out of this.

I'm not often one to advocate violence towards the ability impaired, but I'd rather a man that was hiring 5,000 a night hookers than this blind ass running us off a cliff.


Same, same and same.

Though I didn't see any implications of violence toward the bli-
*whack!*

Where did that come from?!
 
2010-02-23 05:50:37 PM  
Felix_T_Cat: Ya know how I know he's doing a good job?

Because everyone is complaining about him.


Exactly, I'm considering volunteering for his campaign. It took approval rating so low it doesn't matter, but he's doing his best to make cuts to make the State solvent. I'm never going to pretend I'm remotely fiscally conservative, but shiat really needs to be cut (my number one choice is funding to already rich school districts, which of course would cause the most backlash.)
 
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