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2010-02-22 07:36:25 PM  
Doctors find out he suffers from a heart.
 
2010-02-22 07:37:16 PM  
Trying to play the sympathy card, eh?
 
2010-02-22 07:38:34 PM  
I bet he's being cared for under some socialist government health care scheme.
 
2010-02-22 07:39:27 PM  
Honest to God, if a Tweet gets greenlighted on Fark, I very well may quit the Internets.
 
2010-02-22 07:40:11 PM  
This is a repeat from 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002 and 2001.
 
2010-02-22 07:40:32 PM  
you don't say Obama's cousin is in the hospital


Link
 
2010-02-22 07:41:01 PM  
Dick broken?
 
2010-02-22 07:42:30 PM  
Good night, funny man.
 
2010-02-22 07:42:45 PM  
Oh, to be a hospital security guard with a taser right now...
 
2010-02-22 07:43:13 PM  

Ima10urin8: you don't say Obama's cousin is in the hospital


Link


If you can be in this thread, you certainly go back in the thread about your retarded blog where you got your shiat kicked in.
 
2010-02-22 07:43:21 PM  
You'd think the Sith would have a cure for heart attacks.
 
2010-02-22 07:43:37 PM  
Shouldn't have criticized The Biden.
 
2010-02-22 07:44:24 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe? Just maybe?
 
2010-02-22 07:44:27 PM  
Must be getting a firmware upgrade for his survival suit. I hear Lava burns are nasty
 
2010-02-22 07:45:06 PM  
Oh here we go.
 
2010-02-22 07:45:09 PM  
I don't want him to die, he's an asset to the Democratic Party every time he speaks.
 
2010-02-22 07:45:23 PM  
I expect this to be a compassionate and sensitive thread
 
2010-02-22 07:45:25 PM  
I'm sure the doctors will find nothing.
 
2010-02-22 07:45:28 PM  
He got a stiffy and passed out?
 
2010-02-22 07:45:35 PM  
That's what he gets for letting his supply of baby tears and broken dreams run low.
 
2010-02-22 07:45:43 PM  
That went green fast.
 
2010-02-22 07:46:00 PM  
Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...

*fingers crossed*
 
2010-02-22 07:46:01 PM  
I proudly will say "oh please oh please oh please"

Dick Cheney is a piece of shiat and if he croaks the world is instantly a better place.

But I doubt he will.

He's just there to make sure Bob Dole doesn't pull through.

He's got inside info Cheney doesn't want released.
 
2010-02-22 07:46:35 PM  
There's gonna be a lot of dicks in this thread.
 
2010-02-22 07:46:39 PM  
I think he suffered a stroke from the massive butthurt he has
 
2010-02-22 07:46:42 PM  
Cheney's deathbed gay confession in 3...2...1...
 
2010-02-22 07:46:44 PM  

EmployeeOfTheMinute: I expect this to be a compassionate and sensitive thread


I hope he dies
 
2010-02-22 07:46:47 PM  

all the good names are gone: Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...

*fingers crossed*

 
2010-02-22 07:46:49 PM  
I'm getting the popcorn for this one.
 
2010-02-22 07:46:49 PM  
again? feels like he is hospitalized every other month
 
2010-02-22 07:47:01 PM  
Come on Obama, say something nice about his mother to send him over the edge.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:14 PM  
I can't wait for the love-fest that's sure to erupt once Cheney kicks the bucket.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:14 PM  
Limbaugh and Cheney are classic cockteases when it comes to heart problems. I expect nothing from this.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:16 PM  
I'm sure he'll be up and strangling puppies in no time.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:20 PM  
Noooooooo, we still have to hang him
 
2010-02-22 07:47:23 PM  

moops: EmployeeOfTheMinute: I expect this to be a compassionate and sensitive thread

I hope he dies


That is substantially more compassionate and sensitive than what I wish for him.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:39 PM  

AZtoJapan: again? feels like he is hospitalized every other month


The fusion reactor that powers his suit? Made in China.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:40 PM  
Cheney can't die, he needs to stand trial first.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:45 PM  
He is simply too evil to die.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:47 PM  
ahhh, i was having such a bad day, everything is better now.
 
2010-02-22 07:47:50 PM  
Cheney has a heart?

Seriously though I don't wish harm like that even on my worse enemies. My thoughts go out to the folks in his family that aren't spawns of satan.
 
2010-02-22 07:48:05 PM  
The first thing I thought of:

aroundthesphere.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-22 07:48:08 PM  
I hope he dies from a test of torture methods someday. They can cause chest pains.

/I've never wished for anyone to die, either
 
2010-02-22 07:48:14 PM  
What the hell, he has a heart?
 
2010-02-22 07:48:20 PM  
Liberal glee/hope/laughter and conservative butthurt/outrage in 3...2...1...

Also: "No hate like liberal hate" FTW
 
2010-02-22 07:48:23 PM  
There were 36 comments when I posted this and this comment is probably the most factual of all.
 
2010-02-22 07:48:31 PM  
Seems he's Ok.

Return to your lives.
 
2010-02-22 07:48:36 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties:
He's just there to make sure Bob Dole doesn't pull through.


What's this about Bob Dole?
Bob Dole is the kind of Bob Dole I'd like to meet.

BOB DOLE
 
2010-02-22 07:48:56 PM  
for his family's sake, i hope he gets well soon. and for the hague's sake.
 
2010-02-22 07:49:02 PM  

GAT_00: What the hell, he has a heart?


power cell has reached its 120 year limit.
 
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