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(Daily Mail)   Since 1997, England has lost libraries but gained strip clubs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 83
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2010-02-22 09:39:22 AM
Eat_Cress: Why are they blaming Labour for this?

Labour have deregulated licensing which has made strip clubs easy to open.

The real problem with strip clubs is that people fear that one will open near where they live which has a huge impact on their house prices as it lowers the tone of the area (although strip clubs actually have no more problems of noise and violence than a bar).

The other thing is that "lapdancing" is quite a new thing. It used to be that the sex industry was basically strippers and whores. I personally don't get the attraction of lapdancing. Why would I want to pay for the priveledge of even bluer balls than before?
 
2010-02-22 09:41:35 AM
Purple_Jack: My club, Lesbian Librarians A Go-Go, caters to both markets.

I am intrigued by your club, and would like to purchase a lifetime membership.
 
2010-02-22 09:43:14 AM
www.suggesteddonation.com
 
2010-02-22 09:44:39 AM
This thread needs more boobies.
 
2010-02-22 09:52:10 AM
Poppyale: Brings a whole new meaning to 'read my lips'

I'll give that a cackle and a clap. Well played.
 
2010-02-22 09:52:57 AM
FTFA: It shows how ... libraries have gone by the wayside. In their place are bookmakers...


they've traded libraries for bookmakers. Either way people are still reading!
 
2010-02-22 10:06:05 AM
But...terrorists might photograph Britain's highly top secret bag-pipe parades. (new window)
 
2010-02-22 10:15:05 AM
As some of the more enlightened photos here have shown that sexy librarians are indeed desirable. To that end I purpose that we combine the two and have sexy nude librarians in bars that have books. Then at odd times during the evening we can have them recite racy poetry while stripping and dancing to soft jazz music for our visual and auditory pleasure. Book signings will take place in a curtained off back room.
 
2010-02-22 10:20:49 AM
The adult in me finds this trend disturbing, but the kid in my says "Oh, Hell yes!"
 
2010-02-22 10:25:53 AM
So does that means we should start calling it the Naughty Nitwit Nanny State?
 
2010-02-22 10:40:06 AM
WOW, a tity thread and only two pics of strippers in the whole damn thing. That must have HURT the Fark NANNY STATE!
 
2010-02-22 10:43:13 AM
I thought the Brits were known for their stiff upper lip.
 
2010-02-22 10:43:17 AM
That's too bad. I consider libraries to be one of the more advanced things humanity has ever done.

Not that I'm at all against strip clubs. If it were up to me, we'd have four hour workdays, so that we could spend our afternoons in the libraries and evening in the strip clubs.
 
2010-02-22 10:47:43 AM
sirgrim: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yeah, because nothing says "smart" like giving money to women who are not going to be having sex with you.

You can't even masturbate to it there in the club. Someone explain the appeal to me.
 
2010-02-22 10:51:05 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: sirgrim: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yeah, because nothing says "smart" like giving money to women who are not going to be having sex with you.

You can't even masturbate to it there in the club. Someone explain the appeal to me.


This. I've always said that going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant that lets you chew the food but not swallow it. Why torture yourself?
 
2010-02-22 10:56:05 AM
sparkeyjames: As some of the more enlightened photos here have shown that sexy librarians are indeed desirable. To that end I purpose that we combine the two and have sexy nude librarians in bars that have books.

Um, no. You don't get it, and the pics are of "sexy librarian" Halloween costumes by, for and of skanks. That's the "instant gratification" crap that ruins all too many good things. Lemme guess, you finish early, too.

That they're conservatively dressed while on the job is precisely what makes young female librarians appealing. The fantasy is in ripping off all those modest clothes in the janitor's closet to reveal the sexually repressed wild girl underneath. Then having crazy, screams-you-can-hear-down-the-hallway sex with a girl who was just shushing you a minute before.

Librarians are like wrapped candies, mkay? Don't fark with the winning formula.
 
2010-02-22 10:57:30 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Yeah, because nothing says "smart" like giving money to women who are not going to be having sex with you.

You can't even masturbate to it there in the club. Someone explain the appeal to me.


Saving memories for the wank bank.
 
2010-02-22 10:59:31 AM
HumbleGenius: I've always said that going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant that lets you chew the food but not swallow it. Why torture yourself?

Food? It's like going to a bar and paying full price to only look at the drinks.
 
2010-02-22 11:03:46 AM
It's called the Internet and you can look something up without going to a library. Other things you have to look up you have to go to a strip club.
 
2010-02-22 11:05:05 AM
binnster: Marla Singer's Laundry: Yeah, because nothing says "smart" like giving money to women who are not going to be having sex with you.

You can't even masturbate to it there in the club. Someone explain the appeal to me.

Saving memories for the wank bank.


I mean, just save up two trips' worth and get a Craigslist whore. I can totally understand that men have needs, but strip clubs are legalized theft.
 
2010-02-22 11:06:00 AM
ghostofreasonpast: This thread needs more boobies.

Sorry man, but only one post gets the top spot.

/If you don't get it, check this out. (pops)
 
2010-02-22 11:06:42 AM
Mugato: It's called the Internet and you can look something up without going to a library. Other things you have to look up you have to go to a strip club.

Unless I'm very much mistaken, you can look up a great deal of that on the internet too...
 
2010-02-22 11:13:09 AM
Rohasman: Mugato: It's called the Internet and you can look something up without going to a library. Other things you have to look up you have to go to a strip club.

Unless I'm very much mistaken, you can look up a great deal of that on the internet too...


.... and nobody will run you out for fapping at it, either.
 
2010-02-22 11:15:35 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: binnster: Marla Singer's Laundry: Yeah, because nothing says "smart" like giving money to women who are not going to be having sex with you.

You can't even masturbate to it there in the club. Someone explain the appeal to me.

Saving memories for the wank bank.

I mean, just save up two trips' worth and get a Craigslist whore. I can totally understand that men have needs, but strip clubs are legalized theft.


You guys have obviously never been to Tampa.
 
2010-02-22 11:18:53 AM
bongmiester: Empty Signal Gray: What an English stripper may look like.

i'd rather wank


After seeing that picture, I won't be able to for the next week.
 
2010-02-22 11:22:13 AM
dragonchild: HumbleGenius: I've always said that going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant that lets you chew the food but not swallow it. Why torture yourself?

Food? It's like going to a bar and paying full price to only look at the drinks.


Maybe it has more to do with feelings of dominance than anything else. I suspect the regular customers get satisfaction from seeing women (apparently) reduced in that way. Otherwise there just isn't much appeal.
 
2010-02-22 11:35:30 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: I mean, just save up two trips' worth and get a Craigslist whore. I can totally understand that men have needs, but strip clubs are legalized theft.

You are paying for a performance and for the clubs operating expenses. And remember, some guys are just horny idiots.
 
2010-02-22 12:02:47 PM
HumbleGenius: Maybe it has more to do with feelings of dominance than anything else. I suspect the regular customers get satisfaction from seeing women (apparently) reduced in that way.

I generally avoid strip clubs for the reasons we agree on, but I've been dragged to a few. There's no question about it; the man is NOT in control. If anything, it's downright emotionally masochistic. The guy pays money to have a sexy young thing dress skimpy, dance sexy and strip slowly, totally dominating him and cock-blocking him at the same time. It's like they're nostalgic for those years in middle school when they got hard-ons watching that sexy young female teacher but never (at least back in those days) had a chance at getting laid. You watch and fantasize, completely motionless in your chair, until your balls turn blue.
 
2010-02-22 12:04:40 PM
I don't see the need for either one if you have internet
 
2010-02-22 12:13:07 PM
What a Lost library might look like:
www.losthatch.com
 
2010-02-22 12:36:32 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Empty Signal Gray: What an English stripper may look like.

Righ-o! Gonna wiggle me corset I am! Ten farthings fore a dance it 'tis! You fancy a bit o' kink? I'll bruise ya buscuits I will.

/Fappe


Wait... Yoda was British?
 
2010-02-22 04:33:02 PM
Sweet. A new example of spurious for my methods courses. I was getting tired of using battery sales regressed against mental illness. Though I'll keep using my tried-and-true amount of fire damage regressed on number of fire trucks at the fire.

/You too can stamp out fire trucks.
 
2010-02-23 12:03:50 AM
EZ Writer: Terlis: So out of work librarians can find work as strippers now? Awesome...

I approve of your message:


images.buycostumes.com

Read my hips.
 
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