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2010-02-22 06:55:51 AM
"Admit it, ve're lost. ..."
 
2010-02-22 07:07:21 AM
www.dieselstation.com

RIP Koenigsegg

/hot. like the car
 
2010-02-22 07:14:51 AM
StinkyFiddlewinks: RIP Koenigsegg

/hot. like the car


challenger.nspcc.org.uk

DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS.
 
2010-02-22 07:56:15 AM
This guy on my facebook, Patton Oswald, has been putting this in his status the last few days.
 
2010-02-22 07:56:45 AM
Glitchwerks: StinkyFiddlewinks: RIP Koenigsegg

/hot. like the car



DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS.


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers are *SO* last decade, dude.
 
2010-02-22 08:14:59 AM
erveek: Fair_Poopsmith: SnakeMan: Another dead actor who once played the Joker?

He was decentish. (new window)

Wait a minute. He played both Boner and the Joker? I alluded to this panel upthread, but now I feel required to post it:


The best thing about that is the look on his henchmen's faces. I'm pretty sure they get the innuendo.
 
2010-02-22 08:15:09 AM
Recently despondent and last seen on Valentine's day...

Uh-oh.
 
2010-02-22 08:18:33 AM
Bester could find him.
 
2010-02-22 08:34:43 AM
DamnYankees: Anyone else a Never Not Funny fan? I really hope he's ok.

I was never a fan of AK-47, but I do hope he's alright. Given that he was apparently depressed enough to begin with, can you imagine how pissed he must be knowing his obituary will list him only as Kirk Cameron's buddy?
 
2010-02-22 08:43:20 AM
I just hope they find him and that they find him alive and well.
 
2010-02-22 08:46:04 AM
I just noticed, there's a lack of a picture with the article. That might help..
 
2010-02-22 08:48:54 AM
Alphax: I just noticed, there's a lack of a picture with the article. That might help..

images.eonline.com


/He had recently grown a beard.
 
2010-02-22 08:57:52 AM
StinkyFiddlewinks: RIP Koenigsegg

/hot. like the car


Didn't Top Gear test drive one of those and conclude the car was almost undriveable? It went balls out on the straights and lost it in every corner.
 
2010-02-22 08:57:56 AM
Crudbucket: Alphax: I just noticed, there's a lack of a picture with the article. That might help..

/He had recently grown a beard.


Thanks.
 
2010-02-22 08:58:30 AM
BalugaJoe: Bester could find him.

Garibaldi would find him. Bester would take credit for it.
Seriously, I hope they catch a whale of a break and find him alive and well.
 
2010-02-22 09:00:06 AM
Mary Moon didn't like Siever, but she sure liked Stabone.
 
2010-02-22 09:06:23 AM
DECMATH: BalugaJoe: Bester could find him.

Garibaldi would find him. Bester would take credit for it.
Seriously, I hope they catch a whale of a break and find him alive and well.


Zack would find him, Garibaldi would almost get fired over it, Bester would kill him as a disappointing failure.
 
2010-02-22 09:23:58 AM
erveek: Fair_Poopsmith: SnakeMan: Another dead actor who once played the Joker?

He was decentish. (new window)

Wait a minute. He played both Boner and the Joker? I alluded to this panel upthread, but now I feel required to post it:


It's dead, Jim.
 
2010-02-22 09:27:29 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-02-22 09:28:13 AM
I can only imagine what Walter Koenig is going through:

WALTER: I'd like to file a Missing Persons report for my son.

COP: Okay, what's his name.

WALTER: Andrew.

COP: Wait, you're Chekov!

WALTER: Yes, yes I am. My son is an actor as well.

COP: Really?! What did he play?

WALTER: The friend of that Jesus Freak on that ABC show, Growing Pains.

COP: The buddy? You mean that blond kid?

WALTER: No...the Italian guy.

COP: I thought you were Russian.

WALTER: No, I'm not..please, my son....

COP: Oh holy shiat, he played BONER!!

WALTER: ...yes.

COP: Oh my God, how did they ever get away with that? Was he a queen or something?

WALTER: Please, could you help me, my son is missing and he's been depressed lately--

COP: Who wouldn't be. His name is Boner.

WALTER: IT'S ANDREW!!

COP: ...Andy the Boner.

WALTER: GAHHH! HE COULD BE DEAD!!

COP: If my only acting role was some guy called Boner, I'd pray for death as well.

WALTER: You insensitive bastard!

COP: Plus, what does that say about you? You were part of a popular franchise and the only role your name could get your son was some Chachi ripoff called Boner? Come on, man, you have to realize you suck on nearly every level.

WALTER: Listen, could you just fill out the report?

COP: Sure. "Missing...one Boner. Please contact Kirk Cameron if you have any information for he's missing his greasy Boner."

WALTER: fark you, I'm going online.

COP: Later, Wessel of Boner.

WALTER: fark YOU!

COP: BOOOOOONNEEEERRRRRRR!!


Every day is a struggle.
 
2010-02-22 09:33:18 AM
Crudbucket: Alphax: I just noticed, there's a lack of a picture with the article. That might help..

/He had recently grown a beard.


Is now a bad time to say, "I'll be in my bunk"?

/What? Your fault for showing a hot picture of him
 
2010-02-22 09:45:02 AM
lobootomy: Didn't Top Gear test drive one of those and conclude the car was almost undriveable? It went balls out on the straights and lost it in every corner.

No, it's perfectly capable of being driven. However, the car lacks downforce to a serious degree. The Stig went off track hard when he pushed the car too much, which is why I posted his picture with the "does not approve" caption in response.

Koenigseggseggseggseggsegg then brought the car back to the show with a "Stig Edition" that had a rear wing and improved downforce and the car set a very good time.

I honestly am not a big fan of the car. It's performance is impressive, but it looks like a 70's spaceship both inside and out. The only designs I find less appealing are cars from Spyker.

/Riveting tale, old chap.
 
2010-02-22 10:01:05 AM
Guntram Shatterhand: Wessel of Boner.

THIS is my new name for Chekov from now on.
 
2010-02-22 10:06:21 AM
I briefly met him at a party about 10 years ago. I was taking comedy classes here in L.A., and one of my classmates was throwing a little party at her house. My wife and I got there, and chatted with some of the people who I knew from the class, as well as someone who looked really familiar. I couldn't figure out if I went to high school with him, or knew him from some other class or something... I finally asked the woman who was hosting the party who the guy was, and she said 'Oh, he played Boner on Growing Pains'.

I hope they find him safe and sound.

/Cool story, bro
 
2010-02-22 10:15:45 AM
For all of you making the joke about Chekov losing his boner:

DIAF.

Walter Koenig is a fine human being and a good actor. This is his son we're
talking about, and obviously he was going through a very tough time.

Still: I laughed, so I'll keep the icewater lukewarm for you when you all
get to hell.....
 
2010-02-22 10:17:07 AM
img52.imageshack.us
'Eehhheeehhhhheeeehhhhheeeeehhhheeeehhheee' Boner.'
 
2010-02-22 10:21:44 AM
Alphax: picture

images2.wikia.nocookie.net


Of course, this one was taken before his Retin-A treatments....
 
2010-02-22 10:22:10 AM
Like most boners, he'll pop up when you least expect it.
 
2010-02-22 10:58:33 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Did someone say 'boner?'
 
2010-02-22 11:05:52 AM
Forget the censors. How the heck did this get by the banana wielding Kirk Cameron???
 
2010-02-22 11:20:47 AM
Hate to say it, but typically:

"missing for 6 days"

and

"has recently been despondent and his family and friends are concerned for his well-being"

=

Not coming back.


!@#%$ sucks, but wouldn't be the first time a struggling actor harmed himself when his career stagnated.
 
2010-02-22 11:23:06 AM
I am surprised and pleased at the number of Babylon 5 references in this thread.

/Came for "Bester" and "nuclear wessels," leaving satisfied.
//This sucks, and I really hope they find him alive and well. (One CAN hope...)
///I have great respect for Walter Koenig as an actor, considering I love him as Chekov and want to smack him with a 2x4 as Bester. Sucks majorly that his son is missing.
 
2010-02-22 11:38:35 AM
uhhh, hullo docta seeva
 
2010-02-22 11:42:29 AM
C'mon Walter, don't waste another minute on your crying. We're nowhere near the end.
 
2010-02-22 11:52:50 AM
meh, Boner? I'm sure he'll pop up somewhere.

Did you check the medicine cabinet? I dunno' why but sometimes I leave mine there for some reason.

King Missile Video (new window)

If you don't know what this link is, or why it's relevant, you really should check it out. Funny stuff.. NSFW (safe for MTV though) ;)
 
2010-02-22 11:58:12 AM
bravo subby
hope he's ok
 
2010-02-22 12:15:24 PM
He left the show when he joined the army and now he's missing? In other news: Major Boner lost deep in the bush of Djibouti.

try the veal.
 
2010-02-22 12:32:42 PM
OtherLittleGuy: When Chekov's Boner is seen in the first act, it is inevitably used in the third act.

www.lisamcpherson.org
 
2010-02-22 12:39:19 PM
Ball of Confusion: Did someone say 'boner?'

Please pick up your Internets for your Obscure Win.
 
2010-02-22 12:56:01 PM
Ball of Confusion 2010-02-22 10:58:33 AM


Did someone say 'boner?'


i960.photobucket.com

I prefer muff...
 
2010-02-22 12:56:26 PM
Strangely enough, Walter Koenig lives in my neighborhood. I've seen him in line at the movie theater a couple of times, and I see him every once in a while at my post office. His PO Box is about 2 or 3 boxes over from mine. I've never spoken to him, because it just seems weird to bother him. Anyway, here is a picture that describes how he feels:

www.crumbscraper.com

Click the pic to journey to Fancy Froglin's Sexy Forest, by James Kochalka. Borderline NSFW.
 
2010-02-22 12:56:27 PM
le mew: NeedleGuy: Which censors - television's or fark's?

TV, of course. A squeaky clean sitcom, no less.



That always amused me when I was a kid.

Side note:

Back in junior high, was watching a basketball team on TV with my Grandpa. On of the players farked up on a play, and Grandpa said "He really pulled a boner on that one."

I knew what he meant, but it took all my power not to laugh.
 
2010-02-22 01:07:12 PM
Boner is missing?
www.fallenjedi.net
 
2010-02-22 01:14:56 PM
Juniper Jupiter: Crudbucket: Alphax: I just noticed, there's a lack of a picture with the article. That might help..

/He had recently grown a beard.

Is now a bad time to say, "I'll be in my bunk"?

/What? Your fault for showing a hot picture of him


For all we know, your bunk is where he's been hiding. By all means, go check.

I notice that up til now, I've been talking about him in the past tense, as if he were dead already...but honestly, isn't that what we're all assuming?
 
2010-02-22 01:32:30 PM
johnnyboog: This guy on my facebook, Patton Oswald, has been putting this in his status the last few days.

This thread has managed to link together Star Trek, Babylon 5, Growing Pains, and now Caprica. Well done, nerds.
 
2010-02-22 01:33:08 PM
Best comment I've seen was from a poster on Gawker.com.

You just know that Kirk Cameron's pissed ... Boner got raptured, and Mike Seaver got Left Behind.
 
2010-02-22 02:37:51 PM
bold prediction: he hung himself from a tree in stanley park.

for some reason, i've got a vision.
 
2010-02-22 02:39:02 PM
mikkimouse: I am surprised and pleased at the number of Babylon 5 references in this thread.

/Came for "Bester" and "nuclear wessels," leaving satisfied.
//This sucks, and I really hope they find him alive and well. (One CAN hope...)
///I have great respect for Walter Koenig as an actor, considering I love him as Chekov and want to smack him with a 2x4 as Bester. Sucks majorly that his son is missing.



You can get more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with a kind word alone...


/seriously though, hope he's okay.
 
2010-02-22 03:49:21 PM
photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

/link is hot
 
2010-02-22 06:18:45 PM
I like him on the "Never Not Funny" Pardcast. Hope he's ok.

/Jimmy Pardo is married to his sister Danielle
 
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